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Topic:	Religions > Atheism
User:	"nemo"
Date:	27 Mar 2005 01:34:00 PM
Object:	aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.
Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *
1) The rapture's already happened and Jimmy Hoffa was the only one
worthy.
By: Witziges Rätsel
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: lizzard woman
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2) In response to:

If there is, and was, only "one god", then what the hell
is this paranoid schitzophrenic gaaaawd yammering about?

Obviously there must be a bunch of gawds or else why would this one be
so paranoid? He sounds like a runt bully who wants to get your lunch
money before the bigger bullies show up and kick his *****.
By: Dave
Nominated: towelie
Seconded: Meteorite Debris
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3) Please come back just as soon as you establish that our desire for
survival and our sympathy and empathy for others no longer has a useful
function. I can easily attach a rational value to my feelings. It is
quite obvious that if we were all free of such feelings (i.e. if we were
all psychopathic) society along with all of its benefits would cease to
exist. In addition to that it is just those feelings and my association
with others based on those feelings that makes my life worthwhile. I do
not want to override them, and I do not need a god to tell me that.
By: thomas p
Nominated: James, The Apostle that Jesus Molested or Martin Crisp
Seconded: Liz
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4) Christianity is not a religion of love and hope. It is a religion of
hate and fear. It's a religion of 'you're either for us or 'agin' us'.
It's a religion of, if you aren't one of us, you are going to hell to
suffer horrible agonies for all eternity (unless you're saladbar
Christian, and that's a whole nother story). It's a religion of cringing
in fear, resentment, ignorance and pulling your forelock. But,
basically, it is a religion of fear.
By: Michelle Malkin
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
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5) In response to:

Yep. The saliva of *all* snakes, including "harmless" ones, is mildly
toxic. However, in the vast majority of cases, it produces no effect
in humans beyond a mild stinging or burning sensation.

Much like Duke's posts.
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Budikka666
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold
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6) "You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only
of sight and sound but of the mindless. A journey into a devastated land
whose boundaries are only those of fundamentalist theology and Neocon
ideology . That's a bullet riddled signpost up ahead: your next stop:
the Dubya Zone!"
"But first a word from our Sponsor - Halliburton, et al."
By: johac
Nominated: Harry F. Leopold
Seconded: stoney
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7) In response to request for votes on a Twit nomination:
Sure - he has my vote - it's the atheist version of praying for someone.
By: Kate
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: Raptor514
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8) In response to:

Anyone know how Noah stopped all those animals from eating each other?

Hot sauce.
By: Vic Sagerquist
Nominated: lizzard woman
Seconded: Tink
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9) In response to:

Unbelievable! But .... where is aa#2219.1? Did he or she convert?
Did he or she found the true meaning of god®?

Yes. Absolutely. 2219.1 is, in fact, the *only person who ever found
this "god" people yap about so much.
Unfortunately, she forgot to poke holes in the lid of the jar.
By: Mark K. Bilbo
Nominated: Kate
Seconded: Enkidu
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10) There is no god and nobody is his prophet.
By: Mani Deli
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: James, The Apostle that Jesus Molested
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11) If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me
with an IQ of 51.
By: David Francis
Nominated: Jez
Seconded: Robibnikoff
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12) It is only hearsay that says that hearsay is inadmissible, so that
argument for inadmissability is inadmissable..
By: Virgil
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: David V.
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13) Re: 62 ft Jesus in Ohio:
So, does this illustrate the bible verse where Zombie Jesus clawed his
way out of his grave to feed on the brains of his followers, only to
starve to death?
By: Brian Westley
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Robibnikoff
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14) You're trying to use science on a flock of gabbling crucifix
junkies? Good luck.
By: Bubbabob
Nominated: Martin Crisp
Seconded: Harry F. Leopold
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15) I never thought I'd see the day when a Christian actually admitted
that the best -- nay, perfect -- Christian is the ones who is literally
brain dead.
And here I've been thinking it was an insult all these years.
By: Tukla Ratte
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: Brian Westley
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16) In response to:

I notice you ran away from our previous argument.

