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"Barph" |
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26 Mar 2005 02:58:01 AM |
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A Plea to AA Regulars! |
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 04:27:53 AM |
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Barph <throw@up.com> wrote in
news:0nj941l33s2vsaqpdr2ds97qrr2vm6vd31@4ax.com:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
You've uh...got some corn...er, uh...
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 04:45:19 AM |
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Barph wrote:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
Dear Barph,
I agree and believe that everybody should call him by what seems to be his
real name, Earl.
"
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Someone+identifies+you+as+Earl+Weber+of+Baton+Rouge%22&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&selm=XYOa6.140181%24f36.5521459%40news20.bellglobal.com&rnum=1
Someone identifies you as Earl Weber of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, but you
insist
your name is "duke lebourgeois." Since we are on Usenet, and that is the
identity you have assumed, you haven't lied.
Alan discovers certain details concerning an Earl Weber of Baton Rouge,
Louisiana -- using techniques freely available to anyone who knows his way
about the internet. He posts some of those details. Since they are
deliberately incomplete, they are not enough to allow a passing psychopath
to send a letter bomb to this Earl Weber of Baton Rouge. But you take
umbrage, as if the incomplete personal details could, somehow, have an
impact on /your/ existence.Again, you haven't lied.
Perhaps you are merely voicing your concern over the privacy and safety of
Earl Weber of Baton Rouge. This seems uncharacteristically altruistic of
you, but stranger things have happened.
Alan poses a rhetorical question: Should he provide the credit history of
this Earl Weber of Baton Rouge?
"duke lebourgeois" responds as if he has just been the recipient of a
personal
threat. And still you haven't lied.
4/23/04. Duke has changed ISP's again.
His new email name is duckgumbo. Gumbo is pretty much a southern thing. His
new ISP is cox.com and they offer service in Baton Rouge....
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 02:24:47 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:45:19 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
Dear Barph,
I agree and believe that everybody should call him by what seems to be his
real name, Earl.
And when are you going to reveal your own real name, mikey painter?
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Someone+identifies+you+as+Earl+Weber+of+Baton+Rouge%22&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&selm=XYOa6.140181%24f36.5521459%40news20.bellglobal.com&rnum=1
You still don't get it, do you mikey? After all these years, you still haven't
been able to put it all together.
ne identifies you as Earl Weber of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, but you
insist
your name is "duke lebourgeois." Since we are on Usenet, and that is the
identity you have assumed, you haven't lied.
Alan discovers certain details concerning an Earl Weber of Baton Rouge,
Louisiana -- using techniques freely available to anyone who knows his way
about the internet. He posts some of those details. Since they are
deliberately incomplete, they are not enough to allow a passing psychopath
to send a letter bomb to this Earl Weber of Baton Rouge. But you take
umbrage, as if the incomplete personal details could, somehow, have an
impact on /your/ existence.Again, you haven't lied.
Perhaps you are merely voicing your concern over the privacy and safety of
Earl Weber of Baton Rouge. This seems uncharacteristically altruistic of
you, but stranger things have happened.
Alan poses a rhetorical question: Should he provide the credit history of
this Earl Weber of Baton Rouge?
"duke lebourgeois" responds as if he has just been the recipient of a
personal
threat. And still you haven't lied.
4/23/04. Duke has changed ISP's again.
His new email name is duckgumbo. Gumbo is pretty much a southern thing. His
new ISP is cox.com and they offer service in Baton Rouge....
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 08:46:27 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:24:47 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:45:19 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
Dear Barph,
I agree and believe that everybody should call him by what seems to be his
real name, Earl.
And when are you going to reveal your own real name, mikey painter?
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Someone+identifies+you+as+Earl+Weber+of+Baton+Rouge%22&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&selm=XYOa6.140181%24f36.5521459%40news20.bellglobal.com&rnum=1
You still don't get it, do you mikey? After all these years, you still haven't
been able to put it all together.
Shoot fire, I did it again - inadvertently deleted his silly response without
answering.
Post that again so I can respond, what's-your-face.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
27 Mar 2005 01:16:15 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:24:47 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:45:19 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Dear Barph,
I agree and believe that everybody should call him by what seems to
be his real name, Earl.
And when are you going to reveal your own real name, mikey painter?
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Someone+identifies+you+as+Earl+Weber+of+Baton+Rouge%22&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&selm=XYOa6.140181%24f36.5521459%40news20.bellglobal.com&rnum=1
You still don't get it, do you mikey? After all these years, you
still haven't been able to put it all together.
Shoot fire, I did it again - inadvertently deleted his silly response
without answering.
Post that again so I can respond, what's-your-face.
duke
This is Earl talking. Somebody who has been deleting responses for years
with the comment that you can go back and read what was said.
Now he can't seem to rememebr who he was responding to even though it's in
front of him nor can he seem to be able to follow the link.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 06:34:22 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:45:19 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Dear Barph,
I agree and believe that everybody should call him by what seems to
be his real name, Earl.
