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18 Apr 2005 08:53:26 PM |
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An argument just now outside my window. |
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
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| User: "Jeremy Martin" |
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19 Apr 2005 05:33:53 AM |
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(DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com>):
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
I'm adopting her.
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Jeremy Martin
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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18 Apr 2005 10:52:54 PM |
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DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in
news:Xe6dnSkPR_If-fnfRVn-hw@comcast.com:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about 8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the
girl said, "Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was
walking away, he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
The kid is my hero! What guts! What an eye for crap!
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"'Just say no' has done as much for drugs and sex as 'have a nice day'
has for depression."
* Dr. E. Tyson
(02/14/1948 - )
US? doctor?
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| User: "Kenny Leong" |
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20 Apr 2005 04:02:34 AM |
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DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message news:<Xe6dnSkPR_If-fnfRVn-hw@comcast.com>...
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
She should have just said that she doesn't want to join the world's biggest cult.
Kenny
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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20 Apr 2005 04:07:37 AM |
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Kenny Leong wrote:
DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message news:<Xe6dnSkPR_If-fnfRVn-hw@comcast.com>...
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
She should have just said that she doesn't want to join the world's biggest cult.
Aw, she's 8, cut her some slack. ;-)
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| User: "Iain" |
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19 Apr 2005 05:19:11 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
In my neighbourhood, parents tell children to get outside and play
sport.
~Iain
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| User: "jwk" |
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20 Apr 2005 09:55:54 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
If that happens again please rush outside to defend the child. You
never know what a nut-job like that will do.
jwk
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| User: "Iain" |
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19 Apr 2005 03:27:47 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
Um, why would ANYONE expect an 8 year-old girl to go to church on a
Monday night?
~Iain
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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19 Apr 2005 07:35:17 AM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113899267.250296.104530@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
Um, why would ANYONE expect an 8 year-old girl to go to church on a
Monday night?
The guy was probably some sick pedophile who was trying to lure the girl
away from the basketball court. What time was this anyway? No way in HELL
would my kid be playing by herself in some deserted basketball court at
night at that age.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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20 Apr 2005 10:22:36 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 08:35:17 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113899267.250296.104530@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
Um, why would ANYONE expect an 8 year-old girl to go to church on a
Monday night?
The guy was probably some sick pedophile who was trying to lure the girl
away from the basketball court. What time was this anyway? No way in HELL
would my kid be playing by herself in some deserted basketball court at
night at that age.
Youngest isn't allowed outside at dusk much less in the evening.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Iain" |
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19 Apr 2005 12:10:10 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113899267.250296.104530@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft
in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl,
"Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was
walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
Um, why would ANYONE expect an 8 year-old girl to go to church on a
Monday night?
The guy was probably some sick pedophile who was trying to lure the
girl
away from the basketball court. What time was this anyway? No way
in HELL
would my kid be playing by herself in some deserted basketball court
at
night at that age.
Where do you live? The children around here are let out until about
8-ish, quite reasonably, I.M.H.O..
~Iain
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: An argument just now outside my window. |
19 Apr 2005 12:15:38 PM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113930609.967215.25860@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1113899267.250296.104530@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft
in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl,
"Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was
walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
Um, why would ANYONE expect an 8 year-old girl to go to church on a
Monday night?
The guy was probably some sick pedophile who was trying to lure the
girl
away from the basketball court. What time was this anyway? No way
in HELL
would my kid be playing by herself in some deserted basketball court
at
night at that age.
Where do you live? The children around here are let out until about
8-ish, quite reasonably, I.M.H.O..
Well, while I happen to live in a very safe neighborhood, I still wouldn't
let my kid out at that age alone at that time of the evening, but that's
just me. Where was this basketball court anyway? That's sounds a bit inner
city unless Daniel lives right next to a school.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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19 Apr 2005 09:18:57 AM |
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On 19 Apr 2005 01:27:47 -0700, "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com>
wrote:
DanielSan wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl
about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl
said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking
away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
Um, why would ANYONE expect an 8 year-old girl to go to church on a
Monday night?
They might be attacking their parent through the child for not
attending their chuch. Whatever, it sounds a cowardly thing to
do but the way she handled that bully is just great.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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19 Apr 2005 03:59:06 AM |
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In article <Xe6dnSkPR_If-fnfRVn-hw@comcast.com>,
DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
What the hell is the matter with people, I wonder? I sure hope these two
were at least acquainted with each other.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Sean C" |
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19 Apr 2005 02:23:09 AM |
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In article <Xe6dnSkPR_If-fnfRVn-hw@comcast.com>, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
Next time you see that girl give her a thumbs up from me. She's
something else to stand up to a busybody fundy adult like that.
Sean C
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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19 Apr 2005 04:51:55 AM |
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 03:23:09 -0400, Sean C
<redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote:
In article <Xe6dnSkPR_If-fnfRVn-hw@comcast.com>, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
Next time you see that girl give her a thumbs up from me. She's
something else to stand up to a busybody fundy adult like that.
Absolutely :-)
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Kate " |
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18 Apr 2005 11:08:03 PM |
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On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:53:26 -0700, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
One wonders just what Church the old letch wanted her to go to at
night.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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18 Apr 2005 11:15:05 PM |
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Kate wrote:
On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:53:26 -0700, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in from
my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A girl about
8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You should
go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the girl said,
"Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes there
is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was walking away,
he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
One wonders just what Church the old letch wanted her to go to at
night.
