"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
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TUSKEGEE (EAP) -- In what seems to be a unique legal case, a
14-year-old Tuskegee boy is being sued by his mother for emotional
and financial damages caused by him pretending to be God via
a remote-control tape recorder he planted under the dinner table.

The boy is counter-suing for child abuse because of the beating
he received after being found out.

"I was trying to get my mother to stop praying at meals, but my plan
sort of backfired," said Toby Adams, who ended up replacing the tape
recorder with a walkie talkie and asking for money and gifts from his
mother each night.

"I want all of those things back now that I know my son was just
trying to fool me," says Loretta Adams, who says she never thought
to look under the table until she started hearing static as well
as the voice of God.

"The first voice I heard told me to quit praying and thanking me for
the food at the table. I heard it loud and clear, and thought I might
be hallucinating, but then the voice repeated itself, so I asked my
son if he could also hear the voice."

"I said I also heard it and told my mother that we should follow the
advice, thinking that would put an end to the praying, but I guess
that was a mistake, because my mother started praying even more
than she did before," Toby said.

"I could hear her praying at the table while I was in bed and decided
to put a walkie talkie under the table and start talking to her
directly and telling her to quit praying whenever I could hear her
praying at the table."

That didn't work, so greed took over at that point as the Adams
boy started giving advice to his mother, and asking for different
things to see if she would comply.

It started with a pair of expensive sneakers and the latest
Playstation video games and went on from there, all the way down to
cash money laid out on the dinner table every night.

"I would sneak down at night while my mother was asleep and take the
money, and she thought God was taking it just like Santa eating the
milk and cookies I used to leave out for him," Toby said.

Things took a turn for the worse when the batteries in the walkie
talkie ran low and static started appearing, and it was only then
that Loretta Adams looked under the table and found the source of
the voices she had been hearing.

"I went upstairs and took a beltstrap to my son, giving him a good
beating for tricking me," she said.

Toby reported the incident to one of his teachers who then reported
it to a local child abuse agency which is seeking to have Toby
removed from his home for his own protection.

"She might beat me again, and that scares me," Toby told his teacher.

"I'm sorry for tricking my mother, but she won't let it go," he said.

--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com

Some people are just too stupid to be allowed to have kids.

"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
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TUSKEGEE (EAP) -- In what seems to be a unique legal case.....

Makes you wonder just how strong their "beliefs" truly are....

This kid shouldn't be sorry. He should laugh his ***** of.

Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message

TUSKEGEE (EAP) -- In what seems to be a unique legal case.....

Damn.....that was funny, except of course, for the beating.
This part, though, kind of stands out:

"The first voice I heard told me to quit praying and thanking me for
the food at the table. I heard it loud and clear, and thought I might
be hallucinating, but then the voice repeated itself, so I asked my
son if he could also hear the voice."

All the Bible thumpers pray like crazy, hoping their Sky Pixie will hear
them and answer their pitiful requests. As soon as one of them hears a
reply, they immediately think they are hallucinating.
Makes you wonder just how strong their "beliefs" truly are....
This kid shouldn't be sorry. He should laugh his ***** of.

"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message

|
| TUSKEGEE (EAP) -- In what seems to be a unique legal case, a
| 14-year-old Tuskegee boy is being sued by his mother for emotional
| and financial damages caused by him pretending to be God via
| a remote-control tape recorder he planted under the dinner table.
|
| The boy is counter-suing for child abuse because of the beating
| he received after being found out.
|
| "I was trying to get my mother to stop praying at meals, but my plan
| sort of backfired," said Toby Adams, who ended up replacing the tape
| recorder with a walkie talkie and asking for money and gifts from his
| mother each night.
|
| "I want all of those things back now that I know my son was just
| trying to fool me," says Loretta Adams, who says she never thought
| to look under the table until she started hearing static as well
| as the voice of God.
|
| "The first voice I heard told me to quit praying and thanking me for
| the food at the table. I heard it loud and clear, and thought I might
| be hallucinating, but then the voice repeated itself, so I asked my
| son if he could also hear the voice."
|
| "I said I also heard it and told my mother that we should follow the
| advice, thinking that would put an end to the praying, but I guess
| that was a mistake, because my mother started praying even more
| than she did before," Toby said.
|
| "I could hear her praying at the table while I was in bed and decided
| to put a walkie talkie under the table and start talking to her
| directly and telling her to quit praying whenever I could hear her
| praying at the table."
|
| That didn't work, so greed took over at that point as the Adams
| boy started giving advice to his mother, and asking for different
| things to see if she would comply.
|
| It started with a pair of expensive sneakers and the latest
| Playstation video games and went on from there, all the way down to
| cash money laid out on the dinner table every night.
|
| "I would sneak down at night while my mother was asleep and take the
| money, and she thought God was taking it just like Santa eating the
| milk and cookies I used to leave out for him," Toby said.
|
| Things took a turn for the worse when the batteries in the walkie
| talkie ran low and static started appearing, and it was only then
| that Loretta Adams looked under the table and found the source of
| the voices she had been hearing.
|
| "I went upstairs and took a beltstrap to my son, giving him a good
| beating for tricking me," she said.

