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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "*nemo*"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 01:33:56 PM
Object: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005
Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".
When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.
And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..
By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass
------------
2) ... some people believe they are atheist.
By:

Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: TCS
------------
3) In response to:

Few Christians are as egotistical as you are.

Get off it and be quiet. You just can't stomach the fact that all your
complaining and putting me in your posting name still can't tear me down
or even deter my ministry. It just gets bigger and bigger because I
love God and God is real. Plain and simple.
You might as well pick a new hobby. Atheists are a waning breed.
Atheism is becoming less and less respectable every day. You might as
well leave the boat while you still have one.
By: Jason Gastrich
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Rev. Karl E. Taylor
------------
4) There is SIGNIFICANT evidence that they were Bible-believing
Christians who wanted people to choose Jesus Christ and live
God-centered lives; even founding the U.S. on biblical principles.
However, there isn't evidence that they wanted a theocracy.
By: Jason Gastrich
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist
------------
5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?

As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.
By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.


RULES

1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.

2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:

a. The quote is a brief piece of text

b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable),
and is original (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)

c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism

d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;

e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)

3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.

If a quote is miscategorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
to appear in the correct category, with approriate notification.

4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
considered as entries for the contest of the next month.

* When making a nomination, please use this format for the subject
line:
"aa - <A or T as applicable>QOTM Nomination (was: <original thread
name>)"

5. Each atheist or agnostic who visits alt.atheism has one vote to
cast for each category (two votes total).

6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month. During the month,
votes will be ignored. This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
winning.

7. The two winning quotes will be published in the QOTM Archive.

SUMMARY

A nomination must contain the following information:

1. The lines of the quote.

2. Who wrote it.

3. Who nominates or seconds the nomination of this quote (that's you!)

4. Which category this nomination is for.

5. The word "nomination" MUST appear somewhere in the subject line!

6. The original thread title must appear in the subject line.
Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
thread, preferably called "[T/A]QoTM Nomination for [month]." You can
also e-mail it to me (see below).


VOTING

1. In the last five days of the month you can cast your vote in both
categories.

2. Votes must be placed in the designated thread.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
.

User: "Peacenik"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 04:33:27 PM
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

This one!
.

User: "David H."

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 01:50:23 PM
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *

Number 1.

1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

------------

David H. aa #2217
.

User: "Fred Stone"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 03:51:13 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in
news:nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count
yourself among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being
a fool for Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting
and demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit
our Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is
in no need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

This one.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
.

User: "Woden"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 07:51:12 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in
news:nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
Number 5. Got to give Denny some credit for recognizing how foolish
some of his xian compatriots are.


5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count
yourself among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being
a fool for Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting
and demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit
our Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is
in no need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
.

User: "Elroy Willis"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 02:23:17 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in alt.atheism

2) ... some people believe they are atheist.
By:


Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: TCS

Wow, how did this one make it in?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.
User: "Incubus"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 28 Mar 2005 06:55:44 AM
Elroy Willis wrote:

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in alt.atheism


2) ... some people believe they are atheist.



By:


Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: TCS



Wow, how did this one make it in?

Because it is funny.
(Clue: Atheism is characterized by an absence of belief.)
.


User: "Olrik"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 28 Mar 2005 05:38:31 AM
*nemo* wrote:


* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

My vote for this one. Thanks.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
.

User: "Tink"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 11:07:34 PM
*nemo* wrote:

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

This one.
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
.

User: "Incubus"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 07:25:18 PM
*nemo* wrote:

------------

2) ... some people believe they are atheist.

By:


Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: TCS

------------

This one gets my vote. It cracks me up every time I read it. It is the
epitome of theolog nonsense.
.
User: "Virgil"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 08:22:01 PM
In article <vc6dnUpulbUCldrfRVn-ig@comcast.com>, Incubus <in@in.net>
wrote:

*nemo* wrote:


------------

2) ... some people believe they are atheist.

By:


Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: TCS

------------


This one gets my vote. It cracks me up every time I read it. It is the
epitome of theolog nonsense.

