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"Johnny P" |
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16 Jun 2005 08:22:48 PM |
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And so the contest began... |
Johnny P came in, and fired a few shots....blah blah blah...
heres the deal. he said it was ok, if you wanted proof that he existed.
He has no problem with that.
So I am in authority to come in here for seven days in a row, each day
with a new picture to prove that he exists. I will take a new one every
day. You guys are always whining that you dont have proof, heres your
chance. He will send me signs, just for you folks. This is actually pretty
damn interesting.
At the end of the seven days, you can decide tyhen if he exists or not.
How is that for a contest??? You want proof? Youre talking to a guy that
can get you proof. He tells me that you still wont believe him, even if he
came up and knocked on your door, but now is your chance to actually test
the Lord God Almighty. Is that a deal or what? You can actually laugh at
him right in his face when we are done, if you still dont believe. :)
Hows that??? Is this a go or what?
t
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
18 Jun 2005 09:37:16 PM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BEDA0B09001F1304F0284550@news.central.cox.net...
On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 17:55:37 -0500, Dubh Ghall wrote
(in article <33l6b1ll114aqe0cuevnlttc0shi27rpdi@4ax.com>):
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 22:29:07 -0400, "j.m.1491@gmx.net"
<j.m.1491@gmx.net>
wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:CqadnfG7Eamvsi_fRVn-rQ@adelphia.com...
Awww...see? I hope she doesnt speak for all of you. I can Provide
proof
that God is real. I talk to him myslef every day. You don't want
proof?
I can show you who he is. He is anxiously awaiting your answer...
Im not kidding, lets do it. Or are you scared you might be
wrong?????????????????????
Bwahahahahahahaha
He may not be THE John P., but he's geting closer and closer...
(Yes they are scrared)
Alrighty then, ***** head. Prove you're not just another moronic
theist
full
of hot air and bull crap. Please provide your objective, verifiable
proof
that your god exists.
Silly stories, stupid cloud pictures and your mere opinion don't
count.
G'head. I expect this objective, verifiable evidence within the hour.
Pretty much pointless to ask, isn't it?
You don't suppose that Boaty, actually got round to fucking, Skypher,
and
this
is the result?
Aaaaakkkkkkkk! Wash your mouth out! Wash your hands! Wash your brain!
Hmmmmm, he does write like he's only about 3 years old...
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alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
BAAWA Knight & EAC Bible thumper thumper
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
18 Jun 2005 02:12:49 AM |
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[posted and mailed]
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> astounded us with:
news:3hepobFgqqs1U1@individual.net:
"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:CqadnfG7Eamvsi_fRVn-rQ@adelphia.com...
Awww...see? I hope she doesnt speak for all of you. I can Provide
proof that God is real. I talk to him myslef every day. You don't
want proof? I can show you who he is. He is anxiously awaiting your
answer...
Im not kidding, lets do it. Or are you scared you might be
wrong?????????????????????
Bwahahahahahahaha
(Yes they are scrared)
Alrighty then, ***** head. Prove you're not just another moronic theist
full of hot air and bull crap.
Sorry Robyn, he just proved that he IS " just another moronic theist
full of hot air and bull crap."
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
18 Jun 2005 05:38:50 AM |
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"Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com> wrote in message
news:RPPse.21325$F7.18747@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
[posted and mailed]
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> astounded us with:
news:3hepobFgqqs1U1@individual.net:
"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:CqadnfG7Eamvsi_fRVn-rQ@adelphia.com...
Awww...see? I hope she doesnt speak for all of you. I can Provide
proof that God is real. I talk to him myslef every day. You don't
want proof? I can show you who he is. He is anxiously awaiting your
answer...
Im not kidding, lets do it. Or are you scared you might be
wrong?????????????????????
Bwahahahahahahaha
(Yes they are scrared)
Alrighty then, ***** head. Prove you're not just another moronic theist
full of hot air and bull crap.
Sorry Robyn, he just proved that he IS " just another moronic theist
full of hot air and bull crap."
Well, THAT was easy ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Johnny P" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
16 Jun 2005 09:06:46 PM |
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ok....hose-hound
t
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3hep42Fgli67U1@individual.net...
