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18 Aug 2006 03:12:14 PM |
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a pack of velociraptors seen in a park |
Now the good news.
A great knock has bumped into dirt the evolucionist theory.
A pack of vicious velociraptors have been watched running swiftly at
some nights in the Central Park of NYC. They have devoured a mother of
30 who was running with her three kids on last Saturday. The police
have found only some shreds of their clothes and a few small fragments
of munched bones. The murderous beasts were licking the floor and let
out only faints drops of blood in the grass of the park.
That fact that these obnoxious creatures were seen running in Central
Park is the prove we needed to see the theory of evolution crashing
over his ridiculous and wrong foundations.
These hungry creatures, the velociraptors, are alive and well. They
are also a living prove of the intelligence of god, that needed these
ferocious beasts to punish all the sinners. And what a best place to
punish them than in New York? There are some rumours about packs of
velociraptors roaming in the nights of Las Vegas. This is a well
deserved punishement for the many sinners that are living in this city
a sinners. We have dispatched some observers to watch the sinner
neighborhood of El Castro in San Francisco. There it would be surely
many velociraptors and perhaps some Rex dinos in this city.
These hungry beasts are not the only way god uses to punish human
sinners. As he is an almighty god, he can punish then as he would
damned pleases. But the murderous beasts are nothing but an appetizer
for the mouth of the Lord. The real pleasure will come when He would
throw all the damned sinners into Hell to suffer for all eternity. A
well deserved punishment. But I would love that god would be even more
harsh on those fucking sinners.
leopoldo
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18 Aug 2006 04:12:41 PM |
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On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
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18 Aug 2006 04:46:45 PM |
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Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
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| User: "Ugly Anna" |
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18 Aug 2006 10:35:06 PM |
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On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Cite, as in a URL, *****!
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| User: "Kate " |
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18 Aug 2006 08:09:02 PM |
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On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
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| User: "leo" |
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19 Aug 2006 07:40:35 AM |
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Kate ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Dear Kate:
How much credulity had they infiltrated in your mind? Is is so much
believable that someone has watche packs of velociraptors anywhere in
the world? And what about the posiblitiy of watching velociraptors in
Central Park? What sort of morons are the Xians that are unable to
catch a plain unvelievably testimony? Never had met a parody before
in you life?
Your gullibility really amazes me.
Leopoldo
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| User: "Kate " |
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19 Aug 2006 10:26:02 AM |
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On 19 Aug 2006 05:40:35 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Kate ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Dear Kate:
How much credulity had they infiltrated in your mind? Is is so much
believable that someone has watche packs of velociraptors anywhere in
the world? And what about the posiblitiy of watching velociraptors in
Central Park? What sort of morons are the Xians that are unable to
catch a plain unvelievably testimony? Never had met a parody before
in you life?
Your gullibility really amazes me.
Leopoldo
You think it's gullible to think some yahoo on Usenet sill pretend
there is an article in the NYT that says so?
You are pretty foolish, now aren't you? Around here, that's pretty
much normal.
Stick around, you'll be amazed at what comes out of the woodwork.
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| User: "leo" |
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19 Aug 2006 11:20:17 AM |
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Kate ha escrito:
On 19 Aug 2006 05:40:35 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Kate ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Dear Kate:
How much credulity had they infiltrated in your mind? Is is so much
believable that someone has watche packs of velociraptors anywhere in
the world? And what about the posiblitiy of watching velociraptors in
Central Park? What sort of morons are the Xians that are unable to
catch a plain unvelievably testimony? Never had met a parody before
in you life?
Your gullibility really amazes me.
Leopoldo
You think it's gullible to think some yahoo on Usenet sill pretend
there is an article in the NYT that says so?
You are pretty foolish, now aren't you? Around here, that's pretty
much normal.
Stick around, you'll be amazed at what comes out of the woodwork.
what on earth made you think such a nonsense could be a true story?
So, why were you asking for the source of this big whopper?
Leopoldo
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| User: "Kate " |
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19 Aug 2006 06:43:02 PM |
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On 19 Aug 2006 09:20:17 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Kate ha escrito:
On 19 Aug 2006 05:40:35 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Kate ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Dear Kate:
How much credulity had they infiltrated in your mind? Is is so much
believable that someone has watche packs of velociraptors anywhere in
the world? And what about the posiblitiy of watching velociraptors in
Central Park? What sort of morons are the Xians that are unable to
catch a plain unvelievably testimony? Never had met a parody before
in you life?
