| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"anon" |
| Date: |
11 Oct 2006 12:21:25 AM |
| Object: |
Amusing letter form religious political group |
The Presidential Prayer Team
Dear ****,
We'd like to apologize for an email we sent to
you on Monday night that contained an inaccurate Subject Line.
The topic of Monday night's email offer was to
announce to you our wonderful new PPT Prayer Bible, and the Subject
Line was intended to say:
Our Exclusive New PPT Bible is Waiting Just for You!
Instead, due to a technical snafu, the Subject Line
was unknowingly pulled from a September email that read:
How could God let something like 9/11 happen?
We make enormous efforts week in and week out to
ensure that Subject Lines accurately portray the content of our
emails. This is a Best Practice in the not-for-profit field, and an
obvious courtesy to our Prayer Team Members. Unfortunately, we slipped
up this time, and we sincerely apologize to you for that mistake.
If you'd like to read this email the way it
was intended, we've published it online. Simply preview it here.
http://www.****
Our just-released PPT Bible is an exceptional, new
prayer tool that has already been warmly received by numerous
http://www.****
PPT members, and I don't want an unintentional email glitch to
hinder you from Reserving this new Bible resource for shipment in
early November.
Again, thanks for being gracious and forgiving,
since we all make mistakes.
Sincerely,
John Lind Signature - Yellow
John Lind
President/CEO
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
.
|
|
| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
|
| Title: Re: Amusing letter form religious political group |
11 Oct 2006 08:28:03 AM |
|
|
anon wrote:
The Presidential Prayer Team
Dear ****,
We'd like to apologize for an email we sent to
you on Monday night that contained an inaccurate Subject Line.
The topic of Monday night's email offer was to
announce to you our wonderful new PPT Prayer Bible, and the Subject
Line was intended to say:
Our Exclusive New PPT Bible is Waiting Just for You!
Instead, due to a technical snafu, the Subject Line
^^^^^
Now that just cracks me up to no end. Here are a bunch of people,
trying to sell, give or force a bible onto you, using one of the more
common and salty phrases from the military.
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
Kind of describes the state of religion as a whole anyway, don't it?
(Yes yes, I know, it can also be situation normal all fouled up, but
only chaplains, fundies and those that have never served use that one.)
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.
|
|
|
| User: "AZ Nomad" |
|
| Title: Re: Amusing letter form religious political group |
11 Oct 2006 10:43:46 AM |
|
|
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:28:03 -0700, Rev. Karl E. Taylor <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
anon wrote:
The Presidential Prayer Team
Dear ****,
We'd like to apologize for an email we sent to
you on Monday night that contained an inaccurate Subject Line.
The topic of Monday night's email offer was to
announce to you our wonderful new PPT Prayer Bible, and the Subject
Line was intended to say:
Our Exclusive New PPT Bible is Waiting Just for You!
Instead, due to a technical snafu, the Subject Line
^^^^^
Now that just cracks me up to no end. Here are a bunch of people,
trying to sell, give or force a bible onto you, using one of the more
common and salty phrases from the military.
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
Kind of describes the state of religion as a whole anyway, don't it?
(Yes yes, I know, it can also be situation normal all fouled up, but
only chaplains, fundies and those that have never served use that one.)
No, it means "situation normall, all fucked up" and only that. Anybody who
says otherwise is a lying prude moron. If somebody doesn't like it, they can find
another phrase to use.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Hatter" |
|
| Title: Re: Amusing letter form religious political group |
11 Oct 2006 11:02:48 AM |
|
|
AZ Nomad wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:28:03 -0700, Rev. Karl E. Taylor <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
anon wrote:
The Presidential Prayer Team
Dear ****,
We'd like to apologize for an email we sent to
you on Monday night that contained an inaccurate Subject Line.
The topic of Monday night's email offer was to
announce to you our wonderful new PPT Prayer Bible, and the Subject
Line was intended to say:
Our Exclusive New PPT Bible is Waiting Just for You!
Instead, due to a technical snafu, the Subject Line
^^^^^
Now that just cracks me up to no end. Here are a bunch of people,
trying to sell, give or force a bible onto you, using one of the more
common and salty phrases from the military.
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
Kind of describes the state of religion as a whole anyway, don't it?
