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"*nemo*" |
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03 Dec 2004 04:49:56 PM |
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aa - QOTM winners for November 2004 |
Here are the winners for October 2004.
AQOTM: On the Atheist side, we had a runaway winner. With 17 votes,
congratulations go out to Cary Kittrell:
5) ...he types briskly, clicking the plastic keys, using a combination
of electricity and magnetism to move bits about on a disc just as
Maxwell's laws predict, prepatory launching his missive across
impedence-matched copper wiring and optical fibers where it will be
beamed up to a NASA-launched satellite and back down to parabolic
receivers which -- thanks to the fact that these satellites float at the
mathematically- determined altitude such that gravity and "centrifugal
force" cancel each other -- do not need to compensate for Doppler shift,
and thence to tunnel-diode-packed computers everywhere around the
world... all so he can tell us that "science lovers know nothing of the
real world".
By: Cary Kittrell
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Rune Bfrsjf
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TQOTM: Well, there was a tiny danger that duke <spit!> might have won
his final TQOTM contest, but it was not to be. With 10 votes, A.
Christian stomped all over that other person's finest entry this month.
So there. good wins out over evil at least this once. {;-)
1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.
By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz
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Be sure to check out the archives of the Quote of the Month contests at:
http://www.alt-atheism.org/qotm.php
As always, thanks to Mark K. Bilbo for the the job of maintaining the aa
web site.
Until next month -- Cheers!
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: aa - QOTM winners for November 2004 |
03 Dec 2004 10:43:02 PM |
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*nemo* wrote:
Here are the winners for October 2004.
AQOTM: On the Atheist side, we had a runaway winner. With 17 votes,
congratulations go out to Cary Kittrell:
5) ...he types briskly, clicking the plastic keys, using a combination
of electricity and magnetism to move bits about on a disc just as
Maxwell's laws predict, prepatory launching his missive across
impedence-matched copper wiring and optical fibers where it will be
beamed up to a NASA-launched satellite and back down to parabolic
receivers which -- thanks to the fact that these satellites float at the
mathematically- determined altitude such that gravity and "centrifugal
force" cancel each other -- do not need to compensate for Doppler shift,
and thence to tunnel-diode-packed computers everywhere around the
world... all so he can tell us that "science lovers know nothing of the
real world".
By: Cary Kittrell
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Rune Bfrsjf
Cripes! If my stupid news server was halfway good (I got the nominations
post *yesterday*!), I'd have voted for that little masterpiece.
Congrats, Cary!
* * * * * * * *
TQOTM: Well, there was a tiny danger that duke <spit!> might have won
his final TQOTM contest, but it was not to be. With 10 votes, A.
Christian stomped all over that other person's finest entry this month.
So there. good wins out over evil at least this once. {;-)
1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.
By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz
* * * * * * * *
Be sure to check out the archives of the Quote of the Month contests at:
http://www.alt-atheism.org/qotm.php
As always, thanks to Mark K. Bilbo for the the job of maintaining the aa
web site.
Until next month -- Cheers!
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: aa - QOTM winners for November 2004 |
03 Dec 2004 05:11:38 PM |
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In article <nemo0037-3F886C.17495503122004@news1.east.earthlink.net> *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> writes:
Here are the winners for October 2004.
AQOTM: On the Atheist side, we had a runaway winner. With 17 votes,
congratulations go out to Cary Kittrell:
5) ...he types briskly, clicking the plastic keys, using a combination
of electricity and magnetism to move bits about on a disc just as
Maxwell's laws predict, prepatory launching his missive across
impedence-matched copper wiring and optical fibers where it will be
beamed up to a NASA-launched satellite and back down to parabolic
receivers which -- thanks to the fact that these satellites float at the
mathematically- determined altitude such that gravity and "centrifugal
force" cancel each other -- do not need to compensate for Doppler shift,
and thence to tunnel-diode-packed computers everywhere around the
world... all so he can tell us that "science lovers know nothing of the
real world".
By: Cary Kittrell
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Rune Bfrsjf
Gee! I mean, I never... well, I wasn't even going to show up,
and then I got stuck with this HIDEOUS gown, and my dear,
those HORRIBLE papparazi, and...
well, anyhow <snurfle>...
First off, I'd like to thank all the little minds who made
this post necessary.
And then I'd like to go into a long rant about You Know Who,
but after that last time, you know, when Michael Moore like, got
shot with a tranquilizing dart by that guy in the balcony
who was wearing dark shades, and tonight I look up there
and I see, like fifty of those guys or something, I guess
I just better say, you know, "HI MOM!" and get offa here.
But thank you! I love you all!! Even Ann Coulter!!
-- cary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: aa - QOTM winners for November 2004 |
03 Dec 2004 05:36:21 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:coqrra$nnq$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <nemo0037-3F886C.17495503122004@news1.east.earthlink.net>
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> writes:
Here are the winners for October 2004.
AQOTM: On the Atheist side, we had a runaway winner. With 17 votes,
congratulations go out to Cary Kittrell:
5) ...he types briskly, clicking the plastic keys, using a combination
of electricity and magnetism to move bits about on a disc just as
Maxwell's laws predict, prepatory launching his missive across
impedence-matched copper wiring and optical fibers where it will be
beamed up to a NASA-launched satellite and back down to parabolic
receivers which -- thanks to the fact that these satellites float at the
mathematically- determined altitude such that gravity and "centrifugal
force" cancel each other -- do not need to compensate for Doppler shift,
and thence to tunnel-diode-packed computers everywhere around the
world... all so he can tell us that "science lovers know nothing of the
real world".
