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"Stephen" |
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15 Apr 2006 08:49:42 AM |
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An Easter classic I would like to share |
Perhaps this little 'fwiend' of mine is uneducated in the extreme, but he
nevertheless is proving a bit of a pushover. Would like to share his genius
with you - starting with my question first :
Okay, well, I had to be reminded on the news actually via the little bit of
minor coverage of the pope doing his hand waving ***** that some of the more
gullible amongst us actually believe all this "Jesus died but..he's all
magic and... he came back to life and stuff !!"
What a crock of *****. Okay, now. Lemme sit down, and strap myself in for
this : Exactly ...HOW, did he come back to life. No, no, no, wait, the
answer "because he's the son of god !!", is not sufficient as an answer. HOW
did he come back to life.
Let me go strap myself in.......
The answer ?
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened. He said it Himself before He died...that He
would rise again. And that's not all....He's coming back again to take all
the Christians with Him up to heaven. And the 7 years of Tribulation start
afer the Antichrist signs a peace treaty with Israel...which is eventually
broken. And during the 7 years people can either become Christians of follow
the Antichrist..who they will think is god after he raises himself from the
dead. But wht the non believers don't know is that he will be indwelt by
Satan himself. And he will kill others if they don't worship him...
Anyway I know i got off the subject but it's something to think about. I'll
tell you more about it later.
Love in Christ....david
Come now, HOW CAN YOU NOT believe after THAT !!! It's just so plausible !!
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
16 Apr 2006 07:31:59 PM |
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
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This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 05:54:48 AM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
So that's where my taxes have been going!
--
Kathryn
a.a # 2216
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 06:19:52 AM |
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:54:48 +0100, "kathryn" <nospam@here.com> in
news message <fsadnbgogPtn7t7ZnZ2dnUVZ8s-dnZ2d@bt.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
So that's where my taxes have been going!
I don't need taxes. I do it all with the change lost in washers and
dryers.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 12:58:52 PM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:54:48 +0100, "kathryn" <nospam@here.com> in
news message <fsadnbgogPtn7t7ZnZ2dnUVZ8s-dnZ2d@bt.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
So that's where my taxes have been going!
I don't need taxes. I do it all with the change lost in washers and
dryers.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
and stray socks?
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| User: "Stephen" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 04:20:45 PM |
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"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:54:48 +0100, "kathryn" <nospam@here.com> in
news message <fsadnbgogPtn7t7ZnZ2dnUVZ8s-dnZ2d@bt.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
So that's where my taxes have been going!
I don't need taxes. I do it all with the change lost in washers and
dryers.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
and stray socks?
Yeah so anyway, I never did get any kind of explanation from him. I was
perhaps hoping that someone of religion that frequents this n.g. might be
able to explain the technicalities of someone coming back to life after
dying but I suppose I should have known better.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
18 Apr 2006 12:51:58 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:20:45 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> wrote
in alt.atheism
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:54:48 +0100, "kathryn" <nospam@here.com> in
news message <fsadnbgogPtn7t7ZnZ2dnUVZ8s-dnZ2d@bt.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
So that's where my taxes have been going!
I don't need taxes. I do it all with the change lost in washers and
dryers.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
and stray socks?
Yeah so anyway, I never did get any kind of explanation from him. I was
perhaps hoping that someone of religion that frequents this n.g. might be
able to explain the technicalities of someone coming back to life after
dying but I suppose I should have known better.
Christian cowardice, ignorance, and dishonesty's quite the drag.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
16 Apr 2006 09:43:04 PM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
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This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Geoff, aa #2000-something
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 05:45:05 AM |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 08:02:20 AM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgworts!
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 10:03:54 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:20 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <I7adneH6wrJCDN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgworts!
Oh bother. I really do hate zorgworts.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
18 Apr 2006 12:00:42 AM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:20 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <I7adneH6wrJCDN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgworts!
Oh bother. I really do hate zorgworts.
They are awful. They will crowd into your den and hog the remote
control, watching silly 70's sitcoms and reality shows. They'll bring
back some of the nastiest ***** from some of the worst takeout places
in your local galactic group. Then they leave the leftovers in the fridge
making you clean it out every few days. I don't even want to talk
about their hygiene.
