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"Mini-Crow" |
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27 Oct 2006 10:39:58 PM |
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A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
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| User: "P.Roehling" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 11:44:17 PM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
I haven't had an imaginary friend since I was five. Nor needed one.
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| User: "Keith Schiffner" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
27 Oct 2006 11:08:14 PM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in
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This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the
Lord?
As much as scientologists believe in mental
illness.
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| User: "Stephen!" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 01:03:31 AM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in
news:Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
Jesus Saves!
He passes to Moses.... Moses shoots... HE SCORES!!!!!!!
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RCOS #7
IBA# 11465
http://imagesdesavions.com
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| User: "Stephen!" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 02:15:12 PM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in
news:Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
You might be a Fundamentalist if...
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by
other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of
yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed
to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women,
children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in
the scientifically established age of Earth (4.55 billion years), but you
find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a couple of generations
old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in
all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.
And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do
about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call
yourself a Christian.
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RCOS #7
IBA# 11465
http://imagesdesavions.com
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| User: "RUDOLPHIII Roy" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 11:22:44 AM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in message
news:Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20...
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
Do you believe in coyotes and time as an abstract?
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 04:25:55 AM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in message
news:Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20...
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
Simple answer for a simple mind...when you go to the atheist newsgroup and
ask them if they believe in ANY god, guess what the overwhelming answer is
going to be?
No, ***** no, no fucking way, get the ***** outta here.
Now run along to alt.politics.republican and ask them if Clinton was a great
leader.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Nov 2006 02:36:48 AM |
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"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in message
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This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
What lord? Atheists don't beieve in myths.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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06 Nov 2006 12:00:13 PM |
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On Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:36:48 -0500, Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote in message
news:Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20...
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
What lord? Atheists don't beieve in myths.
Maybe he means a British lord? Which one, however, isn't clear...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Polarhound" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
29 Oct 2006 09:49:59 AM |
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All Hail Noonan and the Seven Holy Utensils!
On off days, I pray to Foamy. When he's not available, Joe Pesci.
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| User: "Don Fearn" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 07:21:42 PM |
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I think it was "Meany-Slow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> who stated:
This is a simple troll. Do you believe in My Invisible Friend?
No.
I'm a Pastafarian.
http://www.venganza.org/
pooder was here: ARRRRRRRRRRR!
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| User: "655321" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 04:32:08 AM |
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In article <Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20>,
"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
I might tomorrow, but maybe not.... ask me then.
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655321
"Heed the message served with every Republican banquet speech -- that the
private interest precedes the public interest, that money is good for rich
people, bad for poor people -- and who can say that the war in Iraq has proven
to be anything other than the transformation of a godforsaken desert into a
defense contractor's Garden of Eden?" -- Lewis Lapham
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| User: "Maxarathiel LesShyerar" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 11:33:39 AM |
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In article <Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20>,
"Mini-Crow" <miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
No.
Next question...
--
Max The Elf
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
Katherine Hepburn
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| User: "Timberwoof" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
27 Oct 2006 11:54:17 PM |
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In article <Xns9869D11E5D3B9199a6a550@217.22.228.20>, in thread "A
simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus?", "Mini-Crow"
<miniCrow@minicrow.space> wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
What does the one thing have to do with the other?
--
Timberwoof <me at timberwoof dot com>
faq: http://www.timberwoof.com/motorcycle/faq.shtml
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| User: "Krusty" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 12:07:20 AM |
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Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
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| User: "Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW Award" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 12:30:39 AM |
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"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Don't mince words Krusty. Tell us what you REALY think.
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--- 8th Funniest Poster of 2004, 6th in 2005 and 5th in 2006.
--- 5th Most Improved Poster of 2004, 6th in 2005 and 3rd in 2006.
--- Winner of 2006's Worst Feud/Flamewar/Thread
--- 3rd Highest Vote-Getter in KORSPW 2005 (I got screwed in 2006)
--- In the Final Four of the 2006 RSPW Rumble
--- Ranked 4th on Lvubun's Top 127 RSPW Posters of 2005
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| User: "Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW Award" |
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28 Oct 2006 07:25:03 AM |
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"Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW Award" <Zaius@POTA.com> wrote in message
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"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Don't mince words Krusty. Tell us what you REALY think.
I'm waiting for someone to say "I think druggie surfers are idiots"
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--- "Damn dirty fleas..."
--- 8th Funniest Poster of 2004, 6th in 2005 and 5th in 2006.
--- 5th Most Improved Poster of 2004, 6th in 2005 and 3rd in 2006.
--- Winner of 2006's Worst Feud/Flamewar/Thread
--- 3rd Highest Vote-Getter in KORSPW 2005 (I got screwed in 2006)
--- In the Final Four of the 2006 RSPW Rumble
--- Ranked 4th on Lvubun's Top 127 RSPW Posters of 2005
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| User: "Turby" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 11:54:48 AM |
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On Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:25:03 -0400, "Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW
Award" <Zaius@POTA.com> wrote:
"Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW Award" <Zaius@POTA.com> wrote in message
news:2WB0h.32381$PD.399304@wagner.videotron.net...
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Don't mince words Krusty. Tell us what you REALY think.
I'm waiting for someone to say "I think druggie surfers are idiots"
OK, I'll bite.
I think druggie surfers are idiots.
Now what?
--
Turby the Turbosurfer
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| User: "BrianNZ" |
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29 Oct 2006 03:21:02 PM |
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Turby wrote:
On Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:25:03 -0400, "Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW
Award" <Zaius@POTA.com> wrote:
"Smart Ape - Winner of 1 RSPW Award" <Zaius@POTA.com> wrote in message
news:2WB0h.32381$PD.399304@wagner.videotron.net...
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Don't mince words Krusty. Tell us what you REALY think.
