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21 Sep 2007 03:42:44 AM |
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aa - The polls are open! AQOTM for Sep 2007 |
As I mentioned a little while back, I'm heading out today to catch a
ride on a cruise with Mickey, so I'm posting the ballots early this
month. Things will even out next month. C-ya!
Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for September
2007. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Sep 30, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
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1) Some people will believe anything. Have you heard the one about the
god who impregnated a virgin using another third of himself to produce
the third third of himself, who, some thirty years later, was killed and
raised from the dead promising to return within the lifetime of those
listening to the promise after going away and leaving the second third
in his place?
By: Liz
Nominated: skyeyes
Seconded: Doc Smartass
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2) Yes I hear atheism is a religion and so I am intent on determining
what it is you do everyday as you live? What methodologies do you
adhere to, intoxicating rants and mantras do you sing and dance to? Any
beads or amulets used, specific candles or rocks, supposed powerful
words or spells spoken? Any kneeling down, or sticking your head under
the sand, rights given to any fluids for gratuitous effect?
By: Xtrchessreal
Nominated: Martin Phipps
Seconded: Hatter
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3) Your [die-hard Christians] brains may not be able to cope with
reality, the cold hard truth. You can't expect a pocket calculator to
play a PS3 game.
By: Luke
Nominated: Panama Floyd
Seconded: Lucifer
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4) And while, in most cases, I agree that parents are the best people
to decide what is right for their children, they also have a
responsibility to treat them as human beings and not chattel.
By: Liz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Doc Smartass
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5) Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread the
word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind of
personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the audience's
space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
By: Christopher A.Lee
Nominated: Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
Seconded: Michael Gray
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6) Here's an idea: scientists should announce that they have been able
to create artificial *souls*. Since there would be no way to disprove
their claim, the religionists would just have to implode....
By: MarkA
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Uncle Vic
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7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
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8) I feel pity for you deluded fools. You are frauds that try to sell
fire insurance for the after life. You do not value this life, and
dream of a pie in the sky existence after death. You cheapen this life
and this world, dreaming of the day when you can sport that big fat
woody watching those of us the did care, burn for eternity. You
threaten us with lies, make claims you can not support and cry like
babies when we show you how flimsy your house of cards really is. You
are all nothing but frightened children, scared of the monsters under
your bed and clinging to the security blanket of superstition and
fantasy. You are Christians, some of the bloodiest killers in history
and I don't believe you.
By: Rev. Karl E. Taylor
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Michelle Malkin
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9) Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet" (to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of
Texas") by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
By: Doc Smartass
Nominated: Tink
Seconded: Robibnikoff
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10) Don't waste your time playing soccer with your kids in the park, go
sit on your ***** in a church and listen to some shallow, shrivelled husk
of a man drone on about the meaning of life, when he's never truely
lived, and the importance of family when he has none. Yeah, that's the
ticket!
What a bunch of losers, too ignorant, too caught up in their sorry
excuse for the meaningful existance others have created for themselves
that the only thing left for them to do is squawk and hiss at those who
live the life that's passing them by.
By: Enkidu
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Panama Floyd
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11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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12) Oh man, you're going to get a lecture from V now.
"Thank you for your comment, Hatter. As we all know, it is the mind
manacled militant atheist who destroys the peace of others by ignoring
their inner gods of indigestion and gonorrhea (I can never remember what
they're called) by letting their hatred disturb the blessed peace within
my superbly spritually balanced head. While I believe in no gods, when I
listen to the gods of indigestion and gonorrhea they tell me that I am
spiritually spiritual in an exemplary way when I get kicked out of
lists, so I must do so to show the mind manacled militant atheists the
right way, the right thoughts, the right position to hold your pinkie,
and that a multitude of opinions do not mean I am an *****. No, Hatter, it
is my ***** who is an *****, but the mind manacled militant atheist decieves
himself through his hatred into believing that the rest of me is the
same as my *****."