Your gullibility really amazes me.
Leopoldo
You think it's gullible to think some yahoo on Usenet sill pretend
there is an article in the NYT that says so?
You are pretty foolish, now aren't you? Around here, that's pretty
much normal.
Stick around, you'll be amazed at what comes out of the woodwork.
what on earth made you think such a nonsense could be a true story?
So, why were you asking for the source of this big whopper?
Leopoldo
What on earth made you think I thought it was true? That I told a
troll to cite or shut up?
Just a bit too naive for usenet, aren't you?
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| User: "Ugly Anna" |
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19 Aug 2006 08:03:01 PM |
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On 19 Aug 2006 09:20:17 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
You think it's gullible to think some yahoo on Usenet sill pretend
there is an article in the NYT that says so?
You are pretty foolish, now aren't you? Around here, that's pretty
much normal.
Stick around, you'll be amazed at what comes out of the woodwork.
what on earth made you think such a nonsense could be a true story?
So, why were you asking for the source of this big whopper?
Leopoldo
As I mentioned in one of my earlier posts, Christians make outlandish
claims that they actually believe. Back in the early '90s, there was
"zoologist" that appeared on the now-defunct "Talk Back Live with Bob
Larson". The guy had written a book claiming that pterodactyls were
the only dinosaurs that survived the great flood during the time of
Noah, and there was a group of them living in a remote part of New
Guinea.
Based on my past dealings with Christians and other theists, it's only
natural for me to ask for a cite or link. That's a far cry from
believing anything, but it puts them on the defensive if they continue
to espouse something as actually be fact.
You, princess, have a lot of growing up to do..
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| User: "leo" |
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20 Aug 2006 12:57:15 PM |
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Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 19 Aug 2006 09:20:17 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
You think it's gullible to think some yahoo on Usenet sill pretend
there is an article in the NYT that says so?
You are pretty foolish, now aren't you? Around here, that's pretty
much normal.
Stick around, you'll be amazed at what comes out of the woodwork.
what on earth made you think such a nonsense could be a true story?
So, why were you asking for the source of this big whopper?
Leopoldo
As I mentioned in one of my earlier posts, Christians make outlandish
claims that they actually believe. Back in the early '90s, there was
"zoologist" that appeared on the now-defunct "Talk Back Live with Bob
Larson". The guy had written a book claiming that pterodactyls were
the only dinosaurs that survived the great flood during the time of
Noah, and there was a group of them living in a remote part of New
Guinea.
Based on my past dealings with Christians and other theists, it's only
natural for me to ask for a cite or link. That's a far cry from
believing anything, but it puts them on the defensive if they continue
to espouse something as actually be fact.
You, princess, have a lot of growing up to do..
Sorry, Anna:
I was doing a parody of fundies. Perhaps it was too perfect for you.
I was precisely inspired by the post about the pterodactyls of New
Guinea, Anna.
We are on the same side of the river.
Leopoldo
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| User: "leo" |
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19 Aug 2006 08:40:59 AM |
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Kate ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Dear ugly:
Try to think calmly. What would happen if the this new had been
printed in the Wall Street Journal, or in the New York Times. Would
this piece of ***** be any more credible? Well, perhaps not. The Wall
Street Journal and New York Times are papers full of printed crap.
Well, I accept that. What about, if this piece of ***** were printed in
the Matthew or Lukas? Is this piece of ***** any more credible?
Are there any other hints that would be helpful to found this story is
absolutely fake? How big is the damned Central Park? Is it a mile
long? How many velociraptors could make a pack? Just imagine, they
were just a few of them. Just only six animals.
Where they came from? Where are they living at present in the world?
How many people they have to eat daily before we take any notice of
their existence? How many neurons we need functioning inside our minds
to distinguish a great whopper from something a little credible?
So, my dear, why do you needed a prove that the Wall Street Journal
printed that *****? What if they had? Would this fact make a blatant
lie any more trustworthy?
As long as you would not have a little of skepticism, you would never
achieve the rank of a rational human being.
Leopoldo
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18 Aug 2006 09:44:11 PM |
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On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:09:02 -0500, Kate wrote:
On 18 Aug 2006 14:46:45 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
Now the good news.
<snip>
Cite, please?