I'm waiting for someone to say "I think druggie surfers are idiots"
OK, I'll bite.
I think druggie surfers are idiots.
Now what?
Califorication?
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| User: "Lord Hatred" |
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28 Oct 2006 01:05:41 AM |
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In article <1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Why hast thou forsaken thy lord of the hate?
--
Stefan:
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| User: "Bob Kolker" |
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28 Oct 2006 05:58:58 AM |
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Lord Hatred wrote:
In article <1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Why hast thou forsaken thy lord of the hate?
The God of Hate is the only one worth worshipping. The God of Love is
soft and senile.
Bob Kolker
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| User: "Keith Schiffner" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 09:55:36 AM |
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"Bob Kolker" <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in
message news:4qgrfjFmupusU3@individual.net...
Lord Hatred wrote:
In article
<1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the
Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an
idiot.
Why hast thou forsaken thy lord of the hate?
The God of Hate is the only one worth
worshipping. The God of Love is soft and senile.
Bob Kolker
Yet my god consumes all...Cthulu lives! The elder
gods rule at his mercy and the most blest are
eaten first.
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Nefarious Necrologist 42nd Degree
Some people ride, some just like to show off their
butt
jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
<:(3 )3~ <:(3 )3~ <:(3 )~ <:(3 )~
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| User: "Bob Kolker" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 10:53:50 AM |
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Keith Schiffner wrote:>
Yet my god consumes all...Cthulu lives! The elder
gods rule at his mercy and the most blest are
eaten first.
All hail to the Old Ones! Why choose the lesser of evils? C'thulu in 2008!
Bob Kolker
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| User: "Belowby" |
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28 Oct 2006 09:17:25 AM |
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Bob Kolker <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in news:4qgrfjFmupusU3
@individual.net:
Lord Hatred wrote:
In article <1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Why hast thou forsaken thy lord of the hate?
The God of Hate is the only one worth worshipping. The God of Love is
soft and senile.
So you agree with the muslims then?
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| User: "Insomnia Boy" |
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30 Oct 2006 02:39:34 AM |
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"Belowby" <belowby@hamptons.vg> wrote in message
news:Xns986A490CA37C09194226876@217.160.217.58...
Bob Kolker <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in news:4qgrfjFmupusU3
@individual.net:
Lord Hatred wrote:
In article <1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Why hast thou forsaken thy lord of the hate?
The God of Hate is the only one worth worshipping. The God of Love is
soft and senile.
So you agree with the muslims then?
It always cracks me up to see christians calling a muslims "violent". Talk
about the very definition of the pot calling the kettle black!!
And just to dispell ambiguity: yes the muslim religion *is* violent. But
it's got a fuckload of killing innocent humans to do before it's even within
cooee of the christian track-record for genocide.
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Luke
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" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of *****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
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| User: "Bob Kolker" |
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| Title: Re: A simple poll: Do you believe in Jesus? |
28 Oct 2006 10:51:41 AM |
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Belowby wrote:
So you agree with the muslims then?
Not at all. I don't do Jihad. And I don't expect to ***** 72 virgins
after I die.
Bob Kolker
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| User: "Geoff" |
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28 Oct 2006 11:36:37 AM |
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"Bob Kolker" <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:4qhckeFmb3uuU1@individual.net...
Belowby wrote:
So you agree with the muslims then?
Not at all. I don't do Jihad. And I don't expect to ***** 72 virgins after
I die.
Wouldn't that be hell anyway? I'd much rather have 72 B-movie starlets.
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| User: "Belowby" |
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28 Oct 2006 11:52:54 AM |
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Bob Kolker <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in news:4qhckeFmb3uuU1
@individual.net:
Belowby wrote:
So you agree with the muslims then?
Not at all. I don't do Jihad. And I don't expect to ***** 72 virgins
after I die.
But you believe Allah is the only God worth worshipping and YHWH is soft
and weak.
I think you are a closeted muslim.
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| User: "" |
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30 Oct 2006 02:27:04 PM |
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Belowby wrote:
But you believe Allah is the only God worth worshipping and YHWH is soft
and weak.
I think you are a closeted muslim.
Since that is the same god you fail. You suck as a troll. Please
drink the flavoraid as you leave.
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| User: "Lord Hatred" |
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28 Oct 2006 01:24:39 PM |
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In article <Xns986A63696B6A09194226876@217.160.217.58>,
Belowby <belowby@hamptons.vg> wrote:
Bob Kolker <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in news:4qhckeFmb3uuU1
@individual.net:
Belowby wrote:
So you agree with the muslims then?
Not at all. I don't do Jihad. And I don't expect to ***** 72 virgins
after I die.
But you believe Allah is the only God worth worshipping and YHWH is soft
and weak.
I think you are a closeted muslim.
You fail at trolling.
--
Stefan:
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| User: "bob young" |
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29 Oct 2006 01:47:02 AM |
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Belowby wrote:
Bob Kolker <nowhere@nowhere.com> wrote in news:4qgrfjFmupusU3
@individual.net:
Lord Hatred wrote:
In article <1162012040.349338.77340@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
"Krusty" <jeffsmall@gmail.com> wrote:
Mini-Crow wrote:
This is a simple poll. Do you believe in the Lord?
***** no, and if you do, I think you're an idiot.
Why hast thou forsaken thy lord of the hate?
The God of Hate is the only one worth worshipping. The God of Love is
soft and senile.
So you agree with the muslims then?
Well when the Xtians and the Muzzies wipe themselves out
in "The First World Religious Nuclear War'
they will do it jointly in the names of their imaginary gods.
No more homo sapiens then.
Never mind, if the chimps escape the carnage
maybe in a couple of million years time
they will learn to talk
and then watch out for the first chimp gods,
looking remarkably chimplike
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