By: Neil Kelsey
Nominated: Panama Floyd
Seconded: Ghod
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13) Sometimes you've just got to rant. Thanks to the deep rooted
religious hatred of women, anything remotely pertaining to female
sexuality is just wrong and dirty by definition, and tonight there was a
perfect example of this.
Viagra, cialis and other drugs designed to let men have more and better
sex are constantly advertised on TV, in print and probably on the radio.
Viagra even has a commercial in which a bunch of guys are jamming in a
basement, singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas".
Tonight, a commercial break during the evening news ended with one of
these Viva Viagra commercials, and the next news story was about the
Panned Parenthood facility that is facing protests in Ohio. Planned
Parenthood provides many vital services for women, including getting
pregnant and having a healthy pregnancy, but it was referred to as an
abortion clinic, and the priests and gospel singers and protesters had
their little anti-abortion signs and pictures and stuff, marching around
the property.
---------
US sexual attitudes in a nut shell. Protest Planned Parenthood because
it's a complete women's health clinic. Protest an actual cancer vaccine
because it'll promote female whoredom. Protest Plan B contraceptives
because women are just too stupid to understand how to use it. It's
enough that men enjoy having sex; women should be thankful we get to
pleasure men. That's all god and the fundies want.
By: L. Raymond
Nominated: Michelle Malkin
Seconded: Michael Gray
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.
RULES
1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.
2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:
a. The quote is a brief piece of text
b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable),
and is original (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)
c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism
d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;
e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)
3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.
If a quote is miscategorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
to appear in the correct category, with approriate notification.
4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
considered as entries for the contest of the next month.
* When making a nomination, please use this format for the subject
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name>)"
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cast for each category (two votes total).
6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month. During the month,
votes will be ignored. This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
winning.
7. The two winning quotes will be published in the QOTM Archive.
SUMMARY
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1. The lines of the quote.
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Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
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VOTING
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Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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21 Sep 2007 09:51:19 AM |
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11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
This one.
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22 Sep 2007 03:07:27 PM |
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#11
Gail
aa#2247
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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21 Sep 2007 08:51:59 AM |
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ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Mike Smith | aa #1164 | Founder of SMASH
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"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and
my bowels were moved for him." - Song of Solomon 5:4
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21 Sep 2007 07:14:02 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote in
news:13f7105d4d6ia2b@corp.supernews.com:
I think #8 this month.
8) I feel pity for you deluded fools. You are frauds that try to sell
fire insurance for the after life. You do not value this life, and
dream of a pie in the sky existence after death. You cheapen this life
and this world, dreaming of the day when you can sport that big fat
woody watching those of us the did care, burn for eternity. You
threaten us with lies, make claims you can not support and cry like
babies when we show you how flimsy your house of cards really is. You
are all nothing but frightened children, scared of the monsters under
your bed and clinging to the security blanket of superstition and
fantasy. You are Christians, some of the bloodiest killers in history
and I don't believe you.
By: Rev. Karl E. Taylor
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Michelle Malkin
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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22 Sep 2007 06:46:48 AM |
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*nemo* said:
Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for September
2007. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread.
Liked 9 and 13 but they were rather long quotes, so my vote goes to #11.
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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8) I feel pity for you deluded fools. You are frauds that try to sell
fire insurance for the after life. You do not value this life, and
dream of a pie in the sky existence after death. You cheapen this life
and this world, dreaming of the day when you can sport that big fat
woody watching those of us the did care, burn for eternity. You
threaten us with lies, make claims you can not support and cry like
babies when we show you how flimsy your house of cards really is. You
are all nothing but frightened children, scared of the monsters under
your bed and clinging to the security blanket of superstition and
fantasy. You are Christians, some of the bloodiest killers in history
and I don't believe you.
By: Rev. Karl E. Taylor
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Michelle Malkin
I'm voting for myself this time, cuz I really like what I said.
