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"Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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25 May 2006 10:06:48 PM |
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aa: Jesus Toast |
Every once in a while, when slightly bored, I cruise over to ebay and
see what's up for
bids in terms of items with the face of Jesus or Mary. I think one of
our intrepid atheists
(not me, I'm lazy) should volunteer to keep loose track of this sort of
thing, maybe even to vote for at the end of the month as the best
example in a given category. For instance,
just a few minutes ago I only scrolled down a few listings to see this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpdbk
This would be nominated in the category, Best Face of Jesus or Virgin
Mary, Toast Division. If toast is too narrow then maybe a general
foodstuffs division. Or maybe maybe everything under a single
category. Or maybe, ***** it. But I do wish somebody would catalog
this stuff. Someday we'll say to another, "remember that one piece of
toast that really, really, really looked like Jesus," but there will be
no record beyond our recollections. That would be sad.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus Toast |
26 May 2006 06:17:43 AM |
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"Santolina chamaecyparissus" <santolina@juno.com> wrote in message
news:1148612808.486187.239480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Every once in a while, when slightly bored, I cruise over to ebay and
see what's up for
bids in terms of items with the face of Jesus or Mary. I think one of
our intrepid atheists
(not me, I'm lazy) should volunteer to keep loose track of this sort of
thing, maybe even to vote for at the end of the month as the best
example in a given category. For instance,
just a few minutes ago I only scrolled down a few listings to see this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpdbk
This would be nominated in the category, Best Face of Jesus or Virgin
Mary, Toast Division. If toast is too narrow then maybe a general
foodstuffs division. Or maybe maybe everything under a single
category. Or maybe, ***** it. But I do wish somebody would catalog
this stuff. Someday we'll say to another, "remember that one piece of
toast that really, really, really looked like Jesus," but there will be
no record beyond our recollections. That would be sad.
What a crock! Someone carved up that toast with a knife!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: aa: Jesus Toast |
25 May 2006 10:53:28 PM |
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On 25 May 2006 20:06:48 -0700, "Santolina chamaecyparissus"
<santolina@juno.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1148612808.486187.239480@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>
Every once in a while, when slightly bored, I cruise over to ebay and
see what's up for
bids in terms of items with the face of Jesus or Mary. I think one of
our intrepid atheists
(not me, I'm lazy) should volunteer to keep loose track of this sort of
thing, maybe even to vote for at the end of the month as the best
example in a given category. For instance,
just a few minutes ago I only scrolled down a few listings to see this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpdbk
This would be nominated in the category, Best Face of Jesus or Virgin
Mary, Toast Division. If toast is too narrow then maybe a general
foodstuffs division. Or maybe maybe everything under a single
category. Or maybe, ***** it. But I do wish somebody would catalog
this stuff. Someday we'll say to another, "remember that one piece of
toast that really, really, really looked like Jesus," but there will be
no record beyond our recollections. That would be sad.
You just made a job for yourself...
--
Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Rack Monitor, Chamber 5B
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: aa: Jesus Toast |
25 May 2006 10:30:15 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Santolina chamaecyparissus
(santolina@juno.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Every once in a while, when slightly bored, I cruise over to ebay and
see what's up for
bids in terms of items with the face of Jesus or Mary. I think one of
our intrepid atheists
(not me, I'm lazy) should volunteer to keep loose track of this sort of
thing, maybe even to vote for at the end of the month as the best
example in a given category. For instance,
just a few minutes ago I only scrolled down a few listings to see this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpdbk
This would be nominated in the category, Best Face of Jesus or Virgin
Mary, Toast Division. If toast is too narrow then maybe a general
foodstuffs division. Or maybe maybe everything under a single
category. Or maybe, ***** it. But I do wish somebody would catalog
this stuff. Someday we'll say to another, "remember that one piece of
toast that really, really, really looked like Jesus," but there will be
no record beyond our recollections. That would be sad.
He looks more like Robin Williams, don't you think?
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Dean" |
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| Title: Re: aa: Jesus Toast |
26 May 2006 01:49:01 AM |
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Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
Every once in a while, when slightly bored, I cruise over to ebay and
see what's up for
bids in terms of items with the face of Jesus or Mary. I think one of
our intrepid atheists
(not me, I'm lazy) should volunteer to keep loose track of this sort of
thing, maybe even to vote for at the end of the month as the best
example in a given category. For instance,
just a few minutes ago I only scrolled down a few listings to see this:
http://tinyurl.com/hpdbk
This would be nominated in the category, Best Face of Jesus or Virgin
Mary, Toast Division. If toast is too narrow then maybe a general
foodstuffs division. Or maybe maybe everything under a single
category. Or maybe, ***** it. But I do wish somebody would catalog
this stuff. Someday we'll say to another, "remember that one piece of
toast that really, really, really looked like Jesus," but there will be
no record beyond our recollections. That would be sad.
What is it with people and their all-caps Ebay ads? You see so damn
many of them -- are Ebay users by their nature shouters? Or just
brain-dead idiots who can't find the Caps Lock key?
Speaking of Jesus images, I have a baking sheet with a very clear image
of Jesus's genitals on it. Whaddya think I could get for it on Ebay?
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