On 7 Jul 2006 19:11:01 +0200, "sync" <sync@gmail.com> wrote:

"wbarwell" <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com> wrote in message news:12ao71pbvlvl8d6@corp.supernews.com...

STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT ADAM AND EVE
FOR STUPID CHRISTIANS.

1. Why does god need a gardener anyway?

Cause godless atheists were (are) taking a dump anywhere they can
in that garden. Why? Cause atheists are 'free'. They can do whatever
they want, they don't need some stupid God thing 'telling' them what
to do. If they wanted (could, as a matter of fact) to take a giant dump
on God's head, they would do it... why? CAUSE THEY CAN!

2. In god's garden, we see the gods had a tree of
knowledge of good and evil and a tree of life.
What other trees were there?

Uncle Vic's penis.

3. Where are the gods' magic trees now?

Look outside your window.

4. Why did god want us to be kept stupid?

Gues what; WE ARE STUPID. Both me and you. LOL!
AND everybody else. Why? We're humans.

5. Why did god want us to be mortal?

LOL, you want scum to be immortal? LMAO! Universe would
have collapsed gazillion times by now, if humans weren't mortal.

6. What happened to god's sons?

You are on of them.

7. Did only the serpent have speech or did the
other animals in god's magic garden talk also?

Cause a 'serpent' was a human.

8. If its evil to run around naked, why didn't god
tell Adam that from the beginning?

Tehn, you go ahead, and run around naked. Let society
decide whether you're a nutcase or something else... LMAO!

9. If god so smart, why didn't he put up an
electric fence around his magic fruit trees?

Why would He? He is not you. Or me. See how dumb you
atheists are? Why would God immitate humans, and their
behaviour?

10. If god is all knowing and omniscient, why did
he forsee his lie would not deter Adam for long?

He did. Just as He forsees your lies, for example.

More questions to be added later.

Try harder...

Stupid obnoxious little stync. I must have forgotten to plonk you
here. Bye.

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On Fri, 7 Jul 2006 14:30:15 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:

There are a lot of stupid things about genesis:
Here are some questions to ask.

Why does gawd work in the dark in creating the heavens and the earth in
Gen 1:1 and only after he's finished, turn the light on in Gen 1:3?

He had night-vison goggles.

Why does it matter whether Adam was created before Eve? Rocks and dirt
were created before Adam. Does this makes rocks and dirt more important
than Adam?

Not if they were atheist rocks.

In Gen 2:19 it says that God brought animals to Adam to see what he would
call them (as though he didn't know). But god already had to have words
for these animals because he spoke them into existence. Are we supposed
to believe that god didn't have a word for his own creation until Adam
mumbled some caveman's grunt of a name?

Of course God knew what Adam was going to name them. It was part of Adam's
gardening duties.

Besides, in Gen 1:20-25 he
already refers to cattle and birds and fish, etc. Isn't that a name? Did
he have to give each one a pet name like "elmo", "pinky", "spot" and "mr.
whiskers"?

There - you've already figured it out.

Furthermore, adam only names the birds of the air and the beasts of the
field. So where did the rest of things get their names? For example,
where did the fish, mentioned above, get their names? And are we really
supposed to believe that Adam named millions of species of birds and
terrestrial animals?

There were only a few at the time. A leopard, a goat, a lion, a cow and a bear,
I think, and an adder, of course.

After Eve committed original sin, and she
dragged poor Adam into it

and got them kicked out of the garden, the naming
likely passed on to somebody else. Maybe even God took over the duties.

According to Gen 3:1, the serpent is a beast of the field. Therefore,
Adam had to have named it. But he did this before Eve was created. So
how does Eve know in Gen 3:13 "The serpent deceived me". Presumably she
has never seen a snake or had an opportunity to learn Adam's
idiosyncratic naming scheme.

???? Good grief, the adder came before Eve.

As a side question, in what way did the serpent deceive Eve?

