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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "*nemo*"
Date: 28 Nov 2004 05:41:33 AM
Object: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004
My apologies to all for slacking on this holiday weekend. I should have
posted these ballots on Friday. Drat. Anyway, because I'm late in
starting the voting, I'll extend the deadline a couple of days so that
everyone will have the sual 5 days to check in and vote.
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for November
2004. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Dec 2. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *
1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.
By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz
------------
2) In response to:

Oh well, another one of your pet theories shot down....

But we are enlightened with the education of God. You godless, science
lovers know nothing of the real world. May god take pity on you.
By: Texas Ranger
Nominated: X
Seconded: kathryn
------------
3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.
By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn
------------
4) Well, he stands for stopping abortions and marriages between man and
woman only.
By: duke
Nominated: Douglas Berry
Seconded: Godfrey
------------
5) Well, it seems that for a few thousand years atheists have been
attempting to convince theists that their god doesn't exist.
By: X's Lover
Nominated: X
Seconded: Steve Knight
------------
6) In response to:

Have you ever noticed these things [resurrections] happening outside of

your

religion?

Firstly, I did not shout as it was not all in capital letters. and no, I
haven't noticed those things happening outside of my religion because
I've had no need to go looking for such things.....doesn't have any
purpose for my life to go looking for people who have been brought back
from the dead.
By: Jerric
Nominated: Vic Sagerquist
Seconded: Tink
------------
7) I don't discriminate. No marriage between queers.
By: duke
Nominated: AngryJohn
Seconded: Doc Smartass
------------
8) There are no laws against gay marriage because there is no such thing
as a gay marriage.
By: duke
Nominated: Kathy
Seconded: X
------------
9) I thought the insane were the last to know their condition, if they
ever get the
nerve to admit it.
By: dgillesp
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


Here are the rules for the Quote of the Month Contests.


RULES

1. Only atheists and agnostics may participate in the contests.

2. A quote is a valid entry for the contests if:

a. The quote is a brief piece of text;

b. The quote has recently been written in alt.atheism (verifiable);

c. Nomination of the quote is made by an atheist or agnostic
in alt.atheism

d. Nomination of the quote is supported by at least one other
atheist or agnostic in alt.atheism;

e. The quote is not nominated or seconded by the person who wrote it
in
the first place (no one is allowed to nominate him- or herself,
but a person
can vote for the quote he or she wrote.)

3. There will be two categories: 'Atheist Quote of the Month'
and 'Theist Quote of the Month'. The category for which a
quote must be nominated must be mentioned by the atheist or
agnostic who wants to nominate it.

If a quote is miscategorized (e.g. an atheist quote is mistakenly
nominated in the Theist QOTM category), the quote will be re-directed
to appear in the correct category, with approriate notification.

4. Nominations can be made until five days before the first of the
next month. If quotes are nominated after this period, they will be
considered as entries for the contest of the next month.

* When making a nomination, please use this format for the subject
line:
"aa - <A or T as applicable>QOTM Nomination (was: <original thread
name>)"

5. Each atheist or agnostic who visits alt.atheism has one vote to
cast for each category (two votes total).

6. Voting starts 5 days before the end of the month. During the month,
votes will be ignored. This way, all nominees will have equal chance of
winning.

7. The two winning quotes will be published in the QOTM Archive.

SUMMARY

A nomination must contain the following information:

1. The lines of the quote.

2. Who wrote it.

3. Who nominates or seconds the nomination of this quote (that's you!)

4. Which category this nomination is for.

5. The word "nomination" MUST appear somewhere in the subject line!

6. The original thread title must appear in the subject line.
Publish the nomination or support for a nomination in a designated
thread, preferably called "[T/A]QoTM Nomination for [month]." You can
also e-mail it to me (see below).


VOTING

1. In the last five days of the month you can cast your vote in both
categories.

2. Votes must be placed in the designated thread.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.

User: "Mike Smith"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 03:54:05 PM
#3 gets my vote
__________________________________________
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Mike Smith | aa #1164 | Founder of SMASH
__________________________________________
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here,
which shall not taste of death, till they see the
Son of man coming in his kingdom." - Mt.16:28
.

User: "The other Donald"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 02:32:26 PM
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net...
Duke has almost cornered the market on 'dumbass.' Four nominations! And just
when I didn't believe he could get any dumber, I read further to see that he
exceeded the low standards he previously set for credibility.
My vote goes for #3, even though 'dukie' has an obviously unfair advantage.
~~
3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.

By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn
~~
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 05:11:21 PM
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:32:26 GMT, "The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yeehaw2.com> wrote:

"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net...
Duke has almost cornered the market on 'dumbass.' Four nominations! And just
when I didn't believe he could get any dumber, I read further to see that he
exceeded the low standards he previously set for credibility.
My vote goes for #3, even though 'dukie' has an obviously unfair advantage.

I love sticking it you country singer pipers.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 08:39:13 PM
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 17:11:21 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:32:26 GMT, "The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yeehaw2.com> wrote:

"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net...
Duke has almost cornered the market on 'dumbass.' Four nominations! And just
when I didn't believe he could get any dumber, I read further to see that he
exceeded the low standards he previously set for credibility.
My vote goes for #3, even though 'dukie' has an obviously unfair advantage.

I love sticking it you country singer pipers.

That thing crawling along the ground, Earl, is the point going WAY
over your head.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
.

User: "AngryJohn"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 02 Dec 2004 07:46:36 PM
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 17:11:21 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:32:26 GMT, "The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yeehaw2.com> wrote:

"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net...