Then Simple Septic, AKA Incubus, must be saying that no people believe
that they are atheist. Which, when posted in an atheist NG, is a good
deal sillier than the alleged quote.
By the way, that quote, "some people believe they are atheist" is in
response to Simple Septic's claim that some people believe they are
theist
The posting is by
in alt.athiesm on March 17,
Subject: Burden of proof, in respomse to a posting by Simple Septic ,AKA
Incubus, from which the following waws taken:
=======================================================================
[Simple Septic ]

If thousands tell you they believe X,

[
]
Strawman Fallacy. I said "Hundreds of people tell you they have had
personal contact with God". Nothing about belief in there at all! It
is telling that you _infer_ mere belief from what I said, while
declining to infer mere belief when someone says "I am atheist".
(Hint: that would be an implicit Special Pleading Fallacy on your
part.)
[Simple Septic ]

then that is evidence that some people believe in X.

[
]
Likewise, some people believe they are atheist.
======================================================================
Thus Simple Septic's nomination of that quote should self-nominate
Simple Septic for idiot of the month, if not the year.
.
User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 28 Mar 2005 10:43:44 PM
In article
<ITSnetNOTcom#virgil-46CCFD.13220127032005@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote:

Then Simple Septic, AKA Incubus, must be saying that no people believe
that they are atheist. Which, when posted in an atheist NG, is a good
deal sillier than the alleged quote.

You know, I don't want to see your side of this sniping contest in these
threads either, Virgil. Take it off to the side and leave the polling
alone. I hope that isn't too bloody much to ask.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.



User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 05:54:34 PM
*nemo* wrote:
Denny and number 5.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Kevin Anthoney"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 01:54:20 PM
*nemo* wrote:
I'll go for Denny taking Jason down a peg or two. Doesn't happen often
enough.


------------

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
.

User: "Masked Avenger"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 31 Mar 2005 12:34:55 PM
*nemo* wrote:
This one is just tooo silly ..... it gets my vote

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
.

User: "Claytonus Vs. Godzilla"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 11:54:39 PM


5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

Jeez...this one!
.

User: "MarkA"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 03:45:35 PM


5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and demeaning
posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our Christian
faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no need of
enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

This one.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
.

User: "James"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 07:05:23 PM
Definitely number one.
*nemo* wrote:

1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

--
James B, former monkey #4,567,000,000
aa #944
"Hence the greatest crimes have been found, in many instances,
compatible with a superstitious piety and devotion: Hence, it
is justly regarded as unsafe to draw any certain inference in
favour of a man's morals from the fervour or strictness of his
religious exercises, even though he himself believe them sincere."
-David Hume, "The Natural History of Religion"
.

User: "Neil Kelsey"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 29 Mar 2005 07:02:28 AM
I vote for #5
.

User: "Secular Fundamentalist"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 06:00:29 PM
I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005.

...
This one:

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
.

User: "DCinON"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 05:34:12 PM
I'll vote for #1.
Thanks!
Doug.
.

User: "Siobhan Burke"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 30 Mar 2005 04:30:25 PM
In article <nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005
@news1.west.earthlink.net>,

says...

1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

This one.
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 30 Mar 2005 07:46:05 AM
In article <nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

For sheer absurdity, I'll vote for #1
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.

User: "Frank J Warner"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 29 Mar 2005 02:14:28 AM
In article <nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Number 1:

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

-Frank
--
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com
.

User: "BDK"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 04:01:12 PM
In article <nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net says...

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

I went with this one for general stupidity..


* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

BDK
.

User: "jwk"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 11:24:09 PM
OK, no more votes for gasbag. (Not that his were all that good.)
I'll choose #1.

1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

jwk
.

User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 07:31:43 PM
On 27 Mar 2005, *nemo* dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

5 please.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.

User: "Meteorite Debris"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 28 Mar 2005 04:53:33 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT the ET form known as
*nemo*<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> sent a radio signal across the
vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

------------

This one. Talk about a circular argument.

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Hell.
-Mencken
.

User: "Douglas Berry"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 04:38:29 PM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
#4

4) There is SIGNIFICANT evidence that they were Bible-believing
Christians who wanted people to choose Jesus Christ and live
God-centered lives; even founding the U.S. on biblical principles.
However, there isn't evidence that they wanted a theocracy.

By: Jason Gastrich
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist

--
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"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
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.

User: "Liz"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 02:13:38 PM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> in news message
<nemo0037-FF80CD.08345827032005@news1.west.earthlink.net> wrote:
I vote for #1, although JG's post declaring that his ministry is
getting "bigger and bigger" is very amusing.