(Yes yes, I know, it can also be situation normal all fouled up, but
only chaplains, fundies and those that have never served use that one.)
No, it means "situation normall, all fucked up" and only that. Anybody who
says otherwise is a lying prude moron. If somebody doesn't like it, they can find
another phrase to use.
How could God let something like 9/11 happen?
Apparently because there needed to be something between 9/10 and
9/12...it makes Calendars a lot easier to read...Duhh!
Hatter
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
|
| Title: Re: Amusing letter form religious political group |
11 Oct 2006 11:03:11 AM |
|
|
AZ Nomad wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:28:03 -0700, Rev. Karl E. Taylor <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
anon wrote:
The Presidential Prayer Team
Dear ****,
We'd like to apologize for an email we sent to
you on Monday night that contained an inaccurate Subject Line.
The topic of Monday night's email offer was to
announce to you our wonderful new PPT Prayer Bible, and the Subject
Line was intended to say:
Our Exclusive New PPT Bible is Waiting Just for You!
Instead, due to a technical snafu, the Subject Line
^^^^^
Now that just cracks me up to no end. Here are a bunch of people,
trying to sell, give or force a bible onto you, using one of the more
common and salty phrases from the military.
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
Kind of describes the state of religion as a whole anyway, don't it?
(Yes yes, I know, it can also be situation normal all fouled up, but
only chaplains, fundies and those that have never served use that one.)
No, it means "situation normall, all fucked up" and only that. Anybody who
says otherwise is a lying prude moron. If somebody doesn't like it, they can find
another phrase to use.
You're pouring ink on the editor here. I agree completely.
Still, rather funny about the email using such a term ain't it? :-)
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.
|
|
|
| User: "AZ Nomad" |
|
| Title: Re: Amusing letter form religious political group |
11 Oct 2006 01:03:52 PM |
|
|
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:03:11 -0700, Rev. Karl E. Taylor <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
AZ Nomad wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:28:03 -0700, Rev. Karl E. Taylor <ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
anon wrote:
The Presidential Prayer Team
Dear ****,
We'd like to apologize for an email we sent to
you on Monday night that contained an inaccurate Subject Line.
The topic of Monday night's email offer was to
announce to you our wonderful new PPT Prayer Bible, and the Subject
Line was intended to say:
Our Exclusive New PPT Bible is Waiting Just for You!
Instead, due to a technical snafu, the Subject Line
^^^^^
Now that just cracks me up to no end. Here are a bunch of people,
trying to sell, give or force a bible onto you, using one of the more
common and salty phrases from the military.
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
Kind of describes the state of religion as a whole anyway, don't it?
(Yes yes, I know, it can also be situation normal all fouled up, but
only chaplains, fundies and those that have never served use that one.)
No, it means "situation normall, all fucked up" and only that. Anybody who
says otherwise is a lying prude moron. If somebody doesn't like it, they can find
another phrase to use.
You're pouring ink on the editor here. I agree completely.
Still, rather funny about the email using such a term ain't it? :-)
Very.
BTW: I've been known at work to mutter "situation normal" and my immediate
coworkers know it is gets followed by "all fucked up." It works best when
high management is handing something down.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
God bloggers' religious and political power
Americans United Blasts Religious Right Leader Dobson's Campaign To Build Church-Based Political Machine
(Rev 1.1 Not suitable for AP journalists) {HRI 20050803-V3.4.1} Murderers are always lying about their "motives" - stop believing and parrotting them, start FACING them - The Motive Of Terrorism etc., Is NOT Political, NOT Ethnic, NOT Religious, NOT
Religious Left Seeks Center of Political Debate
Religious Divide Cited for US, European Political Differences
The Religious Right¹s Political Power Ebbs
(Barton) Religious, political videos pulled from city-owned TV after Democrats complain
New Religious Based Australian Political Party Wants Mandatory Internet Filtering
| Religious faith should be at center of political process, Brownback says
Ohio Clergy Ask IRS To Derail Religious Right’s Church-Based Political
IRS Should Investigate Florida Religious Group For Political Intervention, Says Americans United
Repost from 2001 updated for VT: School shootings linked to political and religious conservatism
Empirical online survey of religious, political, social, and spiritual beliefs
The religious right shows political might
a.a. Another religious loony ices his family
|
|
|