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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21 Sep 2007 08:42:20 PM |
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21 Sep 2007 12:24:10 PM |
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11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
Carl
aa #1966
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
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| User: "Olrik" |
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21 Sep 2007 11:28:39 PM |
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7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
Short & sweet.
Thanks.
Olrik
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| User: "jemcd 1" |
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21 Sep 2007 12:17:53 PM |
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7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
This one for me, tough choice since there's so much great stuff.
I just love it when they shoot themselves in the proverbial foot and
somebody nails them, so I can't resist this one.
A sincere tip of the hat for all the nominees, thanks to them all for
the great reading.
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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23 Sep 2007 07:21:39 AM |
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Another tough choice. I vote for #10
10) Don't waste your time playing soccer with your kids in the
park, go sit on your ***** in a church and listen to some shallow,
shrivelled husk of a man drone on about the meaning of life, when
he's never truely lived, and the importance of family when he has
none. Yeah, that's the ticket!
What a bunch of losers, too ignorant, too caught up in their
sorry excuse for the meaningful existance others have created for
themselves that the only thing left for them to do is squawk and
hiss at those who live the life that's passing them by.
By: Enkidu
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Panama Floyd
Lisbeth.
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The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
*What we know is not nearly as interesting as *how we know it.
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Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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21 Sep 2007 04:34:09 PM |
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I have to have this one:
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
Andy
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| User: "Syd M." |
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21 Sep 2007 02:50:19 PM |
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I like this one:
5) Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread the
word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind of
personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the audience's
space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
By: Christopher A.Lee
Nominated: Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
Seconded: Michael Gray
PDW, AA# ()
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21 Sep 2007 11:51:50 AM |
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I'll stick to my own nomination this time
(though some of the others are equal to it)
7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
Peter van Velzen
September 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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23 Sep 2007 01:53:05 PM |
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I'll vote for #10
Doug
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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21 Sep 2007 01:37:35 PM |
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In article <13f7105d4d6ia2b@corp.supernews.com>,
*nemo* said...
This one, please.
5) Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread the
word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind of
personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the audience's
space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
By: Christopher A.Lee
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Brian E. Clark
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21 Sep 2007 05:41:11 PM |
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In article <13f7105d4d6ia2b@corp.supernews.com>, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
I'm on board for this one:
13) Sometimes you've just got to rant. Thanks to the deep rooted
religious hatred of women, anything remotely pertaining to female
sexuality is just wrong and dirty by definition, and tonight there was a
perfect example of this.
Viagra, cialis and other drugs designed to let men have more and better
sex are constantly advertised on TV, in print and probably on the radio.
Viagra even has a commercial in which a bunch of guys are jamming in a
basement, singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas".
Tonight, a commercial break during the evening news ended with one of
these Viva Viagra commercials, and the next news story was about the
Panned Parenthood facility that is facing protests in Ohio. Planned
Parenthood provides many vital services for women, including getting
pregnant and having a healthy pregnancy, but it was referred to as an
abortion clinic, and the priests and gospel singers and protesters had
their little anti-abortion signs and pictures and stuff, marching around
the property.
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US sexual attitudes in a nut shell. Protest Planned Parenthood because
it's a complete women's health clinic. Protest an actual cancer vaccine
because it'll promote female whoredom. Protest Plan B contraceptives
because women are just too stupid to understand how to use it. It's
enough that men enjoy having sex; women should be thankful we get to
pleasure men. That's all god and the fundies want.
By: L. Raymond
Nominated: Michelle Malkin
Seconded: Michael Gray
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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21 Sep 2007 07:33:09 AM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400 *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> carved the following into the hard
stone of alt.atheism
Lucky #13 for me this time around.
13) Sometimes you've just got to rant. Thanks to the deep rooted
religious hatred of women, anything remotely pertaining to female
sexuality is just wrong and dirty by definition, and tonight there was a
perfect example of this.
Viagra, cialis and other drugs designed to let men have more and better
sex are constantly advertised on TV, in print and probably on the radio.
