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16 Oct 2006 02:55:53 AM |
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A real shocker! Lightning shoots out of woman's butt. |
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
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http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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17 Oct 2006 07:58:02 PM |
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL
I could not stop laughing
johac wrote:
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
---
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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16 Oct 2006 10:02:09 AM |
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
<snip>
"Lightning" was just an excuse.
Turns out that she was actually lighting farts after a night of drinking
some strong Croatian 'shine.
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16 Oct 2006 11:54:22 PM |
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In article <eh06th01pk0@enews1.newsguy.com>, "LC" <LC_____@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
<snip>
"Lightning" was just an excuse.
Turns out that she was actually lighting farts after a night of drinking
some strong Croatian 'shine.
With all that fuel on board, she's luck that she didn't wind up in orbit.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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17 Oct 2006 09:04:58 AM |
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-D9B17D.21542216102006@news.giganews.com...
In article <eh06th01pk0@enews1.newsguy.com>, "LC" <LC_____@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
<snip>
"Lightning" was just an excuse.
Turns out that she was actually lighting farts after a night of drinking
some strong Croatian 'shine.
With all that fuel on board, she's luck that she didn't wind up in orbit.
"It's not the destination, but the journey"...<g>
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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18 Oct 2006 12:28:36 AM |
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In article <eh2nuc0rpc@enews1.newsguy.com>, "LC" <LC_____@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-D9B17D.21542216102006@news.giganews.com...
In article <eh06th01pk0@enews1.newsguy.com>, "LC" <LC_____@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
<snip>
"Lightning" was just an excuse.
Turns out that she was actually lighting farts after a night of drinking
some strong Croatian 'shine.
With all that fuel on board, she's luck that she didn't wind up in orbit.
"It's not the destination, but the journey"...<g>
LOL! How true. :-)
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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16 Oct 2006 03:03:45 PM |
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
---
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
Reminds me of a limerick...
There once was a man from Alfass
Who had balls that were made of brass.
When he struck them together
They played Stormy Weather
and lightning shot out of his *****.
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16 Oct 2006 11:50:09 PM |
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In article <BARYg.21030$cc3.418@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"Jon Stoll" <jstoll1@wi.rr.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
---
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
Reminds me of a limerick...
There once was a man from Alfass
Who had balls that were made of brass.
When he struck them together
They played Stormy Weather
and lightning shot out of his *****.
LOL! Good one!
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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16 Oct 2006 04:17:14 PM |
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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:03:45 GMT, "Jon Stoll" <jstoll1@wi.rr.com>
wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
---
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
Reminds me of a limerick...
There once was a man from Alfass
Who had balls that were made of brass.
When he struck them together
They played Stormy Weather
and lightning shot out of his *****.
There was a young soldier called Tucker
erm.. perhaps not!
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16 Oct 2006 05:59:00 PM |
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JPG wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:03:45 GMT, "Jon Stoll" <jstoll1@wi.rr.com>
wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
---
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
Reminds me of a limerick...
There once was a man from Alfass
Who had balls that were made of brass.
When he struck them together
They played Stormy Weather
and lightning shot out of his *****.
There was a young soldier called Tucker
erm.. perhaps not!
A student of nuclear fission
Made a bomb with official permission
The earth, it is feared
In the bang disappeared
due to mistakes in simple addition
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16 Oct 2006 03:01:52 PM |
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Oh my, I know I shouldn't giggle, but OUCH!!
She better stock up on the Preparation H.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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16 Oct 2006 11:51:26 PM |
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In article <4pi6hmFim0qkU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com...
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Oh my, I know I shouldn't giggle, but OUCH!!
She better stock up on the Preparation H.
Super strength. :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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20 Oct 2006 01:38:09 PM |
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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Her 'roids flamed out.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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21 Oct 2006 02:31:39 AM |
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In article <nr5ij2d4urvo0erac6tshj2e88l95u378q@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Her 'roids flamed out.
[]
One way to shrink them. I suspect that it would have cured her
constipation too. :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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22 Oct 2006 07:28:28 PM |
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On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 00:31:39 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <nr5ij2d4urvo0erac6tshj2e88l95u378q@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Her 'roids flamed out.
[]
One way to shrink them. I suspect that it would have cured her
constipation too. :-)
No *****....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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23 Oct 2006 01:08:00 AM |
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In article <t43oj2ltpsarvtbo99s0lgpluv2b7c3nkt@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 00:31:39 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <nr5ij2d4urvo0erac6tshj2e88l95u378q@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Her 'roids flamed out.
[]
One way to shrink them. I suspect that it would have cured her
constipation too. :-)
No *****....
Precisely. :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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16 Oct 2006 05:33:34 AM |
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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
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16 Oct 2006 11:55:56 PM |
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In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
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In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
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18 Oct 2006 12:27:51 AM |
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In article <gf69j2t3qvg9vldi032jsv5jifasvh89n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-7676CE.21555616102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
Heh! Or maybe got whacked in the head by the fan.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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18 Oct 2006 12:53:50 AM |
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"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-1399D1.22275117102006@news.giganews.com...
