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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "*nemo*"
Date: 27 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PM
Object: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007
Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 31, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *
1) HO! <whack!>
simulating a Zen Roshi correcting and guiding him [V] to enlightenment
with the tender ministrations of his bo-staff. I'd like to ask my fellow
regulars to join me in this; perhaps it may even bring the egomaniacal
twit a bit of enlightenment.
By: raven1
Nominated: Lucifer
Seconded: Robibnikoff
------------
2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.
By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem
------------
3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.

You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris
------------
4) These guys are so high on wishful thinking, they think that's what
reality is.
By: Uncle Vic
Nominated: Gospel Bretts
Seconded: Olrik
------------
5) Only an ***** would think that the history of the Christian Church
can be found in the Bible.
By: Al Klein
Nominated: Panama Floyd
Seconded: Uncle Vic
------------
6) That's odd...when people started applying science to *physical*
illness, they called it medicine rather than bigotry.
Except for the religious folks, of course. They called it heresy.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Michael Gray
Seconded: Robibnikoff
------------
7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.
What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold
------------
8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.
When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.
By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.


RULES

1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.

2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:

a. The quote is a brief piece of text

b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable),
and is original (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)

c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism

d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;

e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)

3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.

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.

User: "Timothy 1:4"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 11:59:40 PM
#3
.

User: "Hannele Hannele@lycos-nl"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 04:06:32 PM
#7 is so beautiful, I just hae to vore for this one. Thanks, Floyd.

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.
Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

--
Hannele
aa #2221
.

User: "jem"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 01:34:26 AM
#8 gets my vote
jem

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

.
User: "Syd M."

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 02:14:44 AM
On Jul 28, 2:34 am, jem <A0054...@airmail.net> wrote:

#8 gets my vote
jem

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.


When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

And mine also.
PDW
.


User: "The Chief Instigator"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 06:07:14 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> writes:

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 31, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

[...]

2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.
By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem

This one has the highest ratio of facts per word. ("V" doesn't
deserve to be rewarded for his self-infatuation.)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: October 2007, date/place/opponent TBA
.

User: "Sanitys Little Helper"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 03:27:15 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in
news:nemo0037-C81164.19300027072007@news.west.earthlink.net to
alt.atheism:


8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding
different opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the
possibility that they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and
opinions must be stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist
can rest secure in the belief that the universe approves of the
fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held
beliefs, that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves

--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
"If you are informed by God, you can be misinformed by nobody" - Osama
Bin Laden
.

User: "Woden"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 07:37:44 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
C81164.19300027072007@news.west.earthlink.net:
#3.

------------

3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not

believe

in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out

better

before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is

treat

the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
.

User: "Enkidu"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 08 Aug 2007 10:35:23 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
C81164.19300027072007@news.west.earthlink.net:

2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.

By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem

This one.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA

It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever
fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a
wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
-Mark Twain, About the Christian Bible, Letter III
.

User: "Pat Kiewicz"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 06:18:14 AM
*nemo* said:


Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.

Eh, I'll go with this one


8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
.

User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 08:07:26 PM


6) That's odd...when people started applying science to *physical*
illness, they called it medicine rather than bigotry.

Except for the religious folks, of course. They called it heresy.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Michael Gray
Seconded: Robibnikoff

------------

This one. Facts are facts. The same idiots who tried to
outlaw umbrellas also tried to stop medical research.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
.

User: "Olrik"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 12:32:35 AM

6) That's odd...when people started applying science to *physical*
illness, they called it medicine rather than bigotry.

Except for the religious folks, of course. They called it heresy.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Michael Gray
Seconded: Robibnikoff

Splendid. That one gets my vote.
Olrik
.

User: "Carl Kaufmann"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 12:10:58 AM

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

.

User: "Smiler"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 10:37:21 PM
A photo finish between No. 2 and No.6
No.6 wins by a short head.


6) That's odd...when people started applying science to *physical*
illness, they called it medicine rather than bigotry.

Except for the religious folks, of course. They called it heresy.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Michael Gray
Seconded: Robibnikoff

Smiler,
The godless one
.

User: ""

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 06:15:31 AM
Can't vote for number one, as I was opposed to the HO! wack procedure
(I offered the alternative of not replying at all)
but now I think it over again it was actual worth the nomination
(can't get nominated for not replying can I?)
Well there is another beauty I will vote for:

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

It seems we have a hole Panama Canal to choose from anyway
Please Nemo If none of Floyd's nominations win,
let us know if they would have one if you count the votes together.
Peter van Velzen
July 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
I might fail to react on any response you give
Google-groups seems to be disfunctioning since July 15.
.