And when are you going to reveal your own real name, mikey painter?
As anyone who can read knows, my name is listed and can be verified useing
the same methods that were used to find Earls likely name and address.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Someone+identifies+you+as+Earl+Weber+of+Baton+Rouge%22&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&selm=XYOa6.140181%24f36.5521459%40news20.bellglobal.com&rnum=1
You still don't get it, do you mikey? After all these years, you
still haven't been able to put it all together.
Do you want me to post the full address and phone number?
With no evidence to the contrary, your name is Earl Weber.
ne identifies you as Earl Weber of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, but you
insist
your name is "duke lebourgeois." Since we are on Usenet, and that
is the identity you have assumed, you haven't lied.
Alan discovers certain details concerning an Earl Weber of Baton
Rouge, Louisiana -- using techniques freely available to anyone who
knows his way about the internet. He posts some of those details.
Since they are deliberately incomplete, they are not enough to allow
a passing psychopath to send a letter bomb to this Earl Weber of
Baton Rouge. But you take umbrage, as if the incomplete personal
details could, somehow, have an impact on /your/ existence.Again,
you haven't lied.
Perhaps you are merely voicing your concern over the privacy and
safety of Earl Weber of Baton Rouge. This seems
uncharacteristically altruistic of you, but stranger things have
happened.
Alan poses a rhetorical question: Should he provide the credit
history of this Earl Weber of Baton Rouge?
"duke lebourgeois" responds as if he has just been the recipient of a
personal
threat. And still you haven't lied.
4/23/04. Duke has changed ISP's again.
His new email name is duckgumbo. Gumbo is pretty much a southern
thing. His new ISP is cox.com and they offer service in Baton
Rouge....
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 03:50:06 AM |
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In article <0nj941l33s2vsaqpdr2ds97qrr2vm6vd31@4ax.com> writes:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
Right on, brutha! Power to the Gastric-Americans!
(or should that be "Bolus-Americans"?...)
-- cary
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 12:33:02 PM |
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In article <0nj941l33s2vsaqpdr2ds97qrr2vm6vd31@4ax.com>,
Barph <throw@up.com> wrote:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
I'm glad to say that I have killfiled this waste of oxygen. So you'll
have to need to worry about hits to your good name coming from my
quarter...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 02:26:06 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:33:02 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
I'm glad to say that I have killfiled this waste of oxygen. So you'll
have to need to worry about hits to your good name coming from my
quarter...
Kill filing is something one does when one can't participate in a public
discussion.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "LP" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 05:49:17 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:26:06 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:33:02 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
I'm glad to say that I have killfiled this waste of oxygen. So you'll
have to need to worry about hits to your good name coming from my
quarter...
Kill filing is something one does when one can't participate in a public
discussion.
duke
*****
Which is likely one of the reasons he kill-filed you. Like most of us,
he realized you where unable to rationally participate in public
discussion.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 03:30:10 AM |
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On 25 Mar 2005, Barph dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
So "puke" is too good for him?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 03:45:37 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9624C6A19906Bvicman@216.196.97.136...
On 25 Mar 2005, Barph dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
So "puke" is too good for him?
Well, I have to agree with you there :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
26 Mar 2005 02:19:25 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 02:58:01 GMT, Barph <throw@up.com> wrote:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
Aw, shucks, and here I am trying so hard to help you with your eternal life.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Gosh, and why would that be?
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
Right after Easter services.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
27 Mar 2005 05:22:40 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:19:25 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 02:58:01 GMT, Barph <throw@up.com> wrote:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
Aw, shucks, and here I am trying so hard to help you with your eternal life.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Gosh, and why would that be?
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
Right after Easter services.
You have a planned puke?
Now that is just sad.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: A Plea to AA Regulars! |
27 Mar 2005 06:08:10 AM |
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"AngryJohn" <AngryJohn@AngryJohnBelief.net> wrote in message
news:8ogc4110iggqr3f2jspqadts1m4lvfopb8@4ax.com...
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:19:25 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 02:58:01 GMT, Barph <throw@up.com> wrote:
Hello, my name is Barph and I'm a middle-aged, mostly congealed mass
of vomit recently disgorged from a regular AA poster's stomach after a
particularly revelsome evening of sin and debauchery.
I have a request for all AA'ers who regularly engage in discourse with
or about the theist poster named "duke". I am confident that I
represent piles of stomach-bile-mingled-with-regurgitated-food
everywhere when I say that we do not appreciate being associated, even
loosely, with a man of his repute.
Aw, shucks, and here I am trying so hard to help you with your eternal
life.
We therefore kindly ask that all posters to this group refrain from
future characterizations of this man as "puke". While we as a group
recognize that we are among the least entitled to the benefits of
propriety and political correctness, we nonetheless have an
established standard of self-respect that we feel duke lacks.
Gosh, and why would that be?
Your attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Barph & Co.
P.S. See you Sunday!
Right after Easter services.
You have a planned puke?
Now that is just sad.
He knew you were coming and he baked a puke.
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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