There's only one thing that zorgworts can't abide. I wonder if
you know what it is!
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
18 Apr 2006 06:22:47 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:00:42 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <mP6dncGrsakc79nZnZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:20 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <I7adneH6wrJCDN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgworts!
Oh bother. I really do hate zorgworts.
They are awful. They will crowd into your den and hog the remote
control, watching silly 70's sitcoms and reality shows. They'll bring
back some of the nastiest ***** from some of the worst takeout places
in your local galactic group. Then they leave the leftovers in the fridge
making you clean it out every few days. I don't even want to talk
about their hygiene.
There's only one thing that zorgworts can't abide. I wonder if
you know what it is!
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
18 Apr 2006 07:36:50 AM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:00:42 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <mP6dncGrsakc79nZnZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:20 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <I7adneH6wrJCDN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son
of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgworts!
Oh bother. I really do hate zorgworts.
They are awful. They will crowd into your den and hog the remote
control, watching silly 70's sitcoms and reality shows. They'll bring
back some of the nastiest ***** from some of the worst takeout places
in your local galactic group. Then they leave the leftovers in the fridge
making you clean it out every few days. I don't even want to talk
about their hygiene.
There's only one thing that zorgworts can't abide. I wonder if
you know what it is!
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Gak! Me too :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
18 Apr 2006 10:43:23 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:00:42 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <mP6dncGrsakc79nZnZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:20 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <I7adneH6wrJCDN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.co=
m>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrot=
e:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> =
in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son
of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgwort=
s!
Oh bother. I really do hate zorgworts.
They are awful. They will crowd into your den and hog the remote
control, watching silly 70's sitcoms and reality shows. They'll bring
back some of the nastiest ***** from some of the worst takeout places
in your local galactic group. Then they leave the leftovers in the frid=
ge
making you clean it out every few days. I don't even want to talk
about their hygiene.
There's only one thing that zorgworts can't abide. I wonder if
you know what it is!
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Gak! Me too :P
It is arguably the worst infotainment show ever aired, akin to Chinese
water torture (no pun intended). If I want to hear a married couple
bickering, I don't need to watch TV. I can listen to the neighbors
across the street. Good Lint=AE, I'd rather watch 16 straight hours of
MXC on Spike, and I probably will now that the zorgworts have taken up
residence in the TV room (damn that Geoff) than watch WwMaC for a
minute, even though the 167th time you've seen a large breasted
Japanese girl battle with the rubber dolphin of doom and do a face
plant in nuclear splooge, the humor runs a bit stale.
You are absolutely right, Ken.
Liz #658
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
18 Apr 2006 01:25:33 PM |
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"Liz" <mtstack@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
snip
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Gak! Me too :P
It is arguably the worst infotainment show ever aired, akin to Chinese
water torture (no pun intended).
Ha! ;)
If I want to hear a married couple
bickering, I don't need to watch TV. I can listen to the neighbors
across the street. Good Lint®, I'd rather watch 16 straight hours of
MXC on Spike, and I probably will now that the zorgworts have taken up
residence in the TV room (damn that Geoff) than watch WwMaC for a
minute, even though the 167th time you've seen a large breasted
Japanese girl battle with the rubber dolphin of doom and do a face
plant in nuclear splooge, the humor runs a bit stale.
Um, WHAT?!?!?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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18 Apr 2006 03:35:43 PM |
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In article <4akp4cFtru1uU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Liz" <mtstack@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1145375003.502232.145790@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
snip
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Gak! Me too :P
It is arguably the worst infotainment show ever aired, akin to Chinese
water torture (no pun intended).
Ha! ;)
If I want to hear a married couple
bickering, I don't need to watch TV. I can listen to the neighbors
across the street. Good Lint®, I'd rather watch 16 straight hours of
MXC on Spike, and I probably will now that the zorgworts have taken up
residence in the TV room (damn that Geoff) than watch WwMaC for a
minute, even though the 167th time you've seen a large breasted
Japanese girl battle with the rubber dolphin of doom and do a face
plant in nuclear splooge, the humor runs a bit stale.
Um, WHAT?!?!?
Hush now: I want to hear more about the large-breasted Japanese
girl. And the, you know, the other mammal.