It's like in sports, when the other team is giving you a thrashing, and
you abandon the stadium, jump on a bus, drive to another stadium, and
send the other team a note daring them to come play you.
Repeat as needed.
By: Bobby D. Bryant
Nominated: Secular Fundamentalist
Seconded: Uncle Buck
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.

RULES

1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.

2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:

a. The quote is a brief piece of text

b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable),
and is original (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)

c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism

d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;

e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)

3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.

If a quote is miscategorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
to appear in the correct category, with approriate notification.

4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
considered as entries for the contest of the next month.

* When making a nomination, please use this format for the subject
line:
"aa - <A or T as applicable>QOTM Nomination (was: <original thread
name>)"

5. Each atheist or agnostic who visits alt.atheism has one vote to
cast for each category (two votes total).

6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month. During the month,
votes will be ignored. This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
winning.

7. The two winning quotes will be published in the QOTM Archive.

SUMMARY

A nomination must contain the following information:

1. The lines of the quote.

2. Who wrote it.

3. Who nominates or seconds the nomination of this quote (that's you!)

4. Which category this nomination is for.

5. The word "nomination" MUST appear somewhere in the subject line!

6. The original thread title must appear in the subject line.
Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
thread, preferably called "[T/A]QoTM Nomination for [month]." You can
also e-mail it to me (see below).

VOTING

1. In the last five days of the month you can cast your vote in both
categories.

2. Votes must be placed in the designated thread.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.

User: "eyelessgame"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 05:01:42 PM

#3 was very very good (I wish I'd written it; I've said similar things)
but given the overwhelming topic of much of the past month, I have to
go with this:

------------

15) I never thought I'd see the day when a Christian actually

admitted

that the best -- nay, perfect -- Christian is the ones who is

literally

brain dead.

And here I've been thinking it was an insult all these years.

By: Tukla Ratte
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: Brian Westley

eyelessgame
.

User: "David H."
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 01:46:33 PM

"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...

I like this one:

3) Please come back just as soon as you establish that our desire for
survival and our sympathy and empathy for others no longer has a useful
function. I can easily attach a rational value to my feelings. It is
quite obvious that if we were all free of such feelings (i.e. if we were
all psychopathic) society along with all of its benefits would cease to
exist. In addition to that it is just those feelings and my association
with others based on those feelings that makes my life worthwhile. I do
not want to override them, and I do not need a god to tell me that.

By: thomas p
Nominated: James, The Apostle that Jesus Molested or Martin Crisp
Seconded: Liz

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David H. aa #2217
.

User: "Woden"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 07:47:57 PM

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in
news:nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
Number 3 gets my vote.

------------

3) Please come back just as soon as you establish that our desire for
survival and our sympathy and empathy for others no longer has a
useful function. I can easily attach a rational value to my feelings.
It is quite obvious that if we were all free of such feelings (i.e. if
we were all psychopathic) society along with all of its benefits would
cease to exist. In addition to that it is just those feelings and my
association with others based on those feelings that makes my life
worthwhile. I do not want to override them, and I do not need a god
to tell me that.

By: thomas p
Nominated: James, The Apostle that Jesus Molested or Martin Crisp
Seconded: Liz

--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 02:13:04 PM

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in alt.atheism

6) "You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only
of sight and sound but of the mindless. A journey into a devastated land
whose boundaries are only those of fundamentalist theology and Neocon
ideology . That's a bullet riddled signpost up ahead: your next stop:
the Dubya Zone!"
"But first a word from our Sponsor - Halliburton, et al."
By: johac

This one.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Mike Smith"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 09:34:07 PM

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
#13
__________________________________________
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Mike Smith | aa #1164 | Founder of SMASH
__________________________________________
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
"Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth."
- Psalms 58:6
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User: "Olrik"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 05:36:06 AM

*nemo* wrote:

15) I never thought I'd see the day when a Christian actually admitted
that the best -- nay, perfect -- Christian is the ones who is literally
brain dead.