"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:Zu-dnTbybbMksC_fRVn-qg@adelphia.com...
Johnny P still waiting for an answer. Is this a yes on the contest thing
or what? i can provide proof if you so desire, how is that for
fascinating. Seven days of proof for the people that dont even believe
that God is real...
YES OR NO????
No, *****.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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16 Jun 2005 09:11:02 PM |
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"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:K9ednSipo4SzrS_fRVn-pA@adelphia.com...
ok....hose-hound
Wow. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your mommy/sister
have to help you?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Johnny P" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
16 Jun 2005 09:16:58 PM |
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Why yes deary. Probably according to your mind, they are both the same
person now arent they?
Sloth
t
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3heppgFgo6ubU1@individual.net...
"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:K9ednSipo4SzrS_fRVn-pA@adelphia.com...
ok....hose-hound
Wow. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your mommy/sister
have to help you?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
16 Jun 2005 09:24:13 PM |
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"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:GPOdnXYCNfIPry_fRVn-tg@adelphia.com...
Why yes deary. Probably according to your mind, they are both the same
person now arent they?
You tell me, *****
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
17 Jun 2005 09:22:34 AM |
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Johnny P wrote:
Wow. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your mommy/sister
have to help you?
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Why yes deary. Probably according to your mind, they are both the same
person now arent they?
Sloth
The thought had crossed my mind ......I've seen more intelligent
creatures lying on their backs at the bottom of a pond .....
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Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
17 Jun 2005 05:50:02 PM |
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:56:16 -0400, "Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote:
Cmon man, I dont have all night...
Sure you do.
You would play here, then you will play in our time.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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18 Jun 2005 02:21:59 AM |
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[posted and mailed]
"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> astounded us with:
news:Zu-dnTbybbMksC_fRVn-qg@adelphia.com:
Johnny P still waiting for an answer. Is this a yes on the contest
thing or what? i can provide proof
No, you can't. All you will be able to provide are the delusional
misinterpretations of what your optic nerves transmit to that brain cell of
yours, fuckstick.
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Azrael" |
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| Title: Re: And so the contest began... |
17 Jun 2005 01:28:42 AM |
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:22:48 -0400, "Johnny P"
<Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote:
Johnny P came in, and fired a few shots....blah blah blah...
heres the deal. he said it was ok, if you wanted proof that he existed.
He has no problem with that.
So I am in authority to come in here for seven days in a row, each day
with a new picture to prove that he exists. I will take a new one every
day. You guys are always whining that you dont have proof, heres your
chance. He will send me signs, just for you folks. This is actually pretty
damn interesting.
At the end of the seven days, you can decide tyhen if he exists or not.
How is that for a contest??? You want proof? Youre talking to a guy that
can get you proof. He tells me that you still wont believe him, even if he
came up and knocked on your door, but now is your chance to actually test
the Lord God Almighty. Is that a deal or what? You can actually laugh at
him right in his face when we are done, if you still dont believe. :)
Hows that??? Is this a go or what?
t
1) Your a lousy photographer
2) Tour cloud pictures are among the worst photos that I have ever
seen
3) Go back under your rock, your babble is annoying
Azrael
The thiest/diest defense:
1)I believe in god, ergo god exists
2)I believe in god, ergo I know what god wills, wants, the path to god, etc.
3)I believe in god, ergo I am right/correct
4)You don't agree with me, you are wrong (see 1,2,and/or 3 above)
5)You dont' beleive as I do then you are wrong (see 1,2,and/or 3 above)
6)You want proof of god? (see 1,2,and/or 3 above)
7)You have evidence god does not exist (see 1,2,and/or 3 above)
8)If you don't believe as I do you are wrong (see 1,2,and/or 3 above)
There was no "before" the beginning of our universe, because once upon a time there was no time.
John D. Barrow
Question #1: If I get im my spaceship and fly to the very edge of the universe what do I see out the front window?
Question #2: What is the most mass/matter that a black hole can obsorb and what happens after it reaches that point and trys to absorb more matter?
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| User: "Kate " |
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16 Jun 2005 09:13:02 PM |
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:22:48 -0400, "Johnny P"
<Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote:
Johnny P came in, and fired a few shots....blah blah blah...
heres the deal. he said it was ok, if you wanted proof that he existed.
