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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "HVAC"
Date: 25 Dec 2005 04:18:50 PM
Object: A Twonky Christmas
"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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Come on Father& Son, Inc.. Kick *****.....! Put that Kingdom over
Israel, and block out the sun. Go to 'Sync Obit' until mankind
recognizes it, in global medium as, most likely, hostile aliens. Or a
natural phenomena that happens once, every 2000 years.....

Because it happened in Scripture, apprrox. 2000 years ago. And
everybody who witnessed it, thought it was the Almighty God....

The men who are mentors today, would deem it, an atmospheric
illusion.....

Religious kooks like you are orange retard hat wearing snappaheads.
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User: "Angel of HaShem"

Title: Re: A Twonky Christmas 27 Dec 2005 09:40:23 AM
"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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Come on Father& Son, Inc.. Kick *****.....! Put that Kingdom over
Israel, and block out the sun. Go to 'Sync Obit' until mankind
recognizes it, in global medium as, most likely, hostile aliens. Or a
natural phenomena that happens once, every 2000 years.....

Because it happened in Scripture, apprrox. 2000 years ago. And
everybody who witnessed it, thought it was the Almighty God....

The men who are mentors today, would deem it, an atmospheric
illusion.....


Religious kooks like you are orange retard hat wearing snappaheads.

Whatever....


.
User: "agent"

Title: A fucked up twonk Christmas 27 Dec 2005 05:51:29 PM
twonk you are truly a kook.
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User: "Angel of HaShem"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 07:43:48 AM
"agent" <eatme@eatme.com> wrote in message
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twonk you are truly a kook.

agent, you are truly the other half, of an ***** whole.
Your other half being, Harlow....
That makes you a half *****......
And you can both kiss my hybrid *****....
And then......eatmeblowmelickme.....
.
User: "agent"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 08:49:41 PM
"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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twonk you are related to chucky and tequila titz. chucky is your brother who
did your sister, tequila titz. This fully explains
your postings, chucky's postings and tequila titz postings.
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User: "Angel of HaShem"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 09:20:06 PM
"agent" <eatme@eatme.com> wrote in message
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"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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twonk you are related to chucky and tequila titz. chucky is your brother
who did your sister, tequila titz. This fully explains
your postings, chucky's postings and tequila titz postings.

What the hell eXplains your postings? You 'sound' like a retard.....
That could eXplain your kookified, dumbed down, postings.....
I don't think you would have a problem with 'Identity Theft'. Who the
hell would want to be you.....?
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User: "agent"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 29 Dec 2005 07:33:08 AM
"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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"agent" <eatme@eatme.com> wrote in message
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"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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twonk you are related to chucky and tequila titz. chucky is your brother
who did your sister, tequila titz. This fully explains
your postings, chucky's postings and tequila titz postings.


What the hell eXplains your postings? You 'sound' like a retard.....
That could eXplain your kookified, dumbed down, postings.....

I don't think you would have a problem with 'Identity Theft'. Who the
hell would want to be you.....?

twonky the half wit .... you reading anything aloud would sound retarted,
twonk you are as stupid and as gullible
as they come.
.
User: "Angel of HaShem"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 03 Jan 2006 04:34:03 AM
"agent" <eatme@eatme.com> wrote in message
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"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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"agent" <eatme@eatme.com> wrote in message
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"Angel of HaShem" <twonky@mindlink.com> wrote in message
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twonk you are related to chucky and tequila titz. chucky is your brother
who did your sister, tequila titz. This fully explains
your postings, chucky's postings and tequila titz postings.


What the hell eXplains your postings? You 'sound' like a retard.....
That could eXplain your kookified, dumbed down, postings.....

I don't think you would have a problem with 'Identity Theft'. Who the
hell would want to be you.....?


twonky the half wit .... you reading anything aloud would sound retarted,
twonk you are as stupid and as gullible as they come.

