Religions > Atheism > Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!!
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28 Sep 2007 05:19:25 AM |
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Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell
and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava
while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling
buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his
blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought,
but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord
Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with
fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and
flinging you into Hell.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
28 Sep 2007 06:28:17 AM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1190974765.664031.88400@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
That's <WHACK>
Shut the hell up, cretin.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
28 Sep 2007 06:02:30 PM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1190974765.664031.88400@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell
and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava
while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling
buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his
blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought,
but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord
Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with
fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and
flinging you into Hell.
You worship a monster of your own making.
You need to get psychiatric help fast!
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 12:35:45 AM |
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Last time that great scribe TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> chipped
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell
and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava
while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling
buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his
blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought,
but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord
Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with
fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and
flinging you into Hell.
Actually I'm not any sort of American, quasi or otherwise. But thanks
for being obnoxious all the same.
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Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
28 Sep 2007 12:07:36 PM |
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On 28 sep, 12:19, TRUECRISTIAN <X...@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote:
That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell
and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava
while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling
buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his
blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought,
but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord
Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with
fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and
flinging you into Hell.
That is funny!
However, the truth is not depending on incentives
This guy Jesus was a fine humanist,
but his idea's about his daddy was whishfull thinking.
No hell below us,
above us only sky.
Actually there is about as much sky below us as there is above us
but we just can't see it.
Any Idea how big that sky is?
http://www.xs4all.nl/~velzen5/universe.html
Peter van Velzen
September 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
28 Sep 2007 09:48:38 PM |
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On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:19:25 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM>
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That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell
and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava
while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling
buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his
blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought,
but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord
Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with
fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and
flinging you into Hell.
I have to 'out' you 'TRUECRISTIAN'. You've stepped too far into the
parody lane. Nice Troll but you went too far. Your barnyard cHristian
isn't smart enough to compose a post like yours.
BAAWA is always looking for new warriors.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME AREAL AMERICAN!! |
28 Sep 2007 08:52:53 AM |
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On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:19:25 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team!
You think you're funny don't you?
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards,
witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling
from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that *we* are the
ones that need help?" - Jon Stoll
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
28 Sep 2007 11:09:50 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes:
On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:19:25 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to
get on board 100% with the winning team!
You think you're funny don't you?
He *is* funny - at least, in the sense of meat spoiling.
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Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "TRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 05:40:52 AM |
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Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on
the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of
eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and
Savior. I want to serve you always.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 06:19:43 AM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1191062452.889920.27510@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
Lord <SMACK>
Shut your pie hole, Cletus.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "TRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 06:41:53 AM |
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Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives... you are now
lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace.
There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets where they
lie side by side here in this country of ours... You the mothers who
sent their sons from far away countries, wipe away your tears. Your
sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. Having lost their
lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 11:09:36 AM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1191066113.036297.193860@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
Those <BAM!>
I don't recall giving you permission to speak, dumbass.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "TRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 04:08:50 PM |
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God gave us this land. That's why we won against the engines. God
was disgusted by the primative tribes worshipping rocks, sticks,
buffalo whatever. God poured out His wrath on the engines the way He
did with the Canaanites. Manifest destiny. God will pour his wrath
out on the filthy mulsims too.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 06:55:48 PM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1191100130.287616.127560@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
God <BLAM!>
Doesn't exist. Grow up.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "TRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 07:48:19 PM |
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i think all you scum bags are stupid, cuz no body understands what is
it to be in there position unless your in one of the big positions,
and regardless if the reason or their cause, the glory those men
achieved and the positions they attained is not an averages man dream,
so shut all your stupid asses with stupid uneducated empty comments
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 04:37:48 AM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1191113299.978875.299170@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
i think <SMACK!>
Liar.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "TRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 06:21:14 AM |
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Get out of this country you fuckin *****.
I lost 2 friends yesterday. take your hippie pacifist ***** and
stick it up your *****. ***** all these countries. they condone
this ***** and harbor these sand monkeys. they are the ones
ultimately responsible. As for their people, they enjoy this
*****. Didn't you see the news yesterday as those camel jockeys
were jumping for joy. Tell my friends mother that they dont'
desrve to be bombed as she weeps for her 24 year old son.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 06:26:47 AM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
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Get ,SMACK>
Think anyone believes a word you say?
Don't you have a priest to blow?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOMEA REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 09:30:34 AM |
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TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
Get out of this country you fuckin *****.
