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aa - the Polls are open! TQOTM for June 2006 |
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30, 2006. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
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1) In response to:
Why does he need a first language if he's the only god?
Because it is His language of choice.
By: Dore
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Tink
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2) I think the Second Coming is much more plausible than the notion
that we are going to Conquer Space.
By: Sound of Trumpet
Nominated: Nosterill
Seconded: Denis Loubet
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3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
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4) Actually, if you read [the Bible] correctly it reveals more science
than most science books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: panamfloyd
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5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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6) Nobody was taught to believe. We join in with practices and get used
to them or rebel, but belief doesn't come into it.
By: John Jones
Nominated: Stephen Knight
Seconded: Michelle Malkin
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7) Evolution can't coexist with JESUS. Period
By: Codebreaker
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: johac
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Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.
RULES
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atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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27 Jun 2006 11:20:46 AM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>
snip
This one for its ultra stupidity.
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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26 Jun 2006 08:53:11 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net...
I vote # 3
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
It wins the Clueless Abandon award.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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26 Jun 2006 08:35:45 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net:
#5. Ahhh, how xianity and ignorance go hand in hand...
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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26 Jun 2006 08:08:23 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net:
4) Actually, if you read [the Bible] correctly it reveals more science
than most science books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: panamfloyd
yar.
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Doc Smartass
"I am George W. Fudd, Miwwionaire. I own a mansion, a yacht, and your phone
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26 Jun 2006 08:09:50 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net:
This one.
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to
many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
It captures the "Ignorance is wisdom, stupidity is a virtue" attitude of
Christianity.
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Now Playing:
What interests fundamentalists to the exclusion of everything else is not
the paradisal happiness of the saints, but rather the horrors other
people are going to have to suffer for their skepticism.
-- David Hopewell Ph.D.
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27 Jun 2006 07:06:25 AM |
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*nemo* said:
Bible Bob gets my nod, but should it be number 4 or number 5?
My vote goes to number 5, for including a spelling error.
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to
many books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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26 Jun 2006 08:03:41 PM |
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*nemo* wrote:
....
This one.
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
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28 Jun 2006 10:43:23 AM |
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*nemo* wrote:
7) Evolution can't coexist with JESUS. Period
By: Codebreaker
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: johac
This one, in the "slip of the tongue revelation" category.
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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27 Jun 2006 01:33:46 AM |
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*nemo* wrote:
4) Actually, if you read [the Bible] correctly it reveals more science
than most science books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: panamfloyd
That one is too stupid to ignore. Thanks.
Olrik
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27 Jun 2006 06:02:03 AM |
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*nemo* wrote:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30, 2006. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
I'll take this opportunity to point out that there are far more voting
machines per populace in 'red' states than in 'blue' ones.
All of #s 1-4 are insane, but if forced I'll take #1.
Roy
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27 Jun 2006 03:21:31 AM |
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*nemo* wrote:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30, 2006. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
This one.
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
Computer? $700.
ISP account? $20 a month
Bible? $2
Making an ***** of yourself on Usenet? Priceless.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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27 Jun 2006 01:15:55 PM |
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*nemo* wrote:
I'll go with this one:
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5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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26 Jun 2006 08:46:54 PM |
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5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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Oh, please, this one. It's the same ***** I grew up with.
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 a=45, m=23, f=20
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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26 Jun 2006 08:38:41 PM |
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5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
Too many books, not enough time. There is no
such thing as reading too many books. Learning
is a continuous process. Bible Bob probably
doesn't know this, since he hasn't read enough
books. And, he probably never watches
National Geographic, so he never learned
anything from this source of learning, either.
What a sad, pathetic life he must lead.
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
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26 Jun 2006 08:48:17 PM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in
news:j76dnaM5dLiBET3ZnZ2dnUVZ_uydnZ2d@comcast.com:
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to
many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
Too many books, not enough time. There is no
such thing as reading too many books. Learning
is a continuous process. Bible Bob probably
doesn't know this, since he hasn't read enough
books. And, he probably never watches
National Geographic, so he never learned
anything from this source of learning, either.
What a sad, pathetic life he must lead.
It's kind of like stubbing your toe against a chair. Learing causes them
to stub their dogma against reality, and it seems to hurt them.
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"Contrary to the fantasies of the fundamentalists, there was no deathbed
conversion, no last minute refuge taken in a comforting vision of a
heaven or an afterlife. For Carl, what mattered most was what was true,
not merely what would make us feel better. Even at this moment when
anyone would be forgiven for turning away from the reality of our
situation, Carl was unflinching. As we looked deeply into each other's
eyes, it was with a shared conviction that our wondrous life together was
ending forever."
-- Ann Druyan
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27 Jun 2006 12:44:05 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Enkidu
(ox_qljjor@trashmail.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
It's kind of like stubbing your toe against a chair. Learing causes
them to stub their dogma against reality, and it seems to hurt them.
