I was flipping through the newest catalog of night classes offered by a
nearby college, and in a course section listing classes only for people
50 years or older is "America's Godly Heritage", which consists of a 90
minute movie demonstrating that "for 160 years Christian principles
where part of official public life" followed by a discussion on how to
"return [America] to its original guiding philosophy". I *really* wish
I could attend this but I'm not old enough. I imagine this would be a
fairly entertaining class.

This same college, under "Leisure Courses", offers classes on carrying
and using concealed handguns. That's how you can tell I live in the
South.

I was flipping through the newest catalog of night classes offered by a
nearby college, and in a course section listing classes only for people
50 years or older is "America's Godly Heritage", which consists of a 90
minute movie demonstrating that "for 160 years Christian principles
where part of official public life" followed by a discussion on how to
"return [America] to its original guiding philosophy". I *really* wish
I could attend this but I'm not old enough. I imagine this would be a
fairly entertaining class.

This same college, under "Leisure Courses", offers classes on carrying
and using concealed handguns. That's how you can tell I live in the
South.

I was flipping through the newest catalog of night classes offered by a
nearby college, and in a course section listing classes only for people
50 years or older is "America's Godly Heritage", which consists of a 90
minute movie demonstrating that "for 160 years Christian principles
where part of official public life" followed by a discussion on how to
"return [America] to its original guiding philosophy". I *really* wish
I could attend this but I'm not old enough. I imagine this would be a
fairly entertaining class.

This same college, under "Leisure Courses", offers classes on carrying
and using concealed handguns. That's how you can tell I live in the
South.