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25 Jun 2004 03:58:44 AM |
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aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for June 2004 |
Hi, folks! I'm posting the QOTM ballots early this month because I'm
heading out for a few days, and won't be able to post for a bit. Heading
off to Myrtle Beach to visit friends and get in some SCUBA diving before
trudging back to work.
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2004.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
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1) The only thing we all have in common is this: we think we are
Christian. Everything else is up for grabs.
By: DianaC
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: SkArcher
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2) Regarding similarities between Christianity and other religions:
We do not accept their beliefs because of God's own commandment that we
shall not worship other gods. Read the bible and the Ten Commandments
first before you stick your ***** in your mouth.
By: Damion Perez
Nominated: Ron Baker, Pluralitas!
Seconded: bogie
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3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: SkArcher
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4) In response to a typically clueless and obnoxious Xian troll:
You are going to find that God's grace (at least in its Christian form)
is freely given only to those who repent their sins and accept Jesus as
their saviour. People who simply make loud noises about how accepting
they are of Jesus Christ while doing the exact opposite of what He
taught are not in God's grace. They have yet to find it, in fact.
By: Dave Oldridge
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: John Popelish
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5) I only believe in one God, the creator of everything. If believing
in God is not smart to you, I chose not to be smart.
By: gmanon
Nominated: Woden
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
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6) In response to:
"Claiming a false revealed truth" is the same thing as disagreement.
It means the heretic is disagreeing with your idea of the truth.
No, the heretic is pushing an alternative idea as revealed truth.
By: duke
Nominated: GlennGlenn
Seconded: TCS
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7) In response to:
What in Hell do atheists talk about?
Well their not too smart.
By: scott..
Nominated: Robert Schneider
Seconded: Carol Lee Smith
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8) The two heads and mutated arms are a fact.....so let's just deal
with dogs with fins and gills, and girl's next door with antlers and
hooves.
By: Mary Hogan
Nominated: John M Price PhD
Seconded: Desdinova
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9) Evolution is impossible, however, it remains the dream and faith of
the evolutionary religionists. No rational arguments are accepted by
these poor lost souls. They are determined to believe in myths,
suppositions, "just so" stories and anything that excludes God in any
way.
Organs such as the eye, the brain, the nervous system are all extremely
complex in their make up and their functions. The coded information for
these organs has to be there first and exactly correct and complete or
these organs cannot exist. The DNA must come first because it is the
determiner of the pattern and not the other way around. There is no
pathway of functional intermediate stages by which any Darwinian process
could build such a system step by step.
We now know for certain that Darwinain theory is just a story, not a
scientific explanation for the deeper we explore these complex organs
the more we see for ourselves that they cannot be the products of
chance, or chemical and physical laws, let alone matter in motion.
Evolutionary opinions are joining the trash heap of all other charlatan
pseudo-sciences. It is in fact not just dying but is dead and buried.
Let us move on and explore true science and hear no more of this rubbish
called evolution.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: JPG
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
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10) Yawn. Being a Christian doesn't make you super moral. It makes you
forgiven and born again.
By: j weatherly
Nominated: Sagerquist
Seconded: Spooked
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Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.
RULES
1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.
2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:
a. The quote is a brief piece of text;
b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable);
c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism
d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;
e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in
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but a person
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and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
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SUMMARY
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Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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| Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for June 2004 |
25 Jun 2004 01:02:20 PM |
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# 5
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ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Mike Smith | aa #1164 | Founder of SMASH
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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing
in it, doesn't go away." -Philip K. *****
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25 Jun 2004 08:50:03 AM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net...
Hi, folks! I'm posting the QOTM ballots early this month because I'm
heading out for a few days, and won't be able to post for a bit. Heading
off to Myrtle Beach to visit friends and get in some SCUBA diving before
trudging back to work.
This one:
3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: SkArcher
--
aa #2182 Desdinova - EAC Harvester of Eyes
There are none so blind as those who view life filtered
through the stained glass of church windows.
"Christianity has such a contemptible opinion of human
nature that it does not believe a man can tell the truth
unless frightened by a belief in God. No lower opinion
of the human race has ever been expressed."
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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25 Jun 2004 04:26:50 AM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net...
This one please.
9) Evolution is impossible, however, it remains the dream and faith of
the evolutionary religionists. No rational arguments are accepted by
these poor lost souls. They are determined to believe in myths,
suppositions, "just so" stories and anything that excludes God in any
way.
Organs such as the eye, the brain, the nervous system are all extremely
complex in their make up and their functions. The coded information for
these organs has to be there first and exactly correct and complete or
these organs cannot exist. The DNA must come first because it is the
determiner of the pattern and not the other way around. There is no
pathway of functional intermediate stages by which any Darwinian process
could build such a system step by step.
