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"Doc Smartass" |
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17 Jan 2006 07:18:21 PM |
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Ah, Billy Graham, that King of Comedy |
So I open yesterday's paper to read the most important page (the comics);
on the facing page, grinning up in his religious richtus, is the daily
Billy Graham column.
The title for this one was:
"Fortune-tellers will just decieve you."
Funny, that--especially considering that his column runs right above the
daily horoscope.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Ah, Billy Graham, that King of Comedy |
18 Jan 2006 04:21:55 AM |
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In article <Xns974EC4DA3DC61askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
So I open yesterday's paper to read the most important page (the comics);
on the facing page, grinning up in his religious richtus, is the daily
Billy Graham column.
The title for this one was:
"Fortune-tellers will just decieve you."
Funny, that--especially considering that his column runs right above the
daily horoscope.
Well, the true irony is that Billy has deceived far more people than
Madame Zorba ever did.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Witziges Rätsel" |
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| Title: Re: Ah, Billy Graham, that King of Comedy |
18 Jan 2006 07:29:36 AM |
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So I open yesterday's paper to read the most important page (the comics);
on the facing page, grinning up in his religious richtus, is the daily
Billy Graham column.
The title for this one was:
"Fortune-tellers will just decieve you."
Funny, that--especially considering that his column runs right above the
daily horoscope.
Well, the true irony is that Billy has deceived far more people than
Madame Zorba ever did.
And the hypocrisy is that Graham and all the other prophets and
doomsday preachers are in fact fortune tellers. Maybe "misfortune
teller" would be a more accurate title.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: AQOTM for January (was Re: Ah, Billy Graham, that King of Comedy) |
21 Jan 2006 12:12:34 AM |
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Witziges R=E4tsel wrote:
So I open yesterday's paper to read the most important page (the comic=
s);
on the facing page, grinning up in his religious richtus, is the daily
Billy Graham column.
The title for this one was:
"Fortune-tellers will just decieve you."
Funny, that--especially considering that his column runs right above t=
he
daily horoscope.
In response to:
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Well, the true irony is that Billy has deceived far more people than
Madame Zorba ever did.
And the hypocrisy is that Graham and all the other prophets and
doomsday preachers are in fact fortune tellers. Maybe "misfortune
teller" would be a more accurate title.
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Nomination. Seconds?
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Atheist #153 =3D 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM for January (was Re: Ah, Billy Graham, that King of Comedy) |
21 Jan 2006 08:00:18 PM |
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On 20 Jan 2006 22:12:34 -0800, wrote in alt.atheism
Witziges Rätsel wrote:
So I open yesterday's paper to read the most important page (the comics);
on the facing page, grinning up in his religious richtus, is the daily
Billy Graham column.
The title for this one was:
"Fortune-tellers will just decieve you."
Funny, that--especially considering that his column runs right above the
daily horoscope.
In response to:
--------------------------------------------------------
Well, the true irony is that Billy has deceived far more people than
Madame Zorba ever did.
And the hypocrisy is that Graham and all the other prophets and
doomsday preachers are in fact fortune tellers. Maybe "misfortune
teller" would be a more accurate title.
--------------------------------------------------------
Nomination. Seconds?
Yes.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM for January (was Re: Ah, Billy Graham, that King of Comedy) |
22 Jan 2006 04:08:55 AM |
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In article <5pp5t159u4sofvvenv2pdl6mn32dkb7leb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On 20 Jan 2006 22:12:34 -0800, wrote in alt.atheism
Witziges Rätsel wrote:
So I open yesterday's paper to read the most important page (the
comics);
on the facing page, grinning up in his religious richtus, is the daily
Billy Graham column.
The title for this one was:
"Fortune-tellers will just decieve you."
Funny, that--especially considering that his column runs right above
the
daily horoscope.
In response to:
--------------------------------------------------------
Well, the true irony is that Billy has deceived far more people than
Madame Zorba ever did.
And the hypocrisy is that Graham and all the other prophets and
doomsday preachers are in fact fortune tellers. Maybe "misfortune
teller" would be a more accurate title.
--------------------------------------------------------
Nomination. Seconds?
Yes.
Recorded
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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