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"Rev. Donald Spitz" |
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02 Apr 2005 11:31:36 AM |
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A prayer for you |
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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06 Apr 2005 08:23:12 AM |
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Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> writes:
In article <2QC3e.161591$fc4.130453@edtnps89>, "cp" <asdf@asdf.com>
wrote:
The gist here is that DNA is
information and information can only be created and comprehended by
intelligence, therefore there must be a creator.
This is an hypothesis with, as far as I can see, absolutely no
supporting empirical evidence for it and considerable empirical evidence
against it.
It's yet another syllogism with one or more flawed premises. Xians
have been cranking out these "proofs" for centuries.
This one is about as dumb as the "something perfect must exist" proof.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
aa1347, Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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| User: "Andrealphus" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:40:51 PM |
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cp <asdf@asdf.com> wrote:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i3/answer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v18/i4/computer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v22/i4/database.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v21/i1/computer.asp
I couldn't find any evidence on those links. What should
I do now?
You sure "analyzed" that quickly. Perhaps you should take an honest
look at the information provided? The gist here is that DNA is
information and information can only be created and comprehended by
intelligence, therefore there must be a creator. Some scientists who
understand this, such as Francis Crick (no intro needed), explain
this away by saying that we were put here by aliens, essentially
passing the buck... others just inexplicably choose to believe that
all this came about through random chance, having absolutely no
comprehension and understanding for the statistics involved. Yet
others, such as evonazi Richard Dawkins idiotically attempt denigrate
the inherent complexity and nature of information. The fool is
debunked below, though the fallacy of Dawkins' attempt is immediately
obvious to any thinking person upon its initial examination.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i4/weasel.asp
There is nothing in any of that that proves the existence of God, or any
diety.
--
"Only Buddhism is compatible with science. It covers the smallest
particles to the largest creations of the cosmos. It is the only
religion capable of scientific truth."
Albert Einstein
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 02:48:06 PM |
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http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i4/weasel.asp
There is nothing in any of that that proves the existence of God, or any
diety.
This is the problem with creationists.
They seem to think if they can debunk evolution, then their theory wins by
default, without even producing a shred of evidence for it.
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:19:09 PM |
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cp wrote:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i3/answer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v18/i4/computer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v22/i4/database.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v21/i1/computer.asp
I couldn't find any evidence on those links. What should
I do now?
You sure "analyzed" that quickly.
I've been there before quite a few times, and I'm a fast study.
Perhaps you should take an honest look at the information provided?
Done that.
The gist here is that DNA is
information and information can only be created and comprehended by intelligence,
Really? That's an interesting statement.
What, *precisely*, do you mean by the word "information"?
And how do you know it can only be created by intelligence?
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Olrik" |
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03 Apr 2005 01:12:05 AM |
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cp wrote:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i3/answer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v18/i4/computer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v22/i4/database.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v21/i1/computer.asp
I couldn't find any evidence on those links. What should
I do now?
You sure "analyzed" that quickly. Perhaps you should take an honest look at the information provided? The gist here is that DNA is
information and information can only be created and comprehended by intelligence,
Pure assertion. DNA is only chemistry.
therefore there must be a creator. Some scientists
who understand this, such as Francis Crick (no intro needed), explain this away by saying that we were put here by aliens,
essentially passing the buck...
He was a scientist, not a philosopher nor a theologian.
others just inexplicably choose to believe that all this came about through random chance, having
absolutely no comprehension and understanding for the statistics involved.
Statistically, you can't exist. The probabiliy of all the atoms
assembling to form "you" is next to nil. Yet you surely exist. The
answer to that bizarre conundrum is not "god", but maths and chemistry.
Yet others, such as evonazi Richard Dawkins idiotically
attempt denigrate the inherent complexity and nature of information. The fool is debunked below, though the fallacy of Dawkins'
attempt is immediately obvious to any thinking person upon its initial examination.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i4/weasel.asp
Quoting that site makes you look like an imbecile. Sorry.
And then there are those who admit that the evidence points to a creator, but refuse to believe, not being able to accept that they
might be held liable in their choices in life by some higher power.
This "higher power" could surely make itself available to us in an
evident way, making "faith" or "belief" obsolete notions.
This is alt.bible, but never mind the Bible and Jesus for now, the Bible depends on the premise that some kind of a creator exists.
If a creator does not exist then there isn't even any point in tackling the veracity of the Bible. If there is a creator and the
Bible is true,
What if there's a "creator" but the bible is all wrong about it?
then it's a good idea to throw away one's misconceptions about the Christ and take him at his word. Don't judge God
and the Bible "Christians" such as George Bush or Tariq Aziz, Hussein's foreign minister, judge by Jesus himself.
cp
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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02 Apr 2005 05:28:10 PM |
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cp wrote:
[...]