And here I've been thinking it was an insult all these years.

By: Tukla Ratte
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: Brian Westley

That one. Thanks.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 05:53:14 PM

*nemo* wrote:

Number 9 please.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Incubus"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 07:34:45 PM

*nemo* wrote:

------------

11) If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me
with an IQ of 51.

By: David Francis
Nominated: Jez
Seconded: Robibnikoff

------------

This one.
.

User: "Incubus"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 07:31:36 PM

*nemo* wrote:

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12) It is only hearsay that says that hearsay is inadmissible, so that
argument for inadmissability is inadmissable..

By: Virgil
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: David V.

------------

This one is in the wrong category. Virgil consistently posts theist
nonsense like the above. Virgil is definitely theist.
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, Nemo.
.

User: *"nemo"*
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 10:41:06 PM

In article <Hs-dncqfcvmEl9rfRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Incubus <in@in.net>
wrote:

*nemo* wrote:

------------

12) It is only hearsay that says that hearsay is inadmissible, so that
argument for inadmissability is inadmissable..

By: Virgil
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: David V.

------------

This one is in the wrong category. Virgil consistently posts theist
nonsense like the above. Virgil is definitely theist.

It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, Nemo.

I've said all I'll say on the subject and so far as I'm concerned, the
matter is closed.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.

User: "Virgil"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 11:45:16 PM

In article <Hs-dncqfcvmEl9rfRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Incubus <in@in.net>
wrote:

*nemo* wrote:

------------

12) It is only hearsay that says that hearsay is inadmissible, so that
argument for inadmissability is inadmissable..

By: Virgil
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: David V.

------------

This one is in the wrong category. Virgil consistently posts theist
nonsense like the above. Virgil is definitely theist.

Which god(s) does Simple Septic claim I believe in?
Since, to the best of my own knowledge I don't believe in any of them, I
would be interested in knowing which ones Simple Septic alleges I
believe in.
As far as I can see, Simple Septic, AKA Incubus, at least for the
moment, is at least as much of a theist as I am, and in one sense, more.
Simple Septic has a belief, often expressed, about the existence of
gods, but I have no such belief at all.
What I do have is a publicly declared ignorance of whether or not any
gods exist. Simple Septic has an equally publicly declared belief about
whether or not any gods exist.
So that Simple Septic is a true believer, but I am not.
.

User: "Incubus"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 06:48:56 AM

Virgil wrote:

What I do have is a publicly declared ignorance of whether or not any
gods exist.

So there might be one, because you are ignorant of proof there is not,
as you consistently argue? Google argument from ignorance.
.

User: "Tink"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 11:11:08 PM

*nemo* wrote:

------------

4) Christianity is not a religion of love and hope. It is a religion of
hate and fear. It's a religion of 'you're either for us or 'agin' us'.
It's a religion of, if you aren't one of us, you are going to hell to
suffer horrible agonies for all eternity (unless you're saladbar
Christian, and that's a whole nother story). It's a religion of cringing
in fear, resentment, ignorance and pulling your forelock. But,
basically, it is a religion of fear.

By: Michelle Malkin
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist

------------

This one.
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
.

User: "Ian Braidwood"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 07:07:07 PM

*nemo* wrote:

11) If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me
with an IQ of 51.

By: David Francis
Nominated: Jez
Seconded: Robibnikoff

This one, thanks.
(-: Ian :-)
.

User: "Jez"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 07:49:27 PM

*nemo* wrote:

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

This one gets my vote !

--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
.

User: "Kevin Anthoney"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 01:57:56 PM

*nemo* wrote:
This one for me:

------------

15) I never thought I'd see the day when a Christian actually admitted
that the best -- nay, perfect -- Christian is the ones who is literally
brain dead.

And here I've been thinking it was an insult all these years.

