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"Yang" |
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31 Dec 2003 08:09:06 PM |
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a.a. Flashback Moment |
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -477 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Nullifidian" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
02 Jan 2004 09:15:24 PM |
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(Yang) wrote in news:3ff37e93.6319109@news.cox.net:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
*gasp!* A whole 170 pounds? Wow! I'd better not cross him.
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
I didn't know they taught tensor calculus in high school.
Please keep these coming, this one was absolutely hilarious. :-)
--
Nullifidian, a.a. #1774 (Remove NO SPAM to e-mail me.)
Member of the EAC Scientific Priesthood Division (Biology Dept.)
"If you have seen me cross myself, it was to Science, Art and Nature."
- Bela Bartok
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 02:13:58 PM |
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In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
....170 lbs? Oooo, my my my.
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 11:26:47 PM |
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In article <3ff37e93.6319109@news.cox.net>, says...
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder)
I'm 180-lbs, in reasonable shape, not a bodybuilder, but am proficient in
the use a variety of weapons that would reduce this dumb ***** to sushi
before he took his first swing.
and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
I'm 100% certain that people in his church would not have the courage to
listen to what I had to say. However, I'm also quite certain that they
couldn't stop me from saying whatever I wanted if I were determined enough
to say it.
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 02:17:03 AM |
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In article <3ff37e93.6319109@news.cox.net>, Yang <eacmole@SPAMmail.com>
wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder)
Not like peace-loving Christians would ever resort to acts of violence
against those who disagree with them.
and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
I would be sure to bring some well-armed members of the Evil Atheist
Conspiracy, which don't exist, to protect me from the ol' Hypatia of
Alexandria treatment.
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Sounds like he's gonna give 'em a *****, not a beating.
Sean C
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
02 Jan 2004 12:53:07 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT in alt.atheism
eacmole@SPAMmail.com (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Yes, I remember him.
He nearly always ignored anyone who answered him politely,
preferring to converse with those who insulted him. Then he used
the insults he got as an excuse for wallowing in his pathetic
self pity.
Truly a sad case.
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 12:21:43 AM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
Amazing the courage of some people on usenet. I am not 170 ponds,
more like 165 and I am not a body builder but, I do practice martial
arts, fight full contact, and am pretty damn good. So, this really
does not intimidate me. Wonder just where this church is?
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "William Barwell" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 06:12:00 PM |
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AngryJohn wrote:
On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
Amazing the courage of some people on usenet. I am not 170 ponds,
more like 165 and I am not a body builder but, I do practice martial
arts, fight full contact, and am pretty damn good. So, this really
does not intimidate me. Wonder just where this church is?
170 pounds? How'd he do against a 325 pound biker with hands
the size of hams?
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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Bush! Chimp or chump?
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
04 Jan 2004 05:38:54 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 18:12:00 -0600, William Barwell
<wbarwell@mungged.mylinuxisp.com>, Message ID:
<3ff4b532$0$131$811e409b@news.mylinuxisp.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
AngryJohn wrote:
On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
Amazing the courage of some people on usenet. I am not 170 ponds,
more like 165 and I am not a body builder but, I do practice martial
arts, fight full contact, and am pretty damn good. So, this really
does not intimidate me. Wonder just where this church is?
170 pounds? How'd he do against a 325 pound biker with hands
the size of hams?
***** and go blind.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Yang" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 12:36:17 AM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 01:21:43 -0500, AngryJohn
<AngryJohnBelief@AngryJohn.net> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
Amazing the courage of some people on usenet. I am not 170 ponds,
more like 165 and I am not a body builder but, I do practice martial
arts, fight full contact, and am pretty damn good. So, this really
does not intimidate me. Wonder just where this church is?