Or to run over their dogma with their karma...
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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27 Jun 2006 05:23:13 PM |
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I vote for this one:
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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29 Jun 2006 12:32:11 PM |
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In article <nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006
@news.west.earthlink.net>,
says...
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30, 2006. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
This one.
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5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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--
Siobhan - a.a. list #2201
hellflower.alMayne@earthlink.net (Now a real address, if you ice
the alMayne.)
Just keep walking, preacher-man. --River Tam
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27 Jun 2006 01:50:34 PM |
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In article <nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net> *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> writes:
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
Pithy, small enough to be engraved on a Texas Belt Buckle
(which would sell like hotcakes)
-- cary
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27 Jun 2006 01:04:58 AM |
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In article <nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30, 2006. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
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4) Actually, if you read [the Bible] correctly it reveals more science
than most science books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: panamfloyd
Tough choices, but I'll go with 4.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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27 Jun 2006 07:14:32 PM |
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In article <nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middla Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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26 Jun 2006 11:08:53 PM |
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Number 3.
<snip>
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
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The true mark of a civilized society is when its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
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"A disappearance is when someone has vanished.
A tragedy is when they were photogenic."
- a.t-c's Bo Raxo, paraphrased.
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"If you look at the whole life of the planet,
man has only been around for a few blinks of an
eye. So if the infection wipes us all out,
that _is_ a return to normality..."
- Sergeant Farrell, "28 Days Later"
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26 Jun 2006 09:01:46 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:48:17 -0500, nemo* wrote
(in article <nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net>):
This one. Nice to have a rational theist hanging around.
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
Dishonorable mention for this one. I have to wonder just when Bible Bob
ripped his brain out of his head, and did it hurt much?
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5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
The perfect food:
No fat, no calories, no salt, no carbs.
Eat your god(s)
USDA approved
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27 Jun 2006 07:03:36 PM |
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Numero 3
Gail
aa#2247
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:48:17 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> in news message
<nemo0037-537CCD.20445226062006@news.west.earthlink.net> wrote:
I vote for #3, albeit I had to laugh at Bible Bob's wholesale
condemnation of reading material.
3) That's exactly the thing. Faith in and of itself is not The Enemy.
_Blind_ faith is. Along with blind faith comes fanaticism and braindeath.
By: Thurisaz
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:48:17 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
2) I think the Second Coming is much more plausible than the notion
that we are going to Conquer Space.
By: Sound of Trumpet
Nominated: Nosterill
Seconded: Denis Loubet
This one
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2521 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:48:17 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
2) I think the Second Coming is much more plausible than the notion
that we are going to Conquer Space.
By: Sound of Trumpet
Nominated: Nosterill
Seconded: Denis Loubet
As a great fan of all things Space, I have to vote for this one.
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:48:17 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, June 30, 2006. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
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4) Actually, if you read [the Bible] correctly it reveals more science
than most science books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: panamfloyd
That's just almost unbelievable.
atheist@home#1554
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27 Jun 2006 05:53:20 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:48:17 GMT, *nemo* dropped their drawers in
alt.atheism and wrote:
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for June 2006.
1) In response to:
Why does he need a first language if he's the only god?
Because it is His language of choice.
By: Dore
Nominated: Uncle Vic
Seconded: Tink
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Those who need to be afraid of something undetectable to make them
behave morally are the ones who are morally bankrupt.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
AW HB #6
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26 Jun 2006 09:56:17 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:48:17 +0000, *nemo* wrote:
4) Actually, if you read [the Bible] correctly it reveals more science
than most science books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: panamfloyd
This one, definitely.
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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27 Jun 2006 12:28:43 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet *nemo* (nemo0037
@earthlink.dieSPAM.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
7) Evolution can't coexist with JESUS. Period
By: Codebreaker
Nominated: Meteorite Debris
Seconded: johac
I'll take number seven.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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27 Jun 2006 05:07:18 PM |
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Op Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:48:17 +0200 schreef *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>:
A good haul for Bible Bob, but my vote goes to SoT.
2) I think the Second Coming is much more plausible than the notion
that we are going to Conquer Space.
By: Sound of Trumpet
Nominated: Nosterill
Seconded: Denis Loubet
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Hannele
aa #2221
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27 Jun 2006 04:56:06 PM |
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This one. Too funny
*nemo* wrote:
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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27 Jun 2006 05:42:59 AM |
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This one:
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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27 Jun 2006 01:29:17 PM |
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This one:
5) You've been watching too much National Geographic and reading to many
books.
By: Bible Bob
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: wbarwell
That Bible Bob is a quote machine! I often wonder about how the more
intelligent theists feel knowing that they are aligning themselves with
brain-dead twits like Bible Bob. I know it's an argumentum ad populum
and all, but shouldn't you start to question yourself if someone like
"duke" keeps agreeing with you?
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