Duke has almost cornered the market on 'dumbass.' Four nominations! And just
when I didn't believe he could get any dumber, I read further to see that he
exceeded the low standards he previously set for credibility.


My vote goes for #3, even though 'dukie' has an obviously unfair advantage.


I love sticking it you country singer pipers.


duke
*****

Now Earl admits to buggery. What a fucking moron. This is an aa
thread Earl, go away.
------------------------------
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 09:28:50 AM
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net...
snip

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.


Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.

By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn

I loathe puke, but I gotta go with this one.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 05:10:05 PM
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:28:50 -0500, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

snip

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.
By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn

I loathe puke, but I gotta go with this one.

Hot dog, I've got a lock on this one this time.
But don't sweat the loathe, robin. You atheists think that God doesn't exist regardless
of the evidence. Thinking is getting you junior atheists in deep deaux deaux.
Where can I accept my award? I want you to present it to me, robin.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "wbarwell"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 08:42:57 PM
duke wrote:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:28:50 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

snip

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.


By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn


I loathe puke, but I gotta go with this one.


Hot dog, I've got a lock on this one this time.

But don't sweat the loathe, robin. You atheists think that God doesn't
exist regardless
of the evidence.

You have no evidence, I have evidence your god is about as existant as
Mickey Mouse.
**************************************************
God Disproven - Part 2
There are several concepts of god that are meant
when that word is used. One is the philosophers'
god derived from ancient Greek concepts, the god
that is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent.
But we also have the biblical god, the god of
the old testament, Yahweh, El, the god of Genesis
Exodus and the other books of the bible. This god
is a historical god, not a philosphical god.
His nature and existance are said to be found in
the Torah, the old testament.
At the turn of the 19th century archeology saw
the establishment of so called biblical archaeology,
archaeology mostly of an American origin dedicated
optimistically to showing that the bible was true.
Instead, over a century, it showed the opposite.
Biblical archaeology never really existed as a
seperate 'discipline', it was an aspect of Near
Eastern Archaeology.
It is now established that much of the bible is in
no way history nor true. There was no Egyptian
captivity, no exodus, no 40 years wandering, no bloody
invasion of Canaan lead by Moses and Joshua. With
that faux history debunked, so goes the theological
concepts embedded in this this faux history.
God here is understood to have been an entity that
at certain specific times did certain specific things
at certain specific places involving certain specific
persons. But if these places and persons did not exist,
this god likewise does not exist, they are all just
characters in a novel masquerding as history.
Archaeology has found and excavated the cities
supposedly destroyed by Joshua and the Israelites
and found they were ruins long before any Israelite
could have been in the area.
Several excavations have looked for the 36 year
long encampments of the Israelites at Kadesh Barnea
and failed.
Egyptologists find names of numerous foreigners
and their gods attested to in Egyptian literture,
tombs and other sources, but no Israelite names,
no mention of Yahweh can be found. Odd for a people
that supposedly were in Egypt for 430 years starting
70 persons.
Despite that, Israel show little Egyptianisms,
not in language, architecture, pottery, writing systems,
literary traditions, clothing or other things you'd
expect from a people who starting with 70 people
spent 430 years in Egypt, growing to a massive presence
there from biblical accounts.
And these bible tall tales are replete with errors,
anachronisms and other signs it is not history.
Thus archaeology and historians and bible scholars
have concluded that from Genesis to Judges, the bible
is most certainly not history.
Rather in recent decades, archaeologists have discovered
the true facts about Israel. They were typical Canaanites
who peacefully spread throught the hill country as peaceful
farmers in unfortified hilltop farms. This population of
farmers later developed into Israel, Judah, Moab, Ammon,
Edom andother similar states in that area of the world.
There was no invasion as per Joshua. No Moses on the mount,
no god leading the Israelites as a pillar of smoke or fire,
no plagues of Egypt, no genocides ordered by god.
This god and all these happenings are fantasies. The god
attached to these tall tales did not and does not exist
anymore than did Winnie the Pooh in his Hundred Acre Woods.
Both are mere characters in novels, the only difference is
most people don't realize the bible is just a bad novel
pieced together from ancient myths long ago. They have
no idea archaeologists and historians have abandoned
all of this as being in any way history or being true.
But this god, that did certain things in certain places
at certain times with certain people is in fact, dead
and gone. Disproven, debunked and gone.
Because these places and times and people have been
disproven as having never existed and god disappears with
these now debunked tales.
A few quotes from the experts:
"The Rise of Ancient Israel"
A Symposium at the Smithsonian Institute
October 26, 1991
Biblical Archaeology Society 1992
Herschel Schanks
"Well archaeology is no longer a crutch in
this classic sense of a conquest model. We
simply can no longer posit a series of destructions
in Canann that can be rationally identified as the
result of the Israelite conquest. Recently our
archaeological methodology has improved, we can date
levels more securely, and more sites have been excavated.
As a result we can no longer say that archeology
supports what we call the conquest model of Israel's
emergence in Canaan."
William G. Dever
"The conquest model is not subsribed to by most
biblical scholars today - certainly no one in the
mainstream of scholarship - and that's been true
for some time. Moreover, there isn't a single
reputable professional archaeologist in the world
whoespouses the conquest model in Israel, Europe,
or America. We don't need to say anymore about
the conquest model. That's that. (Laughter)
Not to be dogmatic about it or anything, but..
(Laughter)"
"From Nomadism to Monarchy
- Archaeological and Historical Aspects
of Early Israel"
Edited by Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman.
Biblical Archaeology Society 1994
Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman
Introduction Page 13
"Combination of archeological and historical
research demonstrates that the biblical account
of the conquest and occupation of Canaan is
entirely divorced from historical reality.
Instead, it proves the correctness of the
literary-critical approach to the biblical text.
The biblical descriptions of the origin and early
history of the people of Israel are not disimilar
from narratives on the origins of other peoples,
which likewise do not withstand the test of
historical criticism."
Nadav Na'aman Page 249
"It is commonly accepted today that the majority
of conquest stories in the book of Joshua are devoid
of historical reality."
"What Did The Biblical Writers Know & When
Did They Know It?"
- William G. Dever
William B. Eerdmans Publishing Company
2001
Page 121
"Now let us turn to the biblical data. If we look
at the biblical texts describing the the origins
of Israel, we see at once that the traditional
account contained from Genesis to Joshua cannot be
reconciled with the picture derived from
archaeological investigation.The whole
"Exodus-Conquest" cycle of stories must now be set
aside as largely mythical, but in the proper sense
of the word myth: perhaps "historical fiction"
but tales told primarily to validate religous
beliefs."
Page 282
"Here we must confront squarely the essential
dilemma of the modern reader of the Hebrew Bible.
a dilemma that nearly all writers of today acknowledge.
Does critical study of the bible undermine religous
faith, perhaps more importantly diminish the value
of the Bible as a basis for cultural and moral
values? For the fundamentalists, or for many
conservative Christians, Jews an others, the answer
is: Yes. These folk must then reject modern literary
other critical methods, although I have assumed here
that such methods are to be taken for granted by any
well-informed reader in the modern world. There is
irony here. In North America and in places in Europe
archaeology is accepted, even enthusiastically embraced,
because it is mistakenly thought it will after all,
"prove the Bible is true".
**************************************************
--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 05:22:53 AM
"wbarwell" <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote in message
news:coe5ds$hir@library1.airnews.net...