User: "Andy W"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 06:07:02 PM
I like no. 8

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

Andy
.

User: "Gail Futoran"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 08:32:53 AM
I'm sticking with #7,
although I'll bet #1 sweeps the poll. ;)
Gail
aa#2247

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations
are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm
not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal
collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as
puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the
"captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of
gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they
put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create
the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance,
they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find
words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

------------

.

User: "Siobhan Burke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 31 Jul 2007 11:06:27 AM
In article <nemo0037-C81164.19300027072007
@news.west.earthlink.net>,

says...

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 31, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *

Number three for me.

------------

3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

------------

--
Siobhan - alt.atheism list #2201
hellflower.alMayne@earthlink.net (Now a real address, if you ice
the alMayne.)
Just keep walking, preacher-man. --River Tam
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 12:54:00 AM
In article <nemo0037-C81164.19300027072007@news.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 31, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

------------

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

I'll vote for No. 7. Beautiful post.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
.

User: "Meteorite Debris"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 08:01:45 PM
Last time that great scribe *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

------------

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

This one
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
.

User: "Douglas Berry"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 09:37:26 PM
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT there was an Ancient *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
#7 gets my vote.

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
.

User: "Tink"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 30 Jul 2007 06:11:43 PM
On 2007-07-27 19:30:00 -0400, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> said:

------------

2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.

By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem

------------

This one. Hammer>>Nail>>Head.
--
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
.

User: "Tink"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 30 Jul 2007 06:17:52 PM
On 2007-07-27 19:30:00 -0400, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> said:

------------

2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.

By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem

This one. Hammer>> Nail >> Head.
--
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
.

User: "Tink"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 13 Aug 2007 04:22:32 PM
On 2007-07-27 19:30:00 -0400, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> said:

------------

3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

------------

This one.
--
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
.

User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 29 Jul 2007 03:07:39 AM
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 18:30:00 -0500, nemo* wrote
(in article <nemo0037-C81164.19300027072007@news.west.earthlink.net>):
I will stick with the one I seconded. (Is Panama trying to take over the
AQOTM this month?)

------------

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are so
limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons revolve
"backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not it's best
student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so much energy it
makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny as a firecracker in
a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured" bodies?
Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity bends a body's
path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in relative warmth from the
reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they don't
understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put half the
work into actually understanding the processes that create the universe we
see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they would be rewarded
with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

------------

--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"(St. Paul)... preached holy acrimony, which is another
name for marriage."-12/31/95 issue of National Review
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 03:10:07 PM
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

.

User: "Liz"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 07:08:49 AM
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

I vote for #8. I liked it the first time I read it and it only gets
better.
Liz #658 BAAWA
.

User: "skyeyes"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 06:47:47 PM
On Jul 27, 4:30 pm, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
This one gets my vote:

By: raven1
Nominated: Lucifer
Seconded: Robibnikoff

3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
.

User: "Chris Johnson"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 12:03:01 PM
On Jul 27, 6:30 pm, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
#7

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

.

User: "V"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 06:14:40 PM
On Jul 27, 7:30?pm, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 31, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *
1) HO! <whack!>

simulating a Zen Roshi correcting and guiding him [V] to enlightenment
with the tender ministrations of his bo-staff. I'd like to ask my fellow
regulars to join me in this; perhaps it may even bring the egomaniacal
twit a bit of enlightenment.

By: raven1
Nominated: Lucifer
Seconded: Robibnikoff

------------

2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.

By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem

------------

3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

------------

4) These guys are so high on wishful thinking, they think that's what
reality is.

By: Uncle Vic
Nominated: Gospel Bretts
Seconded: Olrik

------------

5) Only an ***** would think that the history of the Christian Church
can be found in the Bible.

By: Al Klein
Nominated: Panama Floyd
Seconded: Uncle Vic

------------

6) That's odd...when people started applying science to *physical*
illness, they called it medicine rather than bigotry.

Except for the religious folks, of course. They called it heresy.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Michael Gray
Seconded: Robibnikoff

------------

7) Y'know, the thing I've always wondered is why their imaginations are
so limited. Why do some planets spin differently? Why do some moons
revolve "backwards"? Ugh. With just a little physics study (and I'm not
it's best student! <g>), I can imagine colossal collisions..releasing so
much energy it makes the yield of our most powerful weapons look as puny
as a firecracker in a thunderstorm.