Yet others, such as evonazi Richard Dawkins
idiotically attempt denigrate the inherent complexity and nature of
information. The fool is debunked below, though the fallacy of Dawkins'
attempt is immediately obvious to any thinking person upon its initial
examination.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i4/weasel.asp
This is what's known as a "straw man" argument. The author claims that, as
Dawkins doesn't show that random mutation can increase information, his
argument fails. But Dawkins wasn't trying to show that mutation can
increase information with this particular example.
Exercise: Can you explain the point Dawkins *was* trying to make with his
"weasel" argument? Hint: read chapter 3 of _The Blind Watchmaker_. While
you're at it, read the rest of the book as well. You might learn
something.
Regarding the "random mutation can't increase mutation" claim: This
statement implies that there's a way of measuring information. The usual
way of doing this is specified in Claude Shannon's Information Theory. I'm
not an expert in this, but my understanding is that the string:
000000010000000
contains more information than the string:
000000000000000.
Since the former can be obtained from the latter by a simple point mutation,
that would imply that mutation *can* increase information.
It's possible that Creationists are using a different measure of information
than Shannon. If so, can you explain what that measure is?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Fritz" |
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03 Apr 2005 01:00:52 PM |
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cp. wrote:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i3/answer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v18/i4/computer.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v22/i4/database.asp
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v21/i1/computer.asp
I couldn't find any evidence on those links. What should
I do now?
You sure "analyzed" that quickly. Perhaps you should take an honest look at the information provided? The gist here is that DNA is
information and information can only be created and comprehended by intelligence, therefore there must be a creator. Some scientists
who understand this, such as Francis Crick (no intro needed), explain this away by saying that we were put here by aliens,
essentially passing the buck... others just inexplicably choose to believe that all this came about through random chance, having
absolutely no comprehension and understanding for the statistics involved. Yet others, such as evonazi Richard Dawkins idiotically
attempt denigrate the inherent complexity and nature of information. The fool is debunked below, though the fallacy of Dawkins'
attempt is immediately obvious to any thinking person upon its initial examination.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i4/weasel.asp
And then there are those who admit that the evidence points to a creator, but refuse to believe, not being able to accept that they
might be held liable in their choices in life by some higher power.
This is alt.bible, but never mind the Bible and Jesus for now, the Bible depends on the premise that some kind of a creator exists.
If a creator does not exist then there isn't even any point in tackling the veracity of the Bible. If there is a creator and the
Bible is true, then it's a good idea to throw away one's misconceptions about the Christ and take him at his word. Don't judge God
and the Bible "Christians" such as George Bush or Tariq Aziz, Hussein's foreign minister, judge by Jesus himself.
cp
You seem to have it all figured out, what do you need us for?
-- Fritz ...
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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02 Apr 2005 07:31:05 PM |
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On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 12:31:36 -0500, "Rev. Donald Spitz"
<Glory2Jesus@ArmyofGod.com> wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Hugh, I am so fucking horny that if I don't
bone down one of your Playmates, I'll go to hell forever. Please,
'Holey" Father, I have made masturbatory sacrifices at your graven
images and humble myself at the scared Baby Doll alter. Thy air brush
angels are without blemish and thou silicon is blessed. A man.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "George" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:58:30 PM |
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On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 12:31:36 -0500, "[spammer name deleted]" <[spammer
email deleted]> wrote:
(Annotated, but with no deletions other than than as noted. The word
"spam" is used as an alternative to the correct term, which is too
nasty to publish)
SAY THIS PRAYER:
Sorry, I'm not a slave. I say what Iwant to. I don't want to say
garbage.
Dear Jesus,
Shout. He's going to have trouble hearing that from almost 2000 years
ago and on the other side of reality.
I am a sinner
Apparenlty, "sinner" was suppoesd to mean "self hater" here, somebody
didn't realize that the word has no meaning outside of a certain
death-oriented cult.
and am headed to eternal hell
Realizing, of course, that the only hell even remotely possible is
what you're imagining.
because of my sins.
Not mine. I don't have any since I'm not a Christian (and never was).
I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
Now, that's just stupid.
and to take me to heaven.
The probability and nature of heaven will be largely identical to
those of hell.
Jesus,
Again, speak up!