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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18 Apr 2005 11:26:18 PM |
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On 18 Apr 2005, DanielSan dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Kate wrote:
On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:53:26 -0700, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Heh. I was enjoying a night on the NG, feeling the breeze waft in
from my open window. Outside my window is a basketball court. A
girl about 8-years-old was shooting baskets.
As a man in his mid-40s past my window, he said to the girl, "You
should go to Church." I don't know what context it was in, but the
girl said, "Why? There's no god."
The man in his mid-40s turned around and shouted at the girl, "Yes
there is!" The girl said something and laughed. As the man was
walking away, he shouted, "Satanist!" as he went into his house.
We're everywhere! 8-)
One wonders just what Church the old letch wanted her to go to at
night.
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
Sounds familiar. One of my favorite liquor stores, run by a family of
Muslims, is right next door (in a strip mall) to one of those store-front
fundy houses. The fundy house has signs in front of every parking space
to indicate no liquor store parking, and vice versa in front of the
liquor store. I take it they don't get along well...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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19 Apr 2005 01:11:15 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Apr 2005, DanielSan dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
Sounds familiar. One of my favorite liquor stores, run by a family
of
Muslims, is right next door (in a strip mall) to one of those
store-front
fundy houses. The fundy house has signs in front of every parking
space
to indicate no liquor store parking, and vice versa in front of the
liquor store. I take it they don't get along well...
Muslims liquor store. Loving xians.
I didn't know cities had zoning laws for oxymorons.
Bob Dog
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Divine retribution is an idol threat.
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| User: "stoney" |
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20 Apr 2005 10:18:03 PM |
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On 18 Apr 2005 23:11:15 -0700, wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Apr 2005, DanielSan dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
Sounds familiar. One of my favorite liquor stores, run by a family
of
Muslims, is right next door (in a strip mall) to one of those
store-front
fundy houses. The fundy house has signs in front of every parking
space
to indicate no liquor store parking, and vice versa in front of the
liquor store. I take it they don't get along well...
Muslims liquor store. Loving xians.
I didn't know cities had zoning laws for oxymorons.
They're elected or appointed to public orfice.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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19 Apr 2005 10:35:37 AM |
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on 18 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Apr 2005, DanielSan dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
Sounds familiar. One of my favorite liquor stores, run by a family
of
Muslims, is right next door (in a strip mall) to one of those
store-front
fundy houses. The fundy house has signs in front of every parking
space
to indicate no liquor store parking, and vice versa in front of the
liquor store. I take it they don't get along well...
Muslims liquor store. Loving xians.
I didn't know cities had zoning laws for oxymorons.
Maybe the Muslims moved here so they could drink... or at least sell the
stuff.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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19 Apr 2005 10:57:57 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963D5767BD18vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 18 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Apr 2005, DanielSan dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
Sounds familiar. One of my favorite liquor stores, run by a family
of
Muslims, is right next door (in a strip mall) to one of those
store-front
fundy houses. The fundy house has signs in front of every parking
space
to indicate no liquor store parking, and vice versa in front of the
liquor store. I take it they don't get along well...
Muslims liquor store. Loving xians.
I didn't know cities had zoning laws for oxymorons.
Maybe the Muslims moved here so they could drink... or at least sell the
stuff.
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for 38
years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class section,
the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign was off, they
were ordering cocktails.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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19 Apr 2005 12:15:19 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963D5767BD18vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 18 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 18 Apr 2005, DanielSan dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
There's a Baptist Church just down the street that's open until 11.
Evidently, to catch the 7-Eleven customers who are next door. ;-)
Sounds familiar. One of my favorite liquor stores, run by a family
of
Muslims, is right next door (in a strip mall) to one of those
store-front
fundy houses. The fundy house has signs in front of every parking
space
to indicate no liquor store parking, and vice versa in front of the
liquor store. I take it they don't get along well...
Muslims liquor store. Loving xians.
I didn't know cities had zoning laws for oxymorons.
Maybe the Muslims moved here so they could drink... or at least sell the
stuff.
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for 38
years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class section,
the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign was off, they
were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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19 Apr 2005 05:23:10 PM |
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on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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19 Apr 2005 05:29:25 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns963D9C7FDB7AEvicman@127.0.0.1...
on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
<whistling> Glad you said it and not me ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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19 Apr 2005 06:18:24 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:23:10 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
His meat.
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| User: "Olrik" |
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19 Apr 2005 10:59:42 PM |
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Christopher A. Lee wrote:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:23:10 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
His meat.
Doesn't help the quandary...
;-)
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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19 Apr 2005 08:07:23 PM |
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On 19 Apr 2005, Christopher A. Lee dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:23:10 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
His meat.
Yeah.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "stoney" |
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20 Apr 2005 10:19:57 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:18:24 -0400, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:23:10 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
His meat.
And she couldn't beat it.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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20 Apr 2005 07:27:17 AM |
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:18:24 -0400, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:23:10 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 19 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:57:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
According to my late father who worked for Pan American airlines for
38 years, whenever the wives of wealthy arabs were in the first class
section, the second the plane was in the air and the seat belt sign
was off, they were ordering cocktails.
Muslim checkout girls have no problem checking out pork chops
and joints whenever I buy them at the local large self-service shop.
You had a Muslim checkout girl checking out your joint?
His meat.
There is nothing in the Muslim religion that says you cannot
handle pork. Just don't eat it, that's all :-)
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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