We now know for certain that Darwinain theory is just a story, not a
scientific explanation for the deeper we explore these complex organs
the more we see for ourselves that they cannot be the products of
chance, or chemical and physical laws, let alone matter in motion.
Evolutionary opinions are joining the trash heap of all other charlatan
pseudo-sciences. It is in fact not just dying but is dead and buried.
Let us move on and explore true science and hear no more of this rubbish
called evolution.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: JPG
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Woden wodencharternet" |
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25 Jun 2004 09:15:03 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net:
#5. It tells us alot about believers.
5) I only believe in one God, the creator of everything. If believing
in God is not smart to you, I chose not to be smart.
By: gmanon
Nominated: Woden
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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25 Jun 2004 11:46:00 AM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net:
3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: SkArcher
This'n
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"It is interesting to note that the death
penalty for individuals is less controversial
than the mere suggestion that a few corporations
may have forfeited their right to exist. How many
people does a company have to harm before we question
if it ought to exist?"
-- Paul Hawken
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| User: "Pat Kiewicz" |
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25 Jun 2004 07:02:42 AM |
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*nemo* said:
An unethusiastic vote for this one:
10) Yawn. Being a Christian doesn't make you super moral. It makes you
forgiven and born again.
By: j weatherly
Nominated: Sagerquist
Seconded: Spooked
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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| User: "Olrik" |
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25 Jun 2004 11:19:02 PM |
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*nemo* wrote:
2) Regarding similarities between Christianity and other religions:
We do not accept their beliefs because of God's own commandment that we
shall not worship other gods. Read the bible and the Ten Commandments
first before you stick your ***** in your mouth.
By: Damion Perez
Nominated: Ron Baker, Pluralitas!
Seconded: bogie
That retard gets it.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Dixit" |
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25 Jun 2004 09:43:45 AM |
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*nemo* wrote:
I vote for 7.
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7) In response to:
What in Hell do atheists talk about?
Well their not too smart.
By: scott..
Nominated: Robert Schneider
Seconded: Carol Lee Smith
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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25 Jun 2004 12:51:08 PM |
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*nemo* wrote:
I'll go for this one:
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3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: SkArcher
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--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Robert Schneider" |
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25 Jun 2004 12:28:34 PM |
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7) In response to:
What in Hell do atheists talk about?
Well their not too smart.
By: scott..
Nominated: Robert Schneider
Seconded: Carol Lee Smith
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I vote for #7.
--
I do not believe in the divinity of Christ, and there are many other of the
postulates of the orthodox creed to which I cannot subscribe.
-William Howard Taft, U.S. President
AA #2149
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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26 Jun 2004 12:09:12 PM |
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5) I only believe in one God, the creator of everything. If believing
in God is not smart to you, I chose not to be smart.
By: gmanon
Nominated: Woden
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum at it's new home!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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25 Jun 2004 07:44:42 PM |
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And it came to pass that *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> did write
in alt.atheism, news:nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004
@news01.east.earthlink.net:
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8) The two heads and mutated arms are a fact.....so let's just deal
with dogs with fins and gills, and girl's next door with antlers and
hooves.
By: Mary Hogan
Nominated: John M Price PhD
Seconded: Desdinova
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I thought I lived in some pretty dismal places, but none so bad that the
fairer sex had antlers OR hooves (Hoovers, perhaps :-)
--
Walking on Glass (remove NOSPAM to email me)
AA #2053 Zymurgist #12
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or
you can inoculate...Try science"
Carl Sagan - "The Demon-Haunted World"
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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25 Jun 2004 11:03:29 AM |
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For its brutal factuality, I vote for #1
1) The only thing we all have in common is this: we think we are
Christian. Everything else is up for grabs.
By: DianaC
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: SkArcher
--
John Popelish
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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25 Jun 2004 11:51:31 AM |
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Great Lord *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>, braving the raging
storm, scaled the mighty crag called alt.atheism on Fri, 25 Jun 2004
08:58:44 GMT and screamed this to the uncaring Gods.
Number 5. Too true..
5) I only believe in one God, the creator of everything. If believing
in God is not smart to you, I chose not to be smart.
By: gmanon
Nominated: Woden
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "DCinON" |
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25 Jun 2004 10:35:04 AM |
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I'll vote for #5.
Thanks.
Doug.
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| User: "HarCo Industries" |
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25 Jun 2004 12:00:34 PM |
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I'm new, so I hope it's OK if I vote for #2.
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| User: "John M Price PhD" |
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27 Jun 2004 02:28:06 PM |
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In alt.atheism article <nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net> *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.net> wrote:
: 8) The two heads and mutated arms are a fact.....so let's just deal
: with dogs with fins and gills, and girl's next door with antlers and
: hooves.