I ask you now to come into my heart
Sure sounds like parasitism (kind of like you want me to have
tapeworms).
and take away my sins
I told you I'm not a Christian, and so don't have any. I guess that
works out OK, since a mythical entity can't carry things anyway.
and give me eternal life.
Which, if possible, would likely be eternal torture. Anyway "eternal
life" makes no sense here. Consider that the life has just ENDED when
this is supposed to happen. Some people are too stupid to notice that
the ideas of "end of life" and "eternal life" are incompatible.
[spam URL snipped]
"Get Well Soon. Reality Wants You Back"
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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02 Apr 2005 12:29:37 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
Recite this confession at the nearest police station:
"I Donald Spitz, am personally responsible for terrorist acts within the
borders of the Unites States. That I personally have told my followers
to shoot, bomb, threaten, and terrorize, those that I do not agree with,
and further, that I am guilty of being a domestic enemy of The
Constitution of the United States."
If, you can do that, then you will have proved that you have something
to say.
Till then, SHUT THE ***** UP YOU LYING PIG
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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02 Apr 2005 11:40:24 AM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
Okay, I said it. Now what?
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Clayton Bush City Limits" |
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02 Apr 2005 05:42:41 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I prefer "Army of Darkness"...although it's nowhere near as good as the
first two movies!
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| User: "Olrik" |
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03 Apr 2005 09:02:46 PM |
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Clayton Bush City Limits wrote:
Are you referring to the original dark ending (where he sleeps a hundred
years too long and awakes after the world has been destroyed and is totally
alone) that was removed or the re-shot ending in the major release (that's
the shootout in the supermarket version)?
The shootout. I did not know it had an alternate ending. I bought the
DVD a few months ago (well, one of the DVDs; there seems to have quite a
few editions in circulation). I did not watch it yet.
On its back cover, it says "Original Ending", whatever that means.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Clayton Bush City Limits" |
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04 Apr 2005 06:54:15 PM |
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"Olrik" <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com> wrote in message
news:cf14e.2378$5A5.414638@weber.videotron.net...
Clayton Bush City Limits wrote:
Are you referring to the original dark ending (where he sleeps a hundred
years too long and awakes after the world has been destroyed and is
totally
alone) that was removed or the re-shot ending in the major release
(that's
the shootout in the supermarket version)?
The shootout. I did not know it had an alternate ending. I bought the
DVD a few months ago (well, one of the DVDs; there seems to have quite a
few editions in circulation). I did not watch it yet.
On its back cover, it says "Original Ending", whatever that means.
Yeah thats the original dark ending they changed after previews. I've also
got the version with several deleted and extended scenes, including the
longer version of the windmill scene.
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| User: "Olrik" |
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03 Apr 2005 12:36:47 AM |
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Clayton Bush City Limits wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I prefer "Army of Darkness"...although it's nowhere near as good as the
first two movies!
I actually prefer "Army of Darkness" over the other two. It's funny as
where's the pope is, it has better effects (read : bigger budget) and
the ending is hilarious.
But all in all, Raimi's best film is, IMO, "A Simple Plan".
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Clayton Bush City Limits" |
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03 Apr 2005 01:56:23 AM |
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"Olrik" <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com> wrote in message
news:4aM3e.83036$tO5.2064258@wagner.videotron.net...
Clayton Bush City Limits wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my
sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart
and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I prefer "Army of Darkness"...although it's nowhere near as good as the
first two movies!
I actually prefer "Army of Darkness" over the other two. It's funny as
where's the pope is, it has better effects (read : bigger budget) and
the ending is hilarious.
Are you referring to the original dark ending (where he sleeps a hundred
years too long and awakes after the world has been destroyed and is totally
alone) that was removed or the re-shot ending in the major release (that's
the shootout in the supermarket version)?
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| User: "Andrealphus" |
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02 Apr 2005 05:50:59 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell because of my sins.
Have a nice trip.
--
"Only Buddhism is compatible with science. It covers the smallest
particles to the largest creations of the cosmos. It is the only
religion capable of scientific truth."
Albert Einstein
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| User: "Steve O" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:27:30 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of a nasty
twat.
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:29:27 PM |
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Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of a nasty
twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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02 Apr 2005 09:40:30 PM |
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"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of a
nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
I will take Athena in leather boots and gloves please. Hurt me Goddess.
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02 Apr 2005 11:55:16 PM |
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"Barbi Satin" <jk2112@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my
sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart
and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of a
nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
She's known for her temper. If you upset her, she might turn
you into a spider.
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Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
BAAWA Knight & EAC Bible thumper thumper
http://questioner.www2.50megs.com
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--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
I will take Athena in leather boots and gloves please. Hurt me Goddess.