Actually, as don't watch TV any more, the above precis
could have come from Alpha Centauri as far as I could follow.
-- cary
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18 Apr 2006 07:34:26 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:35:43 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) in news message <e23iiv$ou8$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>
wrote:
In article <4akp4cFtru1uU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Liz" <mtstack@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1145375003.502232.145790@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
snip
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Gak! Me too :P
It is arguably the worst infotainment show ever aired, akin to Chinese
water torture (no pun intended).
Ha! ;)
If I want to hear a married couple
bickering, I don't need to watch TV. I can listen to the neighbors
across the street. Good Lint®, I'd rather watch 16 straight hours of
MXC on Spike, and I probably will now that the zorgworts have taken up
residence in the TV room (damn that Geoff) than watch WwMaC for a
minute, even though the 167th time you've seen a large breasted
Japanese girl battle with the rubber dolphin of doom and do a face
plant in nuclear splooge, the humor runs a bit stale.
Um, WHAT?!?!?
I realize now that the above is a bit cryptic.
Hush now: I want to hear more about the large-breasted Japanese
girl. And the, you know, the other mammal.
Actually, as don't watch TV any more, the above precis
could have come from Alpha Centauri as far as I could follow.
MXC (most extreme challenge) uses footage from a Japanese TV show
where real people compete in weird, humiliating and sometimes painful
contests. The audio tract is completely replaced with intentionally
badly dubbed English that has nothing whatsoever to do with the
original show, reminiscent of Mystery Science Fiction Theater, with
suggestive commentary from two kimono clad hosts, Vic Romano and Ken
Blankenship.
I think you need to see it to believe it. Alpha Centauri . . . Japan
.. . . it really wouldn't make any difference for this show.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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18 Apr 2006 08:02:37 PM |
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In article <inua421fs4brb0i8kcjh6gp14dq92igk93@4ax.com> Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> writes:
On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:35:43 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) in news message <e23iiv$ou8$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>
wrote:
In article <4akp4cFtru1uU1@individual.net> "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Liz" <mtstack@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1145375003.502232.145790@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
snip
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Gak! Me too :P
It is arguably the worst infotainment show ever aired, akin to Chinese
water torture (no pun intended).
Ha! ;)
If I want to hear a married couple
bickering, I don't need to watch TV. I can listen to the neighbors
across the street. Good Lint®, I'd rather watch 16 straight hours of
MXC on Spike, and I probably will now that the zorgworts have taken up
residence in the TV room (damn that Geoff) than watch WwMaC for a
minute, even though the 167th time you've seen a large breasted
Japanese girl battle with the rubber dolphin of doom and do a face
plant in nuclear splooge, the humor runs a bit stale.
Um, WHAT?!?!?
I realize now that the above is a bit cryptic.
Hush now: I want to hear more about the large-breasted Japanese
girl. And the, you know, the other mammal.
Actually, as don't watch TV any more, the above precis
could have come from Alpha Centauri as far as I could follow.
MXC (most extreme challenge) uses footage from a Japanese TV show
where real people compete in weird, humiliating and sometimes painful
contests. The audio tract is completely replaced with intentionally
badly dubbed English that has nothing whatsoever to do with the
original show, reminiscent of Mystery Science Fiction Theater, with
suggestive commentary from two kimono clad hosts, Vic Romano and Ken
Blankenship.
I think you need to see it to believe it. Alpha Centauri . . . Japan
. . . it really wouldn't make any difference for this show.
Ah. The sort of thing for which only the phrase "typically Japanese"
will suffice.
-- cary
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18 Apr 2006 06:29:00 AM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:coi942lpqibr4fvf5id45fcmmq15ij7b78@4ax.com...
On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:00:42 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <mP6dncGrsakc79nZnZ2dnUVZ_sOdnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:bjl842h3qb4pdq6sed4jgmm482phs1q0vj@4ax.com...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:20 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <I7adneH6wrJCDN7ZnZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:n7s642dionqdun4bu88gmpo83t9c04f7de@4ax.com...
On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:43:04 -0400, "Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com>
in news message <we6dnZXdTZImnd7ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son
of
God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Hah...you are but a minion in my multiverse dominion!
Oh yeah! Prove your multiverse exists.
Your insolence will be dealt with in due course! Release the zorgworts!