Thing is the stupid hag tricked her self. Anyone that believes in gods is
guilty of self deception. The kid deserves a frickn medal for trying to

his mother the red pill

| Toby reported the incident to one of his teachers who then reported
| it to a local child abuse agency which is seeking to have Toby removed
| from his home for his own protection.
|
| "She might beat me again, and that scares me," Toby told his teacher.
|
| "I'm sorry for tricking my mother, but she won't let it go," he said.

"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message news:g4mfh0d4jf4pvqdnd569oho59j3l8rsai9@4ax.com...
|
| TUSKEGEE (EAP) -- In what seems to be a unique legal case, a
| 14-year-old Tuskegee boy is being sued by his mother for emotional
| and financial damages caused by him pretending to be God via
| a remote-control tape recorder he planted under the dinner table.
|
| The boy is counter-suing for child abusebecause of the beating
| he received after being found out.
|
| "I was trying to get my mother to stop praying at meals, but my plan
| sort of backfired," said Toby Adams, who ended up replacing the tape
| recorder with a walkie talkie and asking for money and gifts from his
| mother each night.
|
| "I want all of those things back now that I know my son was just
| trying to fool me," says Loretta Adams, who says she never thought
| to look under the table until she started hearing static as well
| as the voice of God.
|
| "The first voice I heard told me to quit praying and thanking me for
| the food at the table. I heard it loud and clear, and thought I might
| be hallucinating, but then the voice repeated itself, so I asked my
| son if he could also hear the voice."
|
| "I said I also heard it and told my mother that we should follow the
| advice, thinking that would put an end to the praying, but I guess
| that was a mistake, because my mother started praying even more
| than she did before," Toby said.
|
| "I could hear her praying at the table while I was in bed and decided
| to put a walkie talkie under the table and start talking to her
| directly and telling her to quit praying whenever I could hear her
| praying at the table."
|
| That didn't work, so greed took over at that point as the Adams
| boy started giving advice to his mother, and asking for different
| things to see ifshe would comply.
|
| It started with a pair of expensive sneakers and the latest
| Playstation video games and went on from there, all the way down to
| cash money laid out on the dinner table every night.
|
| "I would sneak down at night while my mother was asleep and take the
| money, and she thought God was taking it just like Santa eating the
| milk and cookies I used to leave out for him," Toby said.
|
| Things took a turn for the worse when the batteries in the walkie
| talkie ran low and static started appearing, and it was only then
| that Loretta Adams looked under the table and found the source of
| the voices she had been hearing.
|
| "I went upstairs and took a beltstrap to my son, giving him a good
| beating for tricking me," she said.

Thing is the stupid hag tricked her self. Anyone that believes in gods is
guilty of self deception. The kid deserves a frickn medal for trying to give
his mother the red pill

| Toby reported the incident to one of his teachers who then reported
| it to a local child abuse agency which is seeking to have Toby removed
| from his home for his own protection.
|
| "She might beat me again, and that scares me," Toby told his teacher.
|
| "I'm sorry for tricking my mother, but she won't let it go," he said.

"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message

|
| TUSKEGEE (EAP) -- In what seems to be a unique legal case, a
| 14-year-old Tuskegee boy is being sued by his mother for emotional
| and financial damages caused by him pretending to be God via
| a remote-control tape recorder he planted under the dinner table.
|
| The boy is counter-suing for child abuse because of the beating
| he received after being found out.
|
| "I was trying to get my mother to stop praying at meals, but my plan
| sort of backfired," said Toby Adams, who ended up replacing the tape
| recorder with a walkie talkie and asking for money and gifts from his
| mother each night.
|
| "I want all of those things back now that I know my son was just
| trying to fool me," says Loretta Adams, who says she never thought
| to look under the table until she started hearing static as well
| as the voice of God.
|
| "The first voice I heard told me to quit praying and thanking me for
| the food at the table. I heard it loud and clear, and thought I might
| be hallucinating, but then the voice repeated itself, so I asked my
| son if he could also hear the voice."
|
| "I said I also heard it and told my mother that we should follow the
| advice, thinking that would put an end to the praying, but I guess
| that was a mistake, because my mother started praying even more
| than she did before," Toby said.
|
| "I could hear her praying at the table while I was in bed and decided
| to put a walkie talkie under the table and start talking to her
| directly and telling her to quit praying whenever I could hear her
| praying at the table."
|
| That didn't work, so greed took over at that point as the Adams
| boy started giving advice to his mother, and asking for different
| things to see if she would comply.
|
| It started with a pair of expensive sneakers and the latest
| Playstation video games and went on from there, all the way down to
| cash money laid out on the dinner table every night.
|
| "I would sneak down at night while my mother was asleep and take the
| money, and she thought God was taking it just like Santa eating the
| milk and cookies I used to leave out for him," Toby said.
|
| Things took a turn for the worse when the batteries in the walkie
| talkie ran low and static started appearing, and it was only then
| that Loretta Adams looked under the table and found the source of
| the voices she had been hearing.
|
| "I went upstairs and took a beltstrap to my son, giving him a good
| beating for tricking me," she said.

Thing is the stupid hag tricked her self. Anyone that believes in gods is
guilty of self deception. The kid deserves a frickn medal for trying to

his mother the red pill

| Toby reported the incident to one of his teachers who then reported
| it to a local child abuse agency which is seeking to have Toby removed
| from his home for his own protection.
|
| "She might beat me again, and that scares me," Toby told his teacher.
|
| "I'm sorry for tricking my mother, but she won't let it go," he said.