duke wrote:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:28:50 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

snip

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.


By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn


I loathe puke, but I gotta go with this one.


Hot dog, I've got a lock on this one this time.

But don't sweat the loathe, robin. You atheists think that God doesn't
exist regardless
of the evidence.


You have no evidence, I have evidence your god is about as existant as
Mickey Mouse.

Puke, if you're reading this, and I'm assuming you will be, please STOP
wasting your time replying to me, because for the 10 millionth motherf'ing
time I PLONKED YOU!.
Fucking moron.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 30 Nov 2004 04:59:37 AM
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 06:22:53 -0500, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

Puke, if you're reading this, and I'm assuming you will be, please STOP
wasting your time replying to me, because for the 10 millionth motherf'ing
time I PLONKED YOU!.
Fucking moron.

robin, I can't let you run away from a great discussion. Deplonk me and join in the fun
as I acknowledge the spiritual suicide of the atheist day after day.
Welcome back.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "AngryJohn"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 02 Dec 2004 07:44:27 PM
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 04:59:37 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:

On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 06:22:53 -0500, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

Puke, if you're reading this, and I'm assuming you will be, please STOP
wasting your time replying to me, because for the 10 millionth motherf'ing
time I PLONKED YOU!.


Fucking moron.


robin, I can't let you run away from a great discussion. Deplonk me and join in the fun
as I acknowledge the spiritual suicide of the atheist day after day.

Welcome back.

duke
*****

Listen you fucking moron. Quit posting to aa only threads.
------------------------------
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
.



User: "duke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 05:09:09 AM
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 21:42:57 -0500, wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:28:50 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

snip

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.


By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn


I loathe puke, but I gotta go with this one.


Hot dog, I've got a lock on this one this time.

But don't sweat the loathe, robin. You atheists think that God doesn't
exist regardless
of the evidence.


You have no evidence, I have evidence your god is about as existant as
Mickey Mouse.

My God walked out of the tomb and ate and drank with 500+ of his disciples for 40 days
before ascending to the Father.
Your evidence, barnyard, is nothing but a definition, changeable at will by Webster's
dictionary.

**************************************************

God Disproven - Part 2

There are several concepts of god that are meant
when that word is used. One is the philosophers'
god derived from ancient Greek concepts, the god
that is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent.
But we also have the biblical god, the god of
the old testament, Yahweh, El, the god of Genesis
Exodus and the other books of the bible. This god
is a historical god, not a philosphical god.
His nature and existance are said to be found in
the Torah, the old testament.

At the turn of the 19th century archeology saw
the establishment of so called biblical archaeology,
archaeology mostly of an American origin dedicated
optimistically to showing that the bible was true.
Instead, over a century, it showed the opposite.
Biblical archaeology never really existed as a
seperate 'discipline', it was an aspect of Near
Eastern Archaeology.

It is now established that much of the bible is in
no way history nor true. There was no Egyptian
captivity, no exodus, no 40 years wandering, no bloody
invasion of Canaan lead by Moses and Joshua. With
that faux history debunked, so goes the theological
concepts embedded in this this faux history.

God here is understood to have been an entity that
at certain specific times did certain specific things
at certain specific places involving certain specific
persons. But if these places and persons did not exist,
this god likewise does not exist, they are all just
characters in a novel masquerding as history.

