Introducing: "I Am What I Am", the God game, where you get to be God,
the creator of the universe. You start out creating the universe and
placing Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. You then control the
serpent and try to convince Eve to eat the fruit from the "Tree of
Knowledge". You score points based on how quickly she eats the fruit.
After that you get to punish Adam and Eve as you see fit. Isn't that
great?

You'll have hours of laughs watching Noah try to load all the animals
from around the world into his ark.

The hilarity doesn't stop when you get to tell Abraham to sacrifice
his son to you, and then tell him you were just kidding! Ha!

You get to create an Angel named Satan to try to get everyone to do
bad things, and then when they do, you can punish them with plagues of
frogs or locust. You get to scare all the people with such things as
eternal damnation. But, if they don't continue to praise you, you
loose points. So be careful!

You will create armies of Romans to capture and kill all the ones that
do praise you. The fun never stops!

Even when people come to tell your worshipers to give up on you, you
worshipers will burn them for heresy!

You will be able to visit a select few, but only in their dreams. And
if they misinterpret those dreams you can't tell them they were wrong.
So plan your visits carefully to get the most points. Hint: For extra
laughs, only visit people that no one will believe!

You'll move all the way through the virgin birth, the crucifixion and
the resurrection, and all the way to the 21st century, where you get
your worshipers to blow up abortion clinics and just about anything
else they don 't agree with. All in your name!

You create scientists who study the natural world, but you can change
the evidence so it never looks like you had anything to do with the
creation! Can you imagine?

But, the best part is you can make people believe you don't exist and
then send them all to eternal hellfire no matter how good they are or
how hard they try. The only ones you get to take with you to heaven
are the ones that praise you. No matter how evil and hypocritical they
are!

Testimonials:

"I had so much fun torturing Job, I almost peed my pants..."
-Mary from Cleveland

"Every time I had everyone feeling good, I would destroy a church with
a fire or a flood, but they kept praising me, I couldn't believe
it..." -Dave from Illinois

"I gave the game to my pastor for Christmas, and now he just laughs
through his sermons..."
-Mike from Utah

Get "I Am What I Am" today for only $14.95, and start confusing and
harassing your loyal subjects today. You won't be able to stop
laughing; guaranteed or we'll double your money back.