: By: Mary Hogan
: Nominated: John M Price PhD
: Seconded: Desdinova
I'll stick with this, though 7 was really, really tempting.
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Contents may not be republished in any form or medium without prior
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Life: Chemistry, but with feeling! | PGP Key on request or FTP!
Email responses to my Usenet articles will be posted at my discretion.
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DETERIORATA
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice -- even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss -- and when.
Remember that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the universe ...
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not, the universe
Is laughing behind your back.
-- National Lampoon
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| User: "johac" |
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26 Jun 2004 02:59:29 AM |
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In article
<nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Hi, folks! I'm posting the QOTM ballots early this month because I'm
heading out for a few days, and won't be able to post for a bit. Heading
off to Myrtle Beach to visit friends and get in some SCUBA diving before
trudging back to work.
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2004.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
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5) I only believe in one God, the creator of everything. If believing
in God is not smart to you, I chose not to be smart.
By: gmanon
Nominated: Woden
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
for unintended irony, No. 5.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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25 Jun 2004 03:46:41 PM |
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In article <nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
5) I only believe in one God, the creator of everything. If believing
in God is not smart to you, I chose not to be smart.
By: gmanon
Nominated: Woden
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
This one. At least until he chooses to be smart.
Lee Dimas
aa#11101111001
Surely you can figure out my address.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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25 Jun 2004 10:22:45 AM |
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On Fri 25 Jun 2004 03:58:44a, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>
kicked back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up
a joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
9) Evolution is impossible, however, it remains the dream and faith of
the evolutionary religionists. No rational arguments are accepted by
these poor lost souls. They are determined to believe in myths,
suppositions, "just so" stories and anything that excludes God in any
way.
Organs such as the eye, the brain, the nervous system are all extremely
complex in their make up and their functions. The coded information for
these organs has to be there first and exactly correct and complete or
these organs cannot exist. The DNA must come first because it is the
determiner of the pattern and not the other way around. There is no
pathway of functional intermediate stages by which any Darwinian process
could build such a system step by step.
We now know for certain that Darwinain theory is just a story, not a
scientific explanation for the deeper we explore these complex organs
the more we see for ourselves that they cannot be the products of
chance, or chemical and physical laws, let alone matter in motion.
Evolutionary opinions are joining the trash heap of all other charlatan
pseudo-sciences. It is in fact not just dying but is dead and buried.
Let us move on and explore true science and hear no more of this rubbish
called evolution.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: JPG
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
I have to vote for this one. I find it incredible and more than a little
amusing how creationists will swear up and down that "everybody knows" that
evolution didn't happen and that the theory is "dead", and paint
evolutionists as a wierd, deluded minority who simply insist on believing
something that no reputable scientist would ever accept -- and all the
while, the entire world around them knows that evolution actually *did*
happen.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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27 Jun 2004 10:52:58 PM |
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On Fri 25 Jun 2004 04:58:44am EDT, one who goes by the
pseudonym "*nemo*" said in alt.atheism:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for
June 2004.
- this one over all the others:
3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: SkArcher
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_T o m_
/a/./a/#1253
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"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through
ignorance that we can solve them." --Isaac Asimov
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25 Jun 2004 08:34:59 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 03:58:44 -0500, nemo* wrote
(in article <nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net>):
This one:
3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou Nominated: Douglas Berry Seconded: SkArcher
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³(B)iological evolution is a team sport.³-Louis Friend
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| User: "Roy Sinnamond" |
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25 Jun 2004 09:02:33 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 +0000, *nemo* wrote:
2) Regarding similarities between Christianity and other religions:
We do not accept their beliefs because of God's own commandment that we
shall not worship other gods. Read the bible and the Ten Commandments
first before you stick your ***** in your mouth.
By: Damion Perez
Nominated: Ron Baker, Pluralitas!
Seconded: bogie
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This one.
--
Roy Sinnamond
aa #1798 EAC Minister of Cognitive Dissonance
roysinnamond at mac dot com
"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the
cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with
which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent
that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history
of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my
own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel."
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25 Jun 2004 09:23:25 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 09:02:33 -0500, Roy Sinnamond <see@my.sig> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 +0000, *nemo* wrote:
2) Regarding similarities between Christianity and other religions:
We do not accept their beliefs because of God's own commandment that we
shall not worship other gods. Read the bible and the Ten Commandments
first before you stick your ***** in your mouth.
By: Damion Perez
Nominated: Ron Baker, Pluralitas!
Seconded: bogie
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This one.
Me too.
