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"Father Haskell" |
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02 May 2006 06:25:19 PM |
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Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
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| User: "Scott Richter" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
04 May 2006 09:58:58 AM |
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Father Haskell <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote:
Your choice?
I think it was the part about the dinosaurs and Noah's Ark...
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| User: "Wunderkind" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
04 May 2006 06:20:42 PM |
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Scott Richter wrote:
Father Haskell <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote:
Your choice?
I think it was the part about the dinosaurs and Noah's Ark...
Mine nomination for stupidest verse is "God is love."
All of Christian history disproves this claim!
WK
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
02 May 2006 10:24:44 PM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
Mark 16:17
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they
cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing,
it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall
recover.
Not one Christian I've spoken to is willing to take this challenge.
Those that have, have died, such as in the Jonestown massacre. Those
who have attempted faith healings have only succeeded when those who
were healed were hired by the healer to fake their illnesses.
Casting out devils, such as Exorcism, is dependent on those who believe
there are devils to cast out. People like my self think this is *****.
Christianity, as illustrated by the Bible, is bunk.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Member, Earthquack's 666 club
Supervisor, EAC department of little adhesive-backed shiny plastic
L-shaped doo-dads to add feet to Jesus Fish department
It is safe to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history
and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Fred Acquistapace" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
02 May 2006 06:46:28 PM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
"In the beginning God." It goes downhill from there!
Fred Acquistapace
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
02 May 2006 10:47:59 PM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
Check out this paasage from Genesis where the LORD is speaking to Adam
and Eve:
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the
speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's
best is for the tree of knowledge of good and evil to remain
untouched."
Then the stupid SOB goes and gives man free will! What a dumbass!
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
03 May 2006 03:26:41 PM |
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on 02 May 2006 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Santolina chamaecyparissus
(santolina@juno.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
Check out this paasage from Genesis where the LORD is speaking to Adam
and Eve:
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the
speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's
best is for the tree of knowledge of good and evil to remain
untouched."
Then the stupid SOB goes and gives man free will! What a dumbass!
I wonder how "god" read the front page. Who printed the front page, and
where are the rest of the pages? Was there a headline, and what was it?
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
02 May 2006 07:18:20 PM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
John 14:14 and similar ones certainly deserve an award.
"If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. "
But maybe it's not the passage that's stupid.
Adam's trying all the animals before his god creates a woman is an
interesting thought.
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| User: "David H." |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
02 May 2006 09:46:24 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:gFS5g.20631$4L1.14374@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
John 14:14 and similar ones certainly deserve an award.
"If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. "
But maybe it's not the passage that's stupid.
Adam's trying all the animals before his god creates a woman is an
interesting thought.
The first monkey spanking...
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
03 May 2006 09:22:55 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
John 14:14 and similar ones certainly deserve an award.
"If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. "
But maybe it's not the passage that's stupid.
Adam's trying all the animals before his god creates a woman is an
interesting thought.
As is god creating a man because he was lonely.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
05 May 2006 05:24:53 AM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:18:20 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Adam's trying all the animals before his god creates a woman is an
interesting thought.
I wouldn't call that stupid. Merely inquisitive.
Imagine you are locked up for live in a children's petting zoo.
Without women. After a few weeks those cute goats look mighty
attractive. (Ask a mohammedan.)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
05 May 2006 06:28:37 AM |
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On Fri, 05 May 2006 17:24:53 +0700, Jos Flachs <xwcruise@ksc15.th.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <cr9m529cvmvm7hvfcgmbi2k8spa66kvev2@4ax.com>
On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:18:20 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Adam's trying all the animals before his god creates a woman is an
interesting thought.
I wouldn't call that stupid. Merely inquisitive.
Imagine you are locked up for live in a children's petting zoo.
Without women. After a few weeks those cute goats look mighty
attractive. (Ask a mohammedan.)
"a children's petting zoo"??
Is that for Catholic Priests?
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
05 May 2006 06:52:24 PM |
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On Fri, 05 May 2006 20:58:37 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 05 May 2006 17:24:53 +0700, Jos Flachs <xwcruise@ksc15.th.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <cr9m529cvmvm7hvfcgmbi2k8spa66kvev2@4ax.com>
On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:18:20 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Adam's trying all the animals before his god creates a woman is an
interesting thought.
I wouldn't call that stupid. Merely inquisitive.
Imagine you are locked up for live in a children's petting zoo.
Without women. After a few weeks those cute goats look mighty
attractive. (Ask a mohammedan.)
"a children's petting zoo"??
Is that for Catholic Priests?
No, that is heaven for catholic priests.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
03 May 2006 05:31:09 AM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
Your choice?
Well, in the irony department there's this:
Revelation 22:18
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of
this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto
him the plagues that are written in this book.
"Don't you dare add anything to the stories I made up!" Sounds more
like a request to the editors than the edict of an almighty being..
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
03 May 2006 04:58:39 AM |
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On 2 May 2006 16:25:19 -0700, "Father Haskell"
<fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1146612319.401052.259490@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>
Your choice?
"Printed by Sovereign Grace Publishers, Lafayette, Indiana"
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Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Trainee Inquisitor of the month (runner up: March)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
04 May 2006 10:29:36 PM |
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On 2 May 2006 16:25:19 -0700, "Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote:
Your choice?
Ma ma mia, Ma ma mia, Gallileo let me go.
Ben
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Absolute stupidest passage in the entire bible? |
05 May 2006 10:27:11 AM |
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"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
news:uihl529ben510u5orjo3qgci0ffmhblbvm@4ax.com...
On 2 May 2006 16:25:19 -0700, "Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Your choice?
Ma ma mia, Ma ma mia, Gallileo let me go.
SNARK! Ding dang it :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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