Oh bother. I really do hate zorgworts.
They are awful. They will crowd into your den and hog the remote
control, watching silly 70's sitcoms and reality shows. They'll bring
back some of the nastiest ***** from some of the worst takeout places
in your local galactic group. Then they leave the leftovers in the fridge
making you clean it out every few days. I don't even want to talk
about their hygiene.
There's only one thing that zorgworts can't abide. I wonder if
you know what it is!
Weekends with Maury and Connie?
(Of course, I'm with them on that one.)
Curses! Foiled again!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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16 Apr 2006 09:21:17 PM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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16 Apr 2006 10:07:28 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in news
message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
16 Apr 2006 11:14:07 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son
of God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
Right over there with your fals... ummm, your, your, ahhh.
I haven't seen it.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 10:39:48 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Mike Painter in episode
<jCE0g.47991$_S7.19805@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
Right over there with your fals... ummm, your, your, ahhh. I haven't seen
it.
Oh yeah? What's that glittering on your head about???
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 05:41:00 AM |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:07:28 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<efCdnSTPfP3tm97ZnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@megapath.net> wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in news
message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
I don't want to play Dueling Queens again, Mark.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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17 Apr 2006 10:39:31 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Liz in episode
<u4s6429u3eg5ksru9gr994qce85gh6756m@4ax.com>...
On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:07:28 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<efCdnSTPfP3tm97ZnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@megapath.net> wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
I don't want to play Dueling Queens again, Mark.
You're just upset my Z snaps are better!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| Title: Re: An Easter classic I would like to share |
17 Apr 2006 08:39:51 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:39:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<HtydnZ03yusuK97ZnZ2dnUVZ_t-dnZ2d@megapath.net> wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Liz in episode
<u4s6429u3eg5ksru9gr994qce85gh6756m@4ax.com>...
On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:07:28 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<efCdnSTPfP3tm97ZnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@megapath.net> wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in
news message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
I don't want to play Dueling Queens again, Mark.
You're just upset my Z snaps are better!
<sniff>
Liz #658 BAAWA
Head Wrangler: EAC Petting Zoo and Cafeteria (ntie,oc)
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18 Apr 2006 12:49:14 PM |
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:07:28 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4agcctFrgb4cU1@individual.net>...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:3bo5425knbg44pr9b51o1eajeqj9rdc2b2@4ax.com...
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> in news
message <WR60g.31606$Ph2.11773@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net> wrote:
[-----]
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of
God and that's how it happened.
And I'm the Queen of the known universe.
Well, no ***** - everyone knows that :)
Liz says she's what? Did you... hey, where's my tiara???
Looks like you stuffed your bra with it....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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17 Apr 2006 08:00:07 PM |
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On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:49:42 GMT, "Stephen" <dorphine@tesco.net> wrote
in alt.atheism
Perhaps this little 'fwiend' of mine is uneducated in the extreme, but he
nevertheless is proving a bit of a pushover. Would like to share his genius
with you - starting with my question first :
Okay, well, I had to be reminded on the news actually via the little bit of
minor coverage of the pope doing his hand waving ***** that some of the more
gullible amongst us actually believe all this "Jesus died but..he's all
magic and... he came back to life and stuff !!"
What a crock of *****. Okay, now. Lemme sit down, and strap myself in for
this : Exactly ...HOW, did he come back to life. No, no, no, wait, the
answer "because he's the son of god !!", is not sufficient as an answer. HOW
did he come back to life.
Let me go strap myself in.......
The answer ?
This is probably the LAST thing you want ot hear but He is the Son of God
and that's how it happened. He said it Himself before He died...that He
would rise again. And that's not all....He's coming back again to take all
the Christians with Him up to heaven. And the 7 years of Tribulation start
afer the Antichrist signs a peace treaty with Israel...which is eventually
broken. And during the 7 years people can either become Christians of follow
the Antichrist..who they will think is god after he raises himself from the
dead. But wht the non believers don't know is that he will be indwelt by
Satan himself. And he will kill others if they don't worship him...
Anyway I know i got off the subject but it's something to think about. I'll
tell you more about it later.
Love in Christ....david
Come now, HOW CAN YOU NOT believe after THAT !!! It's just so plausible !!
<laughter> Ta.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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