Archaeology has found and excavated the cities
supposedly destroyed by Joshua and the Israelites
and found they were ruins long before any Israelite
could have been in the area.
Several excavations have looked for the 36 year
long encampments of the Israelites at Kadesh Barnea
and failed.
Egyptologists find names of numerous foreigners
and their gods attested to in Egyptian literture,
tombs and other sources, but no Israelite names,
no mention of Yahweh can be found. Odd for a people
that supposedly were in Egypt for 430 years starting
70 persons.
Despite that, Israel show little Egyptianisms,
not in language, architecture, pottery, writing systems,
literary traditions, clothing or other things you'd
expect from a people who starting with 70 people
spent 430 years in Egypt, growing to a massive presence
there from biblical accounts.
And these bible tall tales are replete with errors,
anachronisms and other signs it is not history.
Thus archaeology and historians and bible scholars
have concluded that from Genesis to Judges, the bible
is most certainly not history.

Rather in recent decades, archaeologists have discovered
the true facts about Israel. They were typical Canaanites
who peacefully spread throught the hill country as peaceful
farmers in unfortified hilltop farms. This population of
farmers later developed into Israel, Judah, Moab, Ammon,
Edom andother similar states in that area of the world.

There was no invasion as per Joshua. No Moses on the mount,
no god leading the Israelites as a pillar of smoke or fire,
no plagues of Egypt, no genocides ordered by god.
This god and all these happenings are fantasies. The god
attached to these tall tales did not and does not exist
anymore than did Winnie the Pooh in his Hundred Acre Woods.
Both are mere characters in novels, the only difference is
most people don't realize the bible is just a bad novel
pieced together from ancient myths long ago. They have
no idea archaeologists and historians have abandoned
all of this as being in any way history or being true.

But this god, that did certain things in certain places
at certain times with certain people is in fact, dead
and gone. Disproven, debunked and gone.
Because these places and times and people have been
disproven as having never existed and god disappears with
these now debunked tales.

A few quotes from the experts:

"The Rise of Ancient Israel"
A Symposium at the Smithsonian Institute
October 26, 1991
Biblical Archaeology Society 1992

Herschel Schanks
"Well archaeology is no longer a crutch in
this classic sense of a conquest model. We
simply can no longer posit a series of destructions
in Canann that can be rationally identified as the
result of the Israelite conquest. Recently our
archaeological methodology has improved, we can date
levels more securely, and more sites have been excavated.
As a result we can no longer say that archeology
supports what we call the conquest model of Israel's
emergence in Canaan."

William G. Dever
"The conquest model is not subsribed to by most
biblical scholars today - certainly no one in the
mainstream of scholarship - and that's been true
for some time. Moreover, there isn't a single
reputable professional archaeologist in the world
whoespouses the conquest model in Israel, Europe,
or America. We don't need to say anymore about
the conquest model. That's that. (Laughter)
Not to be dogmatic about it or anything, but..
(Laughter)"

"From Nomadism to Monarchy
- Archaeological and Historical Aspects
of Early Israel"
Edited by Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman.
Biblical Archaeology Society 1994

Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman
Introduction Page 13
"Combination of archeological and historical
research demonstrates that the biblical account
of the conquest and occupation of Canaan is
entirely divorced from historical reality.
Instead, it proves the correctness of the
literary-critical approach to the biblical text.
The biblical descriptions of the origin and early
history of the people of Israel are not disimilar
from narratives on the origins of other peoples,
which likewise do not withstand the test of
historical criticism."

Nadav Na'aman Page 249
"It is commonly accepted today that the majority
of conquest stories in the book of Joshua are devoid
of historical reality."

"What Did The Biblical Writers Know & When
Did They Know It?"
- William G. Dever
William B. Eerdmans Publishing Company
2001

Page 121
"Now let us turn to the biblical data. If we look
at the biblical texts describing the the origins
of Israel, we see at once that the traditional
account contained from Genesis to Joshua cannot be
reconciled with the picture derived from
archaeological investigation.The whole
"Exodus-Conquest" cycle of stories must now be set
aside as largely mythical, but in the proper sense
of the word myth: perhaps "historical fiction"
but tales told primarily to validate religous
beliefs."

Page 282
"Here we must confront squarely the essential
dilemma of the modern reader of the Hebrew Bible.
a dilemma that nearly all writers of today acknowledge.
Does critical study of the bible undermine religous
faith, perhaps more importantly diminish the value
of the Bible as a basis for cultural and moral
values? For the fundamentalists, or for many
conservative Christians, Jews an others, the answer
is: Yes. These folk must then reject modern literary
other critical methods, although I have assumed here
that such methods are to be taken for granted by any
well-informed reader in the modern world. There is
irony here. In North America and in places in Europe
archaeology is accepted, even enthusiastically embraced,
because it is mistakenly thought it will after all,
"prove the Bible is true".


**************************************************

duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "wbarwell"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 12:13:46 PM
duke wrote:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 21:42:57 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:28:50 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

snip

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.

Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.


By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn


I loathe puke, but I gotta go with this one.


Hot dog, I've got a lock on this one this time.

But don't sweat the loathe, robin. You atheists think that God doesn't
exist regardless
of the evidence.


You have no evidence, I have evidence your god is about as existant as
Mickey Mouse.


My God walked out of the tomb and ate and drank with 500+ of his disciples
for 40 days before ascending to the Father.

Sorry, that's not what Mark 16, nor John 20-1 nor Matthew says.
Mark 16, he meets Mary Magdalene, two unamed disciples, elevan
apostles and ascends to heaven. John, he meets eleven apostles,
goes to Galilee and does not ascend.

