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Religions > Atheism |
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"walksalone" |
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20 Sep 2007 02:16:15 AM |
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Acan JAGOTD |
Acan
Maya [Yucatec/Mexico]
Associated with balche, a beverage made from fermented honey delayed for
reasons unknown the bark of the balche tree has been added. Due to this
unfortunate association, he is known as a god of wine.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Acan JAGOTD |
20 Sep 2007 11:31:00 AM |
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walksalone wrote:
Acan
Maya [Yucatec/Mexico]
Associated with balche, a beverage made from fermented honey delayed for
reasons unknown the bark of the balche tree has been added. Due to this
unfortunate association, he is known as a god of wine.
Then in due time he stumbled upon The Plan. He would change wine into
water to help the thirsty. When this plan failed, he re-directed his
thoughts and came up with The Big Plan. In this plan he would change
wine into milk. This plan, like the other, failed miserably, until he
stumbled upon The Big Big Plan. In this plan, he would change water
into wine. Suddenly he was a big hit at Bar-Mitzvahs. He even learned
how to conceal helium balloons under his clothing to fool the masses
into believing he could walk on it, too.
--
Uncle Vic
#2011
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