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"Mike Painter" |
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01 Aug 2004 09:07:36 PM |
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ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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01 Aug 2004 10:54:09 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
Unfortunately, this has been proven to be untrue. But,
many people believe that it's exactly the kind of thing
he would say. It's an urban legend.
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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01 Aug 2004 09:12:08 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
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| User: "Clayton....Ron Jeremy Without The Plus Size Equipment" |
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02 Aug 2004 01:49:10 AM |
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote in message
news:YphPc.14110$Zm3.3089@fe2.texas.rr.com...
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Awww...you had to go and spoil our fun!
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| User: "Fear gan dia" |
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02 Aug 2004 01:54:43 PM |
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Verily verily I say unto you, it is written by "Clayton....Ron Jeremy Without The Plus Size Equipment"
in <410de370$0$10824$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote in message
news:YphPc.14110$Zm3.3089@fe2.texas.rr.com...
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Awww...you had to go and spoil our fun!
Of course, there's no shortage of genuine bushisms:
http://www.bushisms.com/
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/
You know, I never thought I'd miss Dan Quayle...
--
The Very Irrev. Fear gan dia # http://goddamliberal.port5.com
"Every good Christian should line up and kick Jerry Falwell's *****."
- Barry Goldwater
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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02 Aug 2004 02:43:34 PM |
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"Fear gan dia" <dtthnrrqtbqr@dbtldxrrqnhs.com> wrote in
news:410e8df3.001@dbtldxrrqnhs.com:
Verily verily I say unto you, it is written by "Clayton....Ron Jeremy
Without The Plus Size Equipment" in
<410de370$0$10824$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote in message
news:YphPc.14110$Zm3.3089@fe2.texas.rr.com...
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We
must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces.
A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed
that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any
other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used
the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Awww...you had to go and spoil our fun!
Of course, there's no shortage of genuine bushisms:
http://www.bushisms.com/
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/
You know, I never thought I'd miss Dan Quayle...
http://www.everythingiknowiswrong.com/2004/03/kerryisms.html
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Cthulhu for President! Why vote for a lesser evil?
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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02 Aug 2004 01:47:47 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 02:12:08 GMT, "The other Donald"
<the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
The problem is, that most people believe it. It's not so far off that
Bush would have problems with a simple word.
--
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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02 Aug 2004 09:55:52 AM |
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This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
The problem is, that most people believe it. It's not so far off that
Bush would have problems with a simple word.
Although the problem he had with the word "perseverance" is not an urban
legend.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Kate " |
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02 Aug 2004 09:28:11 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 06:47:47 GMT, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 02:12:08 GMT, "The other Donald"
<the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
The problem is, that most people believe it. It's not so far off that
Bush would have problems with a simple word.
I didn't believe it when the crowd was described as being horrified
that he said it that way. So far, I've never heard of a crowd created
for the man's talks that had any problem with any insanity that came
out of his mouth.
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| User: "Levy Oates" |
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01 Aug 2004 11:29:02 PM |
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 02:12:08 GMT, "The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com>
wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Shame, I rather liked it.
---------
Archdeacon Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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01 Aug 2004 11:32:43 PM |
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The other Donald wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must
always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces
is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces
with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human
being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
This is an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
The thought that I should verify it before posting it crossed my mind and I
usually do but this seemed nicew no matter what.
Thoughts like:
"Is this from the left behind series?"
"No *****, did he really say that?"
crossed my mind.
Even if he did say fetus he was wrong.
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| User: "Clayton....Ron Jeremy Without The Plus Size Equipment" |
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02 Aug 2004 01:48:25 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
Who'd have thunk.....Dubya talking *****!
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01 Aug 2004 09:34:39 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
FLUSHING THE TOILET IS MUDER!
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
--
Desdinova aa #2182
EAC Director of Research and Destroy, Black Helicopter Pilot
Zaphod Beeblebrox for President. Why not, he's already President of the
Galaxy.
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise people see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
-Seneca
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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02 Aug 2004 05:17:28 AM |
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In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "JTEM" |
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02 Aug 2004 07:29:02 AM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before
a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated:
"We must always remember that all human beings begin life
as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God,
who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and
God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated
his error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had
used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
For Bush, a Saturday-morning cartoon would be more appropriate.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Aug 2004 09:48:24 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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29 Aug 2004 10:49:22 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2pfirpFk5vgaU1@uni-berlin.de...
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
--
__________
It's an urban legend. Never happened, as likely as it sounds.
Mickey
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Aug 2004 03:23:17 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 23:49:22 -0400 in episode
<x8qdnf77C8YnPq_cRVn-rw@comcast.com> we saw our hero "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net>:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2pfirpFk5vgaU1@uni-berlin.de...
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must
always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces
is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces
with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human
being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
--
__________
It's an urban legend. Never happened, as likely as it sounds.
Funny how it's so believable eh?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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30 Aug 2004 04:45:53 AM |
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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:48:24 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
Well, being a ***** himself he should know.
But in any case his words disqualify himself from having anything to
do with it as they are a direct violation of the wall of separation.
Even if he gets his views on abortion into law, they will fail the
Lemon test.
And any law he manages to get passed on this subject won't apply to
anybody who isn't Christian.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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29 Aug 2004 10:59:31 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must
always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A
Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that
feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other
human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Sorry...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the
tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're
going to be as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
30 Aug 2004 07:06:00 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
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In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must
always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A
Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that
feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other
human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Sorry...
Aw, boogersnot! :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
30 Aug 2004 03:22:55 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:59:31 +0000 in episode
<Xns9554D5BD2C45Fvicman@204.127.204.17> we saw our hero Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com>:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must
always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces
is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with
all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Sorry...
Drat. That one was so funny it *should be true. <G>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
30 Aug 2004 04:01:33 PM |
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on 30 Aug 2004 in alt.atheism, Mark K. Bilbo dropped trou, farted, then
shouted:
On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:59:31 +0000 in episode
<Xns9554D5BD2C45Fvicman@204.127.204.17> we saw our hero Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com>:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We
must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces.
A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed
that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any
other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used
the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp
Sorry...
Drat. That one was so funny it *should be true. <G>
Heh - I'm sure Bush's public speech team is kept hopping 'round the clock.
That's got to be a more stressful job than air traffic control.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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| Title: Re: ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
01 Sep 2004 10:31:23 PM |
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in article 2pfirpFk5vgaU1@uni-berlin.de, Robibnikoff at
witchypoo@broomstick.com wrote on 8/29/04 9:48 PM:
"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-B9BAF4.06172802082004@news05.east.earthlink.net...
In article <IlhPc.102729$u94.91183@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com>,
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word
'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Man, I'd purely love to see a tape of that.
LOL, so would I :)
Much as I hate Shrub, I have to inform you that this is a hoax.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
02 Aug 2004 11:54:11 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 02:07:36 +0000, Mike Painter wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
Quale had several functioning brain cells.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: ANOTHER DAN QUALE? |
01 Aug 2004 11:41:29 PM |
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 02:07:36 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ANOTHER DAN QUALE?
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life
rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember
that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being
in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights
and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error
atleast a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces"
when he meant to say "fetus."
Will Rogers once said:Â " I don't make jokes, I just watch the
government and report the facts."
It's an urban legend, although given the track record of his
predecessors such as Ronald "facts are stupid things" Reagan, rather
believable...
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