Your evidence, barnyard, is nothing but a definition, changeable at will
by Webster's dictionary.










**************************************************

God Disproven - Part 2

There are several concepts of god that are meant
when that word is used. One is the philosophers'
god derived from ancient Greek concepts, the god
that is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent.
But we also have the biblical god, the god of
the old testament, Yahweh, El, the god of Genesis
Exodus and the other books of the bible. This god
is a historical god, not a philosphical god.
His nature and existance are said to be found in
the Torah, the old testament.

At the turn of the 19th century archeology saw
the establishment of so called biblical archaeology,
archaeology mostly of an American origin dedicated
optimistically to showing that the bible was true.
Instead, over a century, it showed the opposite.
Biblical archaeology never really existed as a
seperate 'discipline', it was an aspect of Near
Eastern Archaeology.

It is now established that much of the bible is in
no way history nor true. There was no Egyptian
captivity, no exodus, no 40 years wandering, no bloody
invasion of Canaan lead by Moses and Joshua. With
that faux history debunked, so goes the theological
concepts embedded in this this faux history.

God here is understood to have been an entity that
at certain specific times did certain specific things
at certain specific places involving certain specific
persons. But if these places and persons did not exist,
this god likewise does not exist, they are all just
characters in a novel masquerding as history.

Archaeology has found and excavated the cities
supposedly destroyed by Joshua and the Israelites
and found they were ruins long before any Israelite
could have been in the area.
Several excavations have looked for the 36 year
long encampments of the Israelites at Kadesh Barnea
and failed.
Egyptologists find names of numerous foreigners
and their gods attested to in Egyptian literture,
tombs and other sources, but no Israelite names,
no mention of Yahweh can be found. Odd for a people
that supposedly were in Egypt for 430 years starting
70 persons.
Despite that, Israel show little Egyptianisms,
not in language, architecture, pottery, writing systems,
literary traditions, clothing or other things you'd
expect from a people who starting with 70 people
spent 430 years in Egypt, growing to a massive presence
there from biblical accounts.
And these bible tall tales are replete with errors,
anachronisms and other signs it is not history.
Thus archaeology and historians and bible scholars
have concluded that from Genesis to Judges, the bible
is most certainly not history.

Rather in recent decades, archaeologists have discovered
the true facts about Israel. They were typical Canaanites
who peacefully spread throught the hill country as peaceful
farmers in unfortified hilltop farms. This population of
farmers later developed into Israel, Judah, Moab, Ammon,
Edom andother similar states in that area of the world.

There was no invasion as per Joshua. No Moses on the mount,
no god leading the Israelites as a pillar of smoke or fire,
no plagues of Egypt, no genocides ordered by god.
This god and all these happenings are fantasies. The god
attached to these tall tales did not and does not exist
anymore than did Winnie the Pooh in his Hundred Acre Woods.
Both are mere characters in novels, the only difference is
most people don't realize the bible is just a bad novel
pieced together from ancient myths long ago. They have
no idea archaeologists and historians have abandoned
all of this as being in any way history or being true.

But this god, that did certain things in certain places
at certain times with certain people is in fact, dead
and gone. Disproven, debunked and gone.
Because these places and times and people have been
disproven as having never existed and god disappears with
these now debunked tales.

A few quotes from the experts:

"The Rise of Ancient Israel"
A Symposium at the Smithsonian Institute
October 26, 1991
Biblical Archaeology Society 1992

Herschel Schanks
"Well archaeology is no longer a crutch in
this classic sense of a conquest model. We
simply can no longer posit a series of destructions
in Canann that can be rationally identified as the
result of the Israelite conquest. Recently our
archaeological methodology has improved, we can date
levels more securely, and more sites have been excavated.
As a result we can no longer say that archeology
supports what we call the conquest model of Israel's
emergence in Canaan."

William G. Dever
"The conquest model is not subsribed to by most
biblical scholars today - certainly no one in the
mainstream of scholarship - and that's been true
for some time. Moreover, there isn't a single
reputable professional archaeologist in the world
whoespouses the conquest model in Israel, Europe,
or America. We don't need to say anymore about
the conquest model. That's that. (Laughter)
Not to be dogmatic about it or anything, but..
(Laughter)"

"From Nomadism to Monarchy
- Archaeological and Historical Aspects
of Early Israel"
Edited by Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman.
Biblical Archaeology Society 1994

Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman
Introduction Page 13
"Combination of archeological and historical
research demonstrates that the biblical account
of the conquest and occupation of Canaan is
entirely divorced from historical reality.
Instead, it proves the correctness of the
literary-critical approach to the biblical text.
The biblical descriptions of the origin and early
history of the people of Israel are not disimilar
from narratives on the origins of other peoples,
which likewise do not withstand the test of
historical criticism."

Nadav Na'aman Page 249
"It is commonly accepted today that the majority
of conquest stories in the book of Joshua are devoid
of historical reality."

"What Did The Biblical Writers Know & When
Did They Know It?"
- William G. Dever
William B. Eerdmans Publishing Company
2001

Page 121
"Now let us turn to the biblical data. If we look
at the biblical texts describing the the origins
of Israel, we see at once that the traditional
account contained from Genesis to Joshua cannot be
reconciled with the picture derived from
archaeological investigation.The whole
"Exodus-Conquest" cycle of stories must now be set
aside as largely mythical, but in the proper sense
of the word myth: perhaps "historical fiction"
but tales told primarily to validate religous
beliefs."

