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"The Pope" |
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29 Sep 2005 06:12:17 PM |
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Angelina Jolie just called |
She informed me that she is God.
Amen
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 06:15:32 PM |
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"The Pope" <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote in
news:dhhscm$9f8$0@pita.alt.net:
She informed me that she is God.
I'd worship it.
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Brought to you by...
The Catholic Church. No, we don't like gays.
But if you're a pedo, you're a PRIEST!
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
01 Oct 2005 08:46:15 AM |
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Good. She can't do a worse job than the guy they've got doing it
now....
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 08:14:43 PM |
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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:12:17 -0700, "The Pope"
<thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Uncle Elroy" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 09:39:46 PM |
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Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
30 Sep 2005 12:27:38 AM |
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"Uncle Elroy" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:3a9pj15qljdpmj6jv7952shqgcs2qc8qk7@4ax.com...
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
So I checked the site (I'd been there before, but it's been awhile.) After
checking out the collagen lips, I went to the main page and now I wish that
I hadn't. I was highly disappointed to see that Salma Hayek has apparently
gone and gotten a boob job. Damn, I wish women would quit doing that.
Especially women that I have my wife's permission to have an affair with
should the opportunity ever arise.
Thanks for ruining my evening.
--
Aloha,
G-Ride
"Like a quarrelling group of monkeys on a leaky boat, armed with sticks of
dynamite, we are now embarked on an uncertain journey."
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 10:00:54 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Elroy
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
30 Sep 2005 04:14:37 AM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96E0CBA6C4303vicman@216.196.97.136...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Elroy
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Jackie Stallone!!! Noooooooooooooo! My eyes!!! Arrrrrrrgh!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Uncle Elroy" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 10:06:16 PM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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30 Sep 2005 04:15:19 AM |
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"Uncle Elroy" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:apapj1dgvj3nvoh2fbqf68v9c919m08n82@4ax.com...
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Believe it or not, I think they actually are.
Damn, that is one scary website! ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "eggs" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 10:13:24 PM |
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In article <apapj1dgvj3nvoh2fbqf68v9c919m08n82@4ax.com>,
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
eggs.
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| User: "Aunt Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 11:04:43 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet eggs
(seggleto@sloptusnet.com.au) made the light shine upon us with this:
In article <apapj1dgvj3nvoh2fbqf68v9c919m08n82@4ax.com>,
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lip
s.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
Maybe she had plastic surgery in the womb.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Uncle Elroy" |
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29 Sep 2005 10:42:12 PM |
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eggs <seggleto@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
Ah, so it's true:
http://www.juicyrumors.com/images/angelina-jolie.jpg
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Aunty Vic" |
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29 Sep 2005 11:06:16 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Elroy
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
eggs <seggleto@sloptusnet.com.au> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lip
s.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
Ah, so it's true:
http://www.juicyrumors.com/images/angelina-jolie.jpg
Oh, but what about those eyes? Silicone perhaps?
--
Aunty Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "CliffB" |
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30 Sep 2005 06:20:23 PM |
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eggs wrote:
In article <apapj1dgvj3nvoh2fbqf68v9c919m08n82@4ax.com>,
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
eggs.
Zah's got huge lips. Baby shopping for "traits"? So nice to have those
monstergobblers in common with daughter.
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| User: "Preesi" |
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30 Sep 2005 06:42:21 PM |
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CliffB wrote:
eggs wrote:
In article <apapj1dgvj3nvoh2fbqf68v9c919m08n82@4ax.com>,
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
eggs.
Zah's got huge lips. Baby shopping for "traits"? So nice to have those
monstergobblers in common with daughter.
Im gonna go out on a limb here, but I think the baby we saw Ang bring
home from Africa IS NOT the same baby we see NOW.
I think there was some reason she had to give the first one back (the
grandmother, or the baby had AIDS) and they quickly gave her a new one.
Take a close look at the nose!
The first baby's nose is much tinier! Too tiny to balloon up that much.
