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Religions > Atheism |
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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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15 Dec 2005 01:24:13 AM |
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An Christ-Myth Poem for duke |
'Twas the night before Christimas, there was much strife,
for loser Earl Weber, since he has no wife;
To make up for such, he goes on a lark,
by attacking the children of a poster on ARC;
He fancies himself a patriot, being all gung ho,
but when 'Nam caled, he cried:"Hell no!";
So fervently he prayed, for a pass to heaven,
though Hell is reserved, for someone thus craven;
His "engineering" degree. is all dandy and nice,
to download computer virus, not once but twice;
What's a 63 year-old virgin to do, being sexually frustrated so,
but to chase LSU co-eds at an university apartment, or visit a ho;
Self-serving rationalization, that he does best,
defendng pedophile priests, it's also his quest;
Good thing evolution works, his genes die outright,
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: An Christ-Myth Poem for duke |
15 Dec 2005 05:42:25 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 23:24:13 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Hey, that's a great poem, yang, not true but a great poem.
'Twas the night before Christimas, there was much strife,
for loser Earl Weber, since he has no wife;
To make up for such, he goes on a lark,
by attacking the children of a poster on ARC;
He fancies himself a patriot, being all gung ho,
but when 'Nam caled, he cried:"Hell no!";
So fervently he prayed, for a pass to heaven,
though Hell is reserved, for someone thus craven;
His "engineering" degree. is all dandy and nice,
to download computer virus, not once but twice;
What's a 63 year-old virgin to do, being sexually frustrated so,
but to chase LSU co-eds at an university apartment, or visit a ho;
Self-serving rationalization, that he does best,
defendng pedophile priests, it's also his quest;
Good thing evolution works, his genes die outright,
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night.
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: An Christ-Myth Poem for duke |
16 Dec 2005 01:50:15 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:42:25 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 23:24:13 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Hey, it's great because it's true.
Hey, that's a great poem, yang, not true but a great poem.
'Twas the night before Christimas, there was much strife,
for loser Earl Weber, since he has no wife;
To make up for such, he goes on a lark,
by attacking the children of a poster on ARC;
He fancies himself a patriot, being all gung ho,
but when 'Nam caled, he cried:"Hell no!";
So fervently he prayed, for a pass to heaven,
though Hell is reserved, for someone thus craven;
His "engineering" degree. is all dandy and nice,
to download computer virus, not once but twice;
What's a 63 year-old virgin to do, being sexually frustrated so,
but to chase LSU co-eds at an university apartment, or visit a ho;
Self-serving rationalization, that he does best,
defendng pedophile priests, it's also his quest;
Good thing evolution works, his genes die outright,
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night.
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: An Christ-Myth Poem for duke |
16 Dec 2005 05:55:26 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:50:15 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
Hey, it's great because it's true.
What's truth is that you don't have any knowledge of me.
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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