Viagra even has a commercial in which a bunch of guys are jamming in a
basement, singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas".
Tonight, a commercial break during the evening news ended with one of
these Viva Viagra commercials, and the next news story was about the
Panned Parenthood facility that is facing protests in Ohio. Planned
Parenthood provides many vital services for women, including getting
pregnant and having a healthy pregnancy, but it was referred to as an
abortion clinic, and the priests and gospel singers and protesters had
their little anti-abortion signs and pictures and stuff, marching around
the property.
---------
US sexual attitudes in a nut shell. Protest Planned Parenthood because
it's a complete women's health clinic. Protest an actual cancer vaccine
because it'll promote female whoredom. Protest Plan B contraceptives
because women are just too stupid to understand how to use it. It's
enough that men enjoy having sex; women should be thankful we get to
pleasure men. That's all god and the fundies want.
By: L. Raymond
Nominated: Michelle Malkin
Seconded: Michael Gray
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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23 Sep 2007 03:40:17 PM |
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Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:mfe7f3topivgclae6j3e8albh0pu3nb3n8@4ax.com:
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400 *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> carved the following into the hard
stone of alt.atheism
Lucky #13 for me this time around.
13) Sometimes you've just got to rant. Thanks to the deep rooted
religious hatred of women, anything remotely pertaining to female
sexuality is just wrong and dirty by definition, and tonight there was
a
perfect example of this.
Viagra, cialis and other drugs designed to let men have more and better
sex are constantly advertised on TV, in print and probably on the
radio.
Viagra even has a commercial in which a bunch of guys are jamming in a
basement, singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas".
Tonight, a commercial break during the evening news ended with one of
these Viva Viagra commercials, and the next news story was about the
Panned Parenthood facility that is facing protests in Ohio. Planned
Parenthood provides many vital services for women, including getting
pregnant and having a healthy pregnancy, but it was referred to as an
abortion clinic, and the priests and gospel singers and protesters had
their little anti-abortion signs and pictures and stuff, marching
around
the property.
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US sexual attitudes in a nut shell. Protest Planned Parenthood because
it's a complete women's health clinic. Protest an actual cancer
vaccine
because it'll promote female whoredom. Protest Plan B contraceptives
because women are just too stupid to understand how to use it. It's
enough that men enjoy having sex; women should be thankful we get to
pleasure men. That's all god and the fundies want.
By: L. Raymond
Nominated: Michelle Malkin
Seconded: Michael Gray
(having to piggyback--accidentally filtered out the original)
This one.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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23 Sep 2007 07:22:55 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99B49F7231500askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:mfe7f3topivgclae6j3e8albh0pu3nb3n8@4ax.com:
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400 *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> carved the following into the hard
stone of alt.atheism
Lucky #13 for me this time around.
13) Sometimes you've just got to rant. Thanks to the deep rooted
religious hatred of women, anything remotely pertaining to female
sexuality is just wrong and dirty by definition, and tonight there was
a
perfect example of this.
Viagra, cialis and other drugs designed to let men have more and better
sex are constantly advertised on TV, in print and probably on the
radio.
Viagra even has a commercial in which a bunch of guys are jamming in a
basement, singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas".
Tonight, a commercial break during the evening news ended with one of
these Viva Viagra commercials, and the next news story was about the
Panned Parenthood facility that is facing protests in Ohio. Planned
Parenthood provides many vital services for women, including getting
pregnant and having a healthy pregnancy, but it was referred to as an
abortion clinic, and the priests and gospel singers and protesters had
their little anti-abortion signs and pictures and stuff, marching
around
the property.
---------
US sexual attitudes in a nut shell. Protest Planned Parenthood because
it's a complete women's health clinic. Protest an actual cancer
vaccine
because it'll promote female whoredom. Protest Plan B contraceptives
because women are just too stupid to understand how to use it. It's
enough that men enjoy having sex; women should be thankful we get to
pleasure men. That's all god and the fundies want.
