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"Snubis" |
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26 Feb 2004 09:32:51 PM |
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Allah/God is American |
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His representative on
Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you, it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
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| User: "Yas" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 09:03:20 AM |
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"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:DTy%b.130669$B81.1055044@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His representative on
Earth.
hehe then why is he dumb as pig *****?
Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you, it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
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| User: "JSMir" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
26 Feb 2004 09:59:15 PM |
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After waking up next to the fatest person
they had ever had sex with
Snubis screamed the following phrase in disgust:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His
representative on Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of
the United States of America where ye will be expected to fight
against the dirty heathen 'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do
not deserve to bask in the glory of the light that is the USA. Give
unto George Bush what is George Bush's. Give your money freely to
America because it does not belong to you, it belongs to the United
States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to heaven. You must
watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for the day and
you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
While I have no faith in good ol' W, I do enjoy the body of the Lord
especially with a super size fries and a Coke!
--
JSMir
just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
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| User: "Gabe" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 12:44:09 AM |
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"JSMir" <bebop@screwyou.net> wrote in message news:<403ec094$1_1@corp.newsgroups.com>...
After waking up next to the fatest person
they had ever had sex with
Snubis screamed the following phrase in disgust:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His
representative on Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of
the United States of America where ye will be expected to fight
against the dirty heathen 'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do
not deserve to bask in the glory of the light that is the USA. Give
unto George Bush what is George Bush's. Give your money freely to
America because it does not belong to you, it belongs to the United
States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to heaven. You must
watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for the day and
you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
While I have no faith in good ol' W, I do enjoy the body of the Lord
especially with a super size fries and a Coke!
I checked with the Atkins people and transubstantiation is carb free--
go ahead and enjoy!
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| User: "JGB" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 01:35:46 PM |
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(Gabe) wrote in message news:<af27f894.0402262244.29e34a8d@posting.google.com>...
"JSMir" <bebop@screwyou.net> wrote in message news:<403ec094$1_1@corp.newsgroups.com>...
After waking up next to the fatest person
they had ever had sex with
Snubis screamed the following phrase in disgust:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His
representative on Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of
the United States of America where ye will be expected to fight
against the dirty heathen 'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do
not deserve to bask in the glory of the light that is the USA. Give
unto George Bush what is George Bush's. Give your money freely to
America because it does not belong to you, it belongs to the United
States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to heaven. You must
watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for the day and
you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
While I have no faith in good ol' W, I do enjoy the body of the Lord
especially with a super size fries and a Coke!
I checked with the Atkins people and transubstantiation is carb free--
go ahead and enjoy!
<
Only if it were really the flesh of Christ. If it's only a piece of matza
it's high carb.
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| User: "SMChristenson" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 08:14:22 AM |
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 22:44:09 -0800, Gabe wrote:
I checked with the Atkins people and transubstantiation is carb free--
go ahead and enjoy!
Love it.
Now, there's a scientific test for you. If a person lived on consecrated
communion wafers, would he develop a protein deficiency?
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 05:47:12 PM |
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"SMChristenson" <smchris@visi.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.27.14.14.08.283198@visi.com...
On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 22:44:09 -0800, Gabe wrote:
I checked with the Atkins people and transubstantiation is carb free--
go ahead and enjoy!
Love it.
Now, there's a scientific test for you. If a person lived on consecrated
communion wafers, would he develop a protein deficiency?
No...the priest would be regularly supplying them with "protein
supplements".
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| User: "SMChristenson" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
28 Feb 2004 07:51:44 AM |
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 09:47:12 +1000, Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me
Ladies wrote:
"SMChristenson" <smchris@visi.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.02.27.14.14.08.283198@visi.com...
On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 22:44:09 -0800, Gabe wrote:
I checked with the Atkins people and transubstantiation is carb free--
go ahead and enjoy!
Love it.
Now, there's a scientific test for you. If a person lived on consecrated
communion wafers, would he develop a protein deficiency?
No...the priest would be regularly supplying them with "protein
supplements".
I suppose. Perhaps an Aitkens low carb soy wafer.
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| User: "JGB" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 01:37:50 PM |
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"JSMir" <bebop@screwyou.net> wrote in message news:<403ec094$1_1@corp.newsgroups.com>...
After waking up next to the fatest person
they had ever had sex with
Snubis screamed the following phrase in disgust:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His
representative on Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of
the United States of America where ye will be expected to fight
against the dirty heathen 'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do
not deserve to bask in the glory of the light that is the USA. Give
unto George Bush what is George Bush's. Give your money freely to
America because it does not belong to you, it belongs to the United
States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to heaven. You must
watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for the day and
you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
While I have no faith in good ol' W, I do enjoy the body of the Lord
especially with a super size fries and a Coke!<
You see, it's the FRIES that get you fat. If the coke is sugar free and
zero carb, it's fine. Regular coke plus fries blows you up like a balloon.
JSMir
just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
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| User: "Brainfried" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
26 Feb 2004 09:49:41 PM |
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On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 03:32:51 +0000, Snubis wrote:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His representative on
Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you, it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
I guess I'm an atheist in that respect too. I have no faith in GWB.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 09:21:21 AM |
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Snubis wrote:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His representative on
Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you, it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
I worship Buffy the vampire slayer and her scoobies.
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 05:48:02 PM |
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<xtmprszntwlfd@erols.com> wrote in message
news:403F6071.595372EA@erols.com...
Snubis wrote:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His representative
on
Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the
glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George
Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you, it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer
to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
I worship Buffy the vampire slayer and her scoobies.
I personally call them her "sweater puppies"!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
27 Feb 2004 08:11:13 PM |
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"Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" wrote:
<xtmprszntwlfd@erols.com> wrote in message
news:403F6071.595372EA@erols.com...
Snubis wrote:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His representative
on
Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the
glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George
Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you, it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a prayer
to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at McDonald's.
I worship Buffy the vampire slayer and her scoobies.
I personally call them her "sweater puppies"!
Thats not what a scoobie is. You are obviously a Buffy infidel.
You will be staked.
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| User: "Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" |
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| Title: Re: Allah/God is American |
28 Feb 2004 02:35:14 AM |
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<xtmprszntwlfd@erols.com> wrote in message
news:403FF8C1.914BD538@erols.com...
"Clayton the Doormat...Walk All Over Me Ladies" wrote:
<xtmprszntwlfd@erols.com> wrote in message
news:403F6071.595372EA@erols.com...
Snubis wrote:
God is American and his holiness Gerorge W. Bush is His
representative
on
Earth. Ye can only be saved if ye are a citizen of the United States
of
America where ye will be expected to fight against the dirty heathen
'foreigners'. Foolish foreign infidels do not deserve to bask in the
glory
of the light that is the USA. Give unto George Bush what is George
Bush's.
Give your money freely to America because it does not belong to you,
it
belongs to the United States. Every dirty foreigner killed is a
prayer
to
heaven. You must watch CNN and FOX daily to get your holy knowledge
for
the day and you must eat of the body of the Lord at mass at
McDonald's.
I worship Buffy the vampire slayer and her scoobies.
I personally call them her "sweater puppies"!
Thats not what a scoobie is. You are obviously a Buffy infidel.
You will be staked.
Actually I'm a big Buffy fan. I have almost the whole seried on DVD. The
scoobies are her gang...Xander, Willow, Giles and the others. But I saw an
oportunity for a titty joke...and well...it's a force of nature..I had to
make it.
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