8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps
with death? Did Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your
back or latex on your *****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a sermon
anywhere in the world instead of just your little mud-hut village,
right? Oh, wait, that was a different Italian. But still, we got images
of the virgin Mary on tortillas. She MUST be real! We got speshul
underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer vigils and TV prophets who
profit from your particular and especially abhorrent brand of stupidity.
Our only hope is that you and your skanky bitches inbreed enough to
eventually become the race of subhumans you so dearly long to become;
slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you or reward you for
all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim. (Falwell's
dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with you.
You and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup (a.a.)
but the entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to blow
up buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians, justify
planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic book
characters (and even real comic book characters like that clearly insane
medieval monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child rapist
and murderer). I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only hope
there IS a hell so that people like you will spend all eternity
screaming in agony, begging that your cartoon gods had actually let you
use the brains they gave you to do some real good in the world instead
of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled redolent hideousness that
personifies all you believe in. You and your cult of death should be
exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can get on with the
real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I actually have
more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your "brethren." The
ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a whole
different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)

I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect fit
for the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't be
shy. Don't be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?

Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you
little chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching and
a double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

------------

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox?
Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of
craps
with death? Did Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your
back or latex on your *****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a
sermon
anywhere in the world instead of just your little mud-hut village,
right? Oh, wait, that was a different Italian. But still, we got
images
of the virgin Mary on tortillas. She MUST be real! We got speshul
underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer vigils and TV prophets
who
profit from your particular and especially abhorrent brand of
stupidity.
Our only hope is that you and your skanky bitches inbreed enough to
eventually become the race of subhumans you so dearly long to
become;
slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you or reward you
for
all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim. (Falwell's
dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with
you.
You and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup
(a.a.)
but the entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to
blow
up buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians,
justify
planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic book
characters (and even real comic book characters like that clearly
insane
medieval monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child
rapist
and murderer). I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only
hope
there IS a hell so that people like you will spend all eternity
screaming in agony, begging that your cartoon gods had actually let
you
use the brains they gave you to do some real good in the world
instead
of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled redolent hideousness that
personifies all you believe in. You and your cult of death should be
exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can get on with
the
real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I actually have
more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your "brethren."
The
ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a whole
different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)

I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect
fit
for the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't
be
shy. Don't be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?

Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you
little chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching
and
a double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is
FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

------------

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps

1) In response to:

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

Not entirely true.

You see, on one side, there is both observable fact and mountains of
evidence. This is all accessible through a little thing called
"education".

On the other side, we have nothing but wishful thinking and superstition.

The former is amply able to prove the other side wrong; that has never
been the problem. The problem is in getting the other side to learn to
read.

By: Kelsey Bjarnason
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

2) Does it make sense to intimidate nonbelievers by using various
Bible verses? That's like asserting that Voldemort from _Harry Potter_
is a genuine threat, with the proof being a passage from _The Wizard
of Oz_.

By: Brian E. Clark
Nominated: Hatter23
Seconded: Brenda Nelson

1) In response to:

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

Not entirely true.

You see, on one side, there is both observable fact and mountains of
evidence. This is all accessible through a little thing called
"education".

On the other side, we have nothing but wishful thinking and

The former is amply able to prove the other side wrong; that has never
been the problem. The problem is in getting the other side to learn to
read.

By: Kelsey Bjarnason
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for June 2007.

9) As [Dawkins] reminds us, when you consider the almost infinite
number of possible egg and sperm combinations and the chances against
ever making it to a successful conception, far more people have never
been born than have ever lived. To actually be born is a rare privilege,
there are so many different ways to not exist, or to never have existed
at all. Better to live that brief flash of existence fully than to fret
over some imaginary future existence, don't you think?

By: Steve O
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Brenda Nelson

------------

7) Edmund Burke said "All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men
to do nothing."

Wouldn't that equally apply to your god? "All it takes for evil to
flourish is for god to do nothing."

By:

------------

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps
with death? Did Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your
back or latex on your *****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a sermon
anywhere in the world instead of just your little mud-hut village,
right? Oh, wait, that was a different Italian. But still, we got images
of the virgin Mary on tortillas. She MUST be real! We got speshul
underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer vigils and TV prophets who
profit from your particular and especially abhorrent brand of stupidity.
Our only hope is that you and your skanky bitches inbreed enough to
eventually become the race of subhumans you so dearly long to become;
slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you or reward you for
all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim. (Falwell's
dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with you.
You and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup (a.a.)
but the entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to blow
up buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians, justify
planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic book
characters (and even real comic book characters like that clearly insane
medieval monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child rapist
and murderer). I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only hope
there IS a hell so that people like you will spend all eternity
screaming in agony, begging that your cartoon gods had actually let you
use the brains they gave you to do some real good in the world instead
of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled redolent hideousness that
personifies all you believe in. You and your cult of death should be
exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can get on with the
real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I actually have
more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your "brethren." The
ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a whole
different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)

I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect fit
for the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't be
shy. Don't be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?

Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you
little chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching and
a double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

------------

8)

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps
with death? Did Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your
back or latex on your *****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a sermon
anywhere in the world instead of just your little mud-hut village,
right? Oh, wait, that was a different Italian. But still, we got images
of the virgin Mary on tortillas. She MUST be real! We got speshul
underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer vigils and TV prophets who
profit from your particular and especially abhorrent brand of stupidity.
Our only hope is that you and your skanky bitches inbreed enough to
eventually become the race of subhumans you so dearly long to become;
slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you or reward you for
all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim. (Falwell's
dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with you.
You and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup (a.a.)
but the entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to blow
up buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians, justify
planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic book
characters (and even real comic book characters like that clearly insane
medieval monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child rapist
and murderer). I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only hope
there IS a hell so that people like you will spend all eternity
screaming in agony, begging that your cartoon gods had actually let you
use the brains they gave you to do some real good in the world instead
of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled redolent hideousness that
personifies all you believe in. You and your cult of death should be
exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can get on with the
real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I actually have
more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your "brethren." The
ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a whole
different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)

I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect fit
for the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't be
shy. Don't be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?

Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you
little chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching and
a double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

------------

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

3) In response to:

"The devil doesn't like Latin," writes Tracy Wilkinson in The
Vatican's Exorcists. "That is one of the first things I
learned from Father Gabriele Amorth, long known as Rome's
chief exorcist, even though that has never been his formal
title.

In nominei Darwin, et Dawkins et Spiritui Dobzhansky....
Introebo ad altere environ,
Ad environ qui luetificat juventeum meam.

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for June 2007.

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for June 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 1, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.


------------

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps
with death? Did Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your
back or latex on your *****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a sermon
anywhere in the world instead of just your little mud-hut village,
right? Oh, wait, that was a different Italian. But still, we got images
of the virgin Mary on tortillas. She MUST be real! We got speshul
underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer vigils and TV prophets who
profit from your particular and especially abhorrent brand of stupidity.
Our only hope is that you and your skanky bitches inbreed enough to
eventually become the race of subhumans you so dearly long to become;
slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you or reward you for
all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim. (Falwell's
dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with you.
You and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup (a.a.)
but the entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to blow
up buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians, justify
planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic book
characters (and even real comic book characters like that clearly insane
medieval monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child rapist
and murderer). I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only hope
there IS a hell so that people like you will spend all eternity
screaming in agony, begging that your cartoon gods had actually let you
use the brains they gave you to do some real good in the world instead
of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled redolent hideousness that
personifies all you believe in. You and your cult of death should be
exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can get on with the
real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I actually have
more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your "brethren." The
ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a whole
different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)

I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect fit
for the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't be
shy. Don't be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?

Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you
little chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching and
a double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for June 2007.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Jul 1, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *

------------

9) As [Dawkins] reminds us, when you consider the almost infinite
number of possible egg and sperm combinations and the chances against
ever making it to a successful conception, far more people have never
been born than have ever lived. To actually be born is a rare privilege,
there are so many different ways to not exist, or to never have existed
at all. Better to live that brief flash of existence fully than to fret
over some imaginary future existence, don't you think?

By: Steve O
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Brenda Nelson

------------

* * * * *
1) In response to:

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

Not entirely true.

You see, on one side, there is both observable fact and mountains of
evidence. This is all accessible through a little thing called
"education".

On the other side, we have nothing but wishful thinking and superstition.

The former is amply able to prove the other side wrong; that has never
been the problem. The problem is in getting the other side to learn to
read.

By: Kelsey Bjarnason
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

3) In response to:

"The devil doesn't like Latin," writes Tracy Wilkinson in The
Vatican's Exorcists. "That is one of the first things I
learned from Father Gabriele Amorth, long known as Rome's
chief exorcist, even though that has never been his formal title.

In nominei Darwin, et Dawkins et Spiritui Dobzhansky....
Introebo ad altere environ,
Ad environ qui luetificat juventeum meam.

By: atheistluke
Nominated: Lisbeth Andersson
Seconded: Pastor Kutchie

------------

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did
they make childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps
with death? Did Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your
back or latex on your *****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a
sermon anywhere in the world instead of just your little mud-hut
village, right? Oh, wait, that was a different Italian. But still, we
got images of the virgin Mary on tortillas. She MUST be real! We got
speshul underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer vigils and TV
prophets who profit from your particular and especially abhorrent brand
of stupidity. Our only hope is that you and your skanky bitches inbreed
enough to eventually become the race of subhumans you so dearly long to
become; slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you or reward
you for all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim.
(Falwell's dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual
speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with you.
You and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup (a.a.)
but the entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to
blow up buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians,
justify planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic
book characters (and even real comic book characters like that clearly
insane medieval monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child
rapist and murderer). I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only
hope there IS a hell so that people like you will spend all eternity
screaming in agony, begging that your cartoon gods had actually let you
use the brains they gave you to do some real good in the world instead
of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled redolent hideousness that
personifies all you believe in. You and your cult of death should be
exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can get on with the
real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I actually have
more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your "brethren."
The ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a whole
different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)
I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect
fit for the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't
be shy. Don't be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?
Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you
little chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching and
a double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos
Nominated: Smiler
Seconded: Uncle Vic

------------

1) In response to:

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

Not entirely true.