NOT the same baby
JMO
--
preesi
~~~~~~~~~
"The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth?
Yeah, after The Strong Kick The Enemies Asses For You Cowards!"
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My Websites: http://tinyurl.com/yvw45
Where I Hang Out: http://www.there.com
Lets go surfing together: http://www.lluna.de/
My Pogo and AIM name: PreesiGirl
(Come play with me)
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| User: "CliffB" |
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04 Oct 2005 10:26:05 PM |
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Preesi wrote:
CliffB wrote:
eggs wrote:
In article <apapj1dgvj3nvoh2fbqf68v9c919m08n82@4ax.com>,
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
Yes. There are many photos of her as a child with the same lips.
eggs.
Zah's got huge lips. Baby shopping for "traits"? So nice to have those
monstergobblers in common with daughter.
Im gonna go out on a limb here, but I think the baby we saw Ang bring
home from Africa IS NOT the same baby we see NOW.
I think there was some reason she had to give the first one back (the
grandmother, or the baby had AIDS) and they quickly gave her a new one.
Take a close look at the nose!
The first baby's nose is much tinier! Too tiny to balloon up that much.
NOT the same baby
JMO
--
preesi
As nobody's contradicted you, perhaps it's true even if a bit
outlandish? As far as the varying pics, it does seem to be the quickest
recovery from a near death afflicted wisp of a baby to the instantly
fatted up doll AJ was photo'ed lugging around to newstands just a week
or two later. I know they grow quick but this was very quick, and also
when recovering from that near fatal intestinal problem.
~~~~~~~~~
"The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth?
Yeah, after The Strong Kick The Enemies Asses For You Cowards!"
~~~~~~~~~
My Websites: http://tinyurl.com/yvw45
Where I Hang Out: http://www.there.com
Lets go surfing together: http://www.lluna.de/
My Pogo and AIM name: PreesiGirl
(Come play with me)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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29 Sep 2005 10:13:33 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Elroy
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal
sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.
html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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02 Oct 2005 07:39:48 AM |
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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:13:33 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Elroy
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal
sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.
html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
Sucks, dunnit? You get used to being "the" uncle after awhile, and
then along comes some whipphersnapper tryin' to upstage ya' an' before
ya' know it EEEEE-vuh-reee-buhhh-deeeez walkin' around callin'
themselves "Uncle". You kids today, you hain't got no shame. Why, in
my day...
<yadda...>
<yadda...>
<yadda...>
;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
Those first to step up and say,
"Now is not the time for placing blame"
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...are quite often to blame....
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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02 Oct 2005 08:24:35 AM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal
sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.
html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
Sucks, dunnit? You get used to being "the" uncle after awhile, and
then along comes some whipphersnapper tryin' to upstage ya' an' before
ya' know it EEEEE-vuh-reee-buhhh-deeeez walkin' around callin'
themselves "Uncle". You kids today, you hain't got no shame. Why, in
my day...
<yadda...>
<yadda...>
<yadda...>
;-)
What we need around here is an Uncle Martin! :)
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Uncle Elroy" |
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29 Sep 2005 10:32:16 PM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy (elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal
sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.
html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
I felt like a change. I actually have a niece and two nephews, and I
kinda like the look of it. You gotta problem with it?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 11:03:22 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Elroy
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy (elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us
with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if
you kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is
anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lip
s. html
Yeah. Most of them looked better before the surgery.
Are Jolie's lips supposed to be natural?
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
I felt like a change. I actually have a niece and two nephews, and I
kinda like the look of it. You gotta problem with it?
Nah, I thought you were copying Buck and I. Let's see, I have three
nieces and a nephew. OK, guess I qualify. But there are too many uncles
now.
Wait!
Aunt Vic....
Yes, it has possibilities.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Uncle Elroy" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 11:52:03 PM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
I felt like a change. I actually have a niece and two nephews, and I
kinda like the look of it. You gotta problem with it?
Nah, I thought you were copying Buck and I. Let's see, I have three
nieces and a nephew. OK, guess I qualify. But there are too many uncles
now.
