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Religions > Atheism |
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"me" |
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04 Nov 2005 09:04:05 PM |
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A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
The Greek name of Jesus Christ, as used in the New Testament, is:
IESOUS CHRISTOS
This anagrams to:
OSIRIS SET CHOUS
CHOUS means "grave"
If you know anything about the Egyptian myth of Osiris and Set you should find this
interesting.
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| User: "Just Mark" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
04 Nov 2005 10:24:58 PM |
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"me" <here@now.com> wrote in message
news:436bccdf$0$18335$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
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: The Greek name of Jesus Christ, as used in the New Testament, is:
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: IESOUS CHRISTOS
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: This anagrams to:
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: OSIRIS SET CHOUS
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: CHOUS means "grave"
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: If you know anything about the Egyptian myth of Osiris and Set you should
find this
: interesting.
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It also works out to ETHICS IS OUR SOS
If you know anything about the power of ethics to save ships, you should
find this interesting.
And it works out to OSTRICHES I SO US
If you know anything about burying your head in the sand in the Southern
U.S., you should find this interesting.
Then there's ECHO SUITORS SIS
If you know anything about how your brother-in-law's voice sounds in the
Grand Canyon, you should find this interesting.
Not to mention ECHO ITOS IS USSR
If you know anything about O.J. Simpson trial re-runs in Russia, you should
find this interesting.
And let's not miss CHORUSES IS IT SO
If you know anything about skeptical singing ensembles, you should find this
interesting.
Get a load o' this one: CHESS SIRIUS TOO
If you know anything about a Fischer-Spassky rematch in space, you should
find this interesting.
And...what the hell??? ICE HIS OR TOSS US
If you know anything about politically incorrect pub games, you should find
this interesting.
Konichiwah!!! ICE SUSHI TORSOS
If you know anything about frozen fish guts, you should find this
interesting.
Woah! Where'd this one come from? SHUT THE ***** UP
If you know anything about shutting the ***** up....
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| User: "me" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
04 Nov 2005 10:59:09 PM |
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"Just Mark" <nunyabidniss@nospam.com> wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in message
news:436bccdf$0$18335$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
:
:
: The Greek name of Jesus Christ, as used in the New Testament, is:
:
: IESOUS CHRISTOS
:
: This anagrams to:
:
: OSIRIS SET CHOUS
:
: CHOUS means "grave"
:
: If you know anything about the Egyptian myth of Osiris and Set you should
find this
: interesting.
:
It also works out to ETHICS IS OUR SOS
If you know anything about the power of ethics to save ships, you should
find this interesting.
And it works out to OSTRICHES I SO US
If you know anything about burying your head in the sand in the Southern
U.S., you should find this interesting.
Then there's ECHO SUITORS SIS
If you know anything about how your brother-in-law's voice sounds in the
Grand Canyon, you should find this interesting.
Not to mention ECHO ITOS IS USSR
If you know anything about O.J. Simpson trial re-runs in Russia, you should
find this interesting.
And let's not miss CHORUSES IS IT SO
If you know anything about skeptical singing ensembles, you should find this
interesting.
Get a load o' this one: CHESS SIRIUS TOO
If you know anything about a Fischer-Spassky rematch in space, you should
find this interesting.
And...what the hell??? ICE HIS OR TOSS US
If you know anything about politically incorrect pub games, you should find
this interesting.
Konichiwah!!! ICE SUSHI TORSOS
If you know anything about frozen fish guts, you should find this
interesting.
Woah! Where'd this one come from? SHUT THE ***** UP
If you know anything about shutting the ***** up....
I knew someone who started a successful cult (and made a LOT of money) by simply
calling himself "Leo 4" (Leo IV - what's that anagram to?)
http://www.emin.org/Background.shtml
He initiated people into his cult by, amongst other techniques, playing Sibelius music to
them for hours.
"sibeliussubeliussibeliussibellius ....... s'obeyleo's'obeyleo's'obeyleo's"
... of course .... the New Testament is FULL of "mind control" tricks, isn't it? That's why
it "works".