What a fireworks show *that* must have been! And then, the "captured"
bodies? Eons of lonely, cold existence until a slight slip of gravity
bends a body's path into the warm embrace of a planet...basking in
relative warmth from the reflected light from the surface below.

Why do these morons continue to cower in fear before the things they
don't understand, when the truth is so much more beautiful? If they put
half the work into actually understanding the processes that create the
universe we see as they do into camoflauging their own ignorance, they
would be rewarded with a glimpse of beauty so intense I can't find words
to describe it.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Gail Futoran
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

------------

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.

RULES

1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.

2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:

a. The quote is a brief piece of text

b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable),
and is original (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)

c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism

d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;

e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)

3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.

If a quote is miscategorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
to appear in the correct category, with approriate notification.

4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
considered as entries for the contest of the next month.

* When making a nomination, please use this format for the subject
line:
"aa - <A or T as applicable>QOTM Nomination (was: <original thread
name>)"

5. Each atheist or agnostic who visits alt.atheism has one vote to
cast for each category (two votes total).

6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month. During the month,
votes will be ignored. This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
winning.

7. The two winning quotes will be published in the QOTM Archive.

SUMMARY

A nomination must contain the following information:

1. The lines of the quote.

2. Who wrote it.

3. Who nominates or seconds the nomination of this quote (that's you!)

4. Which category this nomination is for.

5. The word "nomination" MUST appear somewhere in the subject line!

6. The original thread title must appear in the subject line.

Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
thread, preferably called "[T/A]QoTM Nomination for [month]." You can
also e-mail it to me (see below).

VOTING

1. In the last five days of the month you can cast your vote in both
categories.

2. Votes must be placed in the designated thread.

--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002

Quotemeister???
I abstain from the vote.
But am amazed that you are so organized when it comes to
distinguishing idle speech.
Take care,
V (Male)
Agnostic Freethinker
Practical Philosopher
AA#2
.
User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 30 Jul 2007 03:54:13 AM
In article <1185664480.398256.113220@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
V <vfr44@aol.com> wrote:

Quotemeister???

I abstain from the vote.

Yeah, thanks for wasting my vote-recording time. You're a real prince,
you are.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.


User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 12:17:57 AM
One fine day in alt.atheism, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>
bloodied us up with this:

3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

This one for me!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
.

User: "Tom 0"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 29 Jul 2007 11:56:26 AM
Recently, *nemo* wrote:

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for JuLy 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread.

Two

------------

2) Being stupid is forgivable. Being proud of it is not.

By: raven1
Nominated: Doc Smartass
Seconded: jem

-

--
In for the Kill
Tom 0
.

User: "John Popelish"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 06:42:36 PM
Tally 1 vote for #8. Thank you.

8) The fundamentalist can not tolerate the idea that they might be
wrong. Other people living their lives differently and holding different
opinions constantly remind the fundamentalist of the possibility that
they might be wrong, and so other lifestyles and opinions must be
stamped out of existence so that the fundamentalist can rest secure in
the belief that the universe approves of the fundamentalist.

When a fundamentalist learns to recognize the right of other people to
peacefully disagree with the fundamentalist's most tightly held beliefs,
that person ceases to be a fundamentalist.

By: Conspiracy of Doves
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: John Popelish

.

User: "Frank Mayhar"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 27 Jul 2007 07:06:19 PM
This one:

6) That's odd...when people started applying science to *physical*
illness, they called it medicine rather than bigotry.

Except for the religious folks, of course. They called it heresy.

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Michael Gray
Seconded: Robibnikoff

--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
http://www.zazzle.com/fmayhar*
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for July 2007 28 Jul 2007 04:17:17 AM
snip


3) In response to:

Well anyways does anybody understand what I am
saying? I am here for your input, thoughts, and to share my own
thoughts of god with people that may be lost like I was.


You were polite, until this last paragraph. Allow me to explain why the
insult it contains is so large. I am not "lost" because I do not believe
in gods. In fact, my discovery of the lack of them is the best thing
that ever happened to me. You should really have thought this out better
before you posted here. You admit in the first part of your post that
your own "thoughts of god" are causing you anguish. You then wish to
share them with me? You wish *I* had the self-inflicted wound you have?
Madness. You have a disease that causes you pain. To end the pain, cure
the disease. Humans have created hundreds of thousands of god beliefs.
Simply running from one to the next will not cure you. God-belief is
like the common cold-they mutate so quickly that all you can do is treat
the symptoms. Wouldn't it be better to simply be virus-free?

By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Meteorite Debris

This one :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.


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