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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"*nemo*" |
| Date: |
01 May 2004 09:14:37 PM |
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aa - Quote of the Month winners! |
Here are the winners for April 2004.
AQOTM: With 11 votes (pretty close to a runaway win), this month's champ
is Billy Goat!
15) In response to:
For a group that doesn't believe in God, they spend a lot of time
talking about God.
Only when you bring it up. Typical Christian trick: you keep bugging the
atheists about the same topic over and over again, and when you finally
get them to respond, you accuse *them* of being obsessed.
Christian:"Accept Jesus."
Atheist:"No."
Christian:"Accept Jesus!"
Atheist:"No. Go away."
Christian:"Accept Jesus or you'll die!"
Atheist:"Why would I die? Go away."
Christian:"Accept Jesus or I'll kill you!"
Atheist:"What? Why do you want to kill me? Go away!"
Christian:"I have to kill you now because you're evil!"
Atheist:"How am I evil? You're the one who wants to kill. Go away."
Christian:"You're evil because only Jesus can make you good!"
Atheist:"But Jesus is making you a killer. Go away."
Christian:"I won't go away until you accept Jesus or die!"
Atheist:"I don't care about Jesus. Go away."
Christian:"For someone who doesn't care about Jesus, you sure talk
about Him a lot!"
By: Billy Goat
Nominated: Fred Stone
Seconded: Douglas Berry
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TQOTM: For April, there was no rea contest here, either. The Theist
Qoute of theMonth goes to Jd, with more than twice as many votes as his
nearest competitor (13):
6) Truth of the matter is that the demons inside humans don't want to be
reminded about hell where they'll spend eternity. So they get their
human hosts into a stage of denial where the intellect tries over and
over again to reject truth... but to no avail.
By: Jd
Nominated: Brian Westley
Seconded: Doc Smartass
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Be sure to check out the archives of the Quote of the Month contests at:
http://www.mylinuxisp.com/~raymond/alt.atheism/qotm.php
As always, thanks to L. Raymond for doing the splendid job of
maintaining the web site.
Until next month -- Cheers!
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
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Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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