|
|
| User: "Panama Floyd" |
|
| Title: Re: AA: Atheism and Christianity timelines compared |
16 Dec 2007 07:28:28 PM |
|
|
On Dec 16, 8:25 pm, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:07:33 -0800, (Scott
Richter) wrote:
Great graphic!
<http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9234/occamsrazorbu0.jpg>
That is funny!
ROFL! And the Occam's Razor quote too. Nice find, Scott.
-PF, Atl.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "AZ Nomad" |
|
| Title: Re: AA: Atheism and Christianity timelines compared |
16 Dec 2007 07:48:41 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:25:35 GMT, Yang, AthD (h.c) <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:07:33 -0800, (Scott
Richter) wrote:
Great graphic!
<http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9234/occamsrazorbu0.jpg>
That is funny!
It is. I might have liked it to try to include the 30 "major" schisms, but
it was still very well done.
I forget what commedian it was but he talks of meeting a stranger and asking
what religion he was... "christian". "So am I! Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant." "So am I! <sect A or Sect B?>" "<Sect B>" "So am I! "Sect
B-1 or Sect B-2?" "Sect B-1" "So am I!" and on and on for about 7 splits.
Finally the person gives the wrong answer and is branded a "Heretic!"
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: AA: Atheism and Christianity timelines compared |
17 Dec 2007 11:59:33 AM |
|
|
"AZ Nomad" <aznomad.2@PremoveOBthisOX.COM> wrote in message
news:slrnfmblbp.ous.aznomad.2@ip70-176-155-130.ph.ph.cox.net...
On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:25:35 GMT, Yang, AthD (h.c)
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:07:33 -0800, (Scott
Richter) wrote:
Great graphic!
<http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9234/occamsrazorbu0.jpg>
That is funny!
It is. I might have liked it to try to include the 30 "major" schisms,
but
it was still very well done.
I forget what commedian it was but he talks of meeting a stranger and
asking
what religion he was... "christian". "So am I! Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant." "So am I! <sect A or Sect B?>" "<Sect B>" "So am I!
"Sect
B-1 or Sect B-2?" "Sect B-1" "So am I!" and on and on for about 7
splits.
Finally the person gives the wrong answer and is branded a "Heretic!"
Emo Philips.
"Die, Heretic scum!" ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.
|
|
|
| User: "AZ Nomad" |
|
| Title: Re: AA: Atheism and Christianity timelines compared |
17 Dec 2007 12:07:39 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:59:33 -0500, Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"AZ Nomad" <aznomad.2@PremoveOBthisOX.COM> wrote in message
....
That is funny!
It is. I might have liked it to try to include the 30 "major" schisms,
but
it was still very well done.
I forget what commedian it was but he talks of meeting a stranger and
asking
what religion he was... "christian". "So am I! Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant." "So am I! <sect A or Sect B?>" "<Sect B>" "So am I!
"Sect
B-1 or Sect B-2?" "Sect B-1" "So am I!" and on and on for about 7
splits.
Finally the person gives the wrong answer and is branded a "Heretic!"
Emo Philips.
"Die, Heretic scum!" ;)
Step 2: find it on google. Thanks!
Here it is:
I was in San Fransisco once, walking along the Golden Gate Bridge, and I saw
this guy on the bridge about to jump. So I thought I'd try to stall and
detain him, long enough for me to put the film in. I said, "Don't jump!" and
he turns... You've heard of the elephant man. He was kind of like that, he
had a, well, you could say he had the head of a horse. And my heart went out
to him. I said, "Why the long face?"
He said, "'Cause all my life people have called me mean names like
horses-head or Flicka or chess-piece or Trigger..."
I said, "Well, don't worry about it, Ed. It can't be that bad."
He said, "My girlfriend's suing me!"
I said, "For palomino?"
He said, "Why was I put on this Earth?"
I said, "My friend, anywhere else you wouldn't stand a chance."
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you, you silly ninny."
He said, "How do you know there's a God?"
I said, "Of course there's a God. Do you think that billions of years ago a
bunch of molecules floating around at random could someday have had the
sense of humor to make you look like that?"
He said, "I do believe in God."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me too. Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! What franchise?"
He says, "Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He says, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He says, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I say, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern
Conservative Reform Baptist?"
He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist."
I say, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?"
He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I say, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes
Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great
Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He says, "Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region
Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over!
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