You see, on one side, there is both observable fact and mountains of
evidence. This is all accessible through a little thing called
"education".

On the other side, we have nothing but wishful thinking and superstition.

The former is amply able to prove the other side wrong; that has never
been the problem. The problem is in getting the other side to learn to
read.

By: Kelsey Bjarnason
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

1) In response to:

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

Not entirely true.

You see, on one side, there is both observable fact and mountains of
evidence. This is all accessible through a little thing called
"education".

On the other side, we have nothing but wishful thinking and superstition.

The former is amply able to prove the other side wrong; that has never
been the problem. The problem is in getting the other side to learn to
read.

By: Kelsey Bjarnason
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

2) Does it make sense to intimidate nonbelievers by using various Bible
verses? That's like asserting that Voldemort from _Harry Potter_ is a
genuine threat, with the proof being a passage from _The Wizard of Oz_.

6) The real origin of atheism--a play in one act by Doc Smartass:

Religious *****: God blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
god god god blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah god blah blah blah
blah damnation blah hell blah heaven blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
screw little altar boys blah blah blah blah blah blah blah god god god.

First atheist: "I don't believe you."

The end.

By: Doc Smartass
Nominated: Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
Seconded: MarkA

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you ignorant
little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they build that
fucking computer for you? Did they cure polio? Smallpox? Did they make
childbirth a routine part of life instead of a game of craps with death? Did
Jesus put your rubber on the road, polyester on your back or latex on your
*****? All praise to Him who lets you hear a sermon anywhere in the world
instead of just your little mud-hut village, right? Oh, wait, that was a
different Italian. But still, we got images of the virgin Mary on tortillas.
She MUST be real! We got speshul underwear and crystal cathedrals and prayer
vigils and TV prophets who profit from your particular and especially
abhorrent brand of stupidity. Our only hope is that you and your skanky
bitches inbreed enough to eventually become the race of subhumans you so
dearly long to become; slaves to an invisible sky pixie who will punish you
or reward you for all eternity depending on its current slime-coated whim.
(Falwell's dead. I guess you'll need to find another spiritual speculum.)

You are a joke. You are a laugh. You drag the rest of us down with you. You
and all the other cretins who infest not only this newsgroup (a.a.) but the
entire world, who make your unfounded beliefs the reason to blow up
buildings, maim women and children, kill innocent civilians, justify
planet-wide genocidal pogroms in the name of fictional comic book characters
(and even real comic book characters like that clearly insane medieval
monster Mohammed, the currently vogue superhero child rapist and murderer).
I'm with Christopher Hitchens on this one. I only hope there IS a hell so
that people like you will spend all eternity screaming in agony, begging that
your cartoon gods had actually let you use the brains they gave you to do
some real good in the world instead of more of the same putrid, sewage-filled
redolent hideousness that personifies all you believe in. You and your cult
of death should be exterminated like a swarm of ants so the rest of us can
get on with the real business of pest-free living. (That being said, I
actually have more respect for a colony of ants than I do you and your
"brethren." The ants are just doing what ants must do to survive. You have a
whole different purpose [Cf. polio, smallpox, &C.].)

I wish I knew where you lived, because I have a 2x4 that's a perfect fit for
the back of your skull. And why not? You ain't using it. Don't be shy. Don't
be afraid. Don't you believe Jesus will protect you?

Nah, you don't believe in your storybook god that much, do you, you little
chickenshit *****.

I think the word I'm looking for here (after so much soul-searching and a
double dose of my non-diety-approved hypertension medication) is FOAD!

And soon, please. We need the oxygen you're wasting.

By: chibiabos Nominated: Smiler Seconded: Uncle Vic

4) In response to:

Manning lies, as usual. Because I receive revelations I am judged by
antiChrist fools to be insane, and on what basis?

The basis of "you're a loony!"

By: Mark K. Bilbo
Nominated: Christopher A.Lee
Seconded: Hannele

1) In response to:

One side cannot prove the other side wrong in regards to this.

Not entirely true.

You see, on one side, there is both observable fact and mountains of
evidence. This is all accessible through a little thing called
"education".

On the other side, we have nothing but wishful thinking and superstition.

The former is amply able to prove the other side wrong; that has never
been the problem. The problem is in getting the other side to learn to
read.

By: Kelsey Bjarnason
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold

8) So. How you liking them late Stone Age Middle Eastern myths, you
ignorant little *****? Working well for you, are they? Did they
build that fucking computer for you?