By: Tukla Ratte
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: Brian Westley

------------

--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
.

User: "MarkA"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 03:42:55 PM

11) If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me with
an IQ of 51.

By: David Francis
Nominated: Jez
Seconded: Robibnikoff

I like this one. Not profound, but very cute.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
.

User: "Claytonus Vs. Godzilla"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 11:52:55 PM

4) Christianity is not a religion of love and hope. It is a religion of
hate and fear. It's a religion of 'you're either for us or 'agin' us'.
It's a religion of, if you aren't one of us, you are going to hell to
suffer horrible agonies for all eternity (unless you're saladbar
Christian, and that's a whole nother story). It's a religion of cringing
in fear, resentment, ignorance and pulling your forelock. But,
basically, it is a religion of fear.

By: Michelle Malkin
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist

This one
.

User: "Uncle Buck"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 06:07:08 PM

I know I seconded the last one, but seeing them all now, I find I
really rather like #3.

--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
.

User: "Secular Fundamentalist"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 06:10:02 PM

I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for March
2005.

....
Difficult choice this month. Some real gems, but this one has to be
it:

16) In response to:

I notice you ran away from our previous argument.

David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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User: "DCinON"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 05:31:13 PM

I'll vote for #4
Thanks!
Doug
.

User: "Siobhan Burke"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	30 Mar 2005 04:30:26 PM

In article <nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005
@news1.west.earthlink.net>,

says...

This one.
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	30 Mar 2005 07:51:12 AM

In article <nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

------------

8) In response to:

Anyone know how Noah stopped all those animals from eating each other?

Hot sauce.

By: Vic Sagerquist
Nominated: lizzard woman
Seconded: Tink

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I like No. 8
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.

User: "Frank J Warner"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	29 Mar 2005 02:17:22 AM

In article <nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Second month in a row I have to vote for Mickey.
Number 4:

-Frank
--
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
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User: "BDK"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 03:57:12 PM

In article <nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net says...

This one...

11) If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me
with an IQ of 51.

By: David Francis
Nominated: Jez
Seconded: Robibnikoff

------------

BDK
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User: "Vic Sagerquist"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 07:28:53 PM

On 27 Mar 2005, *nemo* dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

15 for me.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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User: "James, The Apostle that Jesus Molested"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 05:01:04 AM

On Mar 28, 2005, nemo* sent message
<nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>, which allegedly
said:

This one, but...
Do I get two votes as well as two mentions on the nomination line? :-P
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792 Almost always SMASHed
AIM: Hypercube3141592
ICQ: 137333576
email: as given, or whatever you like @ tesseract.com.au
ph: http://www.whitepages.com.au/
.

User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 09:00:01 AM

On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:34:00 -0600, nemo* wrote
(in article <nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>):

snip

9) In response to:

Unbelievable! But .... where is aa#2219.1? Did he or she convert?
Did he or she found the true meaning of god®?

Some pretty good ones this week, but this one was the one that made both
Diane and I laugh the loudest.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³It¹s not over till the fat whale farts.²
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User: "Meteorite Debris"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 05:01:15 AM

On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:34:00 GMT the ET form known as
*nemo*<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> sent a radio signal across the
vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.

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10) There is no god and nobody is his prophet.

By: Mani Deli
Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: James, The Apostle that Jesus Molested

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Close one between 4, 10 and 15 but I'll settle on this one number 10.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
.

User: "Douglas Berry"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 04:40:33 PM

On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:34:00 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
#15

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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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User: "Liz"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	27 Mar 2005 11:54:11 PM

On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:34:00 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> in news message
<nemo0037-381B93.08350227032005@news1.west.earthlink.net> wrote:
After much internal debate, I choose #9.

9) In response to:

Unbelievable! But .... where is aa#2219.1? Did he or she convert?
Did he or she found the true meaning of god®?

Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass"
Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! AQOTM for March 2005	28 Mar 2005 09:05:09 AM