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
.

User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 28 Mar 2005 09:09:46 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

------------

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


I shall vote for Danny on this one...
-----
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a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka
aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1527 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 29 Mar 2005 04:50:30 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.

User: "raven1"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 07:26:50 PM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

Have to go with the quote I nominated from Denny.
.

User: "Ed. Stoebenau"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 29 Mar 2005 05:03:32 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

This one.
--
Ed. Stoebenau
a #143
.

User: "Dave Holloway"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 28 Mar 2005 12:19:40 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

This one.
Thanks again.
Dave
--
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Quotemeister Emeritus
Director, EAC Mars Division
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The TGE Project: http://myweb.cableone.net/silentdave/tge.htm
"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense."
--Chapman Cohen
.

User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 27 Mar 2005 02:17:46 PM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *
1) An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") is a short phrase that appears
self-contradictory. Oxymoron is a Greek term which can be translated
literally as "sharp-witted absurdity".

When the OP says that he wants evidence not a Bible quotation, his
statement is self-contradictory for a Bible quotation is evidence.

And, you people call yourselves intelligent ..

By: George Peatty
Nominated: Liz
Seconded: Doc Smartass

------------

2) ... some people believe they are atheist.

By:


Nominated: Incubus
Seconded: TCS

------------

3) In response to:

Few Christians are as egotistical as you are.


Get off it and be quiet. You just can't stomach the fact that all your
complaining and putting me in your posting name still can't tear me down
or even deter my ministry. It just gets bigger and bigger because I
love God and God is real. Plain and simple.

You might as well pick a new hobby. Atheists are a waning breed.
Atheism is becoming less and less respectable every day. You might as
well leave the boat while you still have one.

By: Jason Gastrich
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Rev. Karl E. Taylor

------------

4) There is SIGNIFICANT evidence that they were Bible-believing
Christians who wanted people to choose Jesus Christ and live
God-centered lives; even founding the U.S. on biblical principles.
However, there isn't evidence that they wanted a theocracy.

By: Jason Gastrich
Nominated: nemo
Seconded: Vic Sagerquist

------------

5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

I'll have to go with this one, if for no other reason that to
acknowledge the fact that Denny has actually shown some signs of
intelligence of late. There may be hope for him yet. <G>


By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.


RULES

1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.

2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:

a. The quote is a brief piece of text

b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable),
and is original (no quotes by famous authors, for instance)

c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism

d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;

e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)

3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.

If a quote is miscategorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
to appear in the correct category, with approriate notification.

4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
considered as entries for the contest of the next month.

* When making a nomination, please use this format for the subject
line:
"aa - <A or T as applicable>QOTM Nomination (was: <original thread
name>)"

5. Each atheist or agnostic who visits alt.atheism has one vote to
cast for each category (two votes total).

6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month. During the month,
votes will be ignored. This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
winning.

7. The two winning quotes will be published in the QOTM Archive.

SUMMARY

A nomination must contain the following information:

1. The lines of the quote.

2. Who wrote it.

3. Who nominates or seconds the nomination of this quote (that's you!)

4. Which category this nomination is for.

5. The word "nomination" MUST appear somewhere in the subject line!

6. The original thread title must appear in the subject line.

Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
thread, preferably called "[T/A]QoTM Nomination for [month]." You can
also e-mail it to me (see below).


VOTING

1. In the last five days of the month you can cast your vote in both
categories.

2. Votes must be placed in the designated thread.

.

User: ""

Title: Re: aa - The Polls are open! TQOTM for March 2005 31 Mar 2005 12:15:45 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:33:56 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

Not much going on in the Quotemeister world this month. Good thing,
too. I needed a bit of a rest.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for March
2005. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, March 31. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.

* * * * *

<snip>


5) In response to:

Are you tired of being associated with fools?


As a Christian theist, I am not at all tired of being associated with
"fools for Christ's sake" (1Cor 4.10). And I assume you count yourself
among them. However, there is an enormous difference in being a fool for
Christ's sake and just being "a damn fool." Your insulting and
demeaning posts to atheists and agnostics only serve to discredit our
Christian faith. With friends who do that sort of thing, God is in no
need of enemies.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: raven1
Seconded: Mark K. Bilbo

atheist@home#1554
.


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