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Topic:	Religions > Atheism
User:	"Panama Floyd"
Date:	04 Sep 2006 12:35:22 AM
Object:	aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!

After correcting the link in some moron's "Hand of God" thread, I
couldn't help but notice how ugly it was. And upon reflection, it seems
we've been talking a lot lately about how ugly the websites that get
spammed here are.
So, how about an Ugly Pagent for them? Surely we have enough IT people
around here that could serve as judges. Anyone else interested?
Maybe these'll whet your appetite:
http://www.angelfire.com/planet/handofgod
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god/
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
.

User: "Sara Brum"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 06:44:45 AM

"Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1157348122.293373.42510@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...

I'd probably qualify, but who in their right mind would want to be exposed
to a few yobibytes of crap just to figure out which is the crappiest?
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User: "Enkidu"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 08:35:25 AM

"Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com> wrote in news:1157348122.293373.42510
@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god/

This is really ugly. Really. Not "design", but "anti-design".
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological
concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or
goal outside the human sphere. ... Science has been charged with
undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior
should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and
needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way
if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after
death.
Albert Einstein, Religion and Science
.

User: "Son of Discord"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 08:21:09 AM

In alt.atheism Panama Floyd shared this wisdom:

Does anyone remember the URL of Dore Williamson's web page? If so, I'd
like to enter that one into this "Ugly Pageant". I mean, ***** me is
that ugly. It even has its own stupid Midi file playing in the
background! <gag>

Maybe these'll whet your appetite:

http://www.angelfire.com/planet/handofgod
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god/

-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain

Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html

"Son of Discord"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of *****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
.

User: "Michael Gray"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 02:42:05 AM

On 3 Sep 2006 22:35:22 -0700, "Panama Floyd" <panamaflyd@aol.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1157348122.293373.42510@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>

A great way to get your pooter infected!
The Handjob-of-gawd site had so many popups blocked that it seemed
like the entrance of Jessica Alba at a nerds convention.
.

User: "Uncle Vic"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 03:01:50 AM

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Panama Floyd
(panamaflyd@aol.com) made the light shine upon us with this:

one of my personal favorites:
http://dorewilliamson.com/hell.html
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Member: Intensional misspellingg club.
.

User: ""
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 03:06:03 AM

Uncle Vic wrote:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Panama Floyd
(panamaflyd@aol.com) made the light shine upon us with this:

one of my personal favorites:

http://dorewilliamson.com/hell.html

Oh, how could I have forgotten ol' Do(left off, lest it appear)! I
wonder if the straps on her straightjacket are tight enough.
-PF, etc.
.

User: "Michael Gray"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 06:18:59 AM

On 4 Sep 2006 01:06:03 -0700,

wrote:
- Refer: <1157357163.586882.282990@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>

Uncle Vic wrote:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Panama Floyd
(panamaflyd@aol.com) made the light shine upon us with this:

one of my personal favorites:

http://dorewilliamson.com/hell.html

Oh, how could I have forgotten ol' Do(left off, lest it appear)! I
wonder if the straps on her straightjacket are tight enough.

They've been restricting the blood flow to her head for years.
.

User: "Pastor Kutchie"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 02:07:08 AM

Panama Floyd wrote:

There's nothing in the www uglier than Christianity. Answersingenesis
runs away with the prize for being so full of *****.
.

User: "bk"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 03:19:00 AM

Panama Floyd wrote:

This one is a hoot:
http://www.drdino.com/
.

User: ""
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 03:37:58 AM

bk wrote:

Panama Floyd wrote:

This one is a hoot:

http://www.drdino.com/

Oh, good old Kent! Hovind's a laugh riot. He may go to jail:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V154161BD
Doc Smartass lives down that way. I'm trying to talk him into taking
pictures if they tear Hovind's "museum" down. <g>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
.

User: "Doc Smartass"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 04:09:14 PM

wrote in
news:1157359078.628267.125430@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

bk wrote:

Panama Floyd wrote:

This one is a hoot:

http://www.drdino.com/

Oh, good old Kent! Hovind's a laugh riot. He may go to jail:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V154161BD

I think he's still out on bail, pending his trial in October.

Doc Smartass lives down that way. I'm trying to talk him into taking
pictures if they tear Hovind's "museum" down. <g>

Video. Stereo.
--
Doc Smartass
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of
words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the
people who must use the words. - Philip K. *****
.

User: ""
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 08:32:39 PM

Doc Smartass wrote:

panamfloyd@hotmail.com wrote in
news:1157359078.628267.125430@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

bk wrote:

Panama Floyd wrote:

This one is a hoot:

http://www.drdino.com/

Oh, good old Kent! Hovind's a laugh riot. He may go to jail:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V154161BD

I think he's still out on bail, pending his trial in October.

Doc Smartass lives down that way. I'm trying to talk him into taking
pictures if they tear Hovind's "museum" down. <g>

Video. Stereo.

Sweet. I predict it'll be one of the highest ranked on Youtube..<g>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
.