New York Times, and Wall Street Journal, moron.
Leopoldo
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Satire.
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| User: "Ugly Anna" |
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18 Aug 2006 10:39:03 PM |
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On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:44:11 GMT, Cloim <Cloim@begining.of.time>
wrote:
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Satire.
....but Leo the Lip didn't say it was from The Onion. He said NYT and
WSJ, so I'm going to assume that he's a lying, dickless troll.
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| User: "Liz" |
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19 Aug 2006 08:57:19 AM |
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On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:39:03 -0400, Ugly Anna <Tbone415@aol.com> in
news message <9o1de2l2gjgirk9gfe12o8vhb9fcndshmq@4ax.com> wrote:
On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:44:11 GMT, Cloim <Cloim@begining.of.time>
wrote:
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Satire.
...but Leo the Lip didn't say it was from The Onion.
The obvious assumption is that he wrote it himself. Do you believe
that all satire must come stamped "from the Onion"? Widen your
horizons.
He said NYT and
WSJ, so I'm going to assume that he's a lying, dickless troll.
Ah, so you don't have a sense of humor. Did you actually believe he
was serious?
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Ugly Anna" |
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19 Aug 2006 06:30:02 PM |
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On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 13:57:19 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:39:03 -0400, Ugly Anna <Tbone415@aol.com> in
news message <9o1de2l2gjgirk9gfe12o8vhb9fcndshmq@4ax.com> wrote:
On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:44:11 GMT, Cloim <Cloim@begining.of.time>
wrote:
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Satire.
...but Leo the Lip didn't say it was from The Onion.
The obvious assumption is that he wrote it himself. Do you believe
that all satire must come stamped "from the Onion"? Widen your
horizons.
He said NYT and
WSJ, so I'm going to assume that he's a lying, dickless troll.
Ah, so you don't have a sense of humor. Did you actually believe he
was serious?
Xians post to alt.atheism making all kinds of outlandish claims. As
for trolls, some are more clever than others, and all I did was ask
for a cite. All bets were off when he started with the name calling
for no good reason.
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19 Aug 2006 07:46:48 AM |
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Ugly Anna ha escrito:
On Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:44:11 GMT, Cloim <Cloim@begining.of.time>
wrote:
Try supplying an actual link moron Leopoldo, because there isn't a
single hit from anything on any news site on google.
Not that all we think you are just trolling through your teeth......
really.
Satire.
...but Leo the Lip didn't say it was from The Onion. He said NYT and
WSJ, so I'm going to assume that he's a lying, dickless troll.
How can a christian be so gullible? It is all right that you believe
in Christ your Lord. At least you have heard talk of this whopper 50
or 100 thousand times. But velociraptors in Central Park? How many
thousand times have you read or hear about velociraptos en Central
park? I can understand that you believe in aliens and abductions. At
least there have been thousand of fake stories about that.
You really amaze me.
Leopoldo
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19 Aug 2006 07:33:24 PM |
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On 19 Aug 2006 05:46:48 -0700, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
How can a christian be so gullible?
I can see you haven't read many of my past posts...
It is all right that you believe
in Christ your Lord. At least you have heard talk of this whopper 50
or 100 thousand times. But velociraptors in Central Park? How many
thousand times have you read or hear about velociraptos en Central
park? I can understand that you believe in aliens and abductions. At
least there have been thousand of fake stories about that.
You really amaze me.
Leopoldo
Theists come into alt.atheism making all kinds of outlandish and
ridiculous claims - even more so than your little velociraptor story.
All I did was ask for a cite - I'd hardly call that a profession of
belief, but you chose to go on the attack and call me a moron for
absolutely no reason. Now, you call me even something even worse - a
Christian!
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19 Aug 2006 09:10:24 AM |
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On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, in alt.atheism , "leo"
<leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> in
<1155931934.314928.301050@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> wrote:
Now the good news.
A great knock has bumped into dirt the evolucionist theory.
A pack of vicious velociraptors have been watched running swiftly at
some nights in the Central Park of NYC. They have devoured a mother of
30 who was running with her three kids on last Saturday.
I want to know what that mother did with her 27 other kids.
The police
have found only some shreds of their clothes and a few small fragments
of munched bones. The murderous beasts were licking the floor and let
out only faints drops of blood in the grass of the park.