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
05 Nov 2005 05:16:57 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet me (here@now.com) made the
light shine upon us with this:
.. of course .... the New Testament is FULL of "mind control" tricks,
isn't it? That's why it "works".
The NT "works" in what way?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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"The world is only 5-6 thousand years old does not mean the planet
earth is only 5-6 thousand years old. There have been many worlds
created and destroyed on this planet. The creation of the planet is
described in Genesis 1. The creation of the world is described in
Genesis 2. Two different kind of creations." --Eric Brze
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
05 Nov 2005 06:52:38 AM |
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On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 23:16:57 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet me (here@now.com) made the
light shine upon us with this:
.. of course .... the New Testament is FULL of "mind control" tricks,
isn't it? That's why it "works".
The NT "works" in what way?
Yep, at least "works" in the sense that it suck rubes and dupes in
wholesale.
That is it's primary purpose.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
05 Nov 2005 05:55:19 AM |
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TV's Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet me (here@now.com) made the
light shine upon us with this:
.. of course .... the New Testament is FULL of "mind control" tricks,
isn't it? That's why it "works".
The NT "works" in what way?
In the same way a lobotomy "works" in causing the mind to cease functioning.
--
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
05 Nov 2005 03:27:29 AM |
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On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 21:04:05 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
The Greek name of Jesus Christ, as used in the New Testament, is:
IESOUS CHRISTOS
This anagrams to:
OSIRIS SET CHOUS
CHOUS means "grave"
If you know anything about the Egyptian myth of Osiris and Set you should find this
interesting.
Good fucking grief! Get out of here with your stupid pseudo
science/superstitious/BermudaTriangle/bible code *****.
What's next? In Klingon it means, "*****'.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
04 Nov 2005 09:49:42 PM |
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me wrote:
The Greek name of Jesus Christ, as used in the New Testament, is:
IESOUS CHRISTOS
This anagrams to:
OSIRIS SET CHOUS
CHOUS means "grave"
If you know anything about the Egyptian myth of Osiris and Set you should find this
interesting.
There are a number of flaws in your anagram. _Christos_ is spelled with the letter tau
while _set_ is spelled in Greek with the letter theta (and is pronounced 'seth' in
Greek.) _Iesous_ is spelled with eta while _Set_ uses the letter epsilon. _Osiris_ has
an iota and an upsilon, while there is no upsilon in _Iesous Christos_.
But please, do try again.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[W]e have never held that moral disapproval, without any other asserted
state interest, is a sufficient rationale under the Equal Protection
Clause to justify a law that discriminates among groups of persons."
- Sandra Day O`Conner, _Lawrence v Texas_
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=000&invol=02-102
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| User: "me" |
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| Title: Re: A new slant on 'Jesus Christ' |
04 Nov 2005 10:23:20 PM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote:
me wrote:
The Greek name of Jesus Christ, as used in the New Testament, is:
IESOUS CHRISTOS
This anagrams to:
OSIRIS SET CHOUS
CHOUS means "grave"
If you know anything about the Egyptian myth of Osiris and Set you should find this
interesting.
There are a number of flaws in your anagram. _Christos_ is spelled with the letter tau
while _set_ is spelled in Greek with the letter theta (and is pronounced 'seth' in
Greek.) _Iesous_ is spelled with eta while _Set_ uses the letter epsilon. _Osiris_ has
an iota and an upsilon, while there is no upsilon in _Iesous Christos_.
But please, do try again.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[W]e have never held that moral disapproval, without any other asserted
state interest, is a sufficient rationale under the Equal Protection
Clause to justify a law that discriminates among groups of persons."
- Sandra Day O`Conner, _Lawrence v Texas_
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=000&invol=02-102
Oh dear! I suppose I'll have to rethink all the other anagrams I've found in Mark's
gospel then - especially the one that identifies who wrote it.
... and there's me thinking I'd cracked the riddle of the origin of Christianity! Obviously it
wasn't some smart alec who concocted his own version of the well-known Egyptian
resurrection myth using characters with names that anagram.
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