User: "Doc Smartass"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	08 Sep 2006 06:51:31 PM

wrote in news:1157419959.556288.40380
@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

Doc Smartass wrote:

wrote in
news:1157359078.628267.125430@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

bk wrote:

Panama Floyd wrote:

This one is a hoot:

http://www.drdino.com/

Oh, good old Kent! Hovind's a laugh riot. He may go to jail:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V154161BD

I think he's still out on bail, pending his trial in October.

Doc Smartass lives down that way. I'm trying to talk him into taking
pictures if they tear Hovind's "museum" down. <g>

Video. Stereo.

Sweet. I predict it'll be one of the highest ranked on Youtube..<g>

I haven't seen anything about it still being shut down. I'll have to do a
drive-by, maybe make up a "protest" sign and get pics.
--
Doc Smartass
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of
words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the
people who must use the words. - Philip K. *****
.

User: "Nosterill"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 07:09:34 AM

Panama Floyd wrote:

NightWind?? He really calls himself that?? As in NightWind the Blanket
Lifter?
Perhaps we should have a bad choice of moniker pageant too :-)
.

User: ""
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 02:37:36 AM

Panama Floyd wrote:

^^^^
You misspelt "pageant" and "kill".

http://www.angelfire.com/planet/handofgod
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god/

Ugh. When were those pages made? 1995?
Here are a few offenders:
http://freewebs.com/all4teensct2/index.htm
http://www.rocknwater.com/
http://www.extremechristianteens.com/
http://www.puppetsforjesus.com/
http://www.southtownriders.com/
http://goodmedicinecartoons.tripod.com/
http://www.kids.scintro.com/
http://www.barbarasmithermanteachingministry.com/
http://www.wellspringministry.net/
http://www.americaunderjudgment.org/
http://www.beatsforchrist.com/
***** me, this is ugly! @_@!
http://www.blretail.com/kathrynkuhlman.htm?gclid=CNTu7de7k4cCFR1PTAodfysGvw
"Healing" site? Then why is she dead?
http://www.firstservantmusic.com/
Look at the tentacles coming out of the wall...
http://www.bibleonline.host.sk/
Did you notice the advertisers are always "skin" and "poker"?
I think your suggestion is a sysiphian task. There are too many
ugly xian sites to count.
I have GOT to start that "Suicides For Christ" cult I've been
thinking of....
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
-----
"Our religion is Christ, our politics Fatherland!"
- Hans Schemm, Bavarian Minister
of Education and Culture (1930s)
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a
bit longer."
- Henry Kissinger
"Professor Telhami's accurate depiction of America's non-
credibility in the Muslim world encapsulates the consequences
of a half century of U.S. Middle Eastern policy that moved
America from being the much admired champion of liberty and
self-government to the hated and feared advocate of a new
imperial order, one that has much the same characteristics as
nineteenth-century European imperialism: military garrisons;
economic penetration and control; support for leaders, no
matter how brutal and undemocratic, as long as they obey the
imperial power; and the exploitation and depletion of natural
resources."
- Anonymous, "Imperial Hubris" (2004)
.

User: ""
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 02:58:23 AM

wrote:

Panama Floyd wrote:

^^^^

You misspelt "pageant" and "kill".

Just consider it the American spellings...<g>

http://www.angelfire.com/planet/handofgod
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god/

Ugh. When were those pages made? 1995?

Here are a few offenders:

http://freewebs.com/all4teensct2/index.htm

Wouldn't be bad if it stopped loading after the beachy wallpaper.

http://www.rocknwater.com/
http://www.extremechristianteens.com/

Aaaaaakkkkkk!! My eyes! Green and orange? *****, that's ugly.

http://www.puppetsforjesus.com/

Look, ma! I cun dew haght tee emmmah elle!

http://www.southtownriders.com/

I was wonder where I'd left those mushrooms.

http://goodmedicinecartoons.tripod.com/

I used to be Goth, but then I got saved.

http://www.kids.scintro.com/

I wonder if he realizes the spacecraft icon is a dirty ol' commie
Soyuz..

http://www.barbarasmithermanteachingministry.com/
http://www.wellspringministry.net/
http://www.americaunderjudgment.org/
http://www.beatsforchrist.com/
***** me, this is ugly! @_@!

I made the mistake of trying to listen to it. I am very, very sorry.

http://www.blretail.com/kathrynkuhlman.htm?gclid=CNTu7de7k4cCFR1PTAodfysGvw
"Healing" site? Then why is she dead?
http://www.firstservantmusic.com/
Look at the tentacles coming out of the wall...
http://www.bibleonline.host.sk/
Did you notice the advertisers are always "skin" and "poker"?

I think your suggestion is a sysiphian task. There are too many
ugly xian sites to count.

Whew. I didn't realize someone was already collecting them. Man, some
of that ***** literally hurts my eyes.

I have GOT to start that "Suicides For Christ" cult I've been
thinking of....

Heh, heh..now you're tempting me...<g>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
.

User: ""
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 05:32:44 AM

wrote:

bg12...@apexmail.com wrote:

I think your suggestion is a sysiphian task. There are too many
ugly xian sites to count.

Whew. I didn't realize someone was already collecting them. Man, some
of that ***** literally hurts my eyes.