Page 282
"Here we must confront squarely the essential
dilemma of the modern reader of the Hebrew Bible.
a dilemma that nearly all writers of today acknowledge.
Does critical study of the bible undermine religous
faith, perhaps more importantly diminish the value
of the Bible as a basis for cultural and moral
values? For the fundamentalists, or for many
conservative Christians, Jews an others, the answer
is: Yes. These folk must then reject modern literary
other critical methods, although I have assumed here
that such methods are to be taken for granted by any
well-informed reader in the modern world. There is
irony here. In North America and in places in Europe
archaeology is accepted, even enthusiastically embraced,
because it is mistakenly thought it will after all,
"prove the Bible is true".


**************************************************


duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****

--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 30 Nov 2004 04:56:31 AM
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 13:13:46 -0500, wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

My God walked out of the tomb and ate and drank with 500+ of his disciples
for 40 days before ascending to the Father.

Sorry, that's not what Mark 16, nor John 20-1 nor Matthew says.
Mark 16, he meets Mary Magdalene, two unamed disciples, elevan
apostles and ascends to heaven. John, he meets eleven apostles,
goes to Galilee and does not ascend.

Wow, and the bible also says he met with 500+ of his disciples. Are you going to continue
to show your rectum on public newsgroups before you find out where?

Your evidence, barnyard, is nothing but a definition, changeable at will
by Webster's dictionary.




**************************************************

God Disproven - Part 2

There are several concepts of god that are meant
when that word is used. One is the philosophers'
god derived from ancient Greek concepts, the god
that is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent.
But we also have the biblical god, the god of
the old testament, Yahweh, El, the god of Genesis
Exodus and the other books of the bible. This god
is a historical god, not a philosphical god.
His nature and existance are said to be found in
the Torah, the old testament.

At the turn of the 19th century archeology saw
the establishment of so called biblical archaeology,
archaeology mostly of an American origin dedicated
optimistically to showing that the bible was true.
Instead, over a century, it showed the opposite.
Biblical archaeology never really existed as a
seperate 'discipline', it was an aspect of Near
Eastern Archaeology.

It is now established that much of the bible is in
no way history nor true. There was no Egyptian
captivity, no exodus, no 40 years wandering, no bloody
invasion of Canaan lead by Moses and Joshua. With
that faux history debunked, so goes the theological
concepts embedded in this this faux history.

God here is understood to have been an entity that
at certain specific times did certain specific things
at certain specific places involving certain specific
persons. But if these places and persons did not exist,
this god likewise does not exist, they are all just
characters in a novel masquerding as history.

Archaeology has found and excavated the cities
supposedly destroyed by Joshua and the Israelites
and found they were ruins long before any Israelite
could have been in the area.
Several excavations have looked for the 36 year
long encampments of the Israelites at Kadesh Barnea
and failed.
Egyptologists find names of numerous foreigners
and their gods attested to in Egyptian literture,
tombs and other sources, but no Israelite names,
no mention of Yahweh can be found. Odd for a people
that supposedly were in Egypt for 430 years starting
70 persons.
Despite that, Israel show little Egyptianisms,
not in language, architecture, pottery, writing systems,
literary traditions, clothing or other things you'd
expect from a people who starting with 70 people
spent 430 years in Egypt, growing to a massive presence
there from biblical accounts.
And these bible tall tales are replete with errors,
anachronisms and other signs it is not history.
Thus archaeology and historians and bible scholars
have concluded that from Genesis to Judges, the bible
is most certainly not history.

Rather in recent decades, archaeologists have discovered
the true facts about Israel. They were typical Canaanites
who peacefully spread throught the hill country as peaceful
farmers in unfortified hilltop farms. This population of
farmers later developed into Israel, Judah, Moab, Ammon,
Edom andother similar states in that area of the world.

There was no invasion as per Joshua. No Moses on the mount,
no god leading the Israelites as a pillar of smoke or fire,
no plagues of Egypt, no genocides ordered by god.
This god and all these happenings are fantasies. The god
attached to these tall tales did not and does not exist
anymore than did Winnie the Pooh in his Hundred Acre Woods.
Both are mere characters in novels, the only difference is
most people don't realize the bible is just a bad novel
pieced together from ancient myths long ago. They have
no idea archaeologists and historians have abandoned
all of this as being in any way history or being true.

But this god, that did certain things in certain places
at certain times with certain people is in fact, dead
and gone. Disproven, debunked and gone.
Because these places and times and people have been
disproven as having never existed and god disappears with
these now debunked tales.

A few quotes from the experts:

"The Rise of Ancient Israel"
A Symposium at the Smithsonian Institute
October 26, 1991
Biblical Archaeology Society 1992

Herschel Schanks
"Well archaeology is no longer a crutch in
this classic sense of a conquest model. We
simply can no longer posit a series of destructions
in Canann that can be rationally identified as the
result of the Israelite conquest. Recently our
archaeological methodology has improved, we can date
levels more securely, and more sites have been excavated.
As a result we can no longer say that archeology
supports what we call the conquest model of Israel's
emergence in Canaan."

