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"Secular Fundamentalist" |
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18 Mar 2005 06:01:07 AM |
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Another gem of twitdom |
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
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David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 11:03:58 AM |
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"Secular Fundamentalist" <moc.turtle@eltrut.com> wrote in message
news:D-KdnRsDTLGdXqffRVnygg@brightview.com...
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
Some of us on multiple occasions.....
-DMc
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 08:05:00 AM |
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Secular Fundamentalist <moc.turtle@eltrut.com> astounded us with:
news:D-KdnRsDTLGdXqffRVnygg@brightview.com:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
<Raises hand> guilty as charged. But, in my defence, have always treated the
guy with contempt and profanity. So, in my book, a twit from his first post
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 05:58:55 PM |
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TV's Phÿltêr wrote:
Secular Fundamentalist <moc.turtle@eltrut.com> astounded us with:
news:D-KdnRsDTLGdXqffRVnygg@brightview.com:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
<Raises hand> guilty as charged. But, in my defence, have always treated
the
guy with contempt and profanity. So, in my book, a twit from his first
post
That sounds like a "yes" vote to me.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Jon." |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
20 Mar 2005 01:06:01 PM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't
want us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I didn't realize it was mandatory :)
It didn't look like it would be a close call, so I didn't bother.
For the record: yes.
Jon.
aa #703
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| User: "Del" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 09:22:32 AM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't
want us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
If "God" wanted JG to be taken seriously he wouldn't
have filled him full of *****.
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 06:12:45 AM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so
far away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
;-)
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| User: "David Francis" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 06:20:31 AM |
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:9fOdnQoLm-0lWKffRVn-qA@comcast.com...
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so far
away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
;-)
And if God had wanted us to shower regularly, he would have put our armpits
on top of our shoulders.
<g>
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 05:58:32 PM |
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TV's David Francis wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:9fOdnQoLm-0lWKffRVn-qA@comcast.com...
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so far
away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
;-)
And if God had wanted us to shower regularly, he would have put our
armpits
on top of our shoulders.
If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me with an IQ
of 51.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: AQOTM NOMINATION (Was re:Another gem of twitdom) |
18 Mar 2005 06:16:30 PM |
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towelie wrote:
TV's David Francis wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:9fOdnQoLm-0lWKffRVn-qA@comcast.com...
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so far
away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
;-)
And if God had wanted us to shower regularly, he would have put our
armpits
on top of our shoulders.
Nominated portion.....
If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me with an IQ
of 51.
Seconds anyone ?
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM NOMINATION (Was re:Another gem of twitdom) |
18 Mar 2005 06:57:07 PM |
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"Jez" <iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMpipex.com> wrote in message
news:hKSdnRfXz8DG8qbfRVnytg@pipex.net...
towelie wrote:
TV's David Francis wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:9fOdnQoLm-0lWKffRVn-qA@comcast.com...
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so
far
away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
;-)
And if God had wanted us to shower regularly, he would have put our
armpits
on top of our shoulders.
Nominated portion.....
If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me with an
IQ
of 51.
Seconds anyone ?
LOL - Oh yes, absolutely.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM NOMINATION (Was re:Another gem of twitdom) |
20 Mar 2005 09:02:24 AM |
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In article <3a1bn3F64b31gU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Jez" <iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMpipex.com> wrote in message
news:hKSdnRfXz8DG8qbfRVnytg@pipex.net...
towelie wrote:
TV's David Francis wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:9fOdnQoLm-0lWKffRVn-qA@comcast.com...
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so
far
away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
;-)
And if God had wanted us to shower regularly, he would have put our
armpits
on top of our shoulders.
Nominated portion.....
If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me with an
IQ
of 51.
Seconds anyone ?
LOL - Oh yes, absolutely.
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM NOMINATION (Was re:Another gem of twitdom) |
21 Mar 2005 08:12:03 AM |
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Jez <iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMpipex.com> astounded us with:
news:hKSdnRfXz8DG8qbfRVnytg@pipex.net:
towelie wrote:
TV's David Francis wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:9fOdnQoLm-0lWKffRVn-qA@comcast.com...
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't
want
us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know how to vote for the Twit list, but I love the "If God had
wanted us to..." lines.
"If God had wanted us to brush our teeth, he'd have put brushes on our
fingertips."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have put all the cities so
far
away."
"If God had wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller
skates."
;-)
And if God had wanted us to shower regularly, he would have put our
armpits
on top of our shoulders.
Nominated portion.....
If God had wanted me to attend church, he would have created me with an
IQ
of 51.
Seconds anyone ?
Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh, towelie owes me for monitor cleaning products
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "wcb" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
20 Mar 2005 01:02:51 PM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want us
to eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
I don't know if I formally did or not. If not,
yes.
"If god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make
them taste so good?"
And a big billy goat Bahahahahhhhh! to Roger Pearse.
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Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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18 Mar 2005 09:55:46 AM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't want us to
eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
That's like voting water for the "list of wet things."
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[T]hose who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves;
and, under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
-- Pres. George W. Bush, Hypocrite, his inauguration speech, 2005
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Another gem of twitdom |
18 Mar 2005 08:13:40 PM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in
news:423AFA02.7E2F0186@serv.net:
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Jason Gastrich wrote:
I like Kent Hovind's quote regarding eating meat. "If God didn't
want us to eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
Anybody not voted for Jason on the Twit list yet?
That's like voting water for the "list of wet things."
Or the List of Things Made of Water.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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