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Religions > Atheism |
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"Adam Marczyk" |
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14 Jan 2004 08:36:53 PM |
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An oldie-but-goodie from the Onion |
From the News in Brief section...
God Wondering Whatever Happened To That Planet Where He Made All Those
Monkeys
HEAVEN - Reminiscing Monday, God wondered aloud what happened to "that one
planet I made, like, four and a half billion years ago, the one with all
the monkeys." "Man, I haven't thought about that planet in forever," God
said. "I have no idea why it suddenly popped into My head. I remember it
was really crude, one of My weaker early efforts, back when I was
experimenting with the oxygen atmospheres and those ridiculous carbon-based
lifeforms. And I was on that whole upper-primate kick. Huh." God said He
couldn't remember the planet's name but was pretty sure it was "something
like Ursh or Orth or maybe Ert."
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| Title: Re: An oldie-but-goodie from the Onion |
14 Jan 2004 10:06:31 PM |
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"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:91nNb.742$g72.101@news01.roc.ny...
From the News in Brief section...
God Wondering Whatever Happened To That Planet Where He Made All Those
Monkeys
HEAVEN - Reminiscing Monday, God wondered aloud what happened to "that one
planet I made, like, four and a half billion years ago, the one with all
the monkeys." "Man, I haven't thought about that planet in forever," God
said. "I have no idea why it suddenly popped into My head. I remember it
was really crude, one of My weaker early efforts, back when I was
experimenting with the oxygen atmospheres and those ridiculous
carbon-based
lifeforms. And I was on that whole upper-primate kick. Huh." God said He
couldn't remember the planet's name but was pretty sure it was "something
like Ursh or Orth or maybe Ert."
True, as proven by Captain Stormfields visit to heaven. (Mark Twain) He got
off track looking at a comet and ended up at a gate that could not find
where he was supposed to go. Finally one of the angels realized that what
they had thought a flyspeck on the map of the universe was indeed Earth.
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