The church of the chest thumping pygmies, or something like that.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -477 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment {sacrifice} |
06 Jan 2004 01:28:18 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 01:21:43 -0500, AngryJohn
<AngryJohnBelief@AngryJohn.net>, Message ID:
<m0f7vvkdm3muq5h5doa23i67uq4i12kdtl@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
Amazing the courage of some people on usenet. I am not 170 ponds,
more like 165 and I am not a body builder but, I do practice martial
arts, fight full contact, and am pretty damn good. So, this really
does not intimidate me. Wonder just where this church is?
http://www.allposters.REMOVEcom/
"After a night of too much alcohol and spirits, thou must kneel, embrace
thy throne and sacrifice to the porcelain god."
(do search on 'sacrifice')
http://christopher-dixon.tripod.com/porcelain.htm
The Porcelain God
The Porcelain God is one of the most popular and well known
gods worldwide. Nearly every home with indoor plumbing has an altar to
the porcelain god within its realm. The altar of the porcelain god even
shows up in office buildings, commercial establishments and industrial
facilities. While everyone may not pay homage at the altar of the
porcelain god it is an everpresent aspect of many peoples lives.
Paying Homage to the Porcelain God is an easy process.
1. The first step in paying homage to the Porcelain God
is to begin imbibing of the spirit of fermentation.
2. After imbibing of the spirit of fermentation continue
to enjoy the spirit until you feel the spirit of the Porcelain God move
your heart.
3. When the spirit of the Porcelain God has entered your
heart you may now approach the altar of the Porcelain God.
4. At this point you should reverentially lift the
protective lid upon the altar.
5. The Next phase of praying at tha altar of the
Porcelain God is to place your head into the rim of the altar.
6. Now you may begin praying at the altyar of the
porcelain god while offering the sacrifice.
7. The prayers should only be based upon the grunts and
moans of the repentant person.
8. The sacrifice you must offer is the contents of your
digestive tract that the Porcelain God demands.
9. The final step in praying at the altar of the
Porcelain God is to pull the handle of the altar and release the
sacrifice.
10. After praying at the altar you may now feel refreshed
and clean yourself knowing that the Porcelain God is very proud.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
04 Jan 2004 05:37:38 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 01:21:43 -0500, AngryJohn
<AngryJohnBelief@AngryJohn.net>, Message ID:
<m0f7vvkdm3muq5h5doa23i67uq4i12kdtl@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
Amazing the courage of some people on usenet. I am not 170 ponds,
more like 165 and I am not a body builder but, I do practice martial
arts, fight full contact, and am pretty damn good. So, this really
does not intimidate me. Wonder just where this church is?
The latrine, it's the porcelin deity-Ralph!
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
08 Jan 2004 04:27:04 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
I thought it was familiar.
But these certifiable lunatics are so sociopathic they can't grasp the
simple point that this alleged "verbal abuse" by "unbelievers" is
merely telling then to *****, and when they don't they and their
beliefs are treated with the same contempt they originally showed us.
They can't understand the difference between action and a reaction
that wouldn't even happen.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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01 Jan 2004 02:56:05 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:09:06 GMT, (Yang) wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
In that case Dove is too stupid to understand that (a) one man's
religion is another's belly laugh, and (b) that if he and his fellow
loonies kept it to themselves there would not be the reaction he lies
about being defamation.
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: Re: a.a. Flashback Moment |
01 Jan 2004 06:32:07 AM |
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Yang wrote:
In November of 2000, this was spotted in a.a.:
"I am nearly 100 percent certain that the verbally abusive unbelievers
here would not have the courage to confront me face-to-face with
their cruel comments (I'm a 170-pound bodybuilder) and I am 100
percent certain that they would not take the podium at my church and
defame and slander Christians in general the way they do on ARC."
-Dove, ready to physically intimitade the unbelievers
with his linebacker-sized pipes.
Hark! Worship my god now or I shall sic my killer Chihuahua on you!
Next Episode: All you need is highchool math to outwit Einstein.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -477 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
I'd say that the only contest a 170 lb bodybuilder would win is the "Mr.
Punyverse" trophy.
--
It seems odd that those who scoff at sun worshippers are apt to worship
a vacuum.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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