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"justiz" |
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13 Mar 2007 05:48:04 AM |
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An open letter to the pope |
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 10:55:16 AM |
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"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Alternately, for both, "God answers all prayers. Sometimes, the
answer is 'no'."
Given how childish and stupid the first two are, the rest really
aren't worth the trouble.
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
14 Mar 2007 07:05:24 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:55:16 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98F25AC084BD2taustingmail@216.168.3.64>
"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't ...
You should have left it at that.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
15 Mar 2007 11:40:16 AM |
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Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in
news:ad3hv2pek9va1n558aq73svjrjq3ce19jh@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:55:16 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98F25AC084BD2taustingmail@216.168.3.64>
"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't ...
You should have left it at that.
And you have a proof of that that's less goofy than the drivel I
was replying to? Of course you do.
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
14 Mar 2007 11:36:58 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:55:16 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Trained monkeys, having the impediment of being real, would have some
difficulty either answering or analyzing prayer. Omnipotence, if real,
would of course have no diffculty whatsoever.
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
14 Mar 2007 10:53:47 AM |
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Don Martin <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in
news:tu8gv2p09u8lj975eheusrrj6of1o06jkq@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:55:16 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Trained monkeys, having the impediment of being real, would have
some difficulty either answering or analyzing prayer.
Omnipotence, if real, would of course have no diffculty
whatsoever.
Indeed. But why would God *want* to dance like a trained monkey?
These "proofs" are so trivial to refute, a third grader could do
so. And has, many, many times, for at least 1500 years.
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
14 Mar 2007 09:20:27 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:53:47 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
Don Martin <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in
news:tu8gv2p09u8lj975eheusrrj6of1o06jkq@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:55:16 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Trained monkeys, having the impediment of being real, would have
some difficulty either answering or analyzing prayer.
Omnipotence, if real, would of course have no diffculty
whatsoever.
Indeed. But why would God *want* to dance like a trained monkey?
It might help him get noticed. His current behavior makes him
eminently ignorable, if indeed he exists at all.
These "proofs" are so trivial to refute, a third grader could do
so. And has, many, many times, for at least 1500 years.
I just love it when you're condescending. Do you give group smugs?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
15 Mar 2007 11:41:05 AM |
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Don Martin <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in
news:06bhv2luf4r3udgdf9s4ed03m7mb2d3h19@4ax.com:
On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:53:47 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
Don Martin <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in
news:tu8gv2p09u8lj975eheusrrj6of1o06jkq@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:55:16 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
"justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Trained monkeys, having the impediment of being real, would
have some difficulty either answering or analyzing prayer.
Omnipotence, if real, would of course have no diffculty
whatsoever.
Indeed. But why would God *want* to dance like a trained monkey?
It might help him get noticed. His current behavior makes him
eminently ignorable, if indeed he exists at all.
Why would God *want* to be noticed?
These "proofs" are so trivial to refute, a third grader could do
so. And has, many, many times, for at least 1500 years.
I just love it when you're condescending. Do you give group
smugs?
And yet, you don't dispute what I've said.
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
15 Mar 2007 01:37:47 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:41:05 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Trained monkeys, having the impediment of being real, would
have some difficulty either answering or analyzing prayer.
Omnipotence, if real, would of course have no diffculty
whatsoever.
Indeed. But why would God *want* to dance like a trained monkey?
It might help him get noticed. His current behavior makes him
eminently ignorable, if indeed he exists at all.
Why would God *want* to be noticed?
DamifIknow--it's your imaginary superfriend: you tell us. I note,
however, that many christers prate on about some "great commission"
they have to spread the word. If that commission comes from above and
is not simply pulled out of their arses like everything else they say,
then some interest in being noticed is implicit in the commission.
These "proofs" are so trivial to refute, a third grader could do
so. And has, many, many times, for at least 1500 years.
I just love it when you're condescending. Do you give group
smugs?
And yet, you don't dispute what I've said.
Dispute _that_ twaddle? why bother?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
15 Mar 2007 01:00:29 PM |
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Don Martin <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in
news:nc4jv2ll7nkkf9d1eh3ilb7516gmcqalsv@4ax.com:
On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:41:05 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> wrote:
"Try praying "
God isn't a trained monkey.
"Statistically analyze prayer"
God isn't at trained monkey.
Trained monkeys, having the impediment of being real, would
have some difficulty either answering or analyzing prayer.
Omnipotence, if real, would of course have no diffculty
whatsoever.
Indeed. But why would God *want* to dance like a trained
monkey?
It might help him get noticed. His current behavior makes him
eminently ignorable, if indeed he exists at all.
Why would God *want* to be noticed?
DamifIknow--
Then why complain about something the jeezmoids never claimed?
it's your imaginary superfriend: you tell us.
No, it's not. I'm merely pointing out that most of the rants -
inlcuding this one - are at least as retarded as the claims by
jeezmoids. If you want to attack religion, at least attack stuff
they actually *say*.
I
note, however, that many christers prate on about some "great
commission" they have to spread the word. If that commission
comes from above and is not simply pulled out of their arses
like everything else they say, then some interest in being
noticed is implicit in the commission.
Perhaps. But there's a difference between commanding his stooges to
get him noticed, and playing dancing monkey himself to get noticed.
(There are sound, logical theological reasons for this, once you
make the fundamentally irrational leap of believing he exists to
begin with, but I doubt you're interested.)
These "proofs" are so trivial to refute, a third grader could
do so. And has, many, many times, for at least 1500 years.
