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05 Apr 2005 08:47:20 PM |
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Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Mephisto
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
05 Apr 2005 10:45:50 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Mephisto poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Jesus not only lives, he ROCKS !!
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0405jesus-rocker05-ON.html
Yup, it's for sale on eBay.
Regards,
Josef
Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
-- Christian Nestell Bovee
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| User: "Mephisto" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 06:53:54 PM |
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On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 18:45:50 -0400, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, Mephisto poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Jesus not only lives, he ROCKS !!
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0405jesus-rocker05-ON.html
Yup, it's for sale on eBay.
"The more you look at it, the more it looks like Jesus"
The photo on eBay aside, how exactly do these people know what Jesus
looks like? I see bearded men with long hair every day, but I don't
get all hysterical and start screaming about the second coming. That
happens in an entirely different set of circumstances...
Mephisto
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 10:26:43 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Mephisto poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
....
"The more you look at it, the more it looks like Jesus"
The photo on eBay aside, how exactly do these people know what Jesus
looks like?
Indeed. I have been wondering about that for some time now.
Presumably, faith conquers all doubts.
Regards,
Josef
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
-- Plato
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
05 Apr 2005 08:49:08 PM |
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Mephisto wrote:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Well, there you have it.
<takes his American Atheist membership card out of his wallet and rips it in to
shreds.>
Halleluya!
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[T]hose who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves;
and, under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
-- Pres. George W. Bush, Hypocrite, his inauguration speech, 2005
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 04:47:10 AM |
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On 05 Apr 2005, Mephisto dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569
285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Religious idiots will fall for anything.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 06:54:06 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 05 Apr 2005, Mephisto dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569
285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Religious idiots will fall for anything.
Item removed. What was it?
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| User: "mixmaxx" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 12:04:25 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<iIL4e.10183$FN4.1965@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>...
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 05 Apr 2005, Mephisto dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Fabulous stuff.
Religious idiots will fall for anything.
Item removed. What was it?
It isn't removed!
Follow the ORIGINAL Link. (The last ones have a line-feed, that's why
you don't find the item....)
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 09:08:56 AM |
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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 01:54:06 -0500, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <iIL4e.10183$FN4.1965@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>):
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 05 Apr 2005, Mephisto dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569
285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Religious idiots will fall for anything.
Item removed. What was it?
A painting, of Jesus. Signed, of course.
Signed in English, of course.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
Donıt forget your Decoder Weasel
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 10:30:00 AM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE791158000984C2F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 01:54:06 -0500, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <iIL4e.10183$FN4.1965@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>):
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 05 Apr 2005, Mephisto dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569
285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Religious idiots will fall for anything.
Item removed. What was it?
A painting, of Jesus. Signed, of course.
Signed in English, of course.
Was it supposed to be a self-portrait?!? :P
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 10:59:29 AM |
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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 05:30:00 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote
(in article <3bhs12F6g9gm0U1@individual.net>):
"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BE791158000984C2F02845B0@news.central.cox.net...
On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 01:54:06 -0500, Mike Painter wrote
(in article <iIL4e.10183$FN4.1965@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>):
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 05 Apr 2005, Mephisto dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569
285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Religious idiots will fall for anything.
Item removed. What was it?
A painting, of Jesus. Signed, of course.
Signed in English, of course.
Was it supposed to be a self-portrait?!? :P
No, humor.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Itıs not over till the fat whale farts.²
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| User: "TCS" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
05 Apr 2005 09:59:06 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:47:20 +0100, Mephisto <mephisto@go.away> wrote:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt...
Fabulous stuff.
I know him personally; makes a great burrito.
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| User: "Mephisto" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 06:52:22 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 16:59:06 -0500, TCS
<The-Central-Scrutinizer@p.o.b.o.x.com> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:47:20 +0100, Mephisto <mephisto@go.away> wrote:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt...
Fabulous stuff.
I know him personally; makes a great burrito.
Smart - and all that free wine to go with it! No wonder he was so
popular at parties.
Mephisto
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 01:08:01 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:47:20 +0100, Mephisto <mephisto@go.away> wrote:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Wow! I bet my picture of me and Satan toasting a brew is worth a
fortune!
Now.. where did I put it?
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
05 Apr 2005 10:50:40 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:47:20 +0100, Mephisto <mephisto@go.away> wrote:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
LOL! That's great.
Mephisto
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 12:17:23 PM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Mephisto
<mephisto@go.away>,who intoned thus:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Mephisto
Who is Jesus' orthodontist?
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 01:17:36 PM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Mephisto
<mephisto@go.away>,who intoned thus:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Mephisto
Who is Jesus' orthodontist?
The tooth fairy ?
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute proof that Jesus LIVES! |
06 Apr 2005 02:28:03 PM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Jez
<iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMpipex.com>,who intoned thus:
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Mephisto
<mephisto@go.away>,who intoned thus:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5569285236&rd=1
Fabulous stuff.
Mephisto
Who is Jesus' orthodontist?
The tooth fairy ?
I'm going to have to steal that one!
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
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