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Religions > Atheism |
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"UK Ministry of St Luke" |
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23 Dec 2005 11:49:40 AM |
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A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy
with Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking,
and shopping in stores
No one sang
"Away in a manger, no crib for a bed."
Instead, they sang of Santa
dressed-up in bright red.
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
the presents they'd wrap
When what from the T.V.
did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told
of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit..
and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus?
Oh, no ... not at all.
Their lives were so busy
with their Christmas time things
No time to remember
Christ Jesus, the King.
There were presents to wrap
and cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember
who died for their sake?
To pray to the Savior...
they had no time to stop.
Because they needed more time
to "Shop til they dropped!"
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
From the big stores downtown
to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
and visit them all!
And up on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
they never once prayed to Jesus...
Light of the World.
Christ's eyes ... how they twinkle!
Christ's Spirit ... how merry!
Christ's love .... how enormous!
All our burdens... He'll carry!
So instead of being busy,
overworked, and uptight
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
and enjoy some good nights!
Merry Christmas...not Happy Holidays!
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| User: "Lörd Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
24 Dec 2005 12:20:01 AM |
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"UK Ministry of St Luke" <rev@ukministry.org> astounded us with:
news:Zb6dnWcYA7wkpTHeRVn-rg@giganews.com:
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found.
Good! Copy the Baby Jesus and *****!!
--
Lörd Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Nightshade" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
24 Dec 2005 05:30:02 AM |
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"UK Ministry of St Luke" <rev@ukministry.org> astounded us with:
news:Zb6dnWcYA7wkpTHeRVn-rg@giganews.com:
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found.
That is probably because the fucker died 2000 years ago.
....If we are to believe the tales.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Night after Yuletide |
24 Dec 2005 01:59:56 AM |
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Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
Nope. Your lies don't belong in Yuletide.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
Why I am not a christian:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus/nojebus
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
24 Dec 2005 01:35:02 PM |
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<posted & mailed>
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
Nope. Your lies don't belong in Yuletide.
There was no Christ in Solstice, no Jesus in
Saturnalia.
The damned xians stole the holidays and then
outlawed all other religions. Lets boot
the superstition out of the Solstice season.
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Wassail, Happy Holidays, Merry Solstice, Happy
Saturnalia, mull the wine and pass the eggnog.
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
26 Dec 2005 09:01:04 AM |
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wbarwell wrote:
There was no Christ in Solstice, no Jesus in
Saturnalia.
The damned xians stole the holidays and then
outlawed all other religions. Lets boot
the superstition out of the Solstice season.
You're wasting yoru time trying to reaosn with a fundamental moron like
Earl Weber. He lies that he can talk scriptural circles around people,
yet with every word he writes, he documents how clueless he truly is.
He will freely admit that there was no nativity until 2,000 years ago,
when desperate Middle Easterners plagiarized other traditions to invent
the Christ myth. He'll claim there's evidence for it but he cannot
point to a single scientifically verifiable shred of such evidence, nor
cvan he even point to any direct testimony outside of the demonstrably
errant New Testament. Then he'll try to pretend that the winter
solstice, which was celebrated long before the Jesus myth was created
and which the Jesus inventors stole and tried to turn itno their own
somehow isn't the reason for the celebration!
Note that he never documents or supports a single thing he says,
whereas the cowardice and lies of this pathetic hypocrite for Christ
have been fully documented on Usenet. His despicable and unchristian
behavior, and his slanderous unfounded charges (he thinks turning the
other cheek means mooning someone) are why he was mass-plonked by
pretty near the entire regular set on a.a.:
http://tinyurl.com/9gycg
It's a sign of how pathetic he is, how low he's sinking and how
desperate he's become since he was cut off, that he now has to beg for
atheists to talk to him by posting inane rants against us - this from
the guy who claims to be a christian, who claims to do unto others as
he would be done by, and who lies about turning the other cheek!
His cowardice in "debate" or even discussion is legendary:
1. http://tinyurl.com/4dyok
2. http://tinyurl.com/664yu
3. http://tinyurl.com/apenc
He claims he can run rings around anyone on scripture, but when he was
actually taken up directly on this claim:
http://tinyurl.com/3z47u
he ran away!
He has over 16 documented lies:
http://tinyurl.com/5zlzx
http://tinyurl.com/ablwm
He regularly demands people open discussions on his god, and when they
do, he runs away. I personally had him run from the *same topic* over
120 times in direct response to a challenge he made!
He dismally failed the simplest intelligence test imaginable:
http://tinyurl.com/7zm43
He has fifty questions he can't answer or daren't answer honestly:
http://tinyurl.com/ad89u
and fifty more:
http://tinyurl.com/9ky7y
In short, he's a waste of a human being.
Budikka
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
24 Dec 2005 06:11:50 AM |
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:59:56 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote:
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
Nope. Your lies don't belong in Yuletide.
Actually, Christ never left Christ_mass. He is the reason for the season. And
the 2.5% of atheists will never get him out, either. That's a guarantee.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
24 Dec 2005 10:29:40 AM |
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:11:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:59:56 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote:
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
Nope. Your lies don't belong in Yuletide.
Actually, Christ never left Christ_mass. He is the reason for the season. And
the 2.5% of atheists will never get him out, either.
That's what WalMart is for.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2160 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
24 Dec 2005 10:39:01 AM |
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:11:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:59:56 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote:
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
Nope. Your lies don't belong in Yuletide.
Actually, Christ never left Christ_mass. He is the reason for the season. And
the 2.5% of atheists will never get him out, either. That's a guarantee.
Absolutely. You do what you like with your Christ Mass it is nowt to
do with me, I have a better reason for our season. Join in if you like
when you have done you blood fest, all are welcome, even Christians
providing you leave your religion at home of course.