I just love it when you're condescending. Do you give group
smugs?
And yet, you don't dispute what I've said.
Dispute _that_ twaddle? why bother?
Indeed. You're smart enough to cut your losses and run, when you
know you can't possibly win. Which makes you considerably smarter
than most of the 'tards around here.
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 06:10:42 AM |
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On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 08:27:40 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:22:42 -0500, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <lj1dv2hng3cgp7uigrt75805sp7osddug4@4ax.com>):
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
And the money, don't forget the money, with money you can buy power.
Of course with power you can print the money.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
łThe price of freedom is the defense of idiots.˛ - Jimmy ***** Sheaver
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| User: "justiz" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 09:37:14 AM |
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On Mar 13, 3:27 pm, Harry F. Leopold <hleop...@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:22:42 -0500, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <lj1dv2hng3cgp7uigrt75805sp7osdd...@4ax.com>):
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302...@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
And the money, don't forget the money, with money you can buy power.
Of course with power you can print the money.
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And send it Iraq...
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 05:19:22 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:27:40 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
- Refer: <0001HW.C21C10FC000213B2F0284530@news.central.cox.net>
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:22:42 -0500, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <lj1dv2hng3cgp7uigrt75805sp7osddug4@4ax.com>):
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
And the money, don't forget the money, with money you can buy power.
Of course with power you can print the money.
Thankyou for the idea, Cardinal Leopold!
Get started immediately.
You can re-use the old presses that we printed Nazi propaganda on.
--
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
14 Mar 2007 03:32:21 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:31:22 -0500, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <1p8ev2pq560umqnsekiad075a32trqqe8v@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:27:40 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
- Refer: <0001HW.C21C10FC000213B2F0284530@news.central.cox.net>
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:22:42 -0500, Michael Gray wrote
(in article <lj1dv2hng3cgp7uigrt75805sp7osddug4@4ax.com>):
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
And the money, don't forget the money, with money you can buy power.
Of course with power you can print the money.
Thankyou for the idea, Cardinal Leopold!
Get started immediately.
You can re-use the old presses that we printed Nazi propaganda on.
You would choose a printer to do a printing job. I hate green. (Why do you
think I am the "Prints of Darkness"?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"We used to be afraid of comets. Now it's their turn." The Register
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 03:48:09 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:40:42 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
And you'll never get it.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "toor" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 07:57:32 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:40:42 +1030, Michael Gray wrote:
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1173782884.184923.302540@t69g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
Benny here.
God? Who cares about god?!
It's power that I am interested in.
God? We don't need no stinkin' God!
MarkA
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 03:47:26 PM |
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On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
#1 - ask in HIS name.
What a turkey you are.
Why bother with the rest.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "The Opponent" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 05:21:37 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:47:26 -0500, duke wrote:
On 13 Mar 2007 03:48:04 -0700, "justiz" <izstanbul@gmail.com> wrote:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.
http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
#1 - ask in HIS name.
"Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that
I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because
I go unto my Father. And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I
do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any
thing in my name, I will do it." (John 14:12-14)
And you say
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Paul VI
So why don't you just pray in His name that we will all see the light and
be saved? It is time for you to prove that you are not just a common
internet troll. Put up or shut up.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
14 Mar 2007 05:40:39 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:21:37 GMT, The Opponent <Opponent@hell.com> wrote:
#1 - ask in HIS name.
"Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that
I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because
I go unto my Father. And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I
do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any
thing in my name, I will do it." (John 14:12-14)
And you say
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Paul VI
So why don't you just pray in His name that we will all see the light and
be saved? It is time for you to prove that you are not just a common
internet troll. Put up or shut up.
Because God said you have to turn to him yourself.
Remember, God's love is like an open water faucet. If you wish to receive, you
must turn the glass up rather than down.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Chris Johnson" |
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13 Mar 2007 10:58:01 AM |
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On Mar 13, 5:48 am, "justiz" <izstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
I've always thought alt.atheism was the best way to reach the Pope. I
think his AA# is somewhere around 1500.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 05:20:36 PM |
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On 13 Mar 2007 08:58:01 -0700, "Chris Johnson" <effigies@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1173801481.164423.223700@64g2000cwx.googlegroups.com>
On Mar 13, 5:48 am, "justiz" <izstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
I've always thought alt.atheism was the best way to reach the Pope. I
think his AA# is somewhere around 1500.
His phone # is widely known, and even appears in bold type on some
whisky bottles:
VAT 69.
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| User: "justiz" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 12:06:28 PM |
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On Mar 13, 5:58 pm, "Chris Johnson" <effig...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Mar 13, 5:48 am, "justiz" <izstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
I've always thought alt.atheism was the best way to reach the Pope. I
think his AA# is somewhere around 1500.
So miracles don't happen.
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| User: "Hatter" |
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| Title: Re: An open letter to the pope |
13 Mar 2007 03:59:46 PM |
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On Mar 13, 6:48 am, "justiz" <izstan...@gmail.com> wrote:
Here are just 50 simple proofs of god's nonexistence.http://godisimaginary.com/
Please counter.
It is a mystery
You need to have faith
God has a plan
It is beyond our simple understanding
God is love
God does aswer all prayers, eventually
This world is just a shadow of the next
Turn to Jesus
Do not forsake him
You risk you immortal soul
Do you think you are smarter than the millions who do believe?
Christ is the world
For he died upon the Cross
And a thousand other handwaiving statements.
Really why bother?
Hatter
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