Oh yeah? Think so, huh?
The stupid and gullible come (to me) all of the time. You're a perfect
eXample....
Let me ask you some things, booby. "From what did you evolve? And
from where did your intelligence come." The intelligence to make you so
goddamned gullible and stupid, in being 'retarted.'
~>
Twonky...
kiddush Ha-Shem........YAHU.....the New Jerusalem....
Aquarius.....the dawning of the age of.......enlightenment.......
I love HaShem. A loving kick ***** mutha fucka......
You get a lot more than what you bargained for.....
I tell it like I see and hear it. With XtremePrejudice and no
fucking mercy.
"Then they remembered that the Almighty God was their rock
and redeemer, and the Most High." (Ps 78:35)
"I will exalt my throne above the throne of my being a God. I
will be like the Most High." (Lucifer. Isaias 12:14) <revised>
"Glorify the name of your Lord, the Most High." (Allah 87.1)
Reason and rationalize that....Islam.....and you boneheads
embracing diversity and political correctness. Team Satan too.
The elohyim....
A reality and hierarchy beyond the understanding of those who
deny and doubt HaShem. Almighty God. The Most High. And
'those,' are the deluded in assertive theories and illusions.
Armageddon.....get ready to relinquish the God of the Earth.



.




User: "Charles D. Bohne™"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 10:38:55 AM
On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:43:48 GMT, "Angel of HaShem"
<twonky@mindlink.com> wrote:

And you can both kiss my hybrid *****....

And then......eatmeblowmelickme.....

Watch out! Wishes like these have
a tendency go become fulfilled by
our good old AUK/CIA-friends...
C.
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User: "Angel of HaShem"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 09:10:28 PM
"Charles D. BohneT" <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote in message
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On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:43:48 GMT, "Angel of HaShem"
<twonky@mindlink.com> wrote:

And you can both kiss my hybrid *****....

And then......eatmeblowmelickme.....

Watch out! Wishes like these have
a tendency go become fulfilled by
our good old AUK/CIA-friends...
C.

You wish. But it was no wish. It was a suggestion...
I'm waiting to see if he takes me up on it......
Or has some brilliant retort. To the entire post. Unlike yours.
But I have low eXpectations.....'agent' is terminally Kookified.
He'll probably just call me a kook, and run away.....
He's a funny little guy......
.

User: "Art Deco"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 08:40:45 PM
Charles D. Bohne™ <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:43:48 GMT, "Angel of HaShem"
<twonky@mindlink.com> wrote:

And you can both kiss my hybrid *****....

And then......eatmeblowmelickme.....

Watch out! Wishes like these have
a tendency go become fulfilled by
our good old AUK/CIA-friends...
C.

You are a delusional idiot, Ch*ck, but at least your delusions are
entertaining.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...
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User: "New Year Me Hearties"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 11:58:19 AM
On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 17:38:55 +0100, Charles D. Bohne™
<me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 13:43:48 GMT, "Angel of HaShem"
<twonky@mindlink.com> wrote:

And you can both kiss my hybrid *****....

And then......eatmeblowmelickme.....

Watch out! Wishes like these have
a tendency go become fulfilled by
our good old AUK/CIA-friends...
C.

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
..... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.
Never fear, I'm going to become a ladies fashion designer in China.
Imagine the billions of Tshirts we can print.
"no-anti-gravity-light-speed-out-there-for-loonies".
"The Fl*ffing Project".
"The Desert Rat".
"Lou Gentile".
"Art Bell".
"Just Believe - Flagship1"
.
User: "Charles D. Bohne"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 12:12:13 PM
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.

I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.
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User: "agent"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 28 Dec 2005 08:44:23 PM
"Charles D. Bohne" <Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.


I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.

chucky who asked you anything?
.

User: "Merry Cosmos"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 29 Dec 2005 02:45:03 AM
Charles D. Bohne <Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.


I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.

See ABUF
lady.jpg
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User: "New Year Me Hearties"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 29 Dec 2005 12:56:40 AM
On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:12:13 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.


I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.

That's my 2006 new years resolution.
I'll put an Ad in the main newspapers...
"any nice Asian lady want to cuddle a ko0k?"
LOL ;-)
http://kookku.com/ufos/
.
User: "Charles D. Bohne™"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 29 Dec 2005 10:10:18 AM
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:56:40 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:12:13 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.


I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.


That's my 2006 new years resolution.

I'll put an Ad in the main newspapers...
"any nice Asian lady want to cuddle a ko0k?"

LOL ;-)

http://kookku.com/ufos/

Maybe you could post your own picture to ABUF ..
and hope that a sophisticated lady - like the one you
are looking for - would read that group :-)
.
User: "New Year Me Hearties"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 30 Dec 2005 03:46:02 AM
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:10:18 +0100, Charles D. Bohne™
<me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:56:40 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:12:13 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.


I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.


That's my 2006 new years resolution.

I'll put an Ad in the main newspapers...
"any nice Asian lady want to cuddle a ko0k?"

