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"Rev. Donald Spitz" |
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02 Apr 2005 05:39:44 PM |
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A prayer for you |
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SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell =
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins =
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and =
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
03 Apr 2005 09:40:44 AM |
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"Rev. Donald Spitz" <Glory2Jesus@ArmyofGod.com> astounded us with:
news:JNA3e.95151$755.36828@lakeread05:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial><BR>SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and
am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the
cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you
now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal
life. <A href="http://www.ArmyofGod.com">http://www.ArmyofGod.com</A>
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Here's a thing you can try at home. Pray that the pope doesn't die,
millions are doing it....wassat? he's already dead? gee, guess prayer does
***** all then, other than make you look like a superstitious, gullible
idiot that won't look reality in the face.
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 05:50:39 PM |
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"Rev. Donald Spitz" <Glory2Jesus@ArmyofGod.com> wrote in
news:JNA3e.95151$755.36828@lakeread05:
I have a better idea: You quit posting until you learn how to post text
only to text groups.
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away
my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my
heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.
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and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died
on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I
ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me
eternal life. <A
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--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
A mystic is someone who wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy
to study physics.
-- Josef Balluch
Now playing: Mark Steel Lectures, Mary Shelley
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 05:49:45 PM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, Rev. Donald Spitz dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away
my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my
heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.
SAY THIS PRAYER:
Dear IPU, I am a lying hypocrital fuckwad for Jesus. Please save my brain
so I don't have to live the rest of my life as an idiot. I know there's an
IQ in there someplace, but Jesus prohibits me from using it. With your
help I can be normal again.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "*GOD\S CREATOR *" |
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02 Apr 2005 11:44:54 PM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
Thus Spake God's Creator;
ALMIGHTY!!.... GOD!!
Please... Help the world escape the hypnotized madness of the religious
Zombies and Kooks that blight our lives, and corrupt our governments.
Please... Protect our children's minds from all the wars of hate and
destruction the bible so graphically teaches us how to wage.
And please.. take some of the billions of dollars that was collected for
you, and build huge prisons for the Priests, Preachers, Ministers, Bishops,
Prophets, Rabi's and other foul named con-men who live so richly off our
sacred bucks.
I ask this in Jesus name, since he was too frightened to ever come back
to this evil world.
AMEN!...
ps. Keep the Pope's away from the little boys...
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Wise men face the unknown, and boldly looks for it's reality!
Others... fall on their hands and knees, and start mumbling...
Current Religious News:
http://fullcoverage.yahoo.com/Full_Coverage/World/Religion_News/
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
03 Apr 2005 06:44:52 AM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
Nice. A link to a web site praising a murderer. How christian.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Wayne Delia" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
03 Apr 2005 12:58:53 AM |
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Rev. Donald Spitz wrote:
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell
because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins
and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and
take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.ArmyofGod.com
OK, I'll give it a shot.
Dear Jesus, Rev. Donald Spitz is a sinner and is headed to eternal hell
because of his sins. Rev. Donald Spitz believes you died on the cross to
take away his sins and to take him to heaven. He asks you now to come
into his heart and take away his sins and give him eternal life.
Jesus?
*****, nothing happened.
I guess you're headed to eternal hell.
Can't say I didn't try to help you.
WMD
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| User: "TCS" |
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| Title: Re: A prayer for you |
02 Apr 2005 06:08:35 PM |
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Whatever.
<plonk>
On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 12:39:44 -0500, Rev. Donald Spitz <Glory2Jesus@ArmyofGod.com> wrote:
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SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Readers, I am a spammer and am headed to eternal loneliness =
because I'm such an *****. I believe you fucked me up the ***** to take away
my spams and to take me to swim in tubs of spam. Readers, I ask you now to
come up my ***** and eat my spams and give me anybody who will care.
http://www.ArmyofSpam.com
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