He has no problem with that.
So I am in authority to come in here for seven days in a row, each day
with a new picture to prove that he exists. I will take a new one every
day. You guys are always whining that you dont have proof, heres your
chance. He will send me signs, just for you folks. This is actually pretty
damn interesting.
At the end of the seven days, you can decide tyhen if he exists or not.
How is that for a contest??? You want proof? Youre talking to a guy that
can get you proof. He tells me that you still wont believe him, even if he
came up and knocked on your door, but now is your chance to actually test
the Lord God Almighty. Is that a deal or what? You can actually laugh at
him right in his face when we are done, if you still dont believe. :)
Hows that??? Is this a go or what?
t
Ask him to post Saturday's June 18'th 2005 California Lotto top prize
number by Friday June 17th 2005 midnight Pacific time and you will get
real respect - otherwise, you haven't got anything any other charletan
hasn't already tried to use to his own benefit.
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| User: "Eris" |
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16 Jun 2005 09:12:07 PM |
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:22:48 -0400, "Johnny P"
<Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote:
Johnny P came in, and fired a few shots....blah blah blah...
heres the deal. he said it was ok, if you wanted proof that he existed.
He has no problem with that.
So I am in authority to come in here for seven days in a row, each day
with a new picture to prove that he exists. I will take a new one every
day. You guys are always whining that you dont have proof, heres your
chance. He will send me signs, just for you folks. This is actually pretty
damn interesting.
At the end of the seven days, you can decide tyhen if he exists or not.
How is that for a contest??? You want proof? Youre talking to a guy that
can get you proof. He tells me that you still wont believe him, even if he
came up and knocked on your door, but now is your chance to actually test
the Lord God Almighty. Is that a deal or what? You can actually laugh at
him right in his face when we are done, if you still dont believe. :)
Hows that??? Is this a go or what?
t
You hear a voice? Have you tried any of the newer anti psychotic
medications on the market?
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| User: "Johnny P" |
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16 Jun 2005 09:15:58 PM |
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Its always the same. You want proof, and I show you proof, and you still
dont believe. What kind of signs do you want him to send you? Cash? A new
Lexxus?
Well lets see what he says to you guys. ok??
t
"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:l9c4b15mv0j1dm5gin2pibfae8goj5e94a@4ax.com...
On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:22:48 -0400, "Johnny P"
<Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote:
Johnny P came in, and fired a few shots....blah blah blah...
heres the deal. he said it was ok, if you wanted proof that he existed.
He has no problem with that.
So I am in authority to come in here for seven days in a row, each day
with a new picture to prove that he exists. I will take a new one every
day. You guys are always whining that you dont have proof, heres your
chance. He will send me signs, just for you folks. This is actually
pretty
damn interesting.
At the end of the seven days, you can decide tyhen if he exists or not.
How is that for a contest??? You want proof? Youre talking to a guy that
can get you proof. He tells me that you still wont believe him, even if
he
came up and knocked on your door, but now is your chance to actually test
the Lord God Almighty. Is that a deal or what? You can actually laugh at
him right in his face when we are done, if you still dont believe. :)
Hows that??? Is this a go or what?
t
You hear a voice? Have you tried any of the newer anti psychotic
medications on the market?
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| User: "I KILLED YOUR GOD-IT WAS EASY!" |
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17 Jun 2005 09:36:30 AM |
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"Johnny P" <Smithy9367@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:xMKdnSA8QePKry_fRVn-sw@adelphia.com...
Its always the same. You want proof, and I show you proof, and you still
dont believe. What kind of signs do you want him to send you? Cash? A
new
Lexxus?
Well lets see what he says to you guys. ok??
hey bonehead-i'll play with you-whats my name?
go ahead-ask your god-whats my name?
not a hard question for a supreme being-you got 6 days left.
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| User: "nJb" |
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16 Jun 2005 11:07:29 PM |
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Johnny P wrote:
Its always the same. You want proof, and I show you proof, and you still
dont believe. What kind of signs do you want him to send you? Cash? A new
Lexxus?
Proof? All I saw were some clouds that resembled a jebus looking
character jacking off with a carrot up his *****.
--
Jack
Plonked by Native American
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