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"Peter Pundit" |
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30 Oct 2004 03:47:40 PM |
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alt.religion.atheism |
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
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| User: "Clayton Insert Pop Culture Pun Here" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
30 Oct 2004 06:29:18 PM |
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"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com...
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
Why would there be?
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| User: "Mothergodwacker" |
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30 Oct 2004 04:43:22 PM |
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"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com...
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
Dear PP,
Why don't you get someone to find you a dictionary and read you the
definition of the word "atheist"?
--
Mothergodwacker
CEO "Noah's Odor of Sanctity Kitty Litter"
100% recycled gideon bibles
"Absorbs up to 40 days & nights--No change required!"
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
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| User: "Clayton Insert Pop Culture Pun Here" |
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30 Oct 2004 06:32:32 PM |
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"Mothergodwacker" <laferme@attglobal.net> wrote in message
news:_VTgd.18131$5b1.14675@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com...
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
Dear PP,
Why don't you get someone to find you a dictionary and read you the
definition of the word "atheist"?
Dictionary definitions of atheist and atheism are notoriously inaccurate!
Any definition that includes "denies" or "denial" can automatically be
dismissed!
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| User: "stoney" |
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31 Oct 2004 11:39:04 AM |
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:32:32 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
Here>" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
"Mothergodwacker" <laferme@attglobal.net> wrote in message
news:_VTgd.18131$5b1.14675@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com...
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
Dear PP,
Why don't you get someone to find you a dictionary and read you the
definition of the word "atheist"?
Dictionary definitions of atheist and atheism are notoriously inaccurate!
Any definition that includes "denies" or "denial" can automatically be
dismissed!
No. Point them to the definitions of denies or denial.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
31 Oct 2004 11:38:30 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 21:43:22 GMT, "Mothergodwacker"
<laferme@attglobal.net> wrote:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com...
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
Dear PP,
Why don't you get someone to find you a dictionary and read you the
definition of the word "atheist"?
That's too 'hard.'
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "Bill" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
31 Oct 2004 06:43:18 PM |
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BECAUSE ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGION! Atheism is the lack of belief in God and
religions.
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Bill
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com...
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Just,
Curious
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
30 Oct 2004 04:11:53 PM |
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In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Peter Pundit" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
30 Oct 2004 05:22:32 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious? Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
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| User: "Ph˙ltęr" |
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30 Oct 2004 07:29:58 PM |
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"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> astounded us with: news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-
tQ@comcast.com:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
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But, aren't all atheists religious?
Here's THIS atheist's religion.....Life, live it!
Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
Speak english
--
Ph˙ltęr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
02 Nov 2004 03:21:13 PM |
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Ph˙ltęr wrote:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> astounded us with: news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-
tQ@comcast.com:
< snip >
But, aren't all atheists religious?
Here's THIS atheist's religion.....Life, live it!
Too late. I just swallowed him. <urp>
< snip >
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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| User: "Clayton Insert Pop Culture Pun Here" |
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30 Oct 2004 06:31:10 PM |
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"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious? Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
*sigh*
Here we go again!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Oct 2004 07:07:38 PM |
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In our last episode <41842420$0$22825$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here> lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious? Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
*sigh*
Here we go again!
Don't you just love it when the 4,583rd person (this week) barges in with
their "new" idea?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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31 Oct 2004 10:37:29 AM |
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"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
Nope.
Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
Nope.
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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02 Nov 2004 03:23:03 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
< snip >
But, aren't all atheists religious?
Nope.
Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
Nope.
Robyn, I think your answers are too involved for Peter. You may want to
shoot an executive summary his way.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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02 Nov 2004 03:48:40 PM |
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"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:2uqc5nF2edactU3@uni-berlin.de...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
< snip >
But, aren't all atheists religious?
Nope.
Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
Nope.
Robyn, I think your answers are too involved for Peter. You may want to
shoot an executive summary his way.
Good point - Let me change my answer to "no".
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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03 Nov 2004 05:28:08 AM |
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In our last episode <2uqdlpF2d2sseU8@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:2uqc5nF2edactU3@uni-berlin.de...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
< snip >
But, aren't all atheists religious?
Nope.
Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust
in something beyond your grasp?
Nope.
Robyn, I think your answers are too involved for Peter. You may want to
shoot an executive summary his way.
Good point - Let me change my answer to "no".
Could still be too complex...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "stoney" |
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03 Nov 2004 02:22:28 PM |
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 05:28:08 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <2uqdlpF2d2sseU8@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:2uqc5nF2edactU3@uni-berlin.de...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com...
< snip >
But, aren't all atheists religious?
Nope.
Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust
in something beyond your grasp?
Nope.
Robyn, I think your answers are too involved for Peter. You may want to
shoot an executive summary his way.
Good point - Let me change my answer to "no".
Could still be too complex...
No 'could' about it.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "Richo" |
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31 Oct 2004 07:43:19 PM |
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"Peter Pundit" <user@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Me for example.
Aren't you all finite?
Yes.
Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
No.
The exact opposite.
Mark.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Oct 2004 06:23:48 PM |
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In our last episode <49ydnbe9HvrIiRncRVn-tQ@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious? Aren't you all finite? Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
If you want to water the word "religious" down to the point that it is
equivalent to "trust" or "confidence" or such, you render the word
superfluous and we can discard it as unnecessary.
Is that your intent?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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30 Oct 2004 06:22:41 PM |
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On 30 Oct 2004, Peter Pundit dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No.
Aren't you all finite?
Yes.
Don't your limitations tell you that you're religious because you
put your trust in something beyond your grasp?
What limitations?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Vote for John Kerry
God belongs in church, not the White House.