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25 Jun 2004 11:07:54 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT the ET form known as
*nemo*<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> sent a radio signal across the
vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
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9) Evolution is impossible, however, it remains the dream and faith of
the evolutionary religionists. No rational arguments are accepted by
these poor lost souls. They are determined to believe in myths,
suppositions, "just so" stories and anything that excludes God in any
way.
Organs such as the eye, the brain, the nervous system are all extremely
complex in their make up and their functions. The coded information for
these organs has to be there first and exactly correct and complete or
these organs cannot exist. The DNA must come first because it is the
determiner of the pattern and not the other way around. There is no
pathway of functional intermediate stages by which any Darwinian process
could build such a system step by step.
We now know for certain that Darwinain theory is just a story, not a
scientific explanation for the deeper we explore these complex organs
the more we see for ourselves that they cannot be the products of
chance, or chemical and physical laws, let alone matter in motion.
Evolutionary opinions are joining the trash heap of all other charlatan
pseudo-sciences. It is in fact not just dying but is dead and buried.
Let us move on and explore true science and hear no more of this rubbish
called evolution.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: JPG
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
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This one no. 9.
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25 Jun 2004 05:32:23 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> in news message
<nemo0037-4A3BEA.04584425062004@news01.east.earthlink.net> wrote:
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This month's theist nominees are a trifle dull, but one was notable
for its vivid imagery. I vote for #2.
2) Regarding similarities between Christianity and other religions:
We do not accept their beliefs because of God's own commandment that we
shall not worship other gods. Read the bible and the Ten Commandments
first before you stick your ***** in your mouth.
By: Damion Perez
Nominated: Ron Baker, Pluralitas!
Seconded: bogie
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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29 Jun 2004 12:53:16 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
1) The only thing we all have in common is this: we think we are
Christian. Everything else is up for grabs.
By: DianaC
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: SkArcher
This one, I think. Perhaps. This does fall under the rational
theist quote, right?
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Ed. Stoebenau
a #143
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25 Jun 2004 06:57:12 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
4) In response to a typically clueless and obnoxious Xian troll:
You are going to find that God's grace (at least in its Christian form)
is freely given only to those who repent their sins and accept Jesus as
their saviour. People who simply make loud noises about how accepting
they are of Jesus Christ while doing the exact opposite of what He
taught are not in God's grace. They have yet to find it, in fact.
By: Dave Oldridge
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: John Popelish
This one. We need more reasonable theists here, and I miss Stillsunny!
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26 Jun 2004 02:46:34 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>
wrote:
1) The only thing we all have in common is this: we think we are
Christian. Everything else is up for grabs.
By: DianaC
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: SkArcher
I like this one (obviously, seeing as I seconded it)
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SkArcher - A.A#590
Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information
available. - Benford's law of controversy.
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| User: "Apostate" |
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25 Jun 2004 12:01:34 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in alt.atheism:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2004.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
1) The only thing we all have in common is this: we think we are
Christian. Everything else is up for grabs.
By: DianaC
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: SkArcher
Whew! A chance to vote for simplicity and candor, rather than exemplary stupidity.
With an aside:
4) In response to a typically clueless and obnoxious Xian troll:
You are going to find that God's grace (at least in its Christian form)
is freely given only to those who repent their sins and accept Jesus as
their saviour. People who simply make loud noises about how accepting
they are of Jesus Christ while doing the exact opposite of what He
taught are not in God's grace. They have yet to find it, in fact.
By: Dave Oldridge
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: John Popelish
Tut, tut, tut, Dave.
Faith, not works, yanno.
Being a saved lout is just the ticket, didn't you get the memo?
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/Apostate
atheist #(e^7.5657933) I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; billions served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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25 Jun 2004 04:13:13 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
This one for me for opening his mouth and putting his foot in it !
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7) In response to:
What in Hell do atheists talk about?
Well their not too smart.
By: scott..
Nominated: Robert Schneider
Seconded: Carol Lee Smith
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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25 Jun 2004 11:28:16 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach *nemo*:
10) Yawn. Being a Christian doesn't make you super moral. It makes you
forgiven and born again.
By: j weatherly
Nominated: Sagerquist
Seconded: Spooked
I'll take this one.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
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It's my funeral and I'll fry if I want to...
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| User: "John Norris" |
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28 Jun 2004 09:39:21 AM |
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Please allow me to vote for Number 3. Thank you.
JohnN
3) In response to:
...and you may cease the ad hominem remarks.
Hey, you are the evolving one not me.
By: IKnowHimDoYou
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: SkArcher
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| User: "TCS" |
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25 Jun 2004 06:08:25 PM |
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my vote: (too funny)
On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 08:58:44 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
7) In response to:
What in Hell do atheists talk about?
Well their not too smart.
By: scott..
Nominated: Robert Schneider
Seconded: Carol Lee Smith
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