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Religions > Atheism |
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"Tervicz" |
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24 Nov 2005 02:51:37 AM |
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a priest... |
A priest located in a small village finds out one day that Marie has
become pregnant because of him. Worried about his carreer the priest
calls Marie to him and tells her this is something unheard of in the
community. She has to move to another village.
Until the child becomes 18 the priest donates money each month to Marie
to maintain the child. One month before the kid turns 18 the priest
calls his maid over. "Tell Marie this is the very last payment and then
watch her face carefully."
"Watch her face? Why?"
"Then you can see whether she's happy or sad."
The maid does as she is told and goes over to Marie to pass on the
message and then she keeps on staring into her face. "Why do you keep
staring to my face like that?" Marie asks. "The priest told me to, so
I can see whether you're happy or sad. "Ok, well then go tell the
priest I aborted after two months. But that I'm very happy with the
money he gave me. Then watch HIS face."
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| User: "Tervicz" |
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| Title: Re: a priest... |
24 Nov 2005 03:18:30 AM |
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And then God created man
God created the mule and told to to him: "Thou shall be a mule, who
will work constantly and carrie heavy burdens onto your shoulder. You
will eat grass and lack of intelligence. The mule replied: "For a life
like that 30 years is too long. Please only give me 20 years." And so
it happened.
After that God created the dog and told to him: "Thou shall be a dog,
You will guard your boss and anything that belongs to him and be his
friend. And you will eat what's left from the table. The dog replied:
"Living a dog's life for 30 years? That's too much. Please only give me
15 years." And so it happened.
Next God created the monkey and told him: "Thou shall be a monkey. Like
an idiot you shal jump from tree to tree." The monkey replied: "Be an
idiot for 20 years? That's too much. Just give me 10." And so it
happened.
Finally God created man and told to him: "Though shall be a man, the
only living creature on earth with the ability to think. You will use
your intelligence to become the ruler of the Earth and dominate its
inhabitants." The man replied: "Only 30 years? That's not enough to
enjoy a life like that. I tell you what, you give me the 10 years the
mule didn't want, the 15 the dog didn't want and the 10 the monkey
didn't want." And so it happened.
That is the reason why today a man lives 30 years dominant and happy.
Next he marries and lives like a mule for 10 years carrying a heavy
burden on his shoulders. Then the kids come and he's to live 15 years
like a dog guarding his house and inhabitants and only getting what the
others don't want.
Finally he gets old and is to live like a monkey for 10 years, acting
like a clown to entertain his grandchildren.
Just like he asked...
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