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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30 Oct 2004 10:16:41 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a geometric
point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just aren't infinite compared
to other "infinite things". :-)
Don't your
limitations tell you that you're religious because you put your trust in
something beyond your grasp?
No. "Trusting in something beyond your grasp" is not even part of the
definition of "religion". It's something all must do, else trust nothing. To
say that makes someone religious would be to say that simply _existing_ makes
one "religious". Treating such things as "religious" renders the term into an
utterly useless concept devoid of all meaning. Why would you want to do such a
thing other than to grasp for any old straw you can?
--
L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
"Opinions are like people - every ***** has one..."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Oct 2004 07:47:02 PM |
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In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just aren't
infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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30 Oct 2004 11:06:18 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter Pundit
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just aren't
infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as gaining
weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're imitating it with your
own localized expansion. ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
"Opinions are like people - every ***** has one..."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
30 Oct 2004 08:55:41 PM |
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In our last episode <41926419.5722710@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter
Pundit lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just
aren't infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as
gaining weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're imitating
it with your own localized expansion. ;-)
The problem being my gravitation constant...
(I keep having to push the monitor back)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
31 Oct 2004 11:27:49 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:55:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41926419.5722710@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter
Pundit lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just
aren't infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as
gaining weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're imitating
it with your own localized expansion. ;-)
The problem being my gravitation constant...
(I keep having to push the monitor back)
And then either get a telescope or a larger monitor..... ;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
31 Oct 2004 01:32:54 PM |
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In our last episode <048ao0140jc0r83io3k243v9prvmde30jt@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:55:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41926419.5722710@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter
Pundit lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just
aren't infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as
gaining weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're
imitating it with your own localized expansion. ;-)
The problem being my gravitation constant...
(I keep having to push the monitor back)
And then either get a telescope or a larger monitor..... ;)
It's okay, I'm going nearsighted. Have to put the monitor on the other
side of the room to read it anyway. <g>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
01 Nov 2004 05:37:19 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 13:32:54 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <048ao0140jc0r83io3k243v9prvmde30jt@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:55:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41926419.5722710@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter
Pundit lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just
aren't infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as
gaining weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're
imitating it with your own localized expansion. ;-)
The problem being my gravitation constant...
(I keep having to push the monitor back)
And then either get a telescope or a larger monitor..... ;)
It's okay, I'm going nearsighted. Have to put the monitor on the other
side of the room to read it anyway. <g>
Oh oh......../cue wireless mouse and keyboard.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
01 Nov 2004 08:43:17 AM |
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 14:32:54 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote
(in article <JKSdnUXsDvYwoBjcRVn-jQ@megapath.net>):
In our last episode <048ao0140jc0r83io3k243v9prvmde30jt@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:55:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41926419.5722710@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet
stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter
Pundit lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just
aren't infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as
gaining weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're
imitating it with your own localized expansion. ;-)
The problem being my gravitation constant...
(I keep having to push the monitor back)
And then either get a telescope or a larger monitor..... ;)
It's okay, I'm going nearsighted. Have to put the monitor on the other
side of the room to read it anyway. <g>
That would be "far-sighted," not near-sighted. I should know, I have been
near-sighted since I was 12, very near-sighted though it is corrected with
glasses.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
Donąt forget your Decoder Weasel
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
01 Nov 2004 01:10:25 PM |
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In our last episode
<0001HW.BDABB5B5008FB77EF02845B0@news.central.cox.net>, Harry F. Leopold
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 14:32:54 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote (in article
<JKSdnUXsDvYwoBjcRVn-jQ@megapath.net>):
In our last episode <048ao0140jc0r83io3k243v9prvmde30jt@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:55:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41926419.5722710@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Uncle
Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500 in alt.atheism, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> defied the status quo and scrawled upon
the toilet stall:
In our last episode <418857ec.2605031@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>,
Uncle Dollar Bill lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:22:32 -0400 in alt.atheism, "Peter Pundit"
<user@nospam.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F56dnX9OwZf-nhncRVn-sg@megapath.net...
In our last episode <XKadnazVS8JwYB7cRVn-jg@comcast.com>, Peter
Pundit lept out of the bushes shouting:
Dear Atheists,
Why isn't there a newsgroup called alt.religion.atheism?
Because atheism isn't a religion?
--
But, aren't all atheists religious?
No. Are you a troll?
Aren't you all finite?
Sort of. There's an odd sort of paradox about us - compared to a
geometric point, for instance, _everything_ is infinite. We just
aren't infinite compared to other "infinite things". :-)
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
Well good luck to you, but - should you fail - don't think of it as
gaining weight. Think of it as a tribute to the cosmos - you're
imitating it with your own localized expansion. ;-)
The problem being my gravitation constant...
(I keep having to push the monitor back)
And then either get a telescope or a larger monitor..... ;)
It's okay, I'm going nearsighted. Have to put the monitor on the other
side of the room to read it anyway. <g>
That would be "far-sighted," not near-sighted. I should know, I have been
near-sighted since I was 12, very near-sighted though it is corrected with
glasses.
I could have sworn I typed farsighted. Seriously.
I'm severely nearsighted. Can't see in focus but maybe six inches from the
front of my nose. But to add insult to injury, in recent years I'm *also
going farsighted. Lovely.
I refuse to get bifocals. Particularly as I wear contacts and bifocal
contacts are... bizarre. I gave in and bought reading glasses instead...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: alt.religion.atheism |
31 Oct 2004 09:19:14 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:47:02 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> said in alt.atheism:
At least I'm *hoping to be finite. You know, diet and all...
I've lost 60 pounds in the past 6 months, Mark. And, after the first
month, it was easy. (During the first month it took all my will power
to not eat everything I saw, both food and non-food.)
Email me at
rukbat
at
verizon
dot
net
if you want the details.
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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