William G. Dever
"The conquest model is not subsribed to by most
biblical scholars today - certainly no one in the
mainstream of scholarship - and that's been true
for some time. Moreover, there isn't a single
reputable professional archaeologist in the world
whoespouses the conquest model in Israel, Europe,
or America. We don't need to say anymore about
the conquest model. That's that. (Laughter)
Not to be dogmatic about it or anything, but..
(Laughter)"

"From Nomadism to Monarchy
- Archaeological and Historical Aspects
of Early Israel"
Edited by Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman.
Biblical Archaeology Society 1994

Israel Finkelstein and Nadav Na'aman
Introduction Page 13
"Combination of archeological and historical
research demonstrates that the biblical account
of the conquest and occupation of Canaan is
entirely divorced from historical reality.
Instead, it proves the correctness of the
literary-critical approach to the biblical text.
The biblical descriptions of the origin and early
history of the people of Israel are not disimilar
from narratives on the origins of other peoples,
which likewise do not withstand the test of
historical criticism."

Nadav Na'aman Page 249
"It is commonly accepted today that the majority
of conquest stories in the book of Joshua are devoid
of historical reality."

"What Did The Biblical Writers Know & When
Did They Know It?"
- William G. Dever
William B. Eerdmans Publishing Company
2001

Page 121
"Now let us turn to the biblical data. If we look
at the biblical texts describing the the origins
of Israel, we see at once that the traditional
account contained from Genesis to Joshua cannot be
reconciled with the picture derived from
archaeological investigation.The whole
"Exodus-Conquest" cycle of stories must now be set
aside as largely mythical, but in the proper sense
of the word myth: perhaps "historical fiction"
but tales told primarily to validate religous
beliefs."

Page 282
"Here we must confront squarely the essential
dilemma of the modern reader of the Hebrew Bible.
a dilemma that nearly all writers of today acknowledge.
Does critical study of the bible undermine religous
faith, perhaps more importantly diminish the value
of the Bible as a basis for cultural and moral
values? For the fundamentalists, or for many
conservative Christians, Jews an others, the answer
is: Yes. These folk must then reject modern literary
other critical methods, although I have assumed here
that such methods are to be taken for granted by any
well-informed reader in the modern world. There is
irony here. In North America and in places in Europe
archaeology is accepted, even enthusiastically embraced,
because it is mistakenly thought it will after all,
"prove the Bible is true".


**************************************************


duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****

duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "Kevin Anthoney"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 30 Nov 2004 12:14:02 PM
duke wrote:

On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 13:13:46 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

My God walked out of the tomb and ate and drank with 500+ of his
disciples for 40 days before ascending to the Father.


Sorry, that's not what Mark 16, nor John 20-1 nor Matthew says.


Mark 16, he meets Mary Magdalene, two unamed disciples, elevan
apostles and ascends to heaven. John, he meets eleven apostles,
goes to Galilee and does not ascend.


Wow, and the bible also says he met with 500+ of his disciples. Are you
going to continue to show your rectum on public newsgroups before you find
out where?

1 Corinthians 15:6.
Are you going to admit that the bible is inconsistent on this point?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 01 Dec 2004 05:18:51 AM
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:14:02 +0000, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 13:13:46 -0500, wbarwell
<wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

My God walked out of the tomb and ate and drank with 500+ of his
disciples for 40 days before ascending to the Father.


Sorry, that's not what Mark 16, nor John 20-1 nor Matthew says.


Mark 16, he meets Mary Magdalene, two unamed disciples, elevan
apostles and ascends to heaven. John, he meets eleven apostles,
goes to Galilee and does not ascend.


Wow, and the bible also says he met with 500+ of his disciples. Are you
going to continue to show your rectum on public newsgroups before you find
out where?

1 Corinthians 15:6.
Are you going to admit that the bible is inconsistent on this point?

Of course not. Is reporting different car accidents on different sides of the city an
inconsistent act? You little junior atheist buddies are tying to say that only one car
accident can be valid. They're not very bright.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.








User: "Iain"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 01 Dec 2004 01:17:01 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...

My apologies to all for slacking on this holiday weekend. I should have
posted these ballots on Friday. Drat. Anyway, because I'm late in
starting the voting, I'll extend the deadline a couple of days so that
everyone will have the sual 5 days to check in and vote.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for November
2004. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Dec 2. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *

It's not on the list, but:
He's stolen my Oscars
He trades on my jokes
He makes all my engines go "woh ho ho ho"!
~Iain
.

User: "jwk"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 01:17:52 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...
I'll say it again - you're pairing these quotes down too much to get
the gist of what is being said. I'm sorry I can't remember each one.
jwk
.
User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 01 Dec 2004 08:55:32 PM
In article <c6f5ba32.0411282317.1e9112cb@posting.google.com>,
(jwk) wrote:

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:<nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...

I'll say it again - you're pairing these quotes down too much to get
the gist of what is being said. I'm sorry I can't remember each one.

jwk

It's a narrow path I have to walk. I apologize if I stray on occasion...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
.
User: "jwk"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 02 Dec 2004 11:43:43 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-3C5380.21553201122004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...

In article <c6f5ba32.0411282317.1e9112cb@posting.google.com>,
jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com (jwk) wrote:

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:<nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...

I'll say it again - you're pairing these quotes down too much to get
the gist of what is being said. I'm sorry I can't remember each one.

jwk


It's a narrow path I have to walk. I apologize if I stray on occasion...

I don't mean to get on your case nemo. I understand what you are
doing. It is just that I really don't understand some of the quotes
because of lack of context. Maybe that is my failing. Maybe there is
nothing you can do about it. Maybe that is just my tough luck :) You
do the job, so you decide. I just wanted to state again that I don't
follow many of the quotes without context.
jwk
.