How many is too many?
Wait!
Aunt Vic....
Yes, it has possibilities.
Aunt Vickey, is that you?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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02 Oct 2005 07:40:28 AM |
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On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:52:03 GMT, Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net>
wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
I felt like a change. I actually have a niece and two nephews, and I
kinda like the look of it. You gotta problem with it?
Nah, I thought you were copying Buck and I. Let's see, I have three
nieces and a nephew. OK, guess I qualify. But there are too many uncles
now.
How many is too many?
Maybe we should form a gang? :-))))
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
Those first to step up and say,
"Now is not the time for placing blame"
...
...are quite often to blame....
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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02 Oct 2005 08:18:38 AM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
I felt like a change. I actually have a niece and two nephews, and I
kinda like the look of it. You gotta problem with it?
Nah, I thought you were copying Buck and I. Let's see, I have three
nieces and a nephew. OK, guess I qualify. But there are too many uncles
now.
How many is too many?
Maybe we should form a gang? :-))))
I changed my name back to my old one once I found out Uncle is a
derogatory title. :)
It's the black sheep Uncle's that give us all a bad name!
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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02 Oct 2005 10:53:59 AM |
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On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 13:18:38 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(elroywillis@swbell.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in alt.atheism
OK, what's with the Uncle Elroy ndp?
I felt like a change. I actually have a niece and two nephews, and I
kinda like the look of it. You gotta problem with it?
Nah, I thought you were copying Buck and I. Let's see, I have three
nieces and a nephew. OK, guess I qualify. But there are too many uncles
now.
How many is too many?
Maybe we should form a gang? :-))))
I changed my name back to my old one once I found out Uncle is a
derogatory title. :)
Eh? How so? :-?
It's the black sheep Uncle's that give us all a bad name!
LoL! No problem here, then. I'm the _pink_ sheep of *my* family.
;-) Or rainbow, if you prefer. :-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
Those first to step up and say,
"Now is not the time for placing blame"
...
...are quite often to blame....
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
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| User: "Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Intactivist Angelina Jolie just called |
29 Sep 2005 10:48:15 PM |
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Uncle Elroy wrote:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
That's the second most horrifying thing I've ever seen! The first being
David (rec.arts.tv) liking 'The Office' (NBC).
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| User: "Uncle Elroy" |
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29 Sep 2005 10:57:03 PM |
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Taylor <taylor.taylor@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Uncle Elroy wrote:
Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.netttt> wrote in alt.atheism
The Pope <thepope@vaticancity.hh> wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
I received some disturbing information that her Mike Tyson lips
were injected with fat from her butt to make them larger. So if you
kiss her, isn't that like kissing her *****? And a ***** is anal sex?
Wait a sec..... hummmmm...
Never mind...
Check out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_collagen_in_lips.html
That's the second most horrifying thing I've ever seen! The first being
David (rec.arts.tv) liking 'The Office' (NBC).
I read that Paris Hilton asked her plastic surgeon to use some of her
butt fat to bulk up her lips, but he gave up, saying he couldn't find
any. Insulted, she's now looking for another surgeon to make her butt
bigger, by using butt fat sucked out from other celebrities...
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Mark Stringer" |
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30 Sep 2005 06:00:57 AM |
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The Pope wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
There's a slight problem with that, I don't think she believe in God.
p.s. How come your not as fan-friendly as the last guy? I think you
should do a reality show, it'd help increase your pope-ularity.
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| User: "lili_legs" |
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| Title: Re: Angelina Jolie just called |
30 Sep 2005 05:33:23 PM |
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The Pope wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
Amen
She informed me that she is joining "Team Aniston".
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| User: "Pics" |
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30 Sep 2005 05:35:09 PM |
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I have the conversation here
http://pixsells.blogspot.com
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| User: "Taylor" |
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29 Sep 2005 08:10:25 PM |
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The Pope wrote:
She informed me that she is God.
Amen
She also commits incest w/ her brother.
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