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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04 Apr 2005 07:20:04 AM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
She's known for her temper. If you upset her, she might turn
you into a spider.
Ah, that just means you have to make keeping her
happy top priority. I could live with that. I
could very definitely live with that...
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 Apr 2005 07:45:12 AM |
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"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:Uha4e.212$mQ6.190@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Michelle Malkin wrote:
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
She's known for her temper. If you upset her, she might turn
you into a spider.
Ah, that just means you have to make keeping her
happy top priority. I could live with that. I
could very definitely live with that...
Actually, I believe it was Athena that was fond of turning people into
spiders :)
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| User: "Andrealphus" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
04 Apr 2005 04:02:47 PM |
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Graham Kennedy <graham@ditl.org> wrote:
Michelle Malkin wrote:
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
She's known for her temper. If you upset her, she might turn
you into a spider.
Ah, that just means you have to make keeping her
happy top priority. I could live with that. I
could very definitely live with that...
Until, one day... PMS!
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"Only Buddhism is compatible with science. It covers the smallest
particles to the largest creations of the cosmos. It is the only
religion capable of scientific truth."
Albert Einstein
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| User: "Andrealphus" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 09:42:06 PM |
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Barbi Satin <jk2112@comcast.net> wrote:
"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to
eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross
to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you
now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me
eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of
a nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
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Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
I will take Athena in leather boots and gloves please. Hurt me
Goddess.
Wasn't Athena the one that turned a human lover into a vulture, or something
like that?
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"Only Buddhism is compatible with science. It covers the smallest
particles to the largest creations of the cosmos. It is the only
religion capable of scientific truth."
Albert Einstein
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 02:31:38 PM |
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"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of a
nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
Hmmmm.... Good point.
Any other sexy Gods I could spend eternity with, anyone?
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 05:38:41 PM |
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On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 21:31:38 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit of a
nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
Hmmmm.... Good point.
Any other sexy Gods I could spend eternity with, anyone?
Don't know about sexy, but I wouldn't mind spending my afterlife in
Valhalla.. feast all night, fight all day, wait for Ragnarok to come.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "robert bowman" |
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02 Apr 2005 06:54:09 PM |
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Douglas Berry wrote:
Don't know about sexy, but I wouldn't mind spending my afterlife in
Valhalla.. feast all night, fight all day, wait for Ragnarok to come.
You don't get there by faith alone. Wotan prefers his chosen to have prior
experience in feasting and fighting.
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| User: "jwk" |
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04 Apr 2005 09:35:46 AM |
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Douglas Berry wrote:
On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 21:31:38 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and
drunkenly
proclaimed the following
"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to
eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away
my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my
heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life.
http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit
of a
nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
Hmmmm.... Good point.
Any other sexy Gods I could spend eternity with, anyone?
Don't know about sexy, but I wouldn't mind spending my afterlife in
Valhalla.. feast all night, fight all day, wait for Ragnarok to come.
You forgot "wenching". I'm sure they promised lots of "wenching" in
there somewhere.
jwk
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 Apr 2005 10:00:07 AM |
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1112625346.851872.133320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Douglas Berry wrote:
On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 21:31:38 +0100, "Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and
drunkenly
proclaimed the following
"Graham Kennedy" <graham@ditl.org> wrote in message
news:HgD3e.14671$r47.6806@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
Steve O wrote:
Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to
eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away
my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my
heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life.
http://www.ArmyofGod.com
I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with God - he's a bit
of a
nasty twat.
Some of them are okay. I wouldn't mind eternity with Aphrodite
for instance.
Hmmmm.... Good point.
Any other sexy Gods I could spend eternity with, anyone?
Don't know about sexy, but I wouldn't mind spending my afterlife in
Valhalla.. feast all night, fight all day, wait for Ragnarok to come.
You forgot "wenching". I'm sure they promised lots of "wenching" in
there somewhere.
"wenching"? I'm not sure if I want to know what that is ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "Martin" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:31:26 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
all Christians should read the fucking bible and ***** and die before
proselytizing
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| User: "jwk" |
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04 Apr 2005 09:46:38 AM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away
my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my
heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.
http://www.ArmyofGod.com
You're an Amry of God *****? The only praying I would even consider
would be for your horrid, and immediate, death.
jwk
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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02 Apr 2005 06:06:18 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
Dear Jesus, you say that anything I ask in your name will be granted.
Dear Jesus, please have Spitz stop spitzing on this group and,
dear Jesus, please have him and all his congregation please start tithing
me.
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04 Apr 2005 06:05:46 PM |
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