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Topic:	Religions > Atheism
User:	"nemo"
Date:	21 Sep 2007 03:42:14 AM
Object:	aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007

As I mentioned a little while back, I'm heading out today to catch a
ride on a cruise with Mickey, so I'm posting the ballots early this
month. Things will even out next month. C-ya!
Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for September
2007. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread. Votes will be
accepted until midnight, Sep 30, 2007. See rules below. Questions?
Comments?
Email me.
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1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Which goes to show (AGAIN) how stupid you are Bowling balls are
SPHERICAL, they have NO sharp edges at all
<sigh>
Too stupid to even come up with a (relatively) smart insult...
By: SaPeIsMa
Nominated: Geoff
Seconded: Doc Smartass
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2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.
By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin
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3) If restoring the limbs of amputees is good, and any of us were to
restore the limb of an amputee, then that would make one of us better
than God - a contradiction.
Therefore, it is no more good to restore the limb of an amputee than it
is to replace a blown tire.
By: Michael Ejercito
Nominated: skyeyes
Seconded: Cary Kittrell
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User: "Gail Futoran"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	22 Sep 2007 03:07:28 PM

#1
Perfect. :)
Gail
aa#2247

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

User: "Mike Smith"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 08:48:59 AM

#2
__________________________________________
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Mike Smith | aa #1164 | Founder of SMASH
__________________________________________
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"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and
my bowels were moved for him." - Song of Solomon 5:4
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User: "Ed"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 07:17:37 PM

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote in
news:13f70v7i58b5m1e@corp.supernews.com:
# 3

3) If restoring the limbs of amputees is good, and any of us were to
restore the limb of an amputee, then that would make one of us better
than God - a contradiction.

Therefore, it is no more good to restore the limb of an amputee than it
is to replace a blown tire.

By: Michael Ejercito
Nominated: skyeyes
Seconded: Cary Kittrell

--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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User: "Doc Smartass"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	23 Sep 2007 10:06:57 AM

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote in
news:13f70v7i58b5m1e@corp.supernews.com:

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Duh Factor four, Mr. Worf.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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User: "Enkidu"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 08:44:13 AM

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote in
news:13f70v7i58b5m1e@corp.supernews.com:

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

Ah, feel the Christian love!
This one.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA

"God has spared the naked man from washing his clothes with soap."
Arabian Proverb
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User: "Pat Kiewicz"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	22 Sep 2007 06:46:50 AM

*nemo* said:

Here are the nominations for Theist Quote of the Month for September
2007. Vote for your favorite by responding to this thread.

#2 gets my vote
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 06:33:50 AM

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User: "Olrik"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 11:31:54 PM

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Gotta go with this one.
Thanks, and have fun!
Olrik
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User: "Neil Kelsey"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 11:49:02 AM

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Which goes to show (AGAIN) how stupid you are Bowling balls are
SPHERICAL, they have NO sharp edges at all

<sigh>
Too stupid to even come up with a (relatively) smart insult...

This one. Mind boggling.
.

User: "Carl Kaufmann"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 12:19:16 PM

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

This is the kind of cognitive dissonance that one has to have to even
be a theist.
Carl
aa #1966
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
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User: "jemcd 1"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 12:22:12 PM

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

This one for me.
Unbelievable.
How is it that somebody could deny hating with such a hateful
statement? How dumb.... well, I guess that's how dumb they can be.
.

User: "Andy W"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 04:36:21 PM

All worthy contenders, but I'm going with this:

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

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Andy
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User: ""
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 11:45:02 AM

For getting quickly to the point, I pick this one

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

Peter van Velzen
September 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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User: "DCinON"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	23 Sep 2007 01:55:02 PM

I'll vote for #1
Doug
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User: "chibiabos"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 12:44:51 PM

In article <13f70v7i58b5m1e@corp.supernews.com>, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
I live in abject fear that someday I'll commit something as stupid as
this winner to Usenet for all eternity:

* * * * *
1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

-chib
--
Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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User: "Doc Smartass"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 07:10:10 PM

chibiabos <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in news:210920071044514558%
chibiabos@nospam.com:

In article <13f70v7i58b5m1e@corp.supernews.com>, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:

* * * * *
1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

I live in abject fear that someday I'll commit something as stupid as
this winner to Usenet for all eternity:

If ya does, I'll nominate ya =D
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
.

User: "Smiler"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 08:53:07 PM

Much as I'm loth to nominate this Nazi excuse for a turd for anything except
a permanent place in a locked mental ward, it has to be the stupidest one of
the three.

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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User: "Douglas Berry"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 07:30:53 AM

On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:14 -0400 *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> carved the following into the hard
stone of alt.atheism
#2 for me. Gotta love the passion of his love for everyone.

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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User: "Tink"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 03:36:14 PM

On 2007-09-21 04:42:14 -0400, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> said:

* * * * *
1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

This one. Wow.
--
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	24 Sep 2007 07:27:15 AM

On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:42:14 -0500, nemo* wrote
(in article <13f70v7i58b5m1e@corp.supernews.com>):

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

This one.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
�Damn! I never expected to see this place be armpit-deep in wombats. Kinda
cute as long as you don't move, or breath. ;-)�
.

User: "Christopher A.Lee"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 12:37:06 PM

On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:42:14 -0400, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

This one. It sums so muh up in so few words.
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User: "Chris Johnson"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 07:31:30 AM

On Sep 21, 3:42 am, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
#3.

User: "Andres64"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 06:49:13 AM

On Sep 21, 4:42 am, *nemo* <nemo0...@earthlink.diespam.com>
This one

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

User: "Uncle Vic"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 10:46:11 PM

One fine day in alt.atheism, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com>
bloodied us up with this:

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

This one's great.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
.

User: "Brian E. Clark"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 01:38:35 PM

Sometimes irony must triumph:

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein

--
-----------
Brian E. Clark
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User: "Lisbeth Andersson"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	23 Sep 2007 07:10:10 AM

This month gives us a small but worthy selection. :-)
Howerver, I think #1 is outstanding in it's ability to miss the point,
and I vote for it.

1) In reply to:

Jesus, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Lisbeth.
----
The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
*What we know is not nearly as interesting as *how we know it.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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User: "Frank Mayhar"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 11:23:46 AM

This one:

2) I hate no one, you stupid, lying little yid *****.

By: Benjamin Cramer
Nominated: Al Klein
Seconded: Martin

Hypocrisy, lie and insanity in ten words.
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
http://www.zazzle.com/fmayhar*
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User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: aa - The polls are open! TQOTM for Sep 2007	21 Sep 2007 05:26:41 AM

snip

3) If restoring the limbs of amputees is good, and any of us were to
restore the limb of an amputee, then that would make one of us better than
God - a contradiction.

Therefore, it is no more good to restore the limb of an amputee than it is
to replace a blown tire.

By: Michael Ejercito
Nominated: skyeyes
Seconded: Cary Kittrell

This one. Oy vey.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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