In article <gf69j2t3qvg9vldi032jsv5jifasvh89n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-7676CE.21555616102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning
hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the
mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then
I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her
backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she
was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had
not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
Heh! Or maybe got whacked in the head by the fan.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
What is AHN? Is this a new one from our atheist
article laureate?
--
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BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
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19 Oct 2006 12:31:54 AM |
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In article <a4ydnWajsaz7XKjYnZ2dnUVZ_u2dnZ2d@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-1399D1.22275117102006@news.giganews.com...
In article <gf69j2t3qvg9vldi032jsv5jifasvh89n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-7676CE.21555616102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning
hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the
mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then
I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her
backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she
was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had
not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
Heh! Or maybe got whacked in the head by the fan.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
What is AHN? Is this a new one from our atheist
article laureate?
Somebody clipped the url:
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005160454
It's a news wire service based in Florida. It looks legit, but I hadn't
seen it before either.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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18 Oct 2006 03:41:38 AM |
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On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:53:50 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
- Refer: <a4ydnWajsaz7XKjYnZ2dnUVZ_u2dnZ2d@comcast.com>
"johac" <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-1399D1.22275117102006@news.giganews.com...
In article <gf69j2t3qvg9vldi032jsv5jifasvh89n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-7676CE.21555616102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning
hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the
mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then
I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her
backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she
was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had
not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
Heh! Or maybe got whacked in the head by the fan.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit
atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
What is AHN? Is this a new one from our atheist
article laureate?
Atheist Hilarious News-service.
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18 Oct 2006 03:39:45 AM |
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On Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1399D1.22275117102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <gf69j2t3qvg9vldi032jsv5jifasvh89n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-7676CE.21555616102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
Heh! Or maybe got whacked in the head by the fan.
Like John Lennon?
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19 Oct 2006 12:27:15 AM |
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In article <02qbj291v3vboroatha3v5bf9s37150rfk@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1399D1.22275117102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <gf69j2t3qvg9vldi032jsv5jifasvh89n8@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:55:56 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-7676CE.21555616102006@news.giganews.com>
In article <mun6j2tp1202gi8sp8h34gok14a02c9057@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:55:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com>
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning
hit
the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the
toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the
lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth,
passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I
don't remember much at all."
Doctors who treated Timarovic, "The accident is bizarre but not
impossible."
"She had been wearing rubber bathroom shoes so instead of earthing
through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside,"
a
medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she
was
touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had
not
been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the
blast."
Rubber shoes?
The shock would have rect-um.
I don't know about the shoes, but she probably jumped so high she put a
hole in the ceiling with her head.
And got electrocuted by the ceiling lamp.
Heh! Or maybe got whacked in the head by the fan.
Like John Lennon?
Well, she survived.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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17 Oct 2006 02:36:01 PM |
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johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in news:jhachmann-
8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com:
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning
hit
the building.
This made "Countdown" last week. Glad she's okay--and she's got a new
saying to convince other people in an argument:
"If I'm lying, may lightning shoot out of my *****-AGAIN!"
And it makes me wonder what's more painful--that, or pigs flying out of
one's *****.
--
Doc Smartass
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of
words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the
people who must use the words. - Philip K. *****
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19 Oct 2006 12:58:41 AM |
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In article <Xns985F948A4562Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote in news:jhachmann-
8E63FC.00555316102006@news.giganews.com:
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was at home cleaning her teeth when lightning
hit
the building.
This made "Countdown" last week.
I saw that one.
Glad she's okay--and she's got a new
saying to convince other people in an argument:
"If I'm lying, may lightning shoot out of my *****-AGAIN!"
And it makes me wonder what's more painful--that, or pigs flying out of
one's *****.
I don't know. Perhaps someone should ask her if she's ever had pigs fly
out.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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16 Oct 2006 10:25:51 AM |
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johac wrote:
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
I get the same sensation when I eat too much chili...
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No Gods. No Masters.
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16 Oct 2006 11:52:54 PM |
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In article <1161012351.289784.110050@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>,
"DarkAngel" <drkangel666@hotmail.com> wrote:
johac wrote:
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her ***** as it entered through her mouth and passed right
through her body.
I get the same sensation when I eat too much chili...
Usually with me, it's more 'thunder' than lightning.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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16 Oct 2006 05:21:25 AM |
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johac wrote:
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
---
Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her *****
I get the same after a good vindaloo.
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16 Oct 2006 03:02:31 PM |
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"JPG" <j_peasemold_gruntfuttock@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1160994085.494595.160750@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
johac wrote:
It seems incredible that the poor woman survived.
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Lightning Passes Through Woman's Body
October 12, 2006 7:37 p.m. EST
Josephine Roque - All Headline News Staff Writer
Croatia (AHN) - A woman who was struck by lightning suffered severe
burning to her *****
I get the same after a good vindaloo.
Ah yes. Memories. ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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