Religions > Atheism > All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism
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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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02 May 2006 09:50:23 AM |
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All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism |
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2402 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Llanzlan Klazmon" |
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| Title: Re: All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism |
02 May 2006 04:59:11 PM |
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"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in
news:pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@4ax.com:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Dook gets my vote. Boaty gets an honourable mention in the fruitcake
category.
Klazmon.
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than
Clinton and counting The Bush Iraq lie: -2402 GIs, one
friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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02 May 2006 12:24:32 PM |
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"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/
*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in news:pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@
4ax.com:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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All three show ignorance and "meta-ignorance". First, they are ignorant
fools, they show they are ignorant about depth of their ignorance.
The Dook of Puke gets my vote, not for his ignorance, but the meta-
ignorance he's shown with this quote and everything else he's posted over
the years.
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
-- Eric Hoffer
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02 May 2006 12:43:53 PM |
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Enkidu schreef:
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/
*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in news:pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@
4ax.com:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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All three show ignorance and "meta-ignorance". First, they are ignorant
fools, they show they are ignorant about depth of their ignorance.
The Dook of Puke gets my vote, not for his ignorance, but the meta-
ignorance he's shown with this quote and everything else he's posted over
the years.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
-- Eric Hoffer
No no, to understand the Duke of Earl makes a mistake,
you must first realize the moon is in an Orbit around the Earth.
And to know what an impact does to Gas,
you have to have felt some wind,
and there is no breeze in Boatwrongs mind.
Robert B is surely the winner.
You don't have to had any Algebra to undstand his collosal mistake.
You do need a brain though.
Peter van Velzen
May 2006
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "MarkA" |
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02 May 2006 04:44:20 PM |
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 10:43:53 -0700, wrote:
Enkidu schreef:
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/
*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in news:pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@
4ax.com:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================ "I know the moon
doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth. It looks like a
total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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================================================ "I took 1st year high
school algebra, which is all a person needs to know in order to prove
Einstein and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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================================================ "Proto star? Like
that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a fluffy gas ball??? Too
funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts
ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
================================================
All three show ignorance and "meta-ignorance". First, they are ignorant
fools, they show they are ignorant about depth of their ignorance.
The Dook of Puke gets my vote, not for his ignorance, but the meta-
ignorance he's shown with this quote and everything else he's posted
over the years.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
-- Eric Hoffer
No no, to understand the Duke of Earl makes a mistake, you must first
realize the moon is in an Orbit around the Earth.
And to know what an impact does to Gas, you have to have felt some wind,
and there is no breeze in Boatwrongs mind.
Robert B is surely the winner.
You don't have to had any Algebra to undstand his collosal mistake. You do
need a brain though.
LOL! A new book has appeared on the shelf of my local Barnes & Noble
bookstore: it is a reprint of Einstein's original paper describing Special
Relativity. It is long, and packed densely with equations using advanced
calculus. I would defy Robert B even to understand the paper, let alone
refute it using high school algebra.
It makes me wonder how many theists think that science is something people
dream up while sitting in a bar drinking beer. They don't seem to
recognize the amount of intellectual sweat that goes into building the
theories that they want to dismiss out of hand because they are
inconvenient to their theistic beliefs.
Peter van Velzen
May 2006
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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03 May 2006 04:58:42 AM |
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 21:44:20 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
- Refer: <pan.2006.05.02.21.44.19.89860@stopspam.net>
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It makes me wonder how many theists think that science is something people
dream up while sitting in a bar drinking beer.
Isn't it?
Do you mean I have been doing it wrong all these years?
It started with science experiments in the Uni bar, and from there
many an illustrious science career was built!
They don't seem to
recognize the amount of intellectual sweat that goes into building the
theories that they want to dismiss out of hand because they are
inconvenient to their theistic beliefs.
And beer helps replace intellectual sweat!
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Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Trainee Inquisitor of the month (runner up: March)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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03 May 2006 12:17:11 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Tue, 02 May 2006 21:44:20 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
- Refer: <pan.2006.05.02.21.44.19.89860@stopspam.net>
It makes me wonder how many theists think that science is something
people dream up while sitting in a bar drinking beer.
Isn't it?
Do you mean I have been doing it wrong all these years?
It started with science experiments in the Uni bar, and from there
many an illustrious science career was built!