I lost 2 friends yesterday. take your hippie pacifist ***** and
stick it up your *****. ***** all these countries. they condone
this ***** and harbor these sand monkeys. they are the ones
ultimately responsible. As for their people, they enjoy this
*****. Didn't you see the news yesterday as those camel jockeys
were jumping for joy. Tell my friends mother that they dont'
desrve to be bombed as she weeps for her 24 year old son.
Hey, flange head. You're overdue for posting one of your "the world
hates me I'm so depressed I wish I were dead" stories.
Get on with it all ready. It's all you're good for.
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME AREAL AMERICAN!! |
04 Oct 2007 07:24:48 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:48:19 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
i think all you scum bags are stupid
And yet you hang out with us.
Go figure...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 11:48:33 AM |
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TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> writes:
i think all you scum bags are stupid, cuz no body understands what is
it to be in there position unless your in one of the big positions,
and regardless if the reason or their cause, the glory those men
achieved and the positions they attained is not an averages man dream,
so shut all your stupid asses with stupid uneducated empty comments
Shove your head back up your ***** and don't read news. Problem solved, and
I'll send you the bill.
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Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 12:38:36 AM |
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Last time that great scribe TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> chipped
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
God gave us this land. That's why we won against the engines. God
was disgusted by the primative tribes worshipping rocks, sticks,
buffalo whatever. God poured out His wrath on the engines the way He
did with the Canaanites. Manifest destiny. God will pour his wrath
out on the filthy mulsims too.
Why would I want to worship such a colossal arsehole of a god?
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Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 09:08:08 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM>
wrote:
God gave us this land. That's why we won against the engines. God
was disgusted by the primative tribes worshipping rocks, sticks,
buffalo whatever. God poured out His wrath on the engines the way He
did with the Canaanites. Manifest destiny. God will pour his wrath
out on the filthy mulsims too.
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I finally found Jeebus. What a shocker!
http://www.youporn.com/watch/58254
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 11:52:04 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:08:08 -0700, Stephen Knight
<wooly51@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM>
wrote:
God gave us this land. That's why we won against the engines. God
was disgusted by the primative tribes worshipping rocks, sticks,
buffalo whatever. God poured out His wrath on the engines the way He
did with the Canaanites. Manifest destiny. God will pour his wrath
out on the filthy mulsims too.
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I finally found Jeebus. What a shocker!
Mental picture of Morgan the Goat (Colm Meaney) in The Englishman Who
Went up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain. The village's Methodist
Minister says "Have you no shame?" so he searched his pockets.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/58254
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME AREAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 05:42:29 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:08:50 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
God gave us this land. That's why we won against the engines.
Okay, look, this joke has gone on long enough don't you think?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours."
- Dr. House
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| User: "Steve O" |
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29 Sep 2007 06:44:38 AM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1191062452.889920.27510@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on
the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of
eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and
Savior. I want to serve you always.
Does Jesus post in here?
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Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
Convicted by Earthquack
"The only problem with Baptists is that they don't hold them underwater long
enough."
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| User: "les_on_usenet" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 09:06:11 AM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:44:38 +0100, "Steve O" <hooray!@nospamhere.com>
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1191062452.889920.27510@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on
the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of
eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and
Savior. I want to serve you always.
Does Jesus post in here?
Nah, he is recanting what he believes to be magic in the hope it might
make us disappear or frighten us off. I am quivering and shaking
allright - with laughter.
Les Hellawell
Greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 05:21:17 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:40:52 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM>
wrote:
Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on
the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of
eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and
Savior. I want to serve you always.
He's dead. Kill yourself and you'll be with him. Then, if he's real,
he'll resurrect you.
--
Al at Webdingers dot com
"They laughed at Newton, they laughed at Einstein, but they also laughed at
Bozo the Clown."
- Carl Sagan
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME AREAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 10:04:59 AM |
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On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:40:52 -0700, TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on the
cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of
eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and
Savior. I want to serve you always.
If this Jesus guy is what made you so stupid and pointless, I'll avoid
him myself thank-you-very-much...
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Can you unmasterbate to someone?"
- Bill Maher
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| User: "Nosterill" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
30 Sep 2007 04:45:53 PM |
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On Sep 29, 11:40 am, TRUECRISTIAN <X...@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote:
Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on
the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of
eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and
Savior. I want to serve you always.
You want to serve a sadist? That's what you called him in your first
post.
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as Your Personal Savior TO BECOME A REAL AMERICAN!! |
29 Sep 2007 12:37:10 PM |
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TRUECRISTIAN <XL5@OPERAMAIL.COM> writes:
Lord Jesus <*BLAM!*>
Fixed that problem for you, Fake Coward.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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