By: L. Raymond
Nominated: Michelle Malkin
Seconded: Michael Gray
(having to piggyback--accidentally filtered out the original)
This one.
I'm still not getting all the vote notifications. I'd like
to vote for this one, too.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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On 2007-09-21 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> said:
9) Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet" (to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of
Texas") by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
By: Doc Smartass
Nominated: Tink
Seconded: Robibnikoff
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This one, duh.
--
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Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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24 Sep 2007 07:28:43 AM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:42:44 -0500, nemo* wrote
(in article <13f7105d4d6ia2b@corp.supernews.com>):
7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
This one.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³That's their whole point. They put a Groucho Marx mask on their god and call
him an 'intelligent designer.' No one is supposed to notice.³- johac
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22 Sep 2007 03:08:00 PM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
I vote for 11.
Honorable mention for Neil Kelsey's hilarious V impression, Doc
Smartass's song, and L. Raymond's rant. All good.
Liz #658 BAAWA
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21 Sep 2007 03:06:56 PM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
This one:
11) Religion is like venereal disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
---
"Faith may not move mountains, but you should see what it does to skyscrapers..."
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21 Sep 2007 09:22:57 PM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo* wrote:
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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I vote for 11. Short, sweet, and dead-on.
--
MarkA
(This space accidentally filled in)
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21 Sep 2007 10:40:26 PM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:22:57 -0400, MarkA <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo* wrote:
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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I vote for 11. Short, sweet, and dead-on.
If this wins, it should be "venereal".
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22 Sep 2007 08:00:14 AM |
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"Christopher A.Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:jh39f3p277qbur749bmpk8vgov41tphnj5@4ax.com...
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:22:57 -0400, MarkA <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo* wrote:
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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I vote for 11. Short, sweet, and dead-on.
If this wins, it should be "venereal".
If it's changed at all, it should be changed to syphilis, so we can add
that, if left untreated, it can lead to insanity.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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22 Sep 2007 02:20:12 AM |
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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:40:26 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:22:57 -0400, MarkA <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:44 -0400, *nemo* wrote:
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you
have it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be
locked up for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
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I vote for 11. Short, sweet, and dead-on.
If this wins, it should be "venereal".
I did not think that it was kosher to "correct" posts?
Some mis-spellings (esp. mein) are deliberate and often subtle puns.
Who is to determine that this is not?
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21 Sep 2007 06:05:57 PM |
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On Sep 21, 1:42 am, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
Wow, this is hard! So many good quotes this month, how to choose?
However, although I didn't see the original post it appeared in, I'm
afraid I've got to vote for Doc Smartass's kick-***** earworm:
9) Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet" (to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of
Texas") by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
By: Doc Smartass
Nominated: Tink
Seconded: Robibnikoff
It scans *perfectly*, and I'm going to be singing it all weekend. I
think somebody should forward it to Keith Olbermann or Jon Stewart!
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professof or Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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21 Sep 2007 07:30:09 AM |
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On Sep 21, 3:42 am, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
This one.
5) Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread the
word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind of
personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the audience's
space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
By: Christopher A.Lee
Nominated: Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
Seconded: Michael Gray
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21 Sep 2007 06:56:32 AM |
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On Sep 21, 4:42 am, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
This one.
7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
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| User: "Martin Phipps" |
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21 Sep 2007 10:00:22 AM |
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On Sep 21, 4:42 pm, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
10) Don't waste your time playing soccer with your kids in the park, go
sit on your ***** in a church and listen to some shallow, shrivelled husk
of a man drone on about the meaning of life, when he's never truely
lived, and the importance of family when he has none. Yeah, that's the
ticket!
This.
Martin
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| User: "Nosterill" |
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21 Sep 2007 07:16:21 AM |
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On Sep 21, 9:42 am, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
As I mentioned a little while back, I'm heading out today to catch a
ride on a cruise with Mickey, so I'm posting the ballots early this
month. Things will even out next month. C-ya!