User: "Rune Bĝrsjĝ"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 05:04:21 AM
On 28 Nov 2004 23:17:52 -0800,
(jwk) wrote:

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...

I'll say it again - you're pairing these quotes down too much to get
the gist of what is being said. I'm sorry I can't remember each one.

I'm inclined to agree. My quote was about the rapture btw, but it's a
little hard to figure that out when the whole responding to part is
missing.
.


User: "Brenda Nelson"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 01 Dec 2004 02:30:51 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>...
This 'un:

2) In response to:

Oh well, another one of your pet theories shot down....


But we are enlightened with the education of God. You godless, science
lovers know nothing of the real world. May god take pity on you.

By: Texas Ranger
Nominated: X
Seconded: kathryn

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
Chief Wrangler and Ramrod Emeritus
(and Professor of Feline Thermometrics)
EAC Equine Transportation Command/Carne Seca Division
in the Prefecture of Baja, Arizona
.

User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 01:01:56 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net:

2) In response to:

Oh well, another one of your pet theories shot down....


But we are enlightened with the education of God. You godless, science
lovers know nothing of the real world. May god take pity on you.

By: Texas Ranger
Nominated: X
Seconded: kathryn

This one, because he's not earl, and earl doesn't deserve to win. :)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
.

User: "Enkidu"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 10:37:48 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net:

3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.


Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.

By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn

Got to be this one.
--
Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
.

User: "Woden"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 07:04:46 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in news:nemo0037-
5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net:
I go with #1 this month.

* * * * *

1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.

By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz

--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
.

User: "Pat Kiewicz"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 01 Dec 2004 01:38:28 PM
*nemo* said:


1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.

By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz

This one
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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User: "Tink"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 03:38:10 PM
*nemo* wrote:


3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.



Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.

By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn

I vote for #3.
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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User: "J Forbes"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 03:51:04 PM
*nemo* wrote:


9) I thought the insane were the last to know their condition, if they
ever get the
nerve to admit it.

By: dgillesp
Nominated: stoney
Seconded: Tink

--
Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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User: ""

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 02 Dec 2004 01:38:53 PM
*nemo* wrote:

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5) Well, it seems that for a few thousand years atheists have been
attempting to convince theists that their god doesn't exist.

By: X's Lover
Nominated: X
Seconded: Steve Knight

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I vote for this one.
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User: "Carl Kaufmann"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 08:11:16 PM
*nemo* wrote:

My apologies to all for slacking on this holiday weekend. I should have
posted these ballots on Friday. Drat. Anyway, because I'm late in
starting the voting, I'll extend the deadline a couple of days so that
everyone will have the sual 5 days to check in and vote.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for November
2004. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Dec 2. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *

1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.

By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz

Number 1
--
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells
.

User: "nJb"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 11:08:17 PM
2) In response to:

Oh well, another one of your pet theories shot down....

But we are enlightened with the education of God. You godless, science
lovers know nothing of the real world. May god take pity on you.
By: Texas Ranger
Nominated: X
Seconded: kathryn
numba 2
Jack
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User: "Billy Fields"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 05:47:35 PM


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7) I don't discriminate. No marriage between queers.

By: duke
Nominated: AngryJohn
Seconded: Doc Smartass

I must vote for the most loving quote.
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User: "MarkA"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 29 Nov 2004 09:15:35 PM


2) In response to:

Oh well, another one of your pet theories shot down....



But we are enlightened with the education of God. You godless, science
lovers know nothing of the real world. May god take pity on you.

By: Texas Ranger
Nominated: X
Seconded: kathryn

This one. We can't have duke win *every* month!
MarkA
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User: "Deoxyribo Nuclayton Acid"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 07:06:07 PM


2) In response to:

Oh well, another one of your pet theories shot down....


But we are enlightened with the education of God. You godless, science
lovers know nothing of the real world. May god take pity on you.

By: Texas Ranger
Nominated: X
Seconded: kathryn

This one. Just to demonstrate what a looser duke is....4 nominations and
I'm not voting for any of them....cos he's such a looser!
.

User: "DCinON"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 01:28:17 PM
I'll vote for #2
Thanks
Doug
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User: "BDK"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 28 Nov 2004 09:33:39 PM
In article <nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004
@news1.east.earthlink.net>, nemo0037
@earthlink.dieSPAM.net says...

My apologies to all for slacking on this holiday weekend. I should have
posted these ballots on Friday. Drat. Anyway, because I'm late in
starting the voting, I'll extend the deadline a couple of days so that
everyone will have the sual 5 days to check in and vote.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for November
2004. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Dec 2. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *

1) _I_ believe there are no Magic Invisible Beings - whether pixieish
or otherwise - _AND_ I believe in God.

By: A.Christian
Nominated: ArWeGod
Seconded: Liz

------------

I'll go with this one..
BDK
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Nov 2004 01 Dec 2004 01:03:16 AM
In article <nemo0037-5E3551.06413228112004@news1.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

My apologies to all for slacking on this holiday weekend. I should have
posted these ballots on Friday. Drat. Anyway, because I'm late in
starting the voting, I'll extend the deadline a couple of days so that
everyone will have the sual 5 days to check in and vote.

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for November
2004. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Dec 2. See rules below. Questions? Comments?
Email me.
* * * * *


3) In response to:

Sorry, 'think' is not something you are capable off.


Yet that's exactly what makes me superior to you.

By: duke
Nominated: Don Kresch
Seconded: AngryJohn

No.3 it is for me.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
.

User: "Douglas Berry"<