By: Cary Kittrell
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Rune Bfrsjf
Gee! I mean, I never... well, I wasn't even going to show up,
and then I got stuck with this HIDEOUS gown, and my dear,
those HORRIBLE papparazi, and...
well, anyhow <snurfle>...
First off, I'd like to thank all the little minds who made
this post necessary.
And then I'd like to go into a long rant about You Know Who,
but after that last time, you know, when Michael Moore like, got
shot with a tranquilizing dart by that guy in the balcony
who was wearing dark shades, and tonight I look up there
and I see, like fifty of those guys or something, I guess
I just better say, you know, "HI MOM!" and get offa here.
But thank you! I love you all!! Even Ann Coulter!!
Sicko! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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03 Dec 2004 06:14:01 PM |
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(Cary Kittrell) wrote in
news:coqrra$nnq$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
In article <nemo0037-3F886C.17495503122004@news1.east.earthlink.net>
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> writes:
Here are the winners for October 2004.
AQOTM: On the Atheist side, we had a runaway winner. With 17 votes,
congratulations go out to Cary Kittrell:
5) ...he types briskly, clicking the plastic keys, using a
combination of electricity and magnetism to move bits about on a disc
just as Maxwell's laws predict, prepatory launching his missive
across impedence-matched copper wiring and optical fibers where it
will be beamed up to a NASA-launched satellite and back down to
parabolic receivers which -- thanks to the fact that these satellites
float at the mathematically- determined altitude such that gravity
and "centrifugal force" cancel each other -- do not need to
compensate for Doppler shift, and thence to tunnel-diode-packed
computers everywhere around the world... all so he can tell us that
"science lovers know nothing of the real world".
By: Cary Kittrell
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Rune Bfrsjf
Gee! I mean, I never... well, I wasn't even going to show up,
and then I got stuck with this HIDEOUS gown, and my dear,
those HORRIBLE papparazi, and...
You look fine.
well, anyhow <snurfle>...
First off, I'd like to thank all the little minds who made
this post necessary.
And then I'd like to go into a long rant about You Know Who,
but after that last time, you know, when Michael Moore like, got
shot with a tranquilizing dart by that guy in the balcony
who was wearing dark shades, and tonight I look up there
and I see, like fifty of those guys or something, I guess
I just better say, you know, "HI MOM!" and get offa here.
But thank you! I love you all!! Even Ann Coulter!!
*applause*
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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04 Dec 2004 05:33:24 AM |
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In article <coqrra$nnq$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>,
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <nemo0037-3F886C.17495503122004@news1.east.earthlink.net> *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> writes:
Here are the winners for October 2004.
AQOTM: On the Atheist side, we had a runaway winner. With 17 votes,
congratulations go out to Cary Kittrell:
5) ...he types briskly, clicking the plastic keys, using a combination
of electricity and magnetism to move bits about on a disc just as
Maxwell's laws predict, prepatory launching his missive across
impedence-matched copper wiring and optical fibers where it will be
beamed up to a NASA-launched satellite and back down to parabolic
receivers which -- thanks to the fact that these satellites float at the
mathematically- determined altitude such that gravity and "centrifugal
force" cancel each other -- do not need to compensate for Doppler shift,
and thence to tunnel-diode-packed computers everywhere around the
world... all so he can tell us that "science lovers know nothing of the
real world".
By: Cary Kittrell
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Rune Bfrsjf
Gee! I mean, I never... well, I wasn't even going to show up,
and then I got stuck with this HIDEOUS gown, and my dear,
those HORRIBLE papparazi, and...
well, anyhow <snurfle>...
First off, I'd like to thank all the little minds who made
this post necessary.
And then I'd like to go into a long rant about You Know Who,
but after that last time, you know, when Michael Moore like, got
shot with a tranquilizing dart by that guy in the balcony
who was wearing dark shades, and tonight I look up there
and I see, like fifty of those guys or something, I guess
I just better say, you know, "HI MOM!" and get offa here.
But thank you! I love you all!! Even Ann Coulter!!
-- cary
ROTFLMAO!
That's the best acceptance speech I've EVER seen.
Cheers!
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: aa - QOTM winners for November 2004 |
03 Dec 2004 06:26:31 PM |
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on 03 Dec 2004 in alt.atheism, Cary Kittrell dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
But thank you! I love you all!! Even Ann Coulter!!
You don't have to cut off your ***** for us!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: aa - QOTM winners for November 2004 |
06 Dec 2004 10:29:45 AM |
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On Fri 03 Dec 2004 04:49:56p, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a joint,
then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.
Brilliant :D
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "duke" |
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04 Dec 2004 06:54:29 AM |
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 22:49:56 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
An excellent choice. My congratulations to A. Christian. I too concur with his
feelings. I believe in almighty God but no magic invisible space pixies. The pink ones
are an atheist's dream not to be.
TQOTM: Well, there was a tiny danger that duke <spit!> might have won
his final TQOTM contest, but it was not to be. With 10 votes, A.
Christian stomped all over that other person's finest entry this month.
So there. good wins out over evil at least this once. {;-)
1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.
By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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