Collecting? I searched Google with these keywords
+christian +sites
and found all of those in ten minutes.

I have GOT to start that "Suicides For Christ" cult I've been
thinking of....

Heh, heh..now you're tempting me...<g>

The only problem with a S4C site is being held accountable....
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
-----
"Our religion is Christ, our politics Fatherland!"
- Hans Schemm, Bavarian Minister
of Education and Culture (1930s)
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a
bit longer."
- Henry Kissinger
"Professor Telhami's accurate depiction of America's non-
credibility in the Muslim world encapsulates the consequences
of a half century of U.S. Middle Eastern policy that moved
America from being the much admired champion of liberty and
self-government to the hated and feared advocate of a new
imperial order, one that has much the same characteristics as
nineteenth-century European imperialism: military garrisons;
economic penetration and control; support for leaders, no
matter how brutal and undemocratic, as long as they obey the
imperial power; and the exploitation and depletion of natural
resources."
- Anonymous, "Imperial Hubris" (2004)
.

User: "Michael Gray"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 06:18:13 AM

On 4 Sep 2006 03:32:44 -0700,

wrote:
- Refer: <1157365963.933642.296130@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com>

panamfloyd@hotmail.com wrote:

bg12...@apexmail.com wrote:

I think your suggestion is a sysiphian task. There are too many
ugly xian sites to count.

Whew. I didn't realize someone was already collecting them. Man, some
of that ***** literally hurts my eyes.

Collecting? I searched Google with these keywords

+christian +sites

and found all of those in ten minutes.

I have GOT to start that "Suicides For Christ" cult I've been
thinking of....

Heh, heh..now you're tempting me...<g>

The only problem with a S4C site is being held accountable....

Held accountable for a Nobel Peace prize?
.

User: "JTEM"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 03:21:01 AM

wrote:

http://freewebs.com/all4teensct2/index.htm
http://www.rocknwater.com/
http://www.extremechristianteens.com/
http://www.puppetsforjesus.com/
http://www.southtownriders.com/
http://goodmedicinecartoons.tripod.com/
http://www.kids.scintro.com/
http://www.barbarasmithermanteachingministry.com/
http://www.wellspringministry.net/
http://www.americaunderjudgment.org/
http://www.beatsforchrist.com/

Is it just me, or does the "Box" theme seem to
permeate these websites?
And I can't claim this one is particularly ugly, though
I do find the faceless humanoid figures disturbing:
http://www.familychristian.com/
What's the message? "Buy some books & erase
your identity!"
And this one screams "Made in India" all over it:
http://www.discountchristian.com/
This one is an online shrine to small type:
http://www.christianexpressionsuperstore.com/
This one is something of a hidden treasure. To find
out what I mean, drag your mouse over the menu
options:
http://www.amenchristiancalligraphy.com/
.

User: "JTEM"
Title: Tasteless "Christianity" (Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!)	04 Sep 2006 07:04:16 PM

JTEM wrote:

This one is an online shrine to small type:

http://www.christianexpressionsuperstore.com/

I didn't even notice before, but scroll down near the
bottom for the "Scripture Candy Bars."
Apparently they have a whole line of "Christian
Candy Wrappers."
"Christ died for our candy wrappers."
What the ***** is wrong with these people? Heck,
this tops the Good Works "Christian" used car
dealership I drove by, and the Crown of Glory
"Christian" hair salon (which I don't know if it is
still in business (but I sincerely hope not)).
These IDIOTS mock themselves at every turn, then
cry victim whenever we notice and can't help but
laugh.
.

User: "Doc Smartass"
Title: Re: Tasteless "Christianity" (Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!)	04 Sep 2006 09:18:25 PM

"JTEM" <jtem01@gmail.com> wrote in news:1157414656.704153.50880
@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

JTEM wrote:

This one is an online shrine to small type:

http://www.christianexpressionsuperstore.com/

I didn't even notice before, but scroll down near the
bottom for the "Scripture Candy Bars."

Apparently they have a whole line of "Christian
Candy Wrappers."

"Christ died for our candy wrappers."

What the ***** is wrong with these people? Heck,
this tops the Good Works "Christian" used car
dealership I drove by, and the Crown of Glory
"Christian" hair salon (which I don't know if it is
still in business (but I sincerely hope not)).

These IDIOTS mock themselves at every turn, then
cry victim whenever we notice and can't help but
laugh.

On one main road in town: the In His Steps christer dance salon (lessons,
clothing, performances). I keep wondering if they do a ballet or modern
dance version of the Day of Nails.
--
Doc Smartass
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of
words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the
people who must use the words. - Philip K. *****
.

User: "Therion Ware"
Title: Re: aa Proposal: The Official aa Ugly Christian Website Contest!!	04 Sep 2006 11:14:41 AM

On 4 Sep 2006 01:21:01 -0700, "JTEM" <jtem01@gmail.com> wrote:
[snip]

And this one screams "Made in India" all over it:

http://www.discountchristian.com/

"We forgive 90% of your sins for only 45% repentance...!"
--
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline R�age. Cine To DVD? http://www.video2cd.co.uk
.

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