--
Les Hellawell
year round greetings from:
YORKSHIRE The White Rose County
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
24 Dec 2005 11:22:57 AM |
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duke wrote:
Actually, Christ never left Christ_mass.
Of course not. As a myth your "christ" never was in or at or (whatever)
Yuletide.
Now, enough of that. I refuse to have any more battles of education and
knowledge with a totally unarmed fundie.
Bye puke. It's been fun while it lasted. Be seeing you down in Niflhel, from
my seat in Valhalla ;)
*PLONK*
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
Why I am not a christian:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus/nojebus
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Night after Yuletide |
25 Dec 2005 06:44:33 AM |
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:59:56 +0100, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote:
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
Nope. Your lies don't belong in Yuletide.
What lie? Christ is the reason for the season.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
25 Dec 2005 09:46:13 AM |
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:49:40 -0000, "UK Ministry of St Luke"
<rev@ukministry.org> wrote:
*****, drooler.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
23 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:49:40 -0000, "UK Ministry of St Luke"
<rev@ukministry.org> wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy
with Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking,
and shopping in stores
No one sang
"Away in a manger, no crib for a bed."
Instead, they sang of Santa
dressed-up in bright red.
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
the presents they'd wrap
When what from the T.V.
did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told
of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit..
and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus?
Oh, no ... not at all.
Their lives were so busy
with their Christmas time things
No time to remember
Christ Jesus, the King.
There were presents to wrap
and cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember
who died for their sake?
To pray to the Savior...
they had no time to stop.
Because they needed more time
to "Shop til they dropped!"
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
From the big stores downtown
to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
and visit them all!
And up on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
they never once prayed to Jesus...
Light of the World.
Christ's eyes ... how they twinkle!
Christ's Spirit ... how merry!
Christ's love .... how enormous!
All our burdens... He'll carry!
So instead of being busy,
overworked, and uptight
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
and enjoy some good nights!
Merry Christmas...not Happy Holidays!
And a Merry Saturnalia to you too.
Moron.
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| User: "Sanitys little helper" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
23 Dec 2005 04:30:53 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:49:40 -0000, UK Ministry of St Luke wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jebus
was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy
with Yule celebrations
Seeing friends and family,
and joining libations
No one sang songs
about virgins giving birth
Instead, they filled their hours
with jollity and mirth.
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
the presents they'd wrap
When what from the T.V.
did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told
of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit..
and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jebus?
Oh, no ... not at all.
Their minds were enlightened
with reality and facts
No time for such nonsense
As astrologers on donkey's backs
There were presents to wrap
and baking mince pies.
Why should they bother
with death cults and lies
To pray to the holy brat
they had far more sense.
Because they had far more brains
and just weren't that dense
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
From the big stores downtown
to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
and visit them all!
And up on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
never wonedering if Jebus
Might have really been a girl .
For Christ's sake! How stupid
Do you think we are
To worship a death cult
of old and from afar?
So instead of being brainwashed,
morbid, and uptight
Let's celebrate Saturnalia
and enjoy some good nights!
There. I fixed it for you, and you know what? You don't even have to thank
me!
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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we eat, drink and be merry.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
25 Dec 2005 09:47:33 AM |
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 22:30:53 +0000, Sanity's little helper
<elvish@noshpam.net> wrote:
On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:49:40 -0000, UK Ministry of St Luke wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jebus
was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy
with Yule celebrations
Seeing friends and family,
and joining libations
No one sang songs
about virgins giving birth
Instead, they filled their hours
with jollity and mirth.
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
the presents they'd wrap
When what from the T.V.
did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told
of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit..
and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jebus?
Oh, no ... not at all.
Their minds were enlightened
with reality and facts
No time for such nonsense
As astrologers on donkey's backs
There were presents to wrap
and baking mince pies.
Why should they bother
with death cults and lies
To pray to the holy brat
they had far more sense.
Because they had far more brains
and just weren't that dense
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
From the big stores downtown
to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
and visit them all!
And up on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
never wonedering if Jebus
Might have really been a girl .
For Christ's sake! How stupid
Do you think we are
To worship a death cult
of old and from afar?
So instead of being brainwashed,
morbid, and uptight
Let's celebrate Saturnalia
and enjoy some good nights!
There. I fixed it for you, and you know what? You don't even have to thank
me!
Nicely done! :D
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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| Title: Re: A New "Night Before Christmas"... |
24 Dec 2005 06:28:23 AM |
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UK Ministry of St Luke wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy
with Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking,
and shopping in stores
No one sang
"Away in a manger, no crib for a bed."
Instead, they sang of Santa
dressed-up in bright red.
Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
the presents they'd wrap
When what from the T.V.
did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told
of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall
they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit..
and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus?
Oh, no ... not at all.
Their lives were so busy
with their Christmas time things
No time to remember
Christ Jesus, the King.
There were presents to wrap
and cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember
who died for their sake?
To pray to the Savior...
they had no time to stop.
Because they needed more time
to "Shop til they dropped!"
On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's
From the big stores downtown
to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
and visit them all!
And up on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
they never once prayed to Jesus...
Light of the World.
Christ's eyes ... how they twinkle!
Christ's Spirit ... how merry!
Christ's love .... how enormous!
All our burdens... He'll carry!
So instead of being busy,
overworked, and uptight
Let's put Christ back in CHRISTmas
and enjoy some good nights!
Merry Christmas...not Happy Holidays!
Reason's Greetings and Super Solstice! Nice poem. Now let's hear from
all the knee-jerk morons about the reason for the season - which is
actually winter solstice, not the mythical birth of some Middle
Easterner for which there's no evidence whatsoever outside of Bible
lies.
There *is*, however, abundant evidence that there really was a Santa
Claus!
Budikka
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