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Religions > Atheism |
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"::==Heavenly Glory==::" |
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02 Sep 2005 01:28:20 PM |
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An Email From God |
An Email From God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going
on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called
one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is
good.
Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a
second angel to get another point of view.
So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in
decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.
God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good
and He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them
keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said????
You didn't get one either,.....huh?
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Most of my quotes are from:
http://www.carm.org/doctrine.htm http://www.carm.org/cults.htm
http://www.carm.org/apologetics.htm http://www.carm.org/seekers.htm
http://www.carm.org/atheism.htm http://www.carm.org/boards.htm
http://www.apologeticsindex.org/ http://www.christianquotes.org/
http://bible.gospelcom.net/ Let no one be found among you
who sacrifices his son or daughter in [a] the fire, who practices divination
or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who
is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Deut 18:10
http://www.christiananswers.net/
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: An Email From God |
02 Sep 2005 03:01:55 PM |
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On Fri, 2 Sep 2005 18:28:20 +0000 (UTC), "::==Heavenly Glory==::"
<inverclyde_uk@hotmail.com> wrote:
An Email From God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going
on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called
one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is
good.
Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a
second angel to get another point of view.
So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in
decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.
God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good
and He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them
keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said????
You didn't get one either,.....huh?
Nope, I'm afraid it didn't make it past my spam blocker.....
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| User: "Cthulhus prophet" |
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| Title: Fwd: keep up the good work. |
02 Sep 2005 01:34:38 PM |
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You know what? I prefer people who don't believe in me. They are far
more honest. After all, what evidence have I provided that I exist?
None at all. Mankind's credulity is truly awesome, I don't know
whether to laugh or cry.
Yours
God.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Fwd: keep up the good work. |
02 Sep 2005 09:07:09 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:34:38 +0100, Cthulhu's prophet
<cthulhu@soulstogo.com> wrote:
You know what? I prefer people who don't believe in me. They are far
more honest. After all, what evidence have I provided that I exist?
None at all. Mankind's credulity is truly awesome, I don't know
whether to laugh or cry.
Yours
God.
Hey! You're not the real God!
I know that for a fact, because I AM.
Now stop pretending to be me, and get back to work on my prophesies.
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