LOL ;-)

http://kookku.com/ufos/


Maybe you could post your own picture to ABUF ..
and hope that a sophisticated lady - like the one you
are looking for - would read that group :-)

The only koOky cuddle from ABUF is from Big Bert (cell block 9)
and Ring and the Gang. And they eat everything except
Weiners and Fried Bird Flu.
.
User: "Merry Cosmos"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 30 Dec 2005 04:10:32 AM
New Year Me Hearties <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:10:18 +0100, Charles D. Bohne™
<me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:56:40 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:12:13 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:58:19 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

If a nice Japanese lady at the AUK agency has a fancy for Horry.....
.... um ........ nar I doubt they are real.


I wish for you that you will run into a nice Japanese or other Asian
woman that will love you!
C.


That's my 2006 new years resolution.

I'll put an Ad in the main newspapers...
"any nice Asian lady want to cuddle a ko0k?"

LOL ;-)

http://kookku.com/ufos/


Maybe you could post your own picture to ABUF ..
and hope that a sophisticated lady - like the one you
are looking for - would read that group :-)


The only koOky cuddle from ABUF is from Big Bert (cell block 9)
and Ring and the Gang. And they eat everything except
Weiners and Fried Bird Flu.

I suppose most of the customers don't look into the eyes of waitresses here...
http://www.hooters.com/menu/
.
User: "Charles D. Bohne"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 30 Dec 2005 06:57:03 AM
On 30 Dec 2005 23:10:32 +1300, Merry Cosmos <Aye@G3jp7cd.com> wrote:

I suppose most of the customers don't look into the eyes of waitresses here...
http://www.hooters.com/menu/

http://www.hooters.com/fun_stuff/
Hooters Bootcamp
A behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to become a Hooters Girl.
.


User: "Charles D. Bohne"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 30 Dec 2005 06:52:38 AM
On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:46:02 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

Maybe you could post your own picture to ABUF ..
and hope that a sophisticated lady - like the one you
are looking for - would read that group :-)


The only koOky cuddle from ABUF is from Big Bert (cell block 9)
and Ring and the Gang. And they eat everything except
Weiners and Fried Bird Flu.

Looks like you don't really expect your UFO-Lady to read ABUF ;-)
Why?
C.
.
User: "New Year Me Hearties"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 30 Dec 2005 12:33:04 PM
On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:52:38 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:46:02 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

Maybe you could post your own picture to ABUF ..
and hope that a sophisticated lady - like the one you
are looking for - would read that group :-)


The only koOky cuddle from ABUF is from Big Bert (cell block 9)
and Ring and the Gang. And they eat everything except
Weiners and Fried Bird Flu.


Looks like you don't really expect your UFO-Lady to read ABUF ;-)
Why?

C.

Not enough oriental ladies speak English and hang out in ABUF
I suppose.
Probably too busy reading this website and/or their UFO magazines...
http://www.our-j.com/aboutOURJ.html
Or too busy doing something else like Karaoke !!
http://www.stoneschool.com/Japan/Kanazawa/Kanazawa-Medium-Images/210.jpg
.
User: "Charles D. Bohne"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 30 Dec 2005 02:00:36 PM
On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:33:04 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

Not enough oriental ladies speak English and hang out in ABUF
I suppose.

Ok - you convinced me. So why don't you put your picture on
your own UFO-sites? And then ask that Japanese group - owner
http://www.our-j.com/index.html to link to one of yours?
C.
.
User: "New Year Me Hearties"

Title: Re: A fucked up twonk Christmas 31 Dec 2005 09:39:55 PM
On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:00:36 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<Charles.Bohne@t-online.de> wrote:

On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:33:04 +1300, New Year Me Hearties
<GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote:

Not enough oriental ladies speak English and hang out in ABUF
I suppose.


Ok - you convinced me. So why don't you put your picture on
your own UFO-sites? And then ask that Japanese group - owner
http://www.our-j.com/index.html to link to one of yours?

C.

Because I'm not trying to make money from UFO-sites.
I am nothing.
I do not exist.
I am a tiny speck on a pale blue dot
in an infinite universe.
Although, I have...
'respect'
- Ali G
and...
Love.
"What The Bleep Do We Know?"
http://whatthebleep.com/trailer/
Thanks to America and other good democratic countries.
P.S.
Why did you put your photo in ABUF ? ;-)
(I kept the night bat Tshirt one. That's a classic !!)
.














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