On Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:14:57 +0100, "kathryn"

"H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
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"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message

Dallas ATC: " Saudi Air 914, Dallas Tower --You

cleared to land

eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower.

cleared to land on

infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"


Dallas ATC " Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower--You

cleared to land

westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are

to land on

infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great!!"


Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 914?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR

FOR THE SAME RUNWAY

GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION

COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS

PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well Allah be praised and bless

hearts! Y'all be

careful on your journey to meet Allah and be sure

tell him

"hey" for us -- ya hear?

Damnit HVAC, thanks for the laugh it does my old

good to know that there are some GOOD folks left

this world. You are one of the good folks, I

give a damn what the Liberals claim.

H.

"Good" folks laugh about killing people?

Nobody got killed.

These two illegal aliens were out in the woods

They came upon some crop circles and while walking

accidently shot.
The other grabs his cell phone and calls 911.
"Jesus...Jesus" he yells at the operator.
"Pancho just got shot, I think he's dead!"
"Calm down" the operator says.
"The first thing we have to do is make sure he *is*

"Ok...hold on."
<Momentary silence, then the sound of a gunshot>
The panicked hunter returns to the phone and says

atheist@home#1554

On Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:14:57 +0100, "kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote:

"H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
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"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Dallas ATC: " Saudi Air 914, Dallas Tower --You are

cleared to land

eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower. Acknowledge

cleared to land on

infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"


Dallas ATC " Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower--You are

cleared to land

westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are cleared

to land on

infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great!!"


Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 914?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT

FOR THE SAME RUNWAY

GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION

COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS

PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well Allah be praised and bless your

hearts! Y'all be

careful on your journey to meet Allah and be sure to

tell him

"hey" for us -- ya hear?

Damnit HVAC, thanks for the laugh it does my old heart
good to know that there are some GOOD folks left in
this world. You are one of the good folks, I don't
give a damn what the Liberals claim.

H.

"Good" folks laugh about killing people?

Nobody got killed.

These two illegal aliens were out in the woods hunting deer.
They came upon some crop circles and while walking around them one is
accidently shot.
The other grabs his cell phone and calls 911.
"Jesus...Jesus" he yells at the operator.
"Pancho just got shot, I think he's dead!"
"Calm down" the operator says.
"The first thing we have to do is make sure he *is* dead."
"Ok...hold on."
<Momentary silence, then the sound of a gunshot>
The panicked hunter returns to the phone and says "Ok...now what?"


atheist@home#1554

"H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
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"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in

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Dallas ATC " Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower--You

are cleared to land

westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are

cleared to land on

infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great!!"

Um, there's no such thing as "Westbound on 9R" -

would be 27 and it

would have to be 27L for there to be a possibility

a collision....

Pause: Static.............

VHF comms in modern aircraft are highly unlikely

produce static

noise.

Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 914?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR

FOR THE SAME RUNWAY

GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION

COURSE!!!

INSTRUCTIONS

PLEASE!!!

Actually this would not be accurate. TCAS II

is required by ICAO

in Jet-Turbine A/C > 5700Kg MTOM) would provide an

alert and above

1500ft would provide an automated resolution

advisory. This would

overrule the ATC command, the pilots maneuver to

avoid collision and

inform ATC of the maneuver.

Dallas ATC: Well Allah be praised and bless

your hearts! Y'all be

careful on your journey to meet Allah and be

to tell him

"hey" for us -- ya hear?

Well, while we're sending religious nuts to their

gods, the next

aircraft were USAir and United I take it....

gater.

Where is your sense of humor, dumb *****.

H.

Where's yours? That's not remotely funny.

Tim K. wrote:

It was a joke, not a "how to".
Get over yourself already.

True, the layman would never pick up on the fact that 9R and 27L are the
same piece of asphalt.