Here are the nominations for Atheist Quote of the Month for September
2007. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Sep 30, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
(11) Just. I liked (8) a lot too but (11) is succinct and quotable.
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21 Sep 2007 10:44:22 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com>
bloodied us up with this:
9) Here's mine, show us yours:
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet" (to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of
Texas") by Doc "No, I'm Not!" Smartass
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then ***** a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
By: Doc Smartass
Nominated: Tink
Seconded: Robibnikoff
Gimme number nine.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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21 Sep 2007 03:28:12 PM |
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Perfect.
7) In response to:
The entire concept [creating artificial life] is inherently evil and
should be rejected by all decent people, not just Christians.
So your god-character is inherently evil?
By: Denis Loubet
Nominated: Peter van Velzen
Seconded: nemo
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| User: "Frank Mayhar" |
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21 Sep 2007 11:27:47 AM |
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Several good ones, as usual, and while I'll give a nod to Doc Smartass
and his "Deep In the Freakin' Closet" song, I have to go with this one:
13) Sometimes you've just got to rant. Thanks to the deep rooted
religious hatred of women, anything remotely pertaining to female
sexuality is just wrong and dirty by definition, and tonight there was a
perfect example of this.
Viagra, cialis and other drugs designed to let men have more and better
sex are constantly advertised on TV, in print and probably on the radio.
Viagra even has a commercial in which a bunch of guys are jamming in a
basement, singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas".
Tonight, a commercial break during the evening news ended with one of
these Viva Viagra commercials, and the next news story was about the
Panned Parenthood facility that is facing protests in Ohio. Planned
Parenthood provides many vital services for women, including getting
pregnant and having a healthy pregnancy, but it was referred to as an
abortion clinic, and the priests and gospel singers and protesters had
their little anti-abortion signs and pictures and stuff, marching around
the property.
---------
US sexual attitudes in a nut shell. Protest Planned Parenthood because
it's a complete women's health clinic. Protest an actual cancer vaccine
because it'll promote female whoredom. Protest Plan B contraceptives
because women are just too stupid to understand how to use it. It's
enough that men enjoy having sex; women should be thankful we get to
pleasure men. That's all god and the fundies want.
By: L. Raymond
Nominated: Michelle Malkin
Seconded: Michael Gray
Sometimes, you've just got to rant.
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
http://www.zazzle.com/fmayhar*
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21 Sep 2007 10:11:08 PM |
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This one! Very powerful, it seems to me!
M.D.
10) Don't waste your time playing soccer with your kids in the park, go
sit on your ***** in a church and listen to some shallow, shrivelled husk of
a man drone on about the meaning of life, when he's never truely lived,
and the importance of family when he has none. Yeah, that's the ticket!
What a bunch of losers, too ignorant, too caught up in their sorry excuse
for the meaningful existance others have created for themselves that the
only thing left for them to do is squawk and hiss at those who live the
life that's passing them by.
By: Enkidu
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21 Sep 2007 08:50:30 PM |
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This one, No. 11
11) Religion is like venerial disease. I don't hate you because you have
it, but if you're actively trying to spread it, you should be locked up
for the good of society.
By: Panama Floyd
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Christopher A.Lee
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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21 Sep 2007 05:27:51 AM |
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snip
8) I feel pity for you deluded fools. You are frauds that try to sell
fire insurance for the after life. You do not value this life, and dream
of a pie in the sky existence after death. You cheapen this life and this
world, dreaming of the day when you can sport that big fat woody watching
those of us the did care, burn for eternity. You threaten us with lies,
make claims you can not support and cry like babies when we show you how
flimsy your house of cards really is. You are all nothing but frightened
children, scared of the monsters under your bed and clinging to the
security blanket of superstition and fantasy. You are Christians, some of
the bloodiest killers in history and I don't believe you.
By: Rev. Karl E. Taylor
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Michelle Malkin
This one.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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