That fact that these obnoxious creatures were seen running in Central
Park is the prove we needed to see the theory of evolution crashing
over his ridiculous and wrong foundations.
These hungry creatures, the velociraptors, are alive and well. They
are also a living prove of the intelligence of god, that needed these
ferocious beasts to punish all the sinners. And what a best place to
punish them than in New York?
Fox, 8 o'clock, Thursdays?
[snip]
--
Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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19 Aug 2006 02:45:24 PM |
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Matt Silberstein ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, in alt.atheism , "leo"
<leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> in
<1155931934.314928.301050@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> wrote:
Now the good news.
A great knock has bumped into dirt the evolucionist theory.
A pack of vicious velociraptors have been watched running swiftly at
some nights in the Central Park of NYC. They have devoured a mother of
30 who was running with her three kids on last Saturday.
I want to know what that mother did with her 27 other kids.
How silly of me! I did not even stop a moment to worry about the other
27 kids!
Sorry, dude. I promise to it better next time.
The police
have found only some shreds of their clothes and a few small fragments
of munched bones. The murderous beasts were licking the floor and let
out only faints drops of blood in the grass of the park.
That fact that these obnoxious creatures were seen running in Central
Park is the prove we needed to see the theory of evolution crashing
over his ridiculous and wrong foundations.
These hungry creatures, the velociraptors, are alive and well. They
are also a living prove of the intelligence of god, that needed these
ferocious beasts to punish all the sinners. And what a best place to
punish them than in New York?
Fox, 8 o'clock, Thursdays?
Yes, Matt.
They whole deserve to be punished by watching the Fox, at 8,00 PM,
Thursdays.
Leopoldo
--
Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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19 Aug 2006 05:00:37 PM |
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On 19 Aug 2006 12:45:24 -0700, in alt.atheism , "leo"
<leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> in
<1156016724.691332.16710@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com> wrote:
Matt Silberstein ha escrito:
On 18 Aug 2006 13:12:14 -0700, in alt.atheism , "leo"
<leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> in
<1155931934.314928.301050@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> wrote:
Now the good news.
A great knock has bumped into dirt the evolucionist theory.
A pack of vicious velociraptors have been watched running swiftly at
some nights in the Central Park of NYC. They have devoured a mother of
30 who was running with her three kids on last Saturday.
I want to know what that mother did with her 27 other kids.
How silly of me! I did not even stop a moment to worry about the other
27 kids!
Sorry, dude. I promise to it better next time.
I'll give you a pass this time. I do suspect that with 30 kids she
probably just ran away.
The police
have found only some shreds of their clothes and a few small fragments
of munched bones. The murderous beasts were licking the floor and let
out only faints drops of blood in the grass of the park.
That fact that these obnoxious creatures were seen running in Central
Park is the prove we needed to see the theory of evolution crashing
over his ridiculous and wrong foundations.
These hungry creatures, the velociraptors, are alive and well. They
are also a living prove of the intelligence of god, that needed these
ferocious beasts to punish all the sinners. And what a best place to
punish them than in New York?
Fox, 8 o'clock, Thursdays?
Yes, Matt.
They whole deserve to be punished by watching the Fox, at 8,00 PM,
Thursdays.
I was thinking of American Idol as punishment, not the Fox
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060200/). Watching that is not
punishment.
--
Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: a pack of velociraptors seen in a park |
19 Aug 2006 12:36:30 AM |
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WUAHARRHARR*plonk*HARR!
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "655321" |
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| Title: Re: a pack of velociraptors seen in a park |
18 Aug 2006 03:33:06 PM |
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leo wrote:
Now the good news.
Well, that was *sorta* funny. Almost chuckled.
655321
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: a pack of velociraptors seen in a park |
18 Aug 2006 11:56:41 PM |
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leo wrote:
Now the good news.
A great knock has bumped into dirt the evolucionist theory.
A pack of vicious velociraptors have been watched running swiftly at
some nights in the Central Park of NYC. They have devoured a mother
of 30 who was running with her three kids on last Saturday. The
police have found only some shreds of their clothes and a few small
fragments of munched bones. The murderous beasts were licking the
floor and let out only faints drops of blood in the grass of the park.
If you had any idea how *HAPPY* such an event would make graduate students
all over the world and the billions and billions of dollars that would pour
into universities to study it, you would make up something a bit more
plausable.
Fame, fortune, and a thesis topic would follow for thousands.
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