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"quibbler" |
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01 Apr 2007 09:51:34 AM |
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Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Tough Tonto" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 10:06:07 AM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.207974e249cf68fc989ef1@news.readfreenews.net...
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Isn't Jesus chocolate?
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| User: "Glenn Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 11:55:24 AM |
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"Tough Tonto" <Chemo@subby.com> wrote in message
news:zTPPh.2731$%G4.2463@trndny05...
"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.207974e249cf68fc989ef1@news.readfreenews.net...
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do
not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Isn't Jesus chocolate?
I heard today that there is an anatomically correct, six foot chocolate
jesus being
offered on eBay.
go figure
zach #33 the ultimate nonbeliever
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 10:14:13 AM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.207974e249cf68fc989ef1@news.readfreenews.net...
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Damn, I need to go smoke a cigarette now ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 06:53:36 PM |
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In article <MPG.207974e249cf68fc989ef1@news.readfreenews.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
And a Happy April Fool's day to you too!
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 10:20:08 AM |
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On 1 apr, 16:51, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
I won't eat the body of man who has been dead for almost two
centuries.
If you really like (your idea of) Jesus, try to "digest" his ideas
instead.
The only way spitrual things can enter your body is thry your brain.
Thought is the only essence of the spirirual!
However if you make a dead man master of you life,
you thoughts become dead too.
Please use your brain in a positive way.
Even the author of the God delusion was one of the "atheists for
Jesus"
Like him I do recognize that Jesus - if he was a real man -
was a great thinker, whith very improved ideas about morality,
way ahead of his time.
But one can only learn from a great man, by understanding him
not by blindly accepting what he said.
I you cannot critically think about him.
he won't make you any wiser.
Wish you wisdom,
Peter van Velzen
Atheist#1107
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 10:38:43 AM |
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On Apr 1, 4:20 pm, "pba...@worldonline.nl" <pba...@worldonline.nl>
wrote:
On 1 apr, 16:51, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
I won't eat the body of man who has been dead for almost two
centuries.
If you really like (your idea of) Jesus, try to "digest" his ideas
instead.
The only way spitrual things can enter your body is thry your brain.
Thought is the only essence of the spirirual!
However if you make a dead man master of you life,
you thoughts become dead too.
Please use your brain in a positive way.
Even the author of the God delusion was one of the "atheists for
Jesus"
Like him I do recognize that Jesus - if he was a real man -
was a great thinker, whith very improved ideas about morality,
way ahead of his time.
But one can only learn from a great man, by understanding him
not by blindly accepting what he said.
I you cannot critically think about him.
he won't make you any wiser.
Wish you wisdom,
Peter van Velzen
Atheist#1107
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
Check the calendar.
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| User: "GODEATER" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 01:31:18 PM |
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"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote
in message news:1175441923.012277.106810@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 1, 4:20 pm, "pba...@worldonline.nl" <pba...@worldonline.nl>
wrote:
On 1 apr, 16:51, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do
not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he
will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
I won't eat the body of man who has been dead for almost two
centuries.
If you really like (your idea of) Jesus, try to "digest" his ideas
instead.
The only way spitrual things can enter your body is thry your brain.
Thought is the only essence of the spirirual!
However if you make a dead man master of you life,
you thoughts become dead too.
Please use your brain in a positive way.
Even the author of the God delusion was one of the "atheists for
Jesus"
Like him I do recognize that Jesus - if he was a real man -
was a great thinker, whith very improved ideas about morality,
way ahead of his time.
But one can only learn from a great man, by understanding him
not by blindly accepting what he said.
I you cannot critically think about him.
he won't make you any wiser.
Wish you wisdom,
Peter van Velzen
Atheist#1107
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
Check the calendar.
man-people are stupid.
hello-he's a regular atheist poster here.
besides-it read as a very well written parody/factual essay to me.
funny as hell!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
03 Apr 2007 02:50:39 PM |
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On 1 apr, 17:38, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
<use...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Apr 1, 4:20 pm, "pba...@worldonline.nl" <pba...@worldonline.nl>
wrote:
On 1 apr, 16:51, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his fabulous
possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ, willingly into
your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his Divine Essence, will
you be admitted to the eternal night club of his bliss. Do not persist
in your unbelief, or you will be made to perform annilingus upon the
Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to Jesus is the only way! Do not
continue to deny him, but accept the golden shower of gifts that he will
rain upon you, as the strict Lord and MASTER of your life.
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
I won't eat the body of man who has been dead for almost two
centuries.
If you really like (your idea of) Jesus, try to "digest" his ideas
instead.
The only way spitrual things can enter your body is thry your brain.
Thought is the only essence of the spirirual!
However if you make a dead man master of you life,
you thoughts become dead too.
Please use your brain in a positive way.
Even the author of the God delusion was one of the "atheists for
Jesus"
Like him I do recognize that Jesus - if he was a real man -
was a great thinker, whith very improved ideas about morality,
way ahead of his time.
But one can only learn from a great man, by understanding him
not by blindly accepting what he said.
I you cannot critically think about him.
he won't make you any wiser.
Wish you wisdom,
Peter van Velzen
Atheist#1107
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
Check the calendar.- Tekst uit oorspronkelijk bericht niet weergeven -
- Tekst uit oorspronkelijk bericht weergeven -
I was fooled?
Well: praise to quibbler then!
Do we have an April 1 award for Alt.Atheism?
Peter van Velzen
March 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
03 Apr 2007 08:15:55 PM |
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On 3 Apr 2007 12:50:39 -0700, "pbamvv@worldonline.nl"
<pbamvv@worldonline.nl> wrote:
I was fooled?
Well: praise to quibbler then!
Do we have an April 1 award for Alt.Atheism?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
04 Apr 2007 04:18:11 PM |
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On 4 apr, 03:15, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid> wrote:
On 3 Apr 2007 12:50:39 -0700, "pba...@worldonline.nl"
<pba...@worldonline.nl> wrote:
I was fooled?
Well: praise to quibbler then!
Do we have an April 1 award for Alt.Atheism?
A rubber chicken
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A live one.
Well My wife can kill it then and cook it for quibbler.
(she can work miracles with chicken)
Peter van Velzen Daengprasert
April 2005
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "tirebiter" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 12:42:28 PM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MPG.207974e249cf68fc989ef1@news.readfreenews.net:
The power of the Lord has bent me over and opened me up to his
fabulous possibilities. You too must take the body of Christ,
willingly into your flesh. Only by swallowing every drop of his
Divine Essence, will you be admitted to the eternal night club of his
bliss. Do not persist in your unbelief, or you will be made to
perform annilingus upon the Devil for 666 eternities. Giving it up to
Jesus is the only way! Do not continue to deny him, but accept the
golden shower of gifts that he will rain upon you, as the strict Lord
and MASTER of your life.
I'll be glad when it's finally April 2nd.
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a.a. #2273
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You |
01 Apr 2007 02:59:35 PM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in news:MPG.207974e249cf68fc989ef1
@news.readfreenews.net:
Subject: Accept the Lord, Deep Inside of You
Sorry, main, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with
it, y'know.
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Doc Smartass, aware of the calendar
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