Why, he lied to her and told her she wouldn't die even though God said she
would.

Good grief, quib, you and the snake are best buds.

You believe
everything else he tells you, why not this?

They didn't die in the day they ate from the tree, as Yahweh falsely claimed,

Now quib, really. A day is like a thousand years to God. Adam died at the age
of 930, the same day.

and he
further noted, "your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God".
Later in Gen 3:22 Yahweh says, "Behold, the man has become like one of
Us, to know good and evil".

Yes, and they couldn't handle it, as God knew. See, they gave us war and
pestilence, disease, hatred, meanness, and all the bad things that don't exist
in the garden/heaven with God.

On Fri, 7 Jul 2006 14:30:15 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:

There are a lot of stupid things about genesis:
Here are some questions to ask.

Why does gawd work in the dark in creating the heavens and the earth in
Gen 1:1 and only after he's finished, turn the light on in Gen 1:3?

He had night-vison goggles.

Why does it matter whether Adam was created before Eve? Rocks and dirt
were created before Adam. Does this makes rocks and dirt more important
than Adam?

Not if they were atheist rocks.

In Gen 2:19 it says that God brought animals to Adam to see what he would
call them (as though he didn't know). But god already had to have words
for these animals because he spoke them into existence. Are we supposed
to believe that god didn't have a word for his own creation until Adam
mumbled some caveman's grunt of a name?

Of course God knew what Adam was going to name them. It was part of Adam's
gardening duties.

Besides, in Gen 1:20-25 he
already refers to cattle and birds and fish, etc. Isn't that a name? Did
he have to give each one a pet name like "elmo", "pinky", "spot" and "mr.
whiskers"?

There - you've already figured it out.

Furthermore, adam only names the birds of the air and the beasts of the
field. So where did the rest of things get their names? For example,
where did the fish, mentioned above, get their names? And are we really
supposed to believe that Adam named millions of species of birds and
terrestrial animals?

There were only a few at the time. A leopard, a goat, a lion, a cow and a bear,
I think, and an adder, of course. After Eve committed original sin, and she
dragged poor Adam into it and got them kicked out of the garden, the naming
likely passed on to somebody else. Maybe even God took over the duties.

According to Gen 3:1, the serpent is a beast of the field. Therefore,
Adam had to have named it. But he did this before Eve was created. So
how does Eve know in Gen 3:13 "The serpent deceived me". Presumably she
has never seen a snake or had an opportunity to learn Adam's
idiosyncratic naming scheme.

???? Good grief, the adder came before Eve. What are you smoking?

As a side question, in what way did the serpent deceive Eve?

Why, he lied to her and told her she wouldn't die even though God said she
would. Good grief, quib, you and the snake are best buds. You believe
everything else he tells you, why not this?

They didn't die in the day they ate from the tree, as Yahweh falsely claimed,

Now quib, really. A day is like a thousand years to God. Adam died at the age
of 930, the same day.

and he
further noted, "your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God".
Later in Gen 3:22 Yahweh says, "Behold, the man has become like one of
Us, to know good and evil".

Yes, and they couldn't handle it, as God knew. See, they gave us war and
pestilence, disease, hatred, meanness, and all the bad things that don't exist
in the garden/heaven with God.

On Fri, 7 Jul 2006 14:30:15 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:

There are a lot of stupid things about genesis:
Here are some questions to ask.

Why does gawd work in the dark in creating the heavens and the earth in
Gen 1:1 and only after he's finished, turn the light on in Gen 1:3?

He had night-vison goggles.

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On Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:08:20 -0500, in alt.atheism , wbarwell
<wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com> in <12ao71pbvlvl8d6@corp.supernews.com>
wrote:

STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT ADAM AND EVE
FOR STUPID CHRISTIANS.

From stupid atheists?

Nope, from stupid jews and their stupid myths. Even duke beat you to
that lame remark, BTW.