They don't seem to
recognize the amount of intellectual sweat that goes into building
the theories that they want to dismiss out of hand because they are
inconvenient to their theistic beliefs.
And beer helps replace intellectual sweat!
I don't think you need beer. Bible Bob tells us, " A theory is a guess,
speculation, abstract thought, a guess based on some facts; but then facts
are not truth so it is all about theory."
I did not make this up, A.A gets a small fraction of the religious wackos.
Come to think of it, this adds to my TOD (Theory of Duke). He would hardly
be noticed on free.christians, perhaps that's why he has only posted there a
few times and never followed up.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism |
02 May 2006 06:29:32 PM |
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In article <pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@4ax.com>,
"Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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I'm a big fan of Boaty in this category. Gotta go with him.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Liz" |
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02 May 2006 09:34:35 PM |
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> in news message
<pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@4ax.com> wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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I really like them all and couldn't make a decision until I read the
thread where duke defends his statement with "ball on a string"
fifteen times. Even after he was given simple experiments he could
perform himself that would prove that the moon rotates, he wouldn't
admit that he had made a mistake. Until then, Boatwright was edging
the others out.
I vote for duke.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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02 May 2006 09:55:31 PM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 02:34:35 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> in news message
<pdre52pf3oik1eoj1ci9b0k6tlt0qtiovq@4ax.com> wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
================================================
I really like them all and couldn't make a decision until I read the
thread where duke defends his statement with "ball on a string"
fifteen times. Even after he was given simple experiments he could
perform himself that would prove that the moon rotates, he wouldn't
admit that he had made a mistake. Until then, Boatwright was edging
the others out.
They are all worthy candidates. I would have trouble voting for just
one....
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2405 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism |
03 May 2006 09:32:00 PM |
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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03 May 2006 11:53:37 PM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 19:32:00 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
My personal favorite too :-)
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2405 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism |
04 May 2006 05:36:27 PM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 21:53:37 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
On Wed, 03 May 2006 19:32:00 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
My personal favorite too :-)
It's not a favourite. It's clearly the most assinine of the three by
empirical measure, imo.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian on alt.atheism |
03 May 2006 09:48:40 PM |
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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It was tough but I think of the three that Winn is the winner because Einstein's
work is so profound and here comes "Jethro Clampet" to prove him wrong.
Ben
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| User: "stoney" |
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04 May 2006 05:36:56 PM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 22:48:40 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
================================================
It was tough but I think of the three that Winn is the winner because Einstein's
work is so profound and here comes "Jethro Clampet" to prove him wrong.
Jethro was a genius compared to Winney.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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03 May 2006 11:53:59 PM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 22:48:40 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
On Tue, 02 May 2006 07:50:23 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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It was tough but I think of the three that Winn is the winner because Einstein's
work is so profound and here comes "Jethro Clampet" to prove him wrong.
Ben
The grandfather of truthiness
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2405 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: All-Time Dumbest Astronomy Statements Made by a Christian onalt.atheism |
02 May 2006 11:11:20 AM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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My vote goes to Robert B Winn with Earl and John tying for a close second.
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2402 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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02 May 2006 11:19:25 AM |
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On Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk>
wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Yes.
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| User: "Geoff" |
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02 May 2006 04:52:02 PM |
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"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:vi1f521eq72en3m8rejn7tsbhm9lr4enn7@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk>
wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Yes.
*****! You mean this is the only stupid thing he's said about astronomy?
Certainly there must be others!
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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02 May 2006 07:23:06 PM |
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Geoff wrote:
"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:vi1f521eq72en3m8rejn7tsbhm9lr4enn7@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk>
wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement
made by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Yes.
*****! You mean this is the only stupid thing he's said about
astronomy? Certainly there must be others!
I'm not aware of him saying anything else about astronomy so this is it.
But here's a gem.
"Medical science itself professes the human body to reflect a "design with
purpose". It consists of a central computer (brain) supported by a fluid
transfer system (blood) forced along by a pump (heart), an energy conversion
system (stomach and intestines), a waste disposal system, an oxygen transfer
system (lungs) that is required to transfer necessary oxygen to the brain
and to the body parts, maintenance organs (spleen, gall bladder, etc), and a
body salinity (same as ocean water) exactly correct as necessary for
transfer of minute electrical signals to/from the brain to operate and
control the body."
(claimed copyright by Duke, probably plagerized)
Again I point out that the blood is not a fluid transfer system. The
circulatory system is the fluid transfer system and blood in the fluid that
is transferred.
The stomach and intestines are not energy conversion units they are exchange
systems. The difference between the two concepts would be known to an
engineer.
The lungs are not an oxygen transfer system, they are a gas exchange
system. The blood does the transfer. If they just exchanged oxygen life
would not exist as we know it. They exchange all gasses, which is an example
of crappy design. They should just exchange CO2 and O2 blocking the rest.
Body salinity varies and in general is not the same as sea water. The
salinity
of blood is 0.9% ,average salinity of the ocean is 3.5% and varies from
ocean to ocean.
"exactly correct" shows a lack of knowledge about transmission of
electricity and the whole phrase seems to ignore the chemical side of such
transmissions, the nervous system and implies a different method of
transmitting information to and from the brain.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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03 May 2006 03:31:28 PM |
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on 02 May 2006 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Mike Painter
(mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
The lungs are not an oxygen transfer system, they are a gas exchange
system. The blood does the transfer. If they just exchanged oxygen
life would not exist as we know it. They exchange all gasses, which
is an example of crappy design. They should just exchange CO2 and O2
blocking the rest.
Then it would be impossible to ingest nicotine by smoking. The tobacco
lobby would be shattered!
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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03 May 2006 04:58:41 AM |
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On Tue, 2 May 2006 17:52:02 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <-82dnYggXtgYScrZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com>
"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:vi1f521eq72en3m8rejn7tsbhm9lr4enn7@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk>
wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Yes.
*****! You mean this is the only stupid thing he's said about astronomy?
Certainly there must be others!
If people set out to record all of the stupid drivel that duke vomits,
the internet would fill up in a week.
--
Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Trainee Inquisitor of the month (runner up: March)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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02 May 2006 09:57:41 PM |
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On Tue, 2 May 2006 17:52:02 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
wrote:
"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:vi1f521eq72en3m8rejn7tsbhm9lr4enn7@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk>
wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Yes.
*****! You mean this is the only stupid thing he's said about astronomy?
Certainly there must be others!
Of course there is, but that's why he's won the lifetime achievement
award for sheer stupidity!
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2405 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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03 May 2006 12:53:30 AM |
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On the auspictious date of Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin
said unto the multitude in message-id
<445784a7$0$219$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Indeed it is. Apparently his parents hadn't quite grasped the ins and
outs of social mobility with respect to European aristocracy.
--
"Do unto others as you would have then do unto you".
- attrib: Pauline Réage.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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03 May 2006 01:50:32 AM |
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On Wed, 03 May 2006 06:53:30 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On the auspictious date of Tue, 02 May 2006 17:11:20 +0100, Martin
said unto the multitude in message-id
<445784a7$0$219$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
================================================
"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
================================================
Is this Earl the same person as Duke?
Indeed it is. Apparently his parents hadn't quite grasped the ins and
outs of social mobility with respect to European aristocracy.
Earl? The guy can't even count!
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2405 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Ahhhhhh, yessssssss, ummmmmmm - Alito, Alito, Alito"
-duke (duckgumbo@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 59
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge,who pussied
out of the Vietnam draft, showing his gay side
despite his avowed anti-gay bigotry
Contact duke's priest and ask
him why duke is such a racist:
http://www.stpatrickbr.org/
Father Gerard "Jerry" Martin
stpatrickbr<AT>bellsouth<DOT>net
Saint Patrick Catholic Church
12424 Brogdon Lane
Baton Rouge, Louisiana 70816
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| User: "Pat Kiewicz" |
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03 May 2006 07:19:42 AM |
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Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** said:
Ladies and gentlemen, place your votes
And the winner in the category for the all time dumbest statement made
by a Christian on the subject of astronomy is.....
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"I know the moon doesn't rotate on it's axis relative to the earth.
It looks like a total surprise to you. "
Earl Weber 7/28/2005
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Too common a misperception. No vote.
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"I took 1st year high school algebra, which is all a person
needs to know in order to prove Einstein
and his disciples wrong."
Robert B. Winn, 6/1/2000
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Dumbest physics statement vote?
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"Proto star? Like that hard as nails Jupiter that you said was a
fluffy gas ball??? Too funny. Jupiter is SOLID, just view
the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet impacts ON THE SURFACE!!!"
-John Boatwright